Auteur Watch - Dianne Houston

What a fickle business.  I mean, you put in all this hard work, and all you get credit for is the Jussie Smollet fiasco on "Empire."  What about Take the Lead?  What is that, chopped liver?  What, is it chopped liver? ...where should the comma go on that one, anyway?  I should look into that. 
Ah, dancing.  Even though I'm a hardline ZPG type, who can't resist the thrill of dancing?  The ultimate dance movie is probably Dirty Dancing, or maybe All That Jazz.  For some, even in mine own household, Bob Fosse is dance.  I mean, even though he surely had a teacher when he was growing up?  But one gets older, and tastes change / evolve.  You fall in love with Dirty Dancing, but end up marrying Shall We Dance.  Same old story.  And speaking of the same old story, a teacher believing in a group of hopeless inner city kids is a little cliché... unless it's based on a true story!  Then the sky's the limit.  Well, that's Take the Lead for you.  Also, the key to directing television is finding a good pun to use as the episode title.  Of Dianne Houston's body of work, the one that jumps out at me the most would have to be an episode of "NYPD Blue" called "Humpty Dumped."  Classic.  Apparently, Runaway Island went to the big screen; alas, it wasn't the runaway hit that everyone hoped it would be, so back to the TV ghetto.  It's not all bad!  That silver screen arena's a little more cutthroat, especially these days.  Sure, directing TV is a hell hole, but remember: you know where you stand in a hellhole.  Folks lend a hand in a hell hole!  Girl, get me back to my...

Linda Cardellini Fans Unite!

Well, well, well!  Wholly Moses and Hell's Belles!  It's pell-mell, Richard Threlkeld!  Damn, using all my 'A' material again.  Oh, and I almost forgot.  Brought to you by... the Muslim Brotherhood?  Really?  Well, everyone deserves a second chance.  Man, I haven't heard from them since their big hit "I Want it That Way."  Man, but musicians can be a downright pushy lot.  And our other sponsor this week: Arms Folded on Hips.  I mean, hey, you can express dissatisfaction with Arms Folded, or with Hands on Hips like Bowling For Soup taught us all... I think it was them.  But if you can pull off Arms Folded on Hips?  (clicks tongue)  Game changer.  Real Intellivision (TM) (R) (C) time.  Speaking of which, allow us to illustrate the subject at hand.  Leave us be well-informed upon it!  I allude to the current, controlled, well-organized bulletin of celluloid group experiences... the Top 10, I mean!  Two debutantes this week, so to speak.  The first one's ... oh, I'm trying that memory thing again.  Sorry.  I know it's got the word "break" in the title.  Is it Break & Enter?  Could it be Break a Dead Lock?  How about Break a Hip?  Or Break a Leg?  Break a Leg?  Break a Leg?  Break a Leg?  Break a Leg?  Break a Leg?  Break a Leg?  Break a Leg?  Break a Leg?  Break a Leg, Rosie?  Break Age?  Break Apart?  Break Away?  Break Away?  Break Away?  Break Beat?  Break Borders?  Break Clause?  Break Down?  Break Down?  Break Down Time?  Break Dreams?  Break Even?  Break Fighter?  Break Free?  Break Glass in Case Of...?  Break In?  Break In?  Break In?  Break In?  Break In?  Break in at FM?  Break In Break Out?  Break in Festivities?  Break in Reality?  Break in the Circle?  Break in the Clouds?  Break in the Sun?  Break It Down?  Break It Down?  Break It Down: The Mission of Dance Tutorials Live?  Break Ke Baad?  Break My Fall?  Break Night?  Break of Dawn?  Break of Dawn?  Break of Day?  Break of Hearts?  Break Off?  Break on Through with JFK?  Break Out - Rap in the Bronx?  Break Out?  Break Out: The Ultimate Escape Plan?  Break Out!?  Break Point?  Break Point?  Break Point?  Break Point?  Break Point?  Break Point?  Break Rescue?  Break Stuff?  Break the $250,000 Bank?  Break the Addiction: An Inconvenient Truth?  Break the Bank?  Break the Bank?  Break the Bars?  Break the Date: A Susan and Frances Adventure?  Break the Future?  Break the News?  Break the News to Mother?  Break the Rock?  Break the Silence?  Break the Silence?  Break the Silence Gambling Road: Akasaka Blitz Live Complete?  Break the Silence Recording & Tour?  Break the Silence: Kids Against Child Abuse?  Break the Stage?  Break These Chains?  Break This?  Break Through?  Break Time?  Break Time?  Break to Freedom?  Break Town monogatari?  Break Up?  Break Up?  Break Up?  Break Up 2?  Break Up Breakdown?  Break Up Call?  Break Up Day?  Break Up Geography?  Break Up with Me, Damn It!?  Break Up, Break In, Break Out?  Break Up, Breakdown?  Break Up??  Break Ya Neck with Busta Rhymes?  Break Your Leg!?  Break-Down at El Mirage?  Break-In?  Break-In?  Break-In?  Break-In at Bambi's?  Break-In Bondage?  Break-through?  Break-Up?  Break-Up Album?  Break-Up Art?  Break-up Bob?  Break-Up Boo Boo?  Break-Up Date?  Break-Up Sex?  