Sunday, October 27, 2019

Auteur Watch - Joe James

A seemingly ordinary name for a quite extraordinary individual.  I have to like him now because he has an uncredited role in Barton Fink... but otherwise, I can't say I've seen him in anything.  I don't remember him as the shooter in Malcolm X, or as the Bellboy in A Kiss Before Dying... man!  Lots of "uncredited"s on his resumé!  And apparently, lots of voice work.  I mean, he's a good looking guy; why not get his ass in front of the damn camera?  Well, after 15 odd years or so kicking around this cockamamie business, and his big chance finally came.  His lifelong ambition of playing Arthur Ashe was finally fulfilled with Arthur! A Celebration of Life.  But who to get to direct this ambitious project?  Ang Lee?  Paul Haggis?  Bennett Miller?  Well, unfortunately, they were all busy, but you know what?  Joe himself has kicked around long enough.  Why not the pressure of two full-time jobs on this one?  Well, seems like a good enough idea at first... until it isn't.  I mean, remember that one season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" where Larry David thought it would be a good idea to have Cheryl play a part?
Okay, so the critics didn't celebrate as much.  But whatever.  Back to work doing uncredited roles in various things, everything from American Gangster to an episode of "30 Rock."  And so, another 15 years goes right by, whoosh, the snap of a finger... boy!  We must be having fun because time is a'flyin'!  Dayamn.  Fifteen years of shoveling coal in the acting mines and... time to direct something else.  For Mr. James, that something else is a video short called "May December" and... ooh!  An 11 million number!  Where does the time go?  Of course, the IMDb will only use even numbers now for titles, God knows why.  Maybe it's a superstition thing, who knows.

(10:54pm) - Ooh!  Just finished.  Well, the odds seem to end at about 2404811, or a short called You Got the Crazy.  A fitting title to decide that from now on, it's only even numbers for IMDb titles.

Anything You Want, Matt Gaetz!

