Federal Government Quietly Constructing Temporary Incarceration Facilities in Anticipation of New "Ban Idiots, Not Guns" Legislation

Brought to you by Carl's Bad Restaurant. Carl's Bad Restaurant! I don't know why I keep eating there... oh, right. The free Wi-Fi. Also brought to you by that video of William H. Macy on Variety's (TM)(C)(R) website called "Does William H. Macy Know His Lines?" That video of William H. Macy on Variety's (TM)(C)(R) website called "Does William H. Macy Know His Lines?"!! I mean, it was their Video of the Year last week in 2025, and it looks to be the Video of the Year for 2026 so far, because even Variety (R)(C)(TM) gets sentimental once in a while. They also dream of being Vanity Fair (C)(R)(TM) magazine, but alas, they're still stuck on the horrible grind of the Hollywood beat. As for me... it looks like I get the week off! No debuts in the Top 10, American this week. And honestly I could probably use a break in this new year the Mortals have numbered 2026. But Variety (C)(R)(TM) reassures us, at the bottom of this article, that this year's going to be YUUUGE! So many blockbusters, so little time... why, we're still 159 days away from Spielberg's latest and greatest! And it's got an 8-digit IMDb (TM)(R)(C) number! Pretty fresh for him. Also, Ethan Coen's third film in his Lesbian Film Trilogy will come out in 2026, so to speak. And then, back together with brother Joel for a horror movie in 2027. Ah, film directing. Some jobs are worth doing for 40 years... I'm not quite there yet myself.