Break-up Therapy?  Break-Up Watch?  Break-Up: The Making Of?  Break-ups: Cate & Timmy?  Break-ups: Die Serie?  Break-ups: Kellen & Seth?  Break-ups: La série?  Break-ups: The Series - Katy & Ted?  Break, Break, Break?  Break: The Musical?  Break'n Reality?  Break/Cut?  Breakable You?  Breakables?  Breakaway?  Breakaway?  Breakaway?  Breakaway?  Breakaway?  Breakaway?  Breakaway?  Breakaway?  Breakaway?  Breakaway?  Breakaway?  Breakaway?  Breakaway Girls?  Breakaway/Backdown?  Breakdance Academy?  Breakdance Step-by-Step?  Breakdancing Vice Squad?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown?  Breakdown Breakthrough?  Breakdown Forest - Reise in den Abgrund?  Breakdown Forest?  Breakdown Lane?  "Breakdown" Monday?  Breakdown Reward?  Breakdown the Remix?  Breakdowns?  Breakdowns of 1936?  Breakdowns of 1937?  Breakdowns of 1938?  Breakdowns of 1941?  Breakdowns of 1942?  Breaker?  Breaker?  Breaker High?  Breaker Morant?  Breaker Morant: The Retrial?  Breaker One Niner/The Herpees/Civic Minded Five/Jag Offs: Live at Music Dimensions 1/25/00?  Breaker! Breaker!?  Breakers?  Breakers?  Breakers?  Breakers Ahead?  Breakers Ahead?  Breakers Ahead?  Breakfast?  Breakfast?  Breakfast?  Breakfast?  Breakfast?  Breakfast?  Breakfast?  Breakfast?  Breakfast?  Breakfast?  Breakfast?  Breakfast?  Breakfast?  Breakfast?  Breakfast?  Breakfast?  Breakfast?  Breakfast?  Breakfast & Epiphanies?  Breakfast at Barbie's?  Breakfast at Ben's?  Breakfast at Churchill Downs?  Breakfast at Googy's?  Breakfast at Sunrise?  Breakfast at Tiffany's?  Breakfast at Tiffany's: The Making of a Classic?  Breakfast at Timothy's?  Breakfast at Wimbledon?  Breakfast Balls with Chris Sheridan?  "Breakfast" Bin Laden and Eggs?  Breakfast Bracketology?  Breakfast Buddies?  Breakfast Coincidence?  Breakfast for Dinner?  Breakfast for Dinner?  Breakfast for Lunch?  Breakfast for Two?  Breakfast Impossible: Series One?  Breakfast in Bed?  Breakfast in Bed?  Breakfast in Bed?  Breakfast in Bed?  Breakfast in Bed?  Breakfast in Beirut?  Breakfast in Hollywood?  Breakfast in Paris?  Breakfast Is Served?  Breakfast Klub the DocKumentary?  Breakfast Lunch Dinner?  Breakfast Meeting?  Breakfast Messages?  Breakfast News?  Breakfast of Aliens?  Breakfast of Champions?  Breakfast of Champions?  Breakfast of Champions?  Breakfast of Champions?  Breakfast of Champions?  Breakfast of Imbeciles?  Breakfast on Catalina?  Breakfast on Pluto?  Breakfast on the Roof?  Breakfast Serial?  Breakfast Serials?  Breakfast Served All Day?  Breakfast Special?  Breakfast Supervillains vs. The Crunchy Nut?  Breakfast Surprise?  Breakfast Television?  Breakfast Time?  Breakfast Time?  Breakfast Waltz?  Breakfast Wine?  Breakfast with Bukowski?  Breakfast with Clark?  Breakfast with Curtis?  Breakfast with Dad?  Breakfast with Edna?  Breakfast with Einstein?  Breakfast with Flash?  Breakfast with Frost?  Breakfast with Gus?  Breakfast with Hunter?  Breakfast with Jonny Wilkinson?  Breakfast with Lolo?  Breakfast with My Love?  Breakfast with Pete?  Breakfast with Scot? ... no?  Well, I'll try again later.  Anyway, the big winner this week, by a $10 million margin, is the latest from mega-producer and meh-director James Wan.  I hand it to him!  He's entered the Producer Michael Bay phase of his career now, after his directorial triumph with Aquaman not one or two soiree ago.  See, director Michael Bay does things like the Transformers movies, but he produces many other things, like the new, re-vamped Nightmare on Elm Street movies.  I also watched a little of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 from 2016... checked it out from my local library.  God bless and look over that place!  I couldn't help but think of the Transformers in the opening sequence, where they jump off the Chrysler Building and end up at... I wanna say Madison Square Garden?  Maybe it was the sound fx.  Anyway, Wan's movie cleaned up this Easter weekend... none of that Pureflix / Kendrick crap.  Again, my memory cocktail.  It's a title with two 'L's in it.  Was it directed by Luis Llosa?  Animation by Lluis Llobera?  Miscellaneous Crew and general Guy You Wish Wasn't Hanging Around the Set So Much by Lloyd A. Simandl?  No, that's not it.  But I think the title was Llach a París.  Or was it Llach: La revolta permanent?  Maybe it was Llàgrima de sang?  Or how about Llama un tal Esteban?  Llama y gana?  Llamada al corazón?  Llamada al diálogo?  Llamada anónima?  Llamada de apareamiento?  Llamada para un cartero?  Llamada perdida?  Llamada roja?  Llamada urgente?  Llamadas obscenas?  Llamado?  Llámale Jess?  Llámame?  Llámame antes de las siete?  Llámame Lola?  Llamando?  Llamando a un ángel?  Llamando ficción?  Llamas contra el viento?  Llamas de rebelión?  Llamas for Ken?  Llámenme Mike?  Llampo de sangre?  Llanto por Juan Indio?  Llanto por un bandido?  