The Barr Exam

Brought to you by Misleading Headlines.  Misleading Headlines!  I wasn't planning on getting political this week, sorry.  Also brought to you by Flatulent Racing Car.  Flatulent Racing Car!  I know it's the greatest thing ever, the best since the last Fast and Furious movie, and the driver is young, dumb and full of hope for the future, but the older I get, the more it sounds like the car's had a big plateful of beans for dinner.  But hey, you know, whatever helps the cops to find you more quickly, I'm all in favour of.  Anyway, now that we've paid the bills, on to the big news of the week.  Well, J. Lo's Second Act got off to a bit of a rocky start, but her new one debuted at #2 this weekend.  Well, the right poster always helps!  Kinda looks like the poster for this, and kinda like the poster for this.  For a better analysis of movie posters, you'll probably have to go to movieposterguru.com, or whoever.  Rotten Tomatoes for Movie Posters?  Oh, but it's not just a comeback for J. Lo, my friends.  Julia Stiles!  Mercedes Ruehl!  An all-star cast of dozens!  No expense was spared, no detail too small for the giant Hollywood army of technicians and artisans to bring this story based on a magazine article to life.  But what is the name of this Oscar-curious masterpiece?  Something about a business venture of dubious intent... I mean, was it 50 Cent: Hustler's Ambition?  No?  Well, how about A Day in the Hustle?  Maybe A Good Day of Hustling?  Perhaps A Hip Hop Hustle: The Making of 'Just Another Day'?  A Hustler's Tale?  AiA ft. Joey Hustle: Birds and the Beez (Broken Lion Remix)?  American Hustle?  American Hustle Life?  An American Hustle Christmas?  Back Issues: The Hustler Magazine Story?  Batty Bill's Bustle Makes Everyone Hustle?  Belly Boat Hustle?  Big Money Hustlas?  Blue Collar Hustle?  Brian on the Boulevard: The Story of a Hollywood Hustler?  British Hustle?  British Quarter Hustler?  C.B. Hustlers?  Cab Hustle?  California Hustle and Flow?  Campus Hustle?  Weezer: Can't Knock the Hustle?  Charlie Hustle: Blueprint of Self-Made Millionaire?  Cleveland Hustles?  Climate Hustle?  Confessions of a Hustler: The Movie?  Coyote's Hustle?  Culture Prophet - Hustler?  Day-Time Dreamers, Late-Night Hustlers?  DC Scorpio: Stone Cold Hustler?  Do the Hustle?  Don't Hustle an Ant with Muscle?  Don't Knock the Hustle?  East End Hustle?  Easy Hustle?  Empire of the Hustle?  Eyes of a Hustler?  Film Hustle?  Flawless: Hustle Hard - Remix?  Four Hustlers and a Psychopath?  Gambling Addiction & Me: The Real Hustler?  Ghost Hustlers?  Girls Like Us 2.0! The Hustle! The Game?  Golden Age of Hustlers?  Gomora Hustle?  Got my Hustle Up?  Grind, Hustle & Focus?  H for Hustle?  Havana Hustle?  Heavy Hustle?  Hip Hop Uncensored Vol. 3: Hustlemania?  Hollywood Hustle?  Hollywood Hustle?  Hollywood Hustlers?  Holy Hustle?  Holy Hustler?  Honey Loving Hustlers?  Hookers Hustlers Pimps and Their Johns?  Hustla?  Hustla's Ball?  Hustlas?  Hustlas?  Hustlaz: Diary of a Pimp?  Hustle?  Hustle?  Hustle?  Hustle?  Hustle?  Hustle?  Hustle?  Hustle?  Hustle?  Hustle?  Hustle?  Hustle?  Hustle & Bustle?  Hustle & Cuss?  Hustle & Cut?  Hustle & Flow?  Hustle & Heart?  Hustle & Soul?  Hustle Beach?  Hustle Down?  Hustle Fresh?  Hustle Gang Feat. T.I., B.o.B, Spodee, Yung Booke: I Don't Fuck with You?  Hustle Gang Feat. T.I., B.o.B, Spodee: Chosen?  Hustle in Full?  Hustle Life?  SUSE?  Hustle Punch?  Hustle Season 2: The Big Finish?  Hustle Season 3: It's Just Like Playing?  Hustle Season DVD Magazine Vol 10?  Hustle Smart?  Hustle the Hard Way?  Hustle vs. Heartache?  Hustle Zone TV?  Hustle, ETV, Drama, 26 X 48'?  Hustler?  Hustler?  Hustler?  Hustler for Life?  Hustler of Providence?  Hustler Squad?  Hustler Vegas?  Hustler White?  Hustler WP?  Hustler: the Series?  Hustler's Instinct?  Hustlers?  Hustlers and Squares?  Hustlers Convention?  Hustlers, Hoaxsters, Pranksters, Jokesters and Ricky Jay?  Hustletown Mobbin'?  Hustlin: Take 2 on Life?  Hustlin' Hank?  Hustlin' Pays?  Hustlin' Shufflin' Crew?  Hustling?  Hustling?  Hustling 101?  Hustling America?  Hustling for Health?  Hustling the House?  I'm a Hustler Baby?  Ice-T: New Jack Hustler (Nino's Theme)?  Imma Hustle Girl: The Heart Of The West?  Internet Hustlers?  Internet Hustlers 2?  Investigations Inc.: Health Care Hustle?  Jand Hustle?  Jay Hustle: Like Aye?  Jazzsoon: Portrait of a Brooklyn Hustler?  Josef Salvat: Hustler, Version 1?  Josef Salvat: Hustler, Version 2?  Just Hustle?  Katt Williams: American Hustle?  KeAnthony: A Hustlaz Story?  King of Hustlin?  Kitchen Hustle?  Kung Fu Hustle?  LA Hustle?  Last Hustle in Kensington?  Lights Out, Little Hustler?  Lil Mama: Hustler Girl?  Lost in Hustle?  Melody for a Hustler?  Miami Hustle?  Milestones in Cinema History: The Hustler?  Movie Hustle?  Mr Sobers: Hustle?  Mr. Smith Gets a Hustler?  Mumbles & Grumbles: Cowboy Hustle?  My Hustle?  My Hustler?  My Hustler Boyfriend?  Naked Hustle?  Naughty by Nature Feat. G-Luv & I Face Finsta: Hang Out and Hustle?  Ncredible Health Hustle?  New York Hustle?  Pumped: The Muscle Hustle?  Righteous Hustle?  Rod's Garage: The Hustler?  Ronnie O'Sullivan's American Hustle?  Rough Hustle?  Samurai Hustle?  Scumbag Hustler?  Side Hustle?  Small Time Hustle?  Small Town Hustle?  Small Town Hustle 2?  Soul Hustler?  Southern Hustle?  Staten Island Hustle?  Straight Hustle?  Super Hustle?  Swimming with Sharks: The Art of the Hustle?  T.H.U.G: True Hustler Under God?  T.I. & Tiny: Friends & Family Hustle?  T.I. & Tiny: The Family Hustle?  Takes Two to Hustle?  That Hollywood Hustle?  The Art of Hustle: Street Art Documentary?  The Artist Hustler?  The Bahama Hustle?  The Big Hustle?  The Bouake Hustle?  The China Hustle?  The Elovay: Hustler Paranoia?  The Grand Hustle?  The Great American Movie Hustle?  The Happy Mommy Hustle?  The Heyman Hustle?  The History Hustle?  The Hobo Hustle?  The Hustle?  The Hustle?  The Hustle?  The Hustle?  The Hustle?  The Hustle?  The Hustle Filmmaker?  The Hustle is Real?  The Hustler?  The Hustler?  The Hustler?  The Hustler?  The Hustler?  The Hustler?  The Hustler?  The Hustler of Money?  The Hustler of Muscle Beach?  The Hustler: Jackie Gleason - The Big Man?  The Hustler: The Inside Story?  The Hustler: The Real Hustler, Walter Tevis?  The Hustler's Last Score?  The Hustlers?  The Hustlers?  The Insiders w/ Indie Film Hustle?  The Last Days of Hustling?  The Love Hustle?  The Magnificent Hustle?  The Making of American Hustle?  The Mattress Hustle?  The New Hustle?  The Night Hustlers?  The Pool Hustlers?  The Real Hustle?  The Real Hustle?  'The Real Hustle' Around the World?  The Road Hustlers?  The Soft Hustle?  The Springer Hustle?  The Ultimate Hustler?  The Vickie Winans Fitness Hustle?  Turtle-Bank Hustler?  Urban Hustle?  Waitin' for the Hustle?  Yankee Hustle?  Young Jeezy: A Hustlerz Ambition? 