Brought to you by Teak Tree Lake.  Teak Tree Lake!  Great fishing in Chiang Mai, Thailand.  World class actually, I'm told!  So go and take a leak at Teak Tree Lake today.  Also brought to you by Fright Fart News.  Fright Fart News!  News so scary, you'll... well, you can guess.  News for those who need something harder than Alex Jones.  Well, the hottest new movie this week is one that came out four weeks ago or so.  Gotta give the devil his due!  Or in this case, Joaquin Phoenix.  If THIS doesn't finally get him an Oscar, well... even Paul Thomas Anderson doesn't know what will.  Hopefully he won't have to do what Peter Finch or... oh, never mind.  Even I don't feel like going there today.  I'm late for my afternoon nap, for God's sake! 
(after nap) I'm back!  Still damn logey, though.  Anyway, we got three debuts to march through.  The first one is like... well, anything with a hard and fast deadline.  This one has to do with an app with great predictive power.  Great.  Like insurance companies don't have enough money already.  Well, the star of this vehicle ain't the new Jennifer Lawrence yet, but... damn close, though!  Damn close.  She's just one Hunger Games or X-Men franchise away from being so.  So, what's the name of this hot young debut that dares take on the Jason Statham Crank franchise?  I mean, is it 100 Jahre - Der Countdown?  No?  Too German?  Well, how about 1987 Power Hits: New Year's Eve Countdown2012: Countdown to the Future maybe?  30 Minutes to Midnight: Spike's Countdown to Rock Band 2 perhaps?  8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown90's CountdownA Tribute to Countdown: 3000 and CountingAeon - Countdown im AllAlien Fury: Countdown to InvasionAll-Star Olympic Salute: Countdown to Salt Lake CityAmerican Country Countdown AwardsAmerican Country Countdown AwardsAmerican Country Countdown Top 10 Stories of 2015Astronaut Pam: Countdown to CommanderBack to School Video CountdownBananaman no Ketsudan Made no CountdownBarney: Top 20 CountdownBeach Town CountdownBerlin Festival GmbH: Festival Countdown ViralBET.com CountdownBET's Top 25 CountdownBeyoncé: CountdownBig Countdown! 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...no?  Not even close?  Well, then I guess it's BACK TO THE FLOOR THEN!!!!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD THEN... oops, sorry about shouting.  I tend to do that on Sundays.  Meanwhile, our second debut is the type of thing that what's his face might do, if he were interested in a different set of ethnic politics.  Sounds like one of his "day in the life of a cop-ovich" type deals, only more depressing.  It's certainly keeping up with the latest technology, even if the emotional conflict is as old as Serpico and beyond.  But what do I ask the man at the ticket counter for when I go up there?  Something to do with a color... no, two colors, happens when you get hit and there's a big, ugly bruise you try to hide... I mean, is it A Rhapsody in Black and Blue?  No?  Well, how about Black and Blue - ZaneBlack and Blue maybe?  Or was it Black and BlueBlack and Blue perhaps?  Black and Blue much?  Black and Blue lately?  Black and Blue and red all over :) (: ?  Maybe Black and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and Blue Eyes"Black and Blue" Glorious Miles"Black and Blue" High Kampf"Black and Blue" Rust"Black and Blue" Secrets"Black and Blue" Soap Opera in Stockwell"Black and Blue" The Middle-of-the-Road Roadshow for All the FamilyBlack and Blue, For YouBlack and Blue: Legends of the Hip-Hop Cop"Blue Bloods" Black and Blue"Crown Court" Black and Blue: Part 1"Doctors" Black and Blue"Doctors" Black and Blue"Dragon Ball" Blue, Black and Blue"Great Performances" Black and Blue"Guy's Big Bite" Black and Blue Burger"Homicide: Life on the Street" Black and Blue"Island Hunters" Black and Bluefields"iZombie" Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues"Marketplace" Grey, Black and Blue"Mister Roberts" Black and Blue Market"Murder in the First" Black and Blue"Rebus" Black and Blue"Screen One" Black and Blue"Screenplay" The Black and Blue Lamp"Silk Stalkings" Black and BlueSomething Old, Something New, Someone Who's Going to Be Black and Blue"St. Elsewhere" Red, White, Black and Blue"Starsky and Hutch" Black and Blue"The Bill" Black and Blue"The Doctors" Black and Blue Body Problems: Bruises, Bulging Veins; Belly Blackheads; Health Clues in Your Pupils; Lightening Dark Eyelids"The Real Housewives of Dallas" Black and Blues"The Wacky World of Tex Avery" Silence of the Lames/Aloha Oy!/Black and Blue Belt"Third Watch" Black and BlueTracy Morgan: Black and Blue"Vice" Black and Blue/Our Bionic FutureWipeout: Black and Blue Crew"World in Action" Black and BlueWorld of Black and Blue