Llanto y saeta de Sevilla?  Llanto, risas y nocaut?  Llavallol?  Llave en mano?  Llaves?  Llega la Navidad. Villancicos entre amigos?  Llegada a la ciudad de México del señor Adolfo de la Huerta?  Llegada de noche?  Llegada del presidente Diaz a su palacio de Chapultepec?  Llegada internacional?  Llegada tarde?  Llegamos los fregamos y nos fuimos?  Llegan parientes de España?  Llegar a más?  Llegaron dos hombres?  Llegaron los franceses?  Llegaron siete muchachas?  Llegendes urbanes?  Llegó la niña Ramona?  Llena de amor?  Lleno, por favor?  Lletres catalanes?  Llévame contigo?  Llévame en tus brazos?  Llevatelo?  Llibre de família?  Llibre dels fets del bon rei en Jaume?  Llik Your Idols?  Llombai?  Llora?  Llorona Gone Wild?  Lloronas?  Llovidos del cielo?  Llovizna?  Llovizna?  Lloyd?  Lloyd & Hill?  Lloyd George Knew My Father?  Lloyd in Space?  Lloyd Kaufman Goes Hollywood?  Lloyd Neck?  Lloyd Ormerod Wants His Face Back?  Lloyds of London?  Llueve otra vez?  Lluís Llach a Verges?  Lluís Llach Unplugged?  Lluna de mel?  Lluvia?  Lluvia?  Lluvia caliente?  Lluvia de diamantes?  Lluvia de estrellas?  Lluvia de hijos?  Lluvia de otoño?  Lluvia de otoño?  Lluvia de plomo?  Lluvia para tahúres?  Lluvia roja?  Lo bueno de llorar?  Lo chiamavano Bulldozer?  Lo de Tip y Coll?  Lo llamaban Bairoletto?  Lo más bello?  Lo mejor de Claude Bolling con Elena Durán?  Lo Que Callamos Las Mujeres?  Lo que en tiempos se llevó?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" Ciao, ciao, Franco?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" El año Orwell?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" El boom turístico de los 60?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" El destape?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" El follón del 82?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" El juego?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" El pelotazo?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" El pop y la minifalda?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" España negra?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" La caida del muro?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" La década de los 60?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" La discoteca?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" La llegada a la luna?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" La movida?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" La resaca?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" Los hippies y la guerra del Vietnam?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" Mayo del 68?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" Resumen?  "Lo que en tiempos se llevó" Ya somos europeos?  Lo que la polla da?  Lo que sabía de ella?  "Lo que surja" Aquellos maravillosos años?  Lo que trae la lluvia?  Lo scandalo della banca romana?  Lo scandalo della Banca Romana?  Lo scandalo della principessa Giorgio?  Lo scoglio della morte?  Lo smemorato di Collegno?  Lo smemorato di Collegno?  Lo stallone?  Lo strano caso di via dell' Angeletto?  Loadstar: The Legend of Tully Bodine?  Lobby Doll und die Sitzstangenaffäre - Eine erdachte Rekonstruktion?  "Lobster" Handschellen?  Lobsters: All Styles?  Local Mechanic Wins Millions?  Locas por ellos?  Location Scouting with Peter Lamont: Licence to Kill?  Lock and Roll Forever?  "Lock Up" Compulsive Killer?  "Lock Up" So Shall Ye Reap?  "Lock Up" The Case of Willie Betterley?  "Lock, Stock..." ...And a Fistful of Jack & Jills?  "Lock, Stock..." ...And One Big Bullock?  "Lockie Leonard" Zig Zag Hill?  "Lockup" Lockup Raw: Hell in a Cell?  Loco por ellas?  "Locos por la tele" Esto no es Hollywood?  "Locos por la tele" Más allá del deber?  Locust Valley?  Log Rollers?  "Logan's Run" The Collectors?  Loguttu Perumallukeruka?  Loie Fuller?  "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" All Shook Up?  "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" Illusions of Grandeur?  "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" It's a Small World After All?  "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" Metallo?  "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" Virtually Destroyed?  "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" Wall of Sound?  "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" When Irish Eyes Are Killing?  Lokalderby - Eine Stadt im Fußballfieber?  Lokalzeit - OWL aktuell?  "Lokalzeit - OWL aktuell" Lokalzeit aus Dortmund?  "Lokalzeit - OWL aktuell" Lokalzeit aus Herstelle?  "Lola" ¡Estrella es la madre de Pepa!?  "Lola" ¡Estrella está muerta!?  "Lola" ¡Lola Padilla no existe!?  "Lola" ¿Lola arrodillada frente a Gastón??  Lola and Billy the Kid?  "Lola da musica" Willie Nelson 'A Living Legend'?  "Lola da musica" Willy DeVille 'Alive in Holland'?  "Lola" El hechizo de Luna falló?  "Lola" Estrella aceptará la oferta de Lola?  "Lola" Estrella quiere conocer a Pepa?  "Lola" Estrella quiere unir a Pepa y Lalo?  "Lola" Estrella se reencontró con Pepa?  "Lola" Estrella sufrió un accidente?  "Lola" Justin aceptó la propuesta de Estrella?  "Lola" La mentira de Estrella?  "Lola" Llegó la madre de Lalo?  "Lola" Lola confirmó que Estrella está viva?  "Lola" Lola fue humillada por sus compañeros?  "Lola" Pepa quiere que Justo se enamore de ella?  "Lola" Reapareció Estrella?  "Lola" Romina encontró a Estrella?  "Lola" Rubén se llevó a la fuerza a Pepa?  Lola Sinderella?  Lola Torbellino?  Lola, Lola y Lollo?  Lolamoviola: All Quiet?  Lolli-Pops Concerts: The Orchestra - A Happy Family?  LolliLove?  Lollipop?  Lollipop?  Lollipop?  Lollipop & Roses?  Lollipop Dragon: The Great Christmas Race?  Lollipop Dragon: The Magic Lollipop Adventure?  Lollipop Loves Mr Mole?  Lollipop Man?  Lollipopklubben?  Lollipops?  Lollipops?  Lollipops and Posies?  Lollipops, Roses and Talangka?  Lollo rosso?  Lolly Badcock Unleashed?  Lolly-Madonna XXX?  Lolly's Box?  Lollypop Whore POV?  Lomalla?  London aktuell?  London Big Band in Concert at the Albert Hall?  London Calling?  London Calling: 25th Anniversary Edition?  London Calling: Inside BBC World Service?  "London Embassy" The Winfield Wallpaper?  London Kills Me?  London Wall?  London's Yellow Peril?  Lone Star Bar & Grill?  Lone Star Rally?  Lonely Caller?  "Lonelygirl15" A Stranger Calls?  "Lonelygirl15" All Wet?  "Lonelygirl15" Co-ed Foosball?  "Lonelygirl15" Follow Your Happiness?  "Lonelygirl15" Following the Helper?  "Lonelygirl15" Foosball?  "Lonelygirl15" Foosball Battle?  "Lonelygirl15" Grillz Feat. Danielbeast, LG15, P. Monkey, and O'n?  "Lonelygirl15" Grillz featuring Danielbeast, LG15, P. Monkey and O'n.?  "Lonelygirl15" Hangover Hell?  "Lonelygirl15" I Love You All?  "Lonelygirl15" I'll Do Whatever It Takes?  "Lonelygirl15" I'm Really, Really, Really Excited!?  "Lonelygirl15" Jennie Bares All?  "Lonelygirl15" Killers at the Door?!?  "Lonelygirl15" Oh, the Places You'll Go?  "Lonelygirl15" She's Telling the Truth?  "Lonelygirl15" Someone's Following You?  "Lonelygirl15" Still at Daniel's?  "Lonelygirl15" Storytelling?  "Lonelygirl15" Survival Skills?  "Lonelygirl15" Sweating Bullets?  "Lonelygirl15" They'll Do Anything?  "Lonelygirl15" To Hell with Bree's Dad (Yeah!)?  "Lonelygirl15" Up All Night?  "Lonelygirl15" We All Make Mistakes?  "Lonelygirl15" We Will Fight?  "Lonelygirl15" What the Hell?!?!?!?  "Lonelygirl15" Yellow Snow?  "Lonesome Dove: The Outlaw Years" The Alliance?  "Lonesome Dove: The Series" Ballad of a Gunfighter?  "Lonesome Dove: The Series" Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show?  "Lonesome Dove: The Series" Rebellion?  "Lonesome Dove: The Series" Traveller?  Lonesome Luke Lolls in Luxury?  Lonesome Luke on Tin Can Alley?  "Long Ago and Far Away" Bill and Bunny?  Long Hello and Short Goodbye?  Long Live the Spirit (of the Million Man March)?  "Longstreet" Spell Legacy Like Death?  Longtime Listener, 12th Time Caller?  Lontano dalla felicità?  "Look and Read" Geordie Racer: Part 2 - Down in the Cellars?  "Look and Read" Len and the River Mob: Part 2 - The Dutch Doll?  Look on up at the Bottom: The Music of Dolls?  Look Out, Haskell, It's Real: The Making of 'Medium Cool'?  "Look-A-Like" Colin Farrell?  Looking Back at 'The Hills Have Eyes'?  Looking for a Thrill: An Anthology of Inspiration?  Looking for Palladin?  Looking for Sally?  Looking Through Lillian?  Looks that Kill?  Lookwell?  "Loonatics Unleashed" Attack of the Fuzz Balls?  "Loonatics Unleashed" The Fall of Blanc (1)?  "Loonatics Unleashed" The Music Villain?  Loquillo leyenda urbana?  Lorca, Santiago y seis poemas gallegos?  Lord Browning and Cinderella?  Lord of Illusions?  Lord of the Dance/Destroyer of Illusion?  Lord Zedd's Monster Heads: The Greatest Villains of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers?  Lord, Save Us from Your Followers?  "Lørdagshjørnet" Dan Turèll?  "Loriot" Alles über das Fliegen?  "Loriot" Der einsame König, andere kulturelle Intimbereiche und eine Skatrunde?  "Loriot" Von Mensch und Musik, Bett, Bratfett und Geselligkeit?  Los 150 metros de Callao?  Los 50 más bellos de People en Español?  Los 7 de Pancho Villa?  Los amigos Maravilla?  Los amigos Maravilla en el mundo de la aventura?  Los ángeles de la calle?  Los ángeles no lloran?  "Los ángeles no lloran" Episode #1.1?  Los anillos de Saturno?  Los apuros de dos gallos?  Los barcos encallan?  Los Beverly de Peralvillo?  Los Beverly de Peralvillo?  Los blues de la calle Pop (Aventuras de Felipe Malboro, volumen 8)?  Los caballeros de 'La antorcha'?  Los caballeros de cemento?  Los caballeros de la cama redonda?  Los caballeros de la edad media?  Los caballeros del Botón de Ancla?  Los cabellos blancos?  Los cacos de Peralvillo?  Los calzoncillos de Tony?  Los Campanelli?  Los canallas?  Los caudillos?  Los chiflados del batallón?  Los chiflados del rock and roll?  Los cuatrillizos?  Los dos golfillos?  Los dos pilletes?  Los enredos de una gallega?  Los exitosos Pells?  Los Exitosos Pells?  Los Fernández de Peralvillo?  Los fierecillos indomables?  Los fierecillos se divierten?  Los galleros de Jalisco?  Los galleros de la muerte?  Los gallos de la madrugada?  Los gatilleros del diablo?  Los guerrilleros?  Los guerrilleros?  Los hermanos Centella?  Los hijos de la calle?  Los hijos de Peralvillo?  Los hijos del gallero?  ...no?  Okay, back to the drawing board then.