...no?  Nothing?  Not even close?  Well, BACK TO THE WALL THEN!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE OLD DRAWING BOARD THEN!!! Ooooops... sorry about the pain!  Using the old Gulliver too much maybe... I mean, sorry about the shouting.  In other news, at the other end of the Top 10, the Oscar race has begun.  Sure, it only made 2.6 million domestic this weekend, and is probably not going to recoup cost, especially with an ad campaign as large as it has... but that just might help come Oscar time!  Seems to, anyway.  It would've helped if it took place in Victorian England, of course, but what can you do.  I guess the upper middle-class of New York is a pretty good close second.  But what's it called again?  Sorry, same memory problems as before.  Something about a bird, commences with 'f'.  I mean, was it A Felicidade Segundo David Fincher?  Or maybe A. W. Finch - eurooppalainen?  No?  Well, how about Bowling for Finchley?  Fabletown maybe?  Chaffinch perhaps?  Finch peut-être?  Finch & Bean?  FINCH: Anywhere But Here?  Finché c'è Ditta c'è speranza 1?  Finché c'è Ditta c'è speranza 2?  Finché c'è Ditta c'è speranza 3?  Finché c'è Ditta c'è speranza 4?  Finché c'è Ditta c'è speranza 5?  Finché c'è Prosecco c'è speranza?  Finché c'è vita c'è speranza?  Finché l'Emilia va?  Finchè morte non vi separi?  Finché siamo?  Flight of the Finch?  Ghostbusters of East Finchley?  Goldfinch?  Harper Finch?  Hopper and Finch?  House Finch?  How the Finch Destroyed Christmas?  I Hate Tommy Finch?  Jane & Finch?  Jon Finch: The Ultimate Impresario?  L'amore è eterno finché dura?  Losing Julia Finch?  Mad As Hell: Peter Finch?  Margaret Thatcher: The Long Walk to Finchley?  Mr. Finch?  Officialfinch93?  Tango bei Finchen?  The Chipper Finch of Inwood?  The Doctors - Jennie Finch Tips?  The Finches?  The Gradual Demise of Phillipa Finch?  The Inconsistencies of Jonathon Finch?  The Misses Finch and Their Nephew Billy?  The Musical Mr. Finch?  The Sleeping Beauty of East Finchley?  The Social Network: David Fincher and Jeff Cronenweth on the Visuals?  The Social Network: Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross and David Fincher on the Score?  The Starring of Flora Finchurch?  The Trial of Barnaby Finch?  This Book Is All That You Need: Robert Morse on J. Pierrepont Finch?  Vincent Finch: Diario de un ego?  What Remains of Edith Finch?  Where the Finches Once Sang? 