...no?  Nothing?  Not even close?  Well, then I guess it's BACK TO THE KITCHEN THEN!!!!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD THEN... oops, sorry about shouting.  Hey, I didn't say anything about being barefoot and pregnant!  Incidentally, what's the deal with that?  All these conservative husbands talk about how a wife needs to be pregnant and barefoot in the kitchen... sounds too much like a Hippie to me!  And finally, it's a small picture in between Doctor Strange sequels.  You know, a little something to keep the craft of acting superstar interesting.  Let's say it's like what Seabiscuit was to horse racing, this one is for the "race" of sorts to create, expand and maintain the first electrical grid.  Waged between Thomas Edison and C.B.S. Westinghouse, rife with period costumes and period CGI effects, cutting corners everywhere.  But I don't know!  Premiering at #9 in the Top 10... could be good come Oscar time, but now that the Oscars (TM) (R) (C) are trying to give more awards to the blockbusters, now that Spielberg's not directing as many of them, well... does it stand a chance?  And will it even BE at my local multi-plex?  What do I ask for?  It involves a pun on electricity... I mean, is it #Currently?  No?  Well, how about #MyCurrentSituation: Atlanta?  Oh, these pound signs in movie titles will be the downfall of cinema.  Mark my blog.  Maybe it was A Current Affair?  Love that show.  Love that logo sound effect... nah, that couldn't be it.  Well, how about A Current Affair?  Maybe A Current AffairA Current Affair perhaps?  Perhaps A Current Affair maybe?  No?  Well, how about A Petal on the Current perhaps?  Ooh!  Something different finally?  Well, how about Against the CurrentAgainst the CurrentAgainst the CurrentAkintiya karsi: Against the CurrentAko ang simula: The ABS-CBN News and Current Affairs Yearend SpecialAlternate CurrentsAlternating CurrentBloody Current ExchangeBoats Against the CurrentCandice is Currently OnlineChanging Currents: Protecting North America's RiversConcurrent WoesCountercurrentCrimson CurrentsCross CurrentsCross CurrentsCross CurrentsCross Currents: Journey to Asian EnvironmentsCrosscurrentCrosscurrentCrosscurrentCrossed CurrentsCurrentCurrentCurrentCurrentCurrent AffairsCurrent Air Fall Winter 2018: BTSCurrent Air Fall Winter 2018: Part 1Current Air Spring Summer 2018: Part 1Current Air Spring Summer 2018: Part 2Current Air Spring Summer 2018: Part 3Current BuzzCurrent CuisineCurrent DilemmaCurrent HistoryCurrent HottieCurrent Inside Copy: Space Quest - Behind Closed DoorsCurrent of the CreekCurrent Popular News StoryCurrent QuickiesCurrent ReleaseCurrent SituationCurrent TheegaCurrent TonightCurrently AdoptedCurrently CoolCurrently UntitledCurrentsCurrentsCurrentsCurrentsCurrents from CubaCurrentUnCurrentzis: The Classical RebelDark CurrentsDeadly CurrentsDeep Currents: Making 'A River Runs Through It'Elektricheskiy tokFighting the Current: Salmon as a Symbol in the Pacific NorthwestFormerly Teen, Currently Twenty Something MomGoogle CurrentHealthCurrentsIn Current SeasonLost to the CurrentParanoia, sueños recurrentesRecurrentRecurrenteRed Cross CurrentsRelatively Current NewsSmall CurrentsSouth Africa: Clash of CurrentsSpike Milligan: A Series of Unrelated Incidents at Current Market ValueSwift CurrentSwift CurrentThe 'Nazi Next Door' Stuff Is Part of the Current Moral Panic Mass HysteriaThe CurrentThe CurrentThe CurrentThe Current: Explore the Healing Powers of the OceanThe CurrentThe Current BeneathThe Current: Explore the Healing Powers of the OceanThe Current: The Story of George Stinney, JrThe Fisher: UndercurrentThe OccurrentThe UndercurrentThe Vitagraph Monthly of Current EventsThe Vitagraph Monthly of Current EventsThe Webseries Currently Known as PrinceThe Women of Silverlake Discuss Current EventsTraditionalism will Likely Win the Current Cultural Shift I: Growth and DeclineUn sueño recurrenteUndercurrentUndercurrentUndercurrentUndercurrentUndercurrentUndercurrentUndercurrentUndercurrentUndercurrentsUniversal Current Events, No. 31Universal Current Events, No. 49Universal Current Events, No. 8User Is Currently UnavailableWashMachine Video CurrentYahoo Current DriverYahoo Current TravelerYou Are Currently a Ghost

...no?  Nothing?  Not even close?  Well, then I guess it's BACK TO THE KITCHEN THEN!!!!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD THEN... oops, sorry about shouting.  I gotta go rest my vocal chords now with some nice lemon tea and honey.  Works every time.