Auteur Watch - Anna Maria Horsford

There's a new rule in Hollywood, one that I just made up.  And that is if you secretly want to direct, and you're working on a TV show, NEVER direct one of the episodes.  Just don't do it.  I mean, it's like if you're taking a public speaking class.  I mean, you're FRIENDS with all those people, aren'tcha?  Now you wanna get up in front of them and act like a bigshot?  I don't think so.  Well, it's exactly what happened to Anna Maria Horsford.  I mean, one day she'd had enough.  She worked around the Wayans family long enough, which is of course a tremendous gift to anyone who gets the chance.  Still... they just make it look so damn easy!  Way, WAY too easy.  So the opportunity came up on one of her shows.  A director called in sick, and a slot was available, so what the hell, right?  Unfortunately, it didn't pay off for her, so study this lesson well, kids and future DGA/PGA members. 
Boy, her IMDb Top 4 is strange.  I guess she was the pregnant woman in Minority Report?  That's the only one of those four I've seen.  My personal favourite, of course, is that she played Mrs. Jones in Friday, and Judge Harris in Mr. Jones.  Ah, symmetry.  Whew!  It's not in her IMDb Bio yet.

Emma's Tone

Brought to you by the fusion of Fingerhut and Tommy Hilfiger, which would be called... Figer-Finger?  Hilfingerhut?  Tommy Hingerfutt?  We'll... we'll get back to it later.  And brought to you by White People who Can Keep a Beat.  Lord knows I'm no White Supremacist type, but this staple of black comedians does get a little old after a while... okay, clearly not that old, but I do recall... for the life of me, I can't remember who it was.  I think maybe Pat Boone and his wife, and one time in an interview they said that they planned it so that one of their children would be born on December 25th, so there!  One beat kept.  Sure, it makes the child's life hell afterwards, getting screwed out of birthday presents, but... damn.  Just lost another sponsor.  Anyway, life goes on, long after the thrill of a new plot has gone, most especially in Hollywood!  This week, the #2 spot goes to a newcomer called Little.  Even the title's a derivative of sorts.  Well, check out the plot description: "A woman is transformed into her younger self at a point in her life when the pressures of adulthood become too much to bear."  If that's not the difference between men and women right there... see, when men get transformed into their younger selves, there always seems to be some mysticism involved.  Big had the fortune teller... I can't personally vouch for 18 Again! or Like Father Like Son, but same deal, I think!  Even 13 Going on 30 was the result of a birthday wish.  I guess the way society's going, and with continuing advances in medical treatment, we may be pining for this day yet, when nervous breakdowns were still something that couldn't be completely prevented.  Of course, the workforce will be mostly robots by then.  They'll even have douchebag lawyer robots smart enough to climb the corporate ladder!  What wonders.  Anyway, it's another victory for the #TimesUp movement... damn!  Was gonna try not to say that this week.
I'm going to go ahead and skip down to our next debut called After and... sheesh!  You sure this is PG-13?  It's a thinly autobiographical tale based on a novel by Anna Todd, but she apparently doesn't play a part in the movie proper.  Strange!  Seems like she'd fit right in.  Did I ever bend your ear with my weary old tale of the time I met a young author like Anna Todd?  Why, I didn't even know I had a brush with greatness, but one day she brought in this novel with her name on the cover.  Apparently it wasn't a hoax, but I wasn't one of the lucky few who would get to read it.  I even asked and everything!  Guess it was just a hobby.  Well, if you want to get up there with the Heather Grahams and the Jackie Collinses of the world, you at least have to have assistants to do the work for you.  Okay, so love didn't truimph at the box office this week, nor did Hot Fire, but don't worry.  Greater minds than mine will surely find a way to sell the idea of hot people making love.  This is why I'm just a blogger.