...no?  Well, BACK TO THE PLANET OF THE APES THEN!!!!!!!!!!!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE OLD DRAWING BOARD THEN!!! Ooooops... sorry about shouting.  I remember it was a type of bird.  Could it just be birds in general?  I mean, was it #Mockingbirds?  Ick.  A hashtag in the title.  And they always come up first, too.  Neat trick!  Well, how about 1800 Seconds: Chasing Canada's Snowbirds?  Maybe 2 Birds And A Wrench?  Could it be 2 Birds with 1 Stallone?  HAH!  I git it!  Two birds with one Stallone!!  YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK ... sorry.  Maybe it's 2 süper film birden?  3rd & Bird?  50 Birds, 50 States?  80 grader aust for Birdland?  A Big Bird Christmas!?  A Bird Came Down?  A Bird in a Bonnet?  A Bird in a Cage?  A bird in a cage?  A Bird in a Guilty Cage?  A Bird in the Bush?  A Bird in the Hand?  A Bird in the Hand?  A Bird in the Hand?  A Bird in the Hand?  A Bird in the Hand?  A Bird in the Hand?  A Bird in the Hand?  A Bird in the Hand?  A Bird in the Head?  A Bird in the House?  A Bird in the Shadow?  A Bird in Two Cages?  A Bird Named Peter?  A Bird Named Robin?  A Bird of Bagdad?  A Bird of Freedom?  A Bird of Paradise?  A Bird of Prey?  A Bird of the Air?  A Bird's a Bird?  A Bird's Eye?  A Bird's Nest?  A Birder's Guide to Everything?  A Bluebird in My Heart?  A British Legend: The Search for Bluebird?  A Crystal Classic: Luigi Cozzi Remembers Dario's Bloody Bird?  A Flock of Birds?  A Free Bird?  A Great White Bird?  A large sky without people carries the birds in its balloon?  A Life: The Story of Lady Bird Johnson?  A Nest of Singing Birds?  A Nest of Singing Birds?  A Night Bird in the 1950s?  A Pair of Birds?  A Penny for Your Thoughts or 'Birds, Dolls & Scratch' English Style?  A Rare Bird?  A Series of Bird's?  A Strange Bird?  A Strange Bird?  A Strange Bird?  A Tin Birds Song?  A Traditional Christmas at Small Birds Singing?  A Treasure on Bird Island?  A Wash in the Sound of Birds?  A Yellow Bird?  Kukista ja mehiläisistä?  Adarna: The Mythical Bird?  Adventures in Birdwatching?  Airport for Birds?  Al Taer el Maksour: The Broken Bird?  Alice the Jail Bird?  All About 'The Birds'?  All About 'Thunderbirds'?  All Birds Whistle?  All the Birds Have Flown South?  Amongst Birds and Bees?  Ancient Alien Birdmen?  And No Birds Sing?  Andrew Bird: Fever Year?  Angry Birds?  Angry Birds BirLd Cup?  Angry Birds Evolution: Meet the Flockers?  Angry Birds GO!?  Angry Birds POP!?  Angry Birds Star Wars?  Angry Birds Star Wars Cinematic Trailer?  Angry Birds Star Wars: Boba's Delivery?  Angry Birds Stella?  Angry Birds Toons?  Angry Birds Transformers?  Angry Birds: (Un)Official Movie Trailer?  Angry Birds: Bachelorette Sneak Peek Media Promotion?  Angry Birds: Meet the Pink Bird?  Angry Birds: The Egg of Darkness?  Annie LeBlanc feat. Brooke Butler & Hayden Summerall: Birds of a Feather?  Annie Lennox: Little Bird?  Annie Nightingale: Bird on the Wireless?  Antonia Bird: From EastEnders to Hollywood?  Arc of a Bird?  Archangel Thunderbird?  Arrival of the Birds?  Ascending Bird?  Attenborough's Paradise Birds?  AURORA: Winter Bird?  Baaz: A Bird in Danger?  Baby Bird?  Babybird, Unborn?  Backyard Gooney Bird?  Bad Birds?  Bailey's Bird?  Baldy Is a Wise Old Bird?  Bashing Booze Birds?  Beach Birds?  Beach Birds?  Bear Hands Live at the Bluebird Theater?  Behind the Tunes: Strictly for the Birds - Tweety & Sylvester's Award Winning Team-Up?  Bellbird?  Ben Dover: Posh Birds?  Bernard Greenhouse: Song of the Birds?  Betty, the Boy and the Bird?  Big bird?  Big Bird Commercials?  Big Bird Gets Lost?  Big Bird in China?  Big Bird in Japan?  Big Bird's Birthday or Let Me Eat Cake?  Big Bird's Favorite Party Games?  Big Birding Day?  Big Birdman?  Big Metal Bird?  Bill Bailey's Birdwatching Bonanza?  Biloxi Public Schools Ban 'To Kill a Mockingbird' Because Muh Feels?  Bird?  Bird?  Bird?  Bird?  Bird?  Bird?  Bird?  Bird?  Bird?  Bird?  Bird?  Bird?  Bird?  Bird?  Bird?  Bird?  Bird?  Bird?  BIRD?  Bird?  Bird?  Bird and Fish?  Bird Boi?  Bird Box?  Bird Boy?  Bird Brain?  Bird Brain?  Bird Brain?  Bird Brain?  Bird by Bird with Annie?  Bird Call?  Bird Co. Media?  Bird Coven?  Bird Day?  Bird Dog?  Bird Dog?  Bird Dog?  Bird Dog?  Bird Dog?  Bird Dog, a Canine Flight Fantasy?  Bird Fan?  Bird Fancier?  Bird Feeder?  Bird Feud?  Bird Flu?  Bird Flu?  Bird Flu 2?  Bird Flu of My Chicken Heart?  Bird Gone Wild: The Woody Woodpecker Story?  Bird Hearts?  Bird Hunter's Journal?  Bird in a Box?  Bird in a Cage?  Bird in a Glass House?  Bird in a Window?  Bird in Cage?  Bird in Hand?  Bird in Hand?  Bird in Hand?  Bird in the Hand?  Bird in the Hand?  Bird in the House?  Bird in the Room?  Bird in the Sky?  Bird in the Wire?  Bird Island?  Bird Kicker?  Bird Land?  Bird Lessons?  Bird Man?  Bird Now?  Bird of Freedom?  Bird of Paradise?  Bird of Paradise?  Bird of Paradise?  Bird of Paradise?  Bird of Paradise?  Bird of Paradise on the Sunset Limited?  Bird of Passage?  Bird of Passage?  Bird of Pray?  Bird of Prey?  Bird of Prey?  Bird of Prey?  Bird of Prey?  Bird of Prey?  Bird of Prey?  Bird of Prey 2?  Bird of Steel!?  Bird of the Soul?  Bird on a Wire?  Bird on a Wire?  Bird on a Wire?  Bird on the Wire?  Bird People?  Bird Poop?  Bird Poop Won't Blind You?  Bird Seed?  Bird Skin?  Bird Song?  Bird Song?  Bird Songs from Amazonia?  Bird Stone?  Bird Strikes?  Bird Talk?  Bird Therapy?  Bird Time?  Bird Watcher?  Bird Watching?  Bird World?  Bird-Dude: An Epic, Comedic Tragedy Told in 3 Parts?  Bird-Man?  Bird-Scorpion?  Bird, Bath and Beyond?  Bird, Teacup, Pocket Watch, Stone?  Bird's Eye?  Bird's Eye View?  Bird's Eye View Project: Extreme Sports for Extreme Needs?  Bird's Heart?  Bird's House?  Bird's Lament?  Bird's Nest - Herzog & De Meuron in China?  Bird's-Eye View?  Bird/Man?  Birdbath?  Birdbath?  Birdbath?  Birdboy?  Birdboy?  Birdboy: The Forgotten Children?  Birdbrain?  BirdBrain Presents: Science Talks with Alex Knox?  Birdcage?  Birdcage?  Birdcage?  Birdchuck?  Birdday?  Birddog?  Birdemic 2: The Resurrection?  Birdemic Attacks?  Birdemic: Experience Tour?  Birdemic: Shock and Terror?  Birder?  Birders?  Birders: The Central Park Effect?  Birdfall?  Birdfluland?  Birdhouse?  Birdhouse?  Birdhouse?  Birdhouses?  Birdie?  Birdie?  Birdie?  Birdie?  Birdie?  Birdie & Bogey?  Birdie & Bruce?  Birdie Buddy?  Birdie's Message?  Birdie's Playhouse?  Birdie's Song?  Birding?  Birding Adventures?  Birding with Bill Oddie?  Birdlady?  Birdland?  Birdland?  Birdland?  Birdland?  Birdland?  Birdland?  Birdland?  Birdland?  Birdman?  Birdman?  Birdman?  Birdman of Alcatraz?  Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)?  Birdman: A Conversation with Michael Keaton and Alejandro G. Iñárritu?  Birdman: Y.U. Mad?  BirdmAnnie?  Birdmen: The Original Dream of Human Flight?  Birdnan?  Birds?  Birds?  Birds?  Birds?  Birds?  Birds?  Birds?  Birds & Batteries: Let the Door Swing?  Birds and Bees?  Birds and Bees?  Birds and Dice?  Birds and Dogs?  Birds Anonymous?  Birds Britannia?  Birds Come Flying to Us?  Birds Court?  Birds Die?  Birds Do It?  Birds Do It, Bees Do It?  Birds Dropping?  Birds Eye View?  Birds Eye: Set 1?  Birds Fly South?  Birds Gone Wild?  Birds in Cages?  Birds in Flight?  Birds in Paradise?  Birds in the Bush?  Birds in the City?  Birds in the Sky?  Birds in the Spring?  Birds in the Valley?  Birds Like Us?  Birds Make Sport?  Birds of a Father?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather?  Birds of a Feather 2?  Birds of a Feather 4D?  Birds of a Feather Plot Together?  Birds of a Feather: Flock Again?  Birds of America?  Birds of Brooklyn?  Birds of Destruction?  Birds of Feather?  Birds of Hollywood?  Birds of LA 17?  Birds of Neptune?  Birds of Norfolk: A Bird Watchers Dream?  Birds of Paradise?  Birds of Paradise?  Birds of Paradise?  Birds of Paradise?  Birds of Paradise: Bringing the Characters to Life - At the Recording Studio?  Birds of Paradise: The Ultimate Quest?  Birds of Passage?  Birds of Passage?  Birds of Passage?  Birds of Pray?  Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)?  Birds of Prey?  Birds of Prey?  Birds of Prey?  Birds of Prey?  Birds of Prey?  Birds of Prey?  Birds of Prey?  Birds of Prey?  Birds of Prey?  Birds of the Sky?  Birds of the Valley?  Birds on a Wire?  Birds on the Wing?  Birds Past?  Birds With Attitude?  Birds with Large Wings?  Birds with no Legs?  Birds without Feathers?  Birds, Birds, Birds! An Indoor Birdwatching Field Trip?  Birdseye?  Birdseye Veggies?  Birdseye Veggies Commercial?  Birdseye Veggies: Inspiration?  Birdshot?  Birdshot Mountain?  Birdsong?  Birdsong?  Birdsong?  Birdsong?  Birdsong: Monologue?  Birdsville Mail Run?  BIRDtv: Boogieball with Marcus Miller?  Birdwalk?  BirdWatch?  Birdwatcher?  Birdwatcher?  Birdwatcher?  Birdwatchers?  Birdwatchers?  Birdwatchers?  Birdwatchers?  Birdy?  Birdy & Rhodes: Let It All Go?  