Saturday, January 01, 2011
Short Reviews - December 2010
Well, another year has come and gone. Damn, they do go by faster the older you get! Guess I ought to go to church more often to slow down that pesky ol' Father Time.
Bickford Shmeckler's Cool Ideas - Good thing I was looking up Paul Weitz. Otherwise, I might never have found this one!
Cannonball Run 2 - It hurts my eyes... let me just say this about Cannonball Run II, and that is... FOUR STATES DO NOT A CROSS-COUNTRY RACE MAKE.
I Am Number Four - I AM NOT A NUMBER... I AM A FREE MAN!!! (MWAHAHAHAHAHA....)
Fast Five - Hollywood can get this made, yet Cannonball Run 3 languishes in the Sequel Ghetto. Why is that?
Country Strong - Movie weak...
(Hemingway's / The) Garden of Eden - Well, what do you expect from the director of Raw Deal and Next of Kin?
The Expendables II - Santa gave me the bestest present of all time!!!
Rango - With Johnny Depp as Billy Crystal
Crash - Paul Haggis' Grand Canyon
Chaos - Haven't seen it yet... the one with Wesley Snipes and Jason Statham, not the awful one with Waingro and God knows who else.
Crank - I wanted to like it, but sometimes you shouldn't stretch credulity so far. But it's always nice to see Amy Smart get in touch with her inner slut... isn't it?
Transformers 3 - Starring the cast of Burn After Reading
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