Friday, October 25, 2019

Rush To Judgment

Calculus is the mathematics of physics.  Statistics is the math of organizing new knowledge.  Economics is called the dismal science, probably because it's man's awkward attempt to reconcile the perfect world of mathematics, with the very imperfect world of human decision-making.  Economics uses the example of a pizza shop to explain the world, and mathematical curves like parabolas to explain the concept of scarcity: as the scarcity of gasoline increases, for example, the price per gallon approaches infinity and we're therefore forced to seek alternative energy sources.
Which brings us to Mary Ann Bernard's latest editorial effort called The Laundromat, and um... did I watch the same movie here?  My partner in crime was reading reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.  Universal condemnation.  Two stars from Roger Ebert.  Okay, so Meryl Streep's probably not going to get a nomination this year.  Gary Oldman's accent was terrible.  Fine production values, but nothing made sense.  A fine story, and the cast and crew shot for the moon, but to no avail.  The only other time I can think of is when Siskel and Ebert said Six Degrees of Separation was too confusing... I'm an old guy, you see.  They in particular cited how the couple recited the story to the police, and it developed a rhythm of its own in the process.  If you watch the whole movie, you're able to follow along.  Sometimes I feel like asking one of these critics... now, did you see the whole movie or just the trailer?
I should probably stick to the plot for now.  Clearly I've been avoiding the news cycle for the last ten years or so, because I'm just finding out about the "Panama Papers" and the Stratton-Oakmont-esque law firm called Mossack Fonseca.  Apparently, it's all part of the formerly great Julian Assange leveling of the world's playing field from the hacker's digital level.  Somehow, the hack of Sony just isn't as juicy yet!  Some awkwardness for Angelina and Adam Sandler in the Sony boardroom, but that's it.  But just as the plainly-titled The Insider peeled back the layers on what we all already suspected about cigarettes, so too does The Laundromat peel back the layers on the lawyers that protect the rich.  If I remember correctly, Gary Oldman's character helpfully informs us that there are about 15 million millionaires in the world, and about 1,500 billionaires.  And as of this writing, someone's already toppled Jeff Bezos as #1!  But given my current state of lower middle-class ennui, I didn't even bother to take the bait to find out who.  Too depressing.  Maybe Bill Gates just outmaneuvered Bezos a little bit in his stocks or something.
But I am a big-time sucker for those little pearls of dialogue, and this film's got quite a few.  Even some ammunition for my Atheist friends, who continue to gain infrastructural confidence as the years since the year 2000 go by.  "The meek shall inherit the earth" is a particular target here.  I believe it is Antonio Banderas' character who says "Maybe the meek just need a better lawyer."  Once again, Sting was ahead of his time and we all just didn't know it.
SPOILER ALERT - But perhaps it's a problem of advertising.  The Netflix (TM) (R) (C) plot description says that 21 people end up dead, but if you watch the film you'll find that it's more of an act of nature, and a rather mild one at that.  But that's how it goes sometimes.  There's also another act of nature that forces the two lawyers to scramble, and it just might leave you wanting to read the book that the film's based on.  I mean, did it really go down that way?  It's like the fifth season of "Homeland" where one single act of hacking leads to... well, I won't spoil that one, but needles to say it leads to rather repercussive consequences... but that's Blogger for you.  That's what I get for not using Grammerlee - I get a red underline for "repercussive" but not for "needles."
And perhaps the film wanders too much, but hey, isn't that part of the joy of cinema?  I mean, Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 3 had a lot of problems, but the scene where what's his face makes dinner for Kirsten Dunst wasn't one for me.  For some of the professional critics, sure.  But back to the wanderings of The Laundromat.  Take, for example, the "for example" story of Charles, a rich dude with unfortunate, um... hobbies!  Let's just say, hobbies.  Actually, they're tame compared to some of the things I've seen on "Ray Donovan," for example.  Charles is a client of Mossack Fonseca, and we're treated to an example of a lawyer for the rich at work.  More musings from Antonio Banderas: Fonseca originally started out thinking he could save the world... well, what the heck.  One of the benefits of having a Netflix (TM) account.  I'll include the text of his speech:

Saving the world, as it turns out, is very hard.  Long hours, bad pay, and perhaps the world does not want to be saved.  Inside all of us there are packs of wolves and flocks of sheep roaming through our thoughts.  We want to be fair, and yet, we want to win.  We want to be righteous, but we want to get ahead.  Such is our struggle.  And some point, you decide it might just be easier to save yourself!