Birdy and the Beast?  Birdy in the Cage?  Birdy Jr.?  Birdy the Mighty Decode?  Birdy: 1901?  Birdy: Keeping Your Head Up?  Birdy: Light Me Up?  Birdy: Not About Angels?  Birdy: People Help the People - French Extra?  Birdy: People Help the People?  Birdy: Shelter?  Birdy: Skinny Love - Version 1?  Birdy: Skinny Love - Version 2?  Birdy: Skinny Love?  Birdy: Tee Shirt?  Birdy: Wild Horses?  Birdy: Wings?  Birdy: Words?  Birdy: Words as Weapons?  Birdz?  Black Bird?  Black Bird?  Black Bird (A Fashion Film)?  Black Market Birds?  Black Songbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  BlackBird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  Blackbird?  BlackBird?  BLACKBIRD a dream resurrected?  Blackbird Bye Bye?  Blackbird Fly?  Blackbird Hall?  Blackbird Pie?  Blackbird Rising?  Blackbird Sings?  Blackbird Vacuum?  Blackbird: Il film?  Blackbird: Jus Someone?  Blackbird: Rugged?  Blackbird: Static?  Blackbird's Field?  Blackbirds?  Blackbirds?  Blackbirds?  Blokes, Birds and Backenders?  Blue Bird?  Blue Bird?  Blue Bird?  Blue Bird?  Blue Bird?  Blue Bird?  Blue Bird?  Blue Bird?  Blue Bird?  Blue Valley Songbird?  Bluebird?  Bluebird?  Bluebird?  Bluebird?  Bluebird?  Bluebird?  Bluebird?  Bluebird?  Bluebird?  Bluebird?  Bluebird?  Bluebird?  Bluebird?  Bluebird?  Bluebird?  Bluebird?  Bluebird Man?  Bluebird of Happiness?  Bluebird Street?  Bluebird Weather?  bluebird, blackbird, singin' all night?  Bluebirds?  Bluebirds?  Bluebirds?  Bluebirds of Peace and Destruction?  Bob Birdnow's Remarkable Tale of Human Survival and the Transcendence of Self?  Bobblebird?  Bobby Jr's Pet Bird?  Bonding with Birds?  Border Blackbirds?  Borrowed Clothes; or, Fine Feathers Make Fine Birds?  Boxharp: Rainbirds?  Brain Damage, a Film from the Lovebirds Project?  Braunfels: Die Vogel - The Birds?  Bremner, Bird and Fortune?  Bremner, Bird and Fortune: A Bunch of Counts?  Bremner, Bird and Fortune: Silly Money?  Brewbirds?  Bring Her Birds?  Budgie's Birds?  Bullying Is for the Birds?  Bumbai Bird?  Burn: 68 Thunderbird?  Butcherbird?  Butterbird Hotline?  Bye Bye Birdie?  Bye Bye Birdie?  Bye Bye Birdie?  Bye Bye Birdie Live!?  Bye Bye Blackbird?  Bye Bye Blackbird?  Bye Bye Blackbird?  Bye Bye Blackbird?  Bye Bye Blue Bird?  Bye-Bye Bird?  Bye-Bye Blackbird?  Cage Bird?  Caged Bird?  Caged Bird?  Caged Birds?  Call of the Nightbird?  Candlebird?  Captain and the Bird Screecher?  Captive Bird?  Catbird Blues?  Charles H. Bennett: A Drinking Bird Mystery?  Charlie Bird Explores: The Amazon?  Chasin Birdie's?  Chasin' the Bird?  Chasing Birdie?  Chasing Birds?  Chasing the Bird?  Chelsea Bird?  Chika's Bird?  City and Colour: Fragile Bird?  CityBird?  Coddled Birds?  Cold Cinders for the Smallest Birds?  Coldplay: Birds?  Coney Island's for the Birds?  Crunch Bird II?  Cut Chemist featuring Blackbird: Outro?  Daddy Bird?  Där björkarna susa - Jailbird Singers?  Dark Bird?  Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation?  David Lynch & Chrysta Bell: Bird of Flames?  Dead Bird Pocket?  Dead Birds?  Dead Birds?  Dead Birds?  Dead Birds and Pearls?  Decline and Fall... of a Birdwatcher?  Delta Rae Live at the Bluebird Theatre?  Dim Bulbs: Birds of a Feather?  Din of Celestial Birds?  Dirty Bird?  Dirty Bird?  Dirty Birds?  Dirty Dozen Brass Band Live from the Bluebird?  Dizzy Yardbird?  Dodo Bird?  Doe B Feat. Birdman, T.I., B.o.B. & Young Dro: Kemosabe?  Dominion: Vol II - Bird Song?  Double Twins Do Angry Birds?  Down Came a Blackbird?  Down Came a Blackbird?  Down: Birds Abused for Their Feathers?  Dr. Bird's Advice for Sad Poets?  Dr. Bird's Advice for Sad Poets?  Duluth School District Bans 'Huckleberry Finn' and 'To Kill a Mockingbird': Moral Panic!?  Dupin Gets the Bird?  Dutch Bird?  E Ho'omau!: The Menehune and the Birds?  Early Bird?  Early Bird?  Early Bird?  Early Bird?  Early Bird?  Early Bird Special?  Early Birds?  Early Birds?  Early Birds?  Early Birds?  Early Birds?  Earth vs. Bird?  Earthquake Bird?  Eat Like A Bird?  Edibles with Birdie?  Eminem: Mockingbird?  Everybody Knows That the Bird Is the Word?  Fabulous Thunderbirds: Invitation Only?  Falling for a SongBird?  Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: Thunderbird?  Farewell my Bird?  Farm Animals and Birds?  Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America?  Fatboy Slim: Sunset (Bird of Prey)?  Father of the Bird?  Fiddley Foodle Bird?  Fine Feathers Make Fine Birds?  Fine Feathers Make Fine Birds?  Fine Food and Film: A Conversation with Brad Bird and Thomas Keller?  Fire Birds?  Fire Birds?  Firebird?  Firebird?  Firebird?  Firebird?  Firebird?  Firebird 2015 AD?  Firebird: The Unfinished?  First Flight: A Mother Hummingbird's Story?  First the Bird Fell?  Fish & Bird?  Fish & Bird?  Flabby Bird?  Flappy Bird?  Flightless Birds?  Flip the Bird?  Flippin' the Bird?  Flu Bird Horror?  Fly Bird Fly?  Folding Paper Cranes: The Poetry of an Atomic Veteran, Leonard 'Red' Bird?  Follow That Bird?  For the Birds?  For the Birds?  For the Birds?  For the Birds?  For the Birds?  For the Birds?  For the Birds?  For the Birds?  For the Birds?  For the Birds?  For the Birds?  Forgotten Bird of Paradise?  Four Nerds and a Bird?  Fred Ott Holding a Bird?  Free Bird?  Free Bird?  Free Birds?  Free Birds?  Free Birds?  Freebird?  Freebird?  Freebird?  Freebird... The Movie?  Freebirds at the Break of Dawn?  From a Bird's Eye View?  Funeral for a Bird?  Game Birds?  George Shearing: Lullaby in Birdland?  Ghetto Birds?  Ghost Bird?  Ghost Bird: The Life and Art of Judith Deim?  Ginczanka: Fire Bird - Zar Ptak?  Giving Them the Bird?  Glove Birds?  Go Go Go Said the Bird?  Gone Birdin'?  Goodnight Little Hellbird?  Goofy Birds?  Grant Lee Buffalo: Mockingbirds?  Grasping at the Ladybird's Leg?  Great Transitions: The Origin of Birds?  Hail to the Birds?  Halloween Is for the Birds?  Happy Bird?  Happy Little Bluebirds?  Harry Hill: Birdstrike!?  Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law?  Harvey Birdman, Attorney General?  Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law?  Hello Birdy?  Hermes Bird?  Hey, Boo: Harper Lee and 'To Kill a Mockingbird'?  High Flying Bird?  Hippo Birdwings?  Hit That Larry Bird?  Holiday Birds?  Holy Bird?  Beol-sae?  How Bluebirds Are Born?  How I Quit Birdwatching?  How to Kill a Mockingbird?  How to Pull Birds?  Hummingbird?  Hummingbird?  Hummingbird?  Hummingbird?  Hummingbird?  Hummingbird?  Hummingbird?  Hummingbird?  Hummingbird?  Hummingbird?  Hummingbird?  Hummingbird?  Hummingbird & Crane?  Hummingbird Lane?  Hummingbird Magic?  Hummingbird: A Sister's Courage?  Hummingbird: Director's Cut?  Hummingbird's Wings?  Hummingbirds?  Hummingbirds Jewelled Messengers?  Hummingbirds: Annie and Andrew?  I Am a Bird Now?  I Am Big Bird: The Caroll Spinney Story?  I am No Bird?  Lost Girls and Love Hotels?  I Am the Bluebird?  I Dreamed and Bluebird?  I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings?  Idol Boetai Hummingbird?  If a Bird Cannot Swim?  IL-2 Sturmovik: Birds of Prey?  Illusion of Freedom: Richard H. Kline on John Frankenheimer's Birdman of Alcatraz?  In the Bird Cage?  In the Catbird Seat?  Injured Birds?  Inki and the Minah Bird?  Inside the Birdcage?  Involuntary Bird?  Iolani, Little Bird?  Iron Bird?  Island of the Vampire Birds?  It's a Bird?  It's a Bird?  It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's Superman!?  It's for the Birds?  It's Never Too Late to Be What U Might Have Been: The Making of Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds?  It's Tough to Be a Bird?  Jack Absalom on the BirdsvilleTrack?  Jail Bird?  Jail Birdies?  Jail Birds?  Jail Birds?  Jail Birds?  Jailbird?  Jailbird?  Jailbird?  Jailbird Rock?  Jailbird: The Musical?  Jailbirds?  Jailbirds?  Jailbirds?  Jailbirds?  Jailbirds of Paradise?  Jay Bird?  Jay Sean Feat. Birdman: Like This, Like That?  Jaybird?  Jazz and Jailbirds?  Jeers and Jailbirds?  Jim Bird: Portrait of an American?  Johnny Kingdom's Year with the Birds?  Jôhô mansai Live Show: Morning Bird!?  Jonathan Bird's Blue World?  Juan Tamad and the Tikling Birds?  Jumping Jacks and Jail Birds?  Just Like A Bird?  Kabirdas?  Kafes (Re-Bird)?  Kate Smith, the Songbird of the South?  KatieBird *Certifiable Crazy Person?  Kicking Bird?  Killbird?  Killer Bird?  Killing 2 Birds with 1 Bullet?  King of Birds?  Kitchen Bird Cocoon?  Kitty Gets the Bird?  Knight Birds?  Kurung Manuk (Bird Cage)?  Lady Bird?  Ladybird?  Ladybird Ladybird?  Ladybirds?  Larry Bird: A Basketball Legend?  Last Mail from Birdsville: The Story of Tom Kruse?  LCAW Feat. Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Hummingbird?  Le birdwatcher?  Leaping Lions and Jailbirds?  Leatherbird?  Leatherbird?  Leerone: She's Your Bird?  Leftfield & Fatboy Slim: Planet of the Phatbird?  Leona Lewis: Lovebird?  Leonard Cohen: Bird on a Wire?  Let's All Sing Like the Birdies Sing?  Lightful Blackbird?  Like a Bird?  