The fourth, and most poorly performing debut this week, is a whimsical CGI tale called Missing Link.  I guess the average moviegoer doesn't use the IMDb as much as I do.  I saw the ads!  It said "From Laika, the makers of Kubo"... maybe it'll do well come Oscar time next year.  Meantime, Joe Cineplex went down there and said "Stay missing."  Ouch.  Anyway, our last debut this week, which actually came in 3rd place, is a reboot of a Guillermo del Toro film from 2004.  Now, you'd think one of his films wouldn't need to be rebooted, would you not?  Then again, this is based on a comic book, which means it needs to be rebooted forever and ever amen, because, well... I mean, hey, every 15 years or so the storytelling technology gets just that much better, right?
Whelp, this would be a good time for y'all to bail out on me because I'm still trying my little memory game.  I think I'm getting better!  It's a cocktail of Starbucks and gingko biloba that's supposed to help my failing memory.  Sadly, all I've been able to use it for is to remember the titles of hit films.  Now, I think there's some sort of swear word in the title... it's like if David Letterman were naming a cartoon character that came from the other place souls go when they die.  Let's see, was it Hell?  Hell?  Hell?  Hell?  Hell?  Hell?  Hell?  Hell?  Hell?  Hell?  Hell?  Hell?  Hell?  Hell & Highwater?  Hell and Back?  Hell and Back?  Hell and Back?  Hell and Back Again?  Hell and High Water?  Hell and High Water?  Hell and Mr. Fudge?  Hell Angels?  Hell Asylum?  Hell at Heathridge?  Hell at My Heels?  Hell Awaits: A Portrait of Madness?  Hell Baby?  Hell Below?  Hell Below?  Hell Below Zero?  Hell Bent?  Hell Bent?  Hell Bent?  Hell Bent and Heaven Bound?  Hell Bent for Leather?  Hell Bent for Leather?  Hell Bent for Leather: Part 1?  Hell Bent for Love?  Hell Bent for Victory?  Hell Bent for Whiskey?  Hell Bento: Uncovering the Japanese Underground?  Hell Blaster Bastards?  Hell Boats?  Hell Bound?  Hell Bound?  Hell Bound?  Hell Broke Luce?  Hell Broke Luz?  Hell Broth?  Hell Cab?  Hell Camino?  Hell Camp?  Hell Cams?  Hell Canyon Outlaws?  Hell Cat?  Hell Cats?  Hell City?  Hell Comes to Frogtown?  Hell Comes to Montana?  HELL Comes To Slumbertown?  Hell Commandos?  Hell Date?  Hell Day?  Hell Désir?  Hell Divers?  Hell Drivers?  Hell Fest?  Hell Fire?  Hell Fire and Glory?  Hell FM?  Hell Follows?  Hell for Leather?  Hell for Leather?  Hell for Leather?  Hell for Leonard?  Hell Froze Over?  Hell Girl: The Fourth Twilight?  Hell Glades?  Hell Grace?  Hell Harbor?  Hell Has Harbour Views?  Hell Hath Blue Skies?  Hell Hath Enlarged Herself?  Hell Hath No Fury?  Hell Hath No Fury?  Hell Hath No Fury?  Hell Hath No Fury?  Hell Hath No Fury?  Hell Hath No Fury?  Hell Hath No Fury?  Hell Hath No Fury?  Hell Hath No Fury?  Hell Hath No Fury?  Hell Hath No Fury?  Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned?  Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned?  Hell Haunt?  Hell Heist?  Hell High?  Hell Hole?  Hell Hole?  Hell Hole High?  Hell Hole: Dark Harvest?  Hell Hole: The Possession?  Hell Hounds of the Plains?  Hell Hour?  Hell House?  Hell House?  Hell House?  Hell House?  Hell House LLC?  Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel?  Hell House: The Book of Samiel?  Hell Hunters?  Hell in a Bottle?  Hell in a Cell?  Hell in a Cell?  Hell in a Cell?  Hell in a Handbag?  Hell in a Size Twelve?  Hell in Frauensee?  Hell in Heaven?  Hell in Korea?  Hell in the Heavens?  Hell in the Pacific?  Hell in the Pacific?  Hell in Vegas?  Hell Inc.?  Hell Inside My Head?  Hell Is a City?  Hell is a Game Show?  Hell Is an Ensifera?  Hell Is Empty?  Hell Is Empty?  Hell Is for Bastards?  Hell is for Children?  Hell Is for Heroes?  Hell Is Full?  Hell Is Other People?  Hell Is Other People?  Hell Is Other People?  Hell Is Other People: If It Stinks, We Can Kill It?  