Sure, maybe his struggle between choosing good and evil probably didn't take as long as he thought, but whatever.  He was briefly a lawyer at the United Nations.  Oldman's lawyer has a similar self-realization that he no longer wanted to be just another sheep in the lawyer barnyard.  Benjamin Franklin's quote about democracy being two wolves and one sheep deciding what to have for dinner probably comes to mind.  Or perhaps the old Cherokee legend about which wolf to feed... too cliché?
As of this writing, the IMDb Plot Description of The Laundromat compares the film to The Big Short, the 2015 classic about some of the inner workings behind the big financial crash of 2008.  For whatever reason, God bless 'em, 2011's "Too Big to Fail" went by like a blur.  The Laundromat is certainly gimmicky, but Soderbergh is somehow much more restrained with his gimmicks.  And I do gotta say, my HDTV just keeps growing on me.  Somehow it's not kind to the old films, but the graphics of the designs of American currency, for example, are very crisp... except for those occasional moments when Netflix (C) is buffering, or semi-buffering, whatever.  No cameo from Margot Robbie here, but there is a Saturday Night Live reunion of sorts here, involving Will Forté and Chris Parnell... they were on at the same time, right? 
But as long as we're wrapping up with Comparative Cinema 101, the ending did remind me a bit of the ending of Casino, just not as violent.  But speaking of violence, maybe I'm just getting squeamish, but I could've done without the part about Chinese organ harvesting.  It's not like Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, I'm just sayin'.  And structurally, the film is similar to his 2009 effort, The Informant!  But that was probably a better movie, because the stakes weren't as high, and Matt Damon took a bit of a risk with his character.
Ultimately, the target is us, and our twisted way of life here in America.  We want to live like Charles in the giant mansion, but we don't want the consequences, especially not the taxes.  More specifically, the target is campaign finance reform, which our senators and representatives occasionally pay lip service to, but don't actually do anything about.  While the Citizens United decision by the Supreme Court isn't specifically mentioned, it's certainly proof that campaign finance reform is now going the other way!  Money is apparently still considered speech in some quarters.  Also, presidents of unions are now considered targets for political advertisements.  That one should really be stopped.  I guess taxes are more costly to these rich dudes than buying the politicians outright.  But that's one of the other tenets of economics that always sticks in my mind like a sliver: money can always be used to pay someone else to do the jobs or the things that you don't want to do.  Any chance we as a society can work on making the jobs themselves less shitty?

***1/2
-so sayeth The Movie Hooligan

Sunday, October 20, 2019

Auteur Watch - Hawthorne James

He's one of those guys with one of those faces.... but, I gotta be honest here.  I don't recall Sam from Speed, or George the Night Guard from Se8en... Se7en.  But whatever.  When they make an all-African American version of The Addams Family, he'll be at the top of the list to play Lurch.  But even a successful actor like Mr. James longs for something better.  Which is why we get 2008's "The Stick Up Kids."  And as with most of these, there are no proper External Reviews.  But there are some External Sites!  Half-way there.  Also, Bruce Willis is in the cast!... oops.  I mean, Bryce Wilson.  Eh, close enough.... ooh!  Robert Miano is in the cast!  Here's his Facebook page; wonder if he's like Richard Portnow and tells corny jokes a lot.  I liked Bob in Thick as Thieves, and of course he brought a special gravitas to Bikini Summer II.
...where was I?  Oh, right.  So there's that 2008 directorial effort.  Then came 2010's Lisa Trotter... and that was it.  Back to acting full time.  See you next week for another Auteur Watch!  Okay, time to check my stats.  They always seem to spike on Sunday for some reason...

Good and Evil in One Sexy Package

Brought to you by Samsung.  Samsung!  If you're the kind of person who makes a statement with the technology they own, why not use Samsung to do it?  Because Samsung says so much.  Also brought to you by Thad's Thongs.  Thad's Thongs!  If you're the type of person who makes a fashion statement by wearing a thong in public, why not use Thad's Thongs?  Because Thad's Thongs say so much.  Whelp, as expected, the new movie about a boy who befriends Hitler... I should explain.  It actually does take place in the '30s or so, and he's one of the Hitler Youth.  No, it's not those home-schooled girls who had a band and a Hitler emoji to go with it.  I shouldn't try to look them up, lest the NSA get the wrong idea from my search history.  No, it's a movie called Jojo Rabbit written and directed by Taika Waititi, and STARRING Taika Waititi as Adolf Hitler!  Which, I guess, makes sense to somebody.  I mean, one's a ruthless dictator who rose to power... and the other is Adolf Hitler.  But that's how it happens sometime.  You know, you're at a party, and there is booze there, and Lamp Shade Head guy starts feeling depressed, walks up to you, and tells you who you kind of look like.  They're related to a Chenoweth, so why not go with their advice?  I mean, why not?
...hey, what am I talking about THAT one for?  Didn't make the top 10, for God's sake!  It's a small pic between Marvel movies.  And I'm with Scorsese and Coppola, by the way.  Spielberg was a little bit kinder about it all, softly suggesting that there's, you know, maybe JUST A FEW TOO MANY of these Superhero movies.  Just a few.  But give Marvel his or her due.  Thanos and the Infinity Stones is a good gimmick.  They're taking the week off, if only because they can.  The rest of us have to keep working.  Take Angelina Jolie, for instance.  Doesn