Like a Tree in Which There Are Three Black Birds?  Listen to the Mocking Bird?  Listen to the Mockingbird?  Little Bird?  Little Bird?  Little Bird?  Little Bird?  Little Bird?  Little Bird?  Little Bird?  Little Birds?  Little Birdy?  Little Yellow Bird?  Logic of the Birds?  Look at Life: Birdmen?  Lost Birds?  Lost Birds?  Lost Hummingbirds?  Love Bird?  Love Bird Sings?  Love Birds?  Love Birds?  Love Birds?  Love Birds?  Love Birds?  Love Birds?  Love Birds?  Love Birds?  Love Birds?  Love Birds?  Love Birds?  Love Birds?  Love Birds?  Love Birds?  Love Birds?  Love Birds in Bondage?  Lovebird?  Lovebird?  Lovebirds?  Lovebirds?  Lovebirds?  Lovebirds?  Lovebirds?  Lovebirds Benedict?  Low Down - A Bird's Eye View of Harlem?  Lowbird?  Lulu Gets the Birdie?  Lulu Guinness: The Birdcage Handbag?  Lyrebird?  Lyrebird Soup?  M.I.A.: Bird Flu?  M31: A Story About a Blue Bird?  Magic & Bird: A Courtship of Rivals?  Magic vs. Bird: The 1979 NCAA Championship Game?  Making 'Dead Birds'?  Making 'The Birds: A Modern Adaptation of Aristophanes' Comedy'?  Mama's Going to Buy You a Mockingbird?  Chelovek ukhodit za ptitsami?  Man.Woman.Blackbird.?  Marion Harris: Songbird of Jazz?  Martha and the Bird?  Martina Topley-Bird: Anything?  Matt Henry: Little Dead Bird?  Mean Moe Gets the Bird?  Mechanical Birds?  Melvin the Birder?  Messages from the Birds?  Midway Is for the Birds?  Mister Bird?  Mockingbird?  Mockingbird?  Mockingbird?  Mockingbird?  Mockingbird?  Mockingbird?  Mockingbird?  Mockingbird?  Mockingbird?  Mockingbird?  Mockingbird?  Mockingbird?  Mockingbird Don't Sing?  Mockingbird Hill Book Trailer?  Mockingbird Lane?  Mockingbird Road?  Mockingbird Sings?  Moonbird?  Moonbird?  Moonshine and Jailbirds?  Moroccan Birdhouse?  Mother Bird?  Mouse Meets Bird?  Mr Bird Ft Greg Blackman: Save Me?  Mr. Bird Versus the Hot Air Balloon?  Mr. Bumptious on Birds?  Mr. Thunderbird: The Gerry Anderson Story?  Mumming Birds?  Murder! Its for the Birds!?  My Bird?  My japi birday 4?  My Life as a Bird?  My Place, a Film from the Lovebirds Project?  Mystery of Birds?  Mystery on Bird Island?  National Bird?  Nelly Furtado: I'm Like a Bird?  Newfoundland Sea Birds?  Night Bird?  Night Bird?  Night Bird?  Night Birds?  Nippers of Dead Bird Bay?  No Birds Sing?  No Strings Attached: The Making of Thunderbirds?  Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds - If Love Is the Law (Chapter Five from Stranded On The Earth)?  Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Au Casino De Paris?  Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds au Zénith de Paris?  Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Dall'Alcatraz Di Milano?  Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Live?  Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Live in Club 69?  Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: AKA... What a Life?  Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: Do the Damage?  Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: Dream On?  Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: Everybody's on the Run?  Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: Holy Mountain?  Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: If I Had a Gun?  Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: It's a Beautiful World?  Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: Live in Amsterdam?  Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: Live in London 2015?  Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: The Death of You and Me?  Normal Bird?  Oasis: Songbird?  Odd Birds?  Old Birds?  Omhouse: Gutterbird?  On the Record: Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds - Who Built the Moon??  Once I Counted Birds?  Once Upon a Time There Was a Singing Blackbird?  One Bird at a Time?  One for the Birds?  One Little Bird?  One More Chance (Black Birds)?  One World, One Sky: Big Bird's Adventure?  Open Air Stereo: Live from the Bluebird?  Operation Bluebird?  Opposable Chums: Guts & Glory at the World Series of Birding?  Ordinary Extraordinary Junco: Remarkable Biology From a Backyard Bird?  Our Hearts Home: Lyndon and Lady Bird's Texas White House?  Our Lady Peace: The Birdman?  Papa Gets the Bird?  Paper Birds?  Parade Newsreel: Thunderbirds?  Paradise for Birds?  Paradox, a Film from the Lovebirds Project?  Passerine: A Bird Duet?  Passionbirds?  Penguin: Bird of Prey?  Pie, Pie, Blackbird?  Pike and Bird?  Pinta the Bird/La Pajara Pinta?  Plight of the Windie: Birds of Mystery?  Pokemon GO Bird Catcher?  Pretty Bird?  Promise of Migratory Birds?  Racer and the Jailbird?  Rail Birds?  Rail Birds?  Railbird - Jump Ship (feat. Sarah Barthel of Phantogram and Sean Rowe)?  Railbird?  Rainbirds: Blueprint?  Rainbirds: Love Is a Better Word (White City of Light)?  Rainbirds: Sea of Time?  Rainbirds: Two Faces?  Rainbow Bird & Monster Man?  Randy Bird: Quiet Man Quiet Horse?  Rara Avis: John James Audubon and the Birds of America?  Rare Bird?  Rare Birds?  Rare Birds?  RARE BIRDS of FASHION?  Razzle's British Birds?  Red Bird?  Red Bird?  Redbird?  Redbird?  RedBird Saves the Corn?  Redbird Wins?  Reggie & Thunderbirds: No Strings Attached?  Return of the Firebird: The Firebird, Petrushka, Scheherazade?  RiffTrax Live: Birdemic - Shock and Terror?  Robin: The Bird and the Brain?  Rocketbirds 2: Evolution?  Rod Hull: A Bird in the Hand?  Romantic Delusions of the Bird?  Room and Bird?  Russell Brands the Bird?  S is for Bird?  Sad for the Bird?  Sagopa Kajmer: Al Birde Burdan Yak?  Salt on the Bird's Tail?  Sarah Millican: Home Bird Live?  Satin Bird?  Saving Birds of Prey?  Sea Birds of the Gaspé?  Seabird Citadels?  See Birds: Moon?  September Bird?  Sesame Street: Big Bird's Hide & Speak?  Shanghai Birdcage?  She Woke Up and He Was Tweedy Bird?  Shitbird?  Shutterbird?  Sick Birds Die Easy?  Sigma Feat. Birdy: Find Me?  Signed, Your 8th Avenue Birdwatcher?  Silent Birds Fly?  Sinjars Birds?  Ski Birds?  Slanging Birds?  Sly Fox & Birdie?  Small Birds Singing?  Snow Birds?  Snowbird?  Snowbird?  Snowbirds?  Snowbirds?  Snowbirds?  Snowbirds?  Sold: Holabird Auction Show?  Some Australian Birds?  Some Birds Can't Fly?  Some Mournful Bird?  Something for the Birds?  Song Bird of the North?  Song Birds?  Song Birds of the North Woods?  Song from a Blackbird?  Song of the Birds?  Song of the Firebird?  Songbird?  Songbird?  Songbird?  Songbird?  Songbird?  Songbird?  Songbird?  Songbird?  Songbird and Scallywag Live?  Songbird Live?  Songbird: Burung Berkicau?  Songbirds?  Songbirds: The First Ladies of Irish Song?  Sono donna, video clip by honeybird and the monas?  Sorrow Birds?  Soul Bird?  Spending Time With... Tracey Birdsall?  Spirit of the Bluebird?  SR-71 Blackbird: The Secret Vigil?  Star Wars & Angry Birds: McDonald's Happy Halloween Happy Meal?  Starbird and Sweet William?  Stevie Ray Vaughan and the Fabulous Thunderbirds: Live at the Hollywood Palladium?  Stokes Birds at Home?  Stop Terrorizing the Birds?  Stormbird: The Me 262 Story?  Stornoway: Watching Birds?  Strange Bird?  Strange Bird?  Strange Birds?  Strange Birds?  Stravinsky's Firebird?  Stray Birds?  Street Birds?  Strictly for the Birds?  Subito, or Strange Birds?  Jiao qu de niao?  Sunrise Avenue: Birds and Bees?  Swans Are Not the Only Birds?  Sweeney's Christmas Bird?  Sweet Bird of You?  Sweet Bird of Youth?  Sweet Bird of Youth?  Sweet Bird of Youth: Chasing Time?  T-Bird at ako?  T-Bird Gang?  Tail of A.Symmetry, in bird language?  Taiwan Pigeon Races Exposed: Millions of Dead Birds?  Teach a Bird to Talk?  Tengu, Birdmen of the Mountains?  Tequila Mockingbird?  Tequila Mockingbird?  Tequila Mockingbird?  Terror Birds?  Tetsuwan Bâdî?  Thaw the Frigid Bird?  The Adventures of Pelican Pete: A Bird is Born?  The Adventures of Righteous Billy and Thunderbird?  The Angry Birds Movie 2?  The Attack of the Incredible Nuclear-Atomic Bird Satan from Saturn?  The Balgonie Birdman?  The Beatles: Free as a Bird?  The Bees & the Birds?  The Bees and the Birdhouse?  The Beginning: A Skateboarding Film by Birdhouse?  The Big Bird Cage?  The Big Bird Show?  The Bird?  The Bird?  The Bird?  The Bird?  The Bird?  The Bird?  The Bird?  The Bird Away from Home?  The Bird Call?  The Bird Came C.O.D.?  The Bird Can't Fly?  The Birdcatcher?  The Bird Chapters: #1 Monday Mundane?  The Bird Curse?  The Bird Dancer?  The Bird Fancier?  L'homme aux oiseaux?  The Bird House?  The Bird in a Gilded Cage?  The Bird in the Gravel?  The Bird Lady?  The Bird Lover?  The Bird Man?  The Bird Man?  The Bird Man?  The Bird May Die?  The Bird Men?  The Bird Nerd?  The Bird of Paradise?  The Bird of Prey?  The Bird of Prey?  The Bird of Rain?  The Bird of Truth?  The Bird Preachers?  The Bird Route?  The Bird Spider?  The Bird Store?  The Bird Story?  The Bird Tribes?  The Bird was Just a Bird?  The Bird Who Came to Dinner?  The Bird Who Could Fly?  The Bird with the Crystal Plumage?  