Hell Is Repetition?  Hell Is Sold Out?  Hell Is Texas?  Hell Is Where the Home Is?  Hell Is Where the Party Is?  Hell Is You Doing?  Hell Is...?  Hell Leaks Laughter?  Hell Looks a Lot Like L.A.?  Hell Mary?  Hell Mary?  Hell Morgan's Girl?  Hell Mountain?  Hell Mountain?  Hell Night?  Hell Night?  Hell Night?  Hell Night?  Hell Night: Devil's Pass?  Hell Night: The Summoning?  Hell Nights with Tom DeSimone?  Hell No?  Hell No?  Hell No We Won't Go?  Hell Nurse?  Hell O Hello?  Hell of a Date?  Hell of a Day?  Hell of a Day?  Hell of a DayZ?  Hell of a Deal?  Hell of a Deal?  Hell of a Job?  Hell of a Life?  Hell of a New Year?  Hell of a Night?  Hell of a Reporter?  Hell of a Wedding?  Hell of an idea?  Hell of Borneo?  Hell of the Innocents?  Hell of the Living Dead?  Hell og lykke, Herr Gorsky!?  Hell on Devil's Island?  Hell on Earth?  Hell on Earth?  Hell on Earth?  Hell on Earth?  Hell on Earth?  Hell on Earth?  Hell on Earth?  Hell on Earth?  Hell on Earth?  Hell on Earth?  Hell on Earth II: The Arena of Death?  Hell on Earth Part I?  Hell on Earth V?  Hell on Earth with Alan Howarth?  Hell on Earth: The Fall of Syria and the Rise of ISIS?  Hell on Earth: The Story of Hellraiser III?  Hell on Frisco Bay?  Hell on Heels?  Hell on Heels?  Hell on Heels: The Battle of Mary Kay?  Hell on Small Wheels?  Hell on the Battleground?  Hell on the Border?  Hell on the Border?  Hell on the Highway?  Hell on the Rocks?  Hell on Wheels?  Hell on Wheels?  Hell on Wheels?  Hell on Wheels?  Hell on Wheels?  Hell on Wheels?  Hell on Wheels?  Hell on Wheels?  Hell or High Water?  Hell or High Water?  Hell or High Water: Filmmaker Q & A?  Hell or High Water: Red Carpet Premiere?  Hell or High Water: The Story of the Nashville Rollergirls?  Hell or High Water: Visualizing the Heart of America?  Hell or High Waters?  Hell or Hot Sauce?  Hell Parade?  Hell Phone?  Hell Pusher?  Hell Raiders?  Hell Raiders?  Hell Raiders?  Hell Raiders of the Deep?  Hell Ranch?  Hell Rats of the Living Dead?  Hell Ride?  Hell Riders?  Hell Ship Mutiny?  Hell Spa?  Hell Squad?  Hell Squad?  Hell Swarm?  Hell Tape?  Hell Target?  Hell Thou Loose?  Hell to Eternity?  Hell to Pay?  Hell to Pay?  Hell to Pay?  Hell to Pay?  Hell to Pay?  Hell to Pay?  Hell Town?  Hell Town?  Hell Town?  Hell Train?  Hell Trip?  Hell Up in Harlem?  Hell W10?  Hell Walks the Earth?  Hell Week?  Hell Week?  Hell Week: The Wait?  Hell West?  Hell Without Limits?  Hell Yeah?  Hell-A?  Hell-A-Vision?  Hell-Bent?  Hell-Bent for Frisco?  Hell-Bent for Heaven?  Hell-Bound?  Hell-ephone?  Hell-Fire Austin?  Hell-O 400 Hour?  Hell-O-Ween?  Hell-Roarin' Reform?  Hell-Ship Morgan?  Hell-to-Pay Austin?  Hell, Heaven or Hoboken?  Hell, Purgatory, Paradise?  Hell: A Cyberpunk Thriller?  Hell: A Life?  Hell!?  HELL. A.?  Hell... On Earth?  Hell's 9th Circle?  Hell's Alley?  Hell's Angel?  Hell's Angel?  Hell's Angels '69?  Hell's Angels?  Hell's Around the Corner?  Hell's Ballroom?  Hell's Battlefield?  Hell's Belle?  Hell's Belles?  Hell's Belles?  Hell's Belles?  Hell's Bells?  Hell's Bells?  Hell's Bells?  Hell's Bells: The Dangers of Rock 'N' Roll?  Hell's Bloody Devils?  Hell's Border?  Hell's Cantina?  Hell's Caretaker?  Hell's Cargo?  Hell's Chain?  Hell's Circus?  Hell's Club?  Hell's Club Part 2. Another Night?  Hell's Company?  Hell's Crater?  Hell's Crossroads?  Hell's Drifter?  Hell's End?  Hell's End?  Hell's Fever?  Hell's Five Hours?  Hell's Four Hundred?  Hell's Fury Gordon?  Hell's Fury: Wanted Dead or Alive?  Hell's Garden?  Hell's Gate?  Hell's Gate?  Hell's Gate?  Hell's Gate?  Hell's Gate Bridge?  Hell's Gates?  Hell's Gift?  Hell's Grannies?  Hell's Habit?  Hell's Half Acre?  Hell's Half Acre?  Hell's Half Acre?  Hell's Half Acre?  Hell's Half Acre: A miniature music motion picture?  Hell's Half Hectare?  Hell's Headquarters?  Hell's Heart?  