The Bird, the Mouse, and the Sausage?  The Birdbreeder?  The Birdcage?  The Birdcage?  The Birdcage?  The Birdcage and the Hague?  The Birdcage Room?  The Birdeatress?  The Birders?  The Birdhouse?  The Birdler?  The Birdman?  The Birdman?  The Birdman?  The Birdman?  The Birdman of St. Pete?  The Birdmen?  The Birds?  The Birds?  The Birds and the Beasts Were There?  The Birds and the Bees?  The Birds and the Bees?  The Birds and the Bees?  The Birds and the Bees?  The Birds and the Bees?  The Birds and the Bees: A Secret You Shouldn't Keep?  The Birds and the Fish?  The Birds Fall Down?  The Birds Fly South for the Winter?  The Birds II: Land's End?  The Birds in 60 Seconds?  The Birds of Anger?  The Birds Sing Too Loud?  The Birds Upstairs?  The Birds, Like?  The Birds, the Bees and the Italians?  The Birdsville Track?  the Birdsville Track and beyond?  The Birdwatcher?  The Birdwatcher?  The Birdwatcher?  The Black Bird?  The Black Bird?  The Black Bird of Death?  The Black Crowes: Who Killed That Bird Out on Your Window Sill... The Movie?  The Blackbird?  The Blind Bird?  The Blind Birds?  The Blue Bird?  The Blue Bird?  The Blue Bird?  The Blue Bird?  The Bognor Birdman Competition?  The Book of Birdie?  The Cage Bird?  The Caged Bird?  The Caged Bird?  The Call of the Hummingbird?  The Captured Bird?  The Case of the Shanghaied Songbird?  The Cat & Birdy Warneroonie Pinky Brainy Big Cartoonie Show?  The Coo Coo Bird?  The Crunch Bird?  The Cuckoo Bird?  The Curious Adventures of Mr. Wonderbird?  The Curse of the Hummingbird?  The Curse of the Monkey Bird?  The Dead Bird?  The Dirdy Birdy?  The Dirty Bird?  The Dixie Hummingbirds: 80 Years Young?  The Early Bird?  The Early Bird?  The Early Bird?  The Early Bird?  The Early Bird and the Worm?  The Early Bird Dood It!?  The Early Bird Show?  The Early Bird Special?  The Early Birds?  The Early Worm Gets the Bird?  The Electric Hummingbird?  The Emigrated Birds?  The Err$ of Birdie Hollow?  The Exodus of the Ladybird?  The Extinct Rare Bird show?  The Fable of the Two Unfettered Birds?  The Fabulous Thunderbirds?  The Fabulous Thunderbirds: Live at the Hollwood Palladium?  The Fabulous Thunderbirds: Tuff Enuff?  The Fabulous Thunderbirds: Wrap It Up?  The Feathers of a Bird?  The Firebird?  The Firebird?  The Firebird?  The Firebird?  The Firebird?  The Firebird?  The Firebird?  The Firebird?  The Firebird Conspiracy?  The Five Birds of Texas, California?  The Flight of a Night Bird?  The Flying Bird?  The Forest, Trees Without Birds, and the Rain?  The Fowl Bird?  The Gay Old Bird?  The Girl for Me: The Mockingbird Station Movie?  The Golden Bird?  The Goodbye Bird?  The Haloed Bird?  The Hermit of Bird Island?  The Honeybird?  The Humming Bird?  The Hummingbird?  The Hummingbird?  The Hummingbird?  The Hummingbird Demographic?  The Hummingbird Kimono?  The Hummingbird Project?  The Hummingbird Stone?  The Hummingbird Tree?  The Hummingbirds?  The Immigrant Birds?  The Island on Bird Street?  The Italian Hitchcock: Dario Argento Remembers The Bird With the Crystal Plumage?  The Jail Bird?  The Jail Bird?  The Jailbird?  The Jailbird?  The Jailbird's Last Flight?  The Jay Bird?  The Jungle Book: Bird-Day Bash?  The King and the Mockingbird?  The Ladybird?  The Last Seabird Summer??  The Life of Birds?  The Lightning Bird?  The Little White Bird?  The Liver Birds?  The Logic of the Birds?  The Lost Bird Project?  The Lovebird?  The Lovebird?  The Lovebirds?  The Lovebirds?  The Lovebirds?  The Making of 'Bird on a Wire'?  The Making of Longbird?  The Maltese Falcon: One Magnificent Bird?  The Mamtsotsi Bird?  The Man Who Was Full of Birds?  El maravilloso mundo del pájaro Cúcù?  The Mechanical Birds Factory: Demoulding?  The Mechanical Birds Factory: Live?  The Merry Jailbirds?  The Milk Carton Kids Live from the Bluebird Theater?  The Mockingbird?  The Mockingbird?  The Mockingbird?  The Mockingbird That Fell From The Highest Branch?  The Mockingbirds?  The Moonbird?  The Mozart Bird?  The Mummy and the Humming Bird?  The Mutton Birds: Come Around?  The Nemesis Bird?  The Nest of the Cuckoo Birds?  The Neville Brothers: Bird on a Wire?  The Night Bird?  The Night the Blackbirds Fell?  The Night We Got the Bird?  The Nightbirds of London?  The Oily Bird?  The Oily Bird?  The Old Man and the Bird?  The One About the Bird?  The Painted Bird?  The Piglet Who Wanted to Be a Bird?  The Playbirds?  The Purple Birdie Takes Flight?  The Radar Cinema: Introducing Bird and Worm?  The Ranchman and the Hungry Bird?  The Rare Bird?  The Sculptor of Dying Birds?  The Search for the Golden Bird?  The Secret Life of Birds?  The Singing Bird Will Come?  The Skatebirds?  The Snow Birds?  The Snowbird?  The Society of Birdwatchers?  The Song of Birds & Bees?  The Spider and the Bird?  The Stalker of Lady Bird Lake Part IV: A Location Scouting Film?  The Storm Bird?  The Tee Bird?  The The: Sweet Bird of Truth?  The Thorn Birds?  The Thorn Birds: Old Friends New Stories?  The Thorn Birds: The Missing Years?  The Thunderbird?  The Thunderbird and the Killer Whale?  The Thunderbird Sisters?  The Urban Birder?  The Voiceless Songbird?  The Way of the Birds?  The White Bird Passes?  The Wingless Bird?  The Winning of the Mocking Bird?  The Wise Birds?  The Wooden Birds: Criminals Win?  The Wooden Birds: Long Time to Lose It?  The World, Naked as a Jaybird?  The Wrong Bird?  The Wrong Birds?  The Yardbirds Project Interviews?  The Yellow Bird?  The Yellow Birds?  The Yellowbird?  There's a Bluebird in my Heart?  These Birds Walk?  They Might Be Giants: Birdhouse in Your Soul?  They Might Be Giants: Birdhouse in Your Soul?  They Might Be Giants: Birdhouse in Your Soul?  They Might Be Giants: Birdhouse in Your Soul?  Things That Birds Say?  Thirsty Bird?  Thornbird?  Three Birds with One Stone?  Thunder Birds: Soldiers of the Air?  Thunderbird - muevete!?  Thunderbird?  Thunderbird?  Thunderbird?  Thunderbird 6?  Thunderbird 6: Building Better Puppets?  Thunderbird 6: Lady Penelope?  Thunderbird 6: Tiger Moth?  Thunderbird Montage?  Thunderbirds?  Thunderbirds?  Thunderbirds?  Thunderbirds?  Thunderbirds 1965?  Thunderbirds 2086?  Thunderbirds Are Back & More?  Thunderbirds Are GO?  Thunderbirds Are Go?  Thunderbirds Are GO!: Epics in Miniature?  Thunderbirds Are GO!: Factory of Dolls and Rockets?  Thunderbirds Are GO!: History and Appeal?  Thunderbirds Are Minecraft?  Thunderbirds Are Minecraft: The Movie?  Thunderbirds... A Team Portrait?  TISM: Thunderbirds are Coming Out?  To Clean a Mockingbird?  To Kill a Bird of Prey?  To Kill a Mockingbird?  To Kill a Mockingbird Versus Animal Farm Prep School Rap Battle?  To Kill a Whopping Bird?  To Paint the Portrait of a Bird?  Tommy the T-Bird Kid?  Tomorrow the Birds Will Sing?  Tomorrow the Birds Will Sing?  Otoko wa tsurai yo: Shiawase no aoi tori?  Trade Me This, a Film from the Lovebirds Project?  Train Birds?  Travis Scott: Birds in the Trap?  Turbocharged Thunderbirds?  Tweety Bird?  Twinkletoes Gets the Bird?  Two Birds?  Two Birds?  Two Birds?  Two Birds?  Two Birds?  Two Birds?  Two Birds?  Two Birds and a Boy?  Two Birds, One Stone?  Two Stones with One Bird?  Uncivil War Birds?  Uncivil War Birds?  Uninterrupted Birds?  Untitled: Ocean Bird Washup?  Vampire Hummingbirds: Pain in the Nectar?  VBirds?  VBirds; Perfect?  Waiting All Day for the Green Face of the Hummingbird (If I Were a Lily)?  Wallis Bird: Daze?  Wandering Bird?  War Birds?  War Birds: Diary of an Unknown Aviator?  Warbirds?  Warbirds?  Warbirds Air Display?  Warbirds of World War II: P-38 Lightning?  Warehouse, a Film from the Lovebirds Project?  Watch the Birdie?  Watch the Birdie?  Watch the Birdie?  Watch the Birdie?  Watch the Birdie?  Watch the Birdie?  Watch the Birdie?  Watch the Birdie... Die!?  Watch the Birdies?  Water Birds?  Wattoo Wattoo Super Bird?  We Are Birds?  We Love You Like a Rock: The Dixie Hummingbirds?  Weekend Bird?  Wendybird?  What the Caged Bird Sings?  When a Bird Sings?  When Black Birds Fly?  When Brave Bird Saved?  Where Are All the Birds, Abel??  Where Birds Don't Fly?  Where the Birds go?  Where You Find the Ladybird?  Whirlybird?  Whirlybirds?  White Bird in a Blizzard?  Who Built the Moon? Live: Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds?  Who's A Fly Bird??  Why Birds Sing?  Wild Bird?  Wild Birds?  Wild Birds of Australia?  Wild Birds: The Videos?  Will to Power: Baby, I Love Your Way - Freebird Medley?  Winged Seduction: Birds of Paradise?  Wings of Victory: Keeping Our Warbirds Flying?  Wish We Could Fly Away Like Birds?  With Bird Will Travel?  Wounded Bird?  Yard Birds: Making Tracks?  Yardbird?  Yardbird?  Yardbirds?  Yellow Bird?  Yellow Bird?  Yellow Bird?  Yellow Bird?  Yellow Bird?  Yellow Bird?  Young Birds Fly?  YouTube Presents: The Birds and the Biz?  Zombie 5: Killing Birds?  Zombie Birds!!!?  Zone 7 NSCA Sporting Clays Championship: Western Wings Birds & Clays, Roberts, ID? 

...no?  Still nothing?  Well, BACK TO THE FIVE AND DIME, THEN, JIMMY DEAN JIMMY DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE OLD DRAWING BOARD THEN!!! Ooooops... sorry about all the shouting.  I better go.

No, Seriously... You Need to Curb Your Enthusiasm, or I Want Someone to Enjoy Little League With

What can one say about the lovable Jeff Garlin and his 2013 feature called Dealin' with Idiots that hasn't already been said in its IMDb Plot Summary?  Well, first off, to capture an immediate sense of where my head is right now, if memory serves the cinematography was decent.  I mean, it looked like it was a film.  In stark contrast, I saw a little bit of Lawrence Kasdan's Darling Companion just now, and it looks like it was shot with someone's old iPhone.  Hey, it worked for Michael Mann a few times, so why not for Kasdan Pictures?  Didn't work for me, however.
When talkin' about a film like Dealin' with Idiots, however... and I'd be very surprised if it ever came up in conversation as the primary topic... you do have to be careful.  If you rank on it too much, you risk pissing off most of the L.A. elites, many of whom are part of the cast.  If you rave about the film too much, you risk looking like a phony.  But Mr. Garlin did have some time off between seasons of "Curb Your Enthusiasm," and I suppose much like George Harrison and his first solo album "All Things Must Pass," Garlin found himself with some down time to explore all those ideas that didn't make it into one of Larry David's episode plot structures.  In the instant case, with co-writer Peter Murrieta, and I'm assuming that everyone in the cast is also a writer and/or has a deep background in the shady underworld of improv comedy.
So, if you watch this expecting a Stephen Covey-esque guide to actually dealing with idiots... you may be sadly disappointed.  If you're expecting an insightful look into the seamy underbelly of the L.A. Little League scene, well, you just might get it!  The Internet continues to erode away at any and all human institutions: public access television, local radio stations, everything.  Nobody does deals at little league anymore.  At least, nothing of note.  Oh, but it's not all light and relaxation here.  [SPOILER ALERT] ... note to self: create a button, probably with an arrow on it, that can collapse and... un-collapse?... spoiler alerts.  Wouldn't want you to miss how many stars I give this!  I do hate to spoil the ending, so I'll try not to.  Let me just say that the ending, at least for me, had kind of a Sixth Sense vibe to it.  I used to think that 2004's Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story was the greatest sports movie ever made.  Dealin' with Idiots is now a close second, or it at the very least captures the ennui of the times that it was made in.  I guess I should probably point out that there's also a few, maybe three, dream sequences similar to the opening scene of 1989's Parenthood, but just different enough to evade the attention of copyright lawyers.

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-so sayeth The Movie Hooligan

Auteur Watch - Arthur Jafa

This week's auteur does raise an interesting question.  Well, maybe it's better in the old Good News / Bad News form.  For Arthur Jafa, the good news is he'll be working with Stanley Kubrick, and in a non-Leon Vitali non-permanent status kinda way.  The BAD news is it's on Eyes Wide Shut.  But, he appears to have survived, and lived to shoot another day. 
Cinematography seems to be his chosen profession, but director's not bad for a fallback.  After 1995's Slowly This, clearly it was time for a 20 year break.  Hey, it worked for Terrence Malick, it could work for Arthur Jafa.

When You're Attacked By a Group of Clowns, Go For the Juggler

Brought to you by Hexagon Mesh.  Hexagon Mesh!  Part of the New Ubiquitous... how did that happen?  I got one on my car doors, and I saw one covering the engine of a riding lawnmower.  Accept no substitutes!  Sometimes it's a Circle Mesh with the circles pushed together LIKE hexagons... no.  No substitutes.  Also brought to you by Flatulent Motorcycle.  Flatulent Motorcycle!  Because the older I get, the more it just sounds like a long, neverending fart as the motorcycle heads for the sunset.  A bad-ass fart, of course, there's no denying that, but a fart nonetheless.  Anyway, on to the only news worth looking at: the weekend Box Office.  Whelp, once again, that old obscure 18th century author Stephen King makes another big splash: the kind where there's only one debut for the weekend that CRUSHES it.  COMPLETELY CRUSHES it.  When will King ever be recognized for the genius that he is?  A former college professor, he started writing short stories for... um, let's call them "gentlemen's" magazines.  From there somehow, it was exponential steps up from there in terms of paydays.  One of those American stories we all know and love.  Not the kind that King himself tells, but whatever. 
But what is this Magnum Opus called?  I know it's got the word "Chapter" in the title.  Hollywood's not completely proud of the word "Sequel," even though they do kinda like the concept.  Sequel, reboot... how many times can Batman's story be redone?  Why is this troubled billionaire's life so interesting?  Anyway, back to the task at hand.  Stephen King movie, #1, 90 million dollar opening, domestic (USD).  I mean, was it called ...Identity Crisis: Chapter 4 - Sign Abuse?  No?  Well, how about 100 Crushes Chapter 6: They?  Maybe 180: Chapter 2?  Perhaps 28 Days Later: The Aftermath (Chapter 1)?  28 Days Later: The Aftermath (Chapter 3) - Decimation?  3 Chapters?  4 Chapters of Unspeakable?  476 A.D. Chapter One: The Last Light of Aries?  476 A.D. 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Chapter 20.5?  Family Issues: Chapter 1?  Final Chapter?  Final Chapter?  Final Chapter: 50 Shades of Misery?  Final Chapter: Draculaudit?  Final Chapter: Exorcizing Barney?  Final Chapter: Random Acts of Purgeness?  Final Chapter: SJZ?  Final Chapter: Texas Chainsaw Mess Occurred?  Final Chapter: Walking Tall?  Flutter Green: The Final Chapter. Part 1: Beginning of the End?  Food Systems, Chapter 1: A Night Out?  Food Systems, Chapter 2: Dinner on the Farm?  Four Chapters?  Four Crows-Chapter Two?  Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter?  From Book to Script: Forging the Final Chapter?  Gall Force: Earth Chapter?  Garden Variety Spider: Chapter One?  Garriage: A Documentary in 4 Chapters and an Epilogue?  Genre Studies by Drew G. Smith: Chapters 1-6?  Girl in the City?  Go Get Some Chapter 2: A Prequel?  Go Get Some, Chapter 3: Earlier That Morning?  GoodBye Misty Love: Chapter Two?  Greek Chapter 4: At World's End?  Gregory and Indian 2 Chapter 1?  Gregory and Indian 2 Chapter 2?  Gregory and Indian Chapter 1?  Gregory and Indian Chapter 2?  Growing Up Tiny: Kenadie's Next Chapter?  Guns of Purgatory: Chapter 1?  Haebangchon: Chapter 1?  Halloween 2: The Final Chapter?  Halloween Chapter I?  Harper & Kai in Five Parallels Chapter One: Demon Date?  Hear'Say: A New Chapter in Full?  Her Final Fury: Betty Broderick, the Last Chapter?  Honor Takes Center Stage: Chapter 1?  Honor Takes Center Stage: Chapter 2?  ICE: Chapter 1?  Insidious: Chapter 2?  Insidious: Chapter 3?  Insidious: Chapter 3: Promo?  It Chapter Two?  It's Your World: Chapter One?  Jai Singh Are Baap Re: Chapter 1?  Jason's Unlucky Day: 25 Years After Friday the 13th - The Final Chapter?  Joe DiMaggio: The Final Chapter?  John Wick Chapter 2: Wick-vizzed?  John Wick: Chapter 2?  Josh Kirby... 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Chapter 12: Apples & Acid?  Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter?  Kickstart 4: Final Chapter?  Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue?  Kitakyushu Stories Chapter One: Kimi the Star?  Kitakyushu Stories Chapter Three: Invisible and Silent?  KOPP Chapter 1?  KOPP Chapter 2?  KOPP Chapter 3?  Krono: First Kiss - Chapter Two?  Lake Placid: The Final Chapter?  Last Chapter?  Legacy Begins: Chapter One?  Life in Chapters?  Living as Struggle: Story of a Homesteader in Ten Chapters?  Living with Lucille in 3 Chapters?  Loose Cannons: Chapter 12?  Lost: Final Chapter?  Love in Three Chapters?  Man Man: Chapter One?  Medium: Chapter One?  Mermaid Girl: A New Chapter?  Midnight at the Celestial Palace: Chapter I?  Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters?  Moffatts: Closing of Chapter One?  Moises Padilla Story: The Missing Chapter?  Monster Factory Pro Wrestling: A New Chapter Begins?  Monster Pool: Chapter Two?  Muck: Chapter 1?  Murder Springs: Chapter One?  My Apocalypse: Chapter 1 - Memories?  My Apocalypse: Chapter 2 - Easy Way Out?  My Chapter and Verse?  Mystery of the Bat Man! 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...nothing?  Not even close?  Well, BACK TO THE WOODS THEN!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE OLD DRAWING BOARD THEN!!!  Oops; sorry about the shouting, Ma.  In other news, things are sunny again for Shia LaBeouf.  For a second there, I thought it was another darn Christian film, but with Shia involved it can't be, right?  Just can't be.  No, after his little hiccup... or hiccups plural, after that film someone made of him at the stop light, he's finally caved in and is ready to take on those dreaded "Dad" roles.  Hey, dude, take a cue from Seth Rogen, all right?  Or even the ultimate dad: Clark Gable in Gone With The Wind!  Now, I know we can't make fun of it, but this is the kind of title that, say, Monty Python would like to riff on.  I mean, it's a bit of food, followed by a bird.  Kinda lends itself too easily to a guessing game... I mean, is it The Hot Dog Pigeon?  The Blancmonge Albatross?  The Tilapia Hamerkop?  The Omelette Osprey?  The White Castle Jalapeño Slider with Cheese Black-Bellied Storm Petrel?  The Split-Pea Soup Congo Peafowl?  The Antipasto Macaroni Penguin?  The Salmon-Crested Argus?  Need I go on?  I should've stopped about ten ago?  Geez Louise, but I must be hungry.  Life goes on, and so, so must I.  But what is that title?  It got some kind of audience award... I mean, was it Coffee Lane: A Peanuts Tribute?  Maybe Confessions of a Teenage Peanut Butter Freak?  Possibly Did You Have Some of My Peanut Butter??  Well, how about Die Peanuts?  FanDuel: Peanuts?  Five Salted Peanuts?  Found a Peanut?  How to Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich?  MTV on Demand's CJ & Peanut?  No Comment from the Peanut Gallery?  Nose Hair & Peanuts?  Peanut?  Peanut?  Peanut?  Peanut?  Peanut and Bang?  Peanut Battle?  Peanut Butter?  Peanut Butter?  Peanut Butter?  Peanut Butter?  Peanut Butter?  Peanut Butter?  Peanut Butter & Jelly?  Peanut Butter and Bananas and Elvis?  Peanut Butter and Jelly?  Peanut Butter and Jelly 101?  Peanut Butter and Jellyfish?  Peanut Butter Girl?  Peanut Butter Jelly Time?  Peanut Butter Lips?  Peanut Butter Mountain?  Peanut Butter Soup?  Peanut Buttercups II?  Peanut Gallery Confidential?  Peanut Gallery Review?  Peanut Hunt?  Peanut Rain?  Peanutbutter Cup?  PeanutButterGamer?  Peanuts - Die Bank zahlt alles?  Peanuts - Die Jürgen Schneider-Story?  Peanuts?  Peanuts?  Peanuts?  Peanuts?  Peanuts and Bullets?  Peanuts and Politics?  Peanuts and Powder?  Peanuts for Brett?  Peanuts Motion Comics?  Peanuts One Dollar?  Peanuts One Dollar?  Peanuts to the Presidency?  Peanutz?  Pickle and Peanut?  Playing for Peanuts?  The Glorious Peanut?  The Monster and the Peanut?  The Oversharer: Hemorrhoids, STD's and Peanut Butter?  The Peanut Butter Experiment?  The Peanut Butter Solution?  The Peanut Butter Theory?  The Peanut Gallery?  The Peanut Gallery Presents: Bad Trip?  The Peanut Gallery Presents: Black Lake?  The Peanut Man?  The Peanut Seller?  The Peanut Vendor?  The Peanuts Movie?  The Peanuts Movie: Snoopy's Grand Adventure?  Walter Ate a Peanut?  Who Fucked The Peanut Butter?  Workin' for Peanuts?  Working for Peanuts?  Working for Peanuts?  Working for Peanuts? 

...no?  Not even close?  Well, BACK TO THE WOODS THEN!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE OLD DRAWING BOARD THEN!!!  Oops; sorry about the shouting, Ma.

Auteur Watch - Raymond St. Jacques

Sadly, this week we celebrate yet another fella who's now in the big Director's Chair in the sky.  He was more or less in there during Hollywood's fun days.  I mean, The Green Berets?  Fun, right?  Historically inaccurate at best, completely racist at worst, but probably a fun shoot.  And of course, John Carpenter's They Live, a cult film without a cult.  I mean, God bless Carpenter, but his non-Halloween-related films seemed to die a quick, painful death at the box office.  Just one after the other, until finally you don't get to even make anymore.  Even the long awaited sequel to Escape from New York, and it was like... meh!  Maybe I'll just wait for it on laserdisc.
But I get sidetracked again.  See, this was the kind of thing that Raymond wanted to try, and did!  Only once!  I guess it was enough.  A lovely play on a biblical phrase, a movie called Book of Numbers.  Seventies filmmaking!  Auteurs in America!  More than one conversation at once on the screen!  A generational shift!  No, for some reason, for him once was enough, then it's back to his first love: acting.  Finished with producing as well: once was clearly more than enough.

The Picture of Hurricane Dorian

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Anyway, since there are no debuts to talk about, I might as well give you a status report.  Well, I started to watch the new "The Dark Crystal" on Netflix and all that... but I dunno.  I mean, God bless 'em, the special FX look state of the art, and the Skeksis have new ... metal beak cozies, whatever.  But they do seem to be turning the world of The Dark Crystal into Lord of the Rings... or was it just me?  I mean, hey, maybe it's great, just not ten episodes great.  They're diluting the original.  In binge-watching news, we're almost done with Season 7 of "Homeland."  I'll admit it!  Not bad!  Can't go wrong with Russians, but Season 5 will be hard to top.  Saw a little bit of something called House of Strangers.  I didn't realize Chico Marx did any dramatic work apart from... oh, that was Edward G. Robinson?  Huh!  Coulda fooled me.  Remember, folks: no expense was spared, no detail too small for an army of artists, technicians and engineers to bring this lurid, completely true tale to your local Silver Screen!  More effective than any number of local police departments or national G-Men, it's the awesome power of film.  Yes, Hollywood is on the march, giving you the power of information, everything you need to defeat the Red Menace... or any other color of menace we may face.  However, it's not all good news.  I guess my viewing companion's new found love of Denzel Washington doesn't yet extend to a second viewing of Devil in a Blue Dress just yet.  Everyone still loves L. A. Confidential more, but it's kinda just as good!  And beat it by two years, no less.  Guess that's all I got.  Sorry, it's a down week for me, I guess.  Oh, but I can still do one of these: BACK TO THE WOODS THEN!!!!  I mean, back to the old drawing board.  Sorry about shouting.