Hell's Heathens: Hate Fuck Pain Sucks?  Hell's Heroes?  Hell's Highroad?  Hell's Highway?  Hell's Highway?  Hell's Highway: The True Story of Highway Safety Films?  Hell's Hinges?  Hell's Hitman?  Hell's Hole?  Hell's Hole?  Hell's Horizon?  Hell's House?  Hell's House?  Hell's Image?  Hell's Intentions?  Hell's Island?  Hell's Island?  Hell's Kitchen?  Hell's Kitchen?  Hell's Kitchen?  Hell's Kitchen?  Hell's Kitchen?  Hell's Kitchen Australia?  Hell's Kitchen Chronicle?  Hell's Kitchen Italia?  Hell's Kitchen Russia?  Hell's Kitchen Russia?  Hell's Kitchen Suomi?  Hell's Kitchen: Cozinha Sob Pressão?  Hell's Kitchen: School Reunion?  Hell's Kitchen: The Video Game?  Hell's Kitten?  Hell's Kitty?  Hell's Kitty?  Hell's Loop?  Hell's Nest?  Hell's Oasis?  Hell's Outpost?  Hell's Paradox?  Hell's Pavement?  Hell's Reckoning?  Hell's Road?  Hell's Satans?  Hell's Snow?  Hell's Threshold?  Hell's Valley?  Hell's Valley?  HelLA?  Hella & Dirk?  Hella 90s?  Hella Crazy?  Hella Gay with Miles Mckenna?  Hella Haunted?  Hella Late with Rob Sherrell?  Hella Oakland?  Hella Real?  Hella Strong?  Hella W?  Hellääppä hetkeksi!?  Hellacious?  Hellacious Acres: The Case of John Glass?  Hellamarketing?  Helland?  Hellapoliisit?  Hellas ohne Götter?  Hellas pantou?  Hellas Terror?  Hellavator?  Hellaware?  Hellbender?  Hellbenders?  Hellbenders?  Hellbent?  Hellbent?  HellBent?  Hellbent?  Hellbent?  Hellbent and Broken?  Hellbent for Heaven?  Hellbent for Hollywood?  Hellbent for Leather?  Hellbent: A Hellraiser Chronicle?  Hellbilly?  HellBilly 58?  Hellbilly Hollow?  Hellbinders?  Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice?  Hellblau?  Hellblazer?  Hellblazerbiz?  Hellblock?  Hellblock 13?  Hellborn?  Hellborn?  Hellbound?  Hellbound?  Hellbound?  Hellbound?  Hellbound: Adirondack Apocalypse?  Hellbound: Hellraiser II - Lost in the Labyrinth?  Hellbound: Hellraiser II?  Hellbound??  Hellbox II: A Dimensão Negra?  Hellbox III - A Vingança De Alastor?  Hellbox: A Caixa Do Inferno?  Hellbreeder?  Hellbride?  Hellcage: Inmate 611 Part 2?  Hellcat and Tala?  Hellcat Mud Wrestlers?  Hellcat's Revenge?  Hellcats?  Hellcats Highway!?  Hellcats in High Heels 1?  Hellcats in High Heels 2?  Hellcats in High Heels 3?  Hellcats of the Navy?  Hellcomposer: An Interview with Composer Christopher Young?  Hellcopter?  Helldesk?  Helldivers?  Helldorado?  Helldorado?  Hellé?  Helle?  Helle for Helene?  Helle for Høgsbro?  Helle for Lykke?  Helle Nächte?  Helle Nächte?  Helleflynder?  Hellegat?  Hellementary: An Education in Death?  Hellenius Hörna?  Hellequin?  Heller als der Mond?  Heller Awards?  Heller Awards?  Heller in Pink Tights?  Heller jetzt! - Auf den Spuren einer Kultfigur?  Heller Tag?  Hellere en tyv i huset end en kurre på tråden?  Helles sidste dage?  Hellespont?  Hellevator?  Hellevator?  Hellevator?  Hellevator Man?  Helleveeg?  Hellfest?  Hellfest 2010?  Hellfest 2018?  Hellfie?  Hellfighters?  Hellfire?  Hellfire?  Hellfire?  Hellfire?  HellFire?  Hellfire?  Hellfire and Brimstone: The Visual Effects of 'Ghost Rider'?  Hellfire Collective?  Hellfire Pass?  HellFish?  Hellfjord?  Hellgate?  Hellgate?  Hellgate?  Hellgate Academy?  Hellgate of Soissons?  Hellgate: London?  Hellgate: The House That Screamed 2?  Hellgig?  Hellhole?  Hellhole?  Hellhole Hostage?  Hellhole with Mary Woronov?  Hellhole Women?  Hellhole: Inmate 611?  Hellholes?  Hellhound?  Hellhounds?  Hellhounds?  Hellhounds?  Hellhounds of the West?  Hellhounds on My Trail: The Afterlife of Robert Johnson?  Hellican?  Helligtrekongersaften?  Hellinger?  Hellinger's Law?  Hellingproef?  Hellion?  Hellion?  Hellion?  Hellion?  Hellion?  Hellions?  Hellions?  Hellions Rise?  Hellis Silence?  Hellish Creatures?  Hellish Spiders?  Hellitosis: The Legend of Stankmouth?  Hellium?  Helliversity?  Hellixium?  Hellman Rider?  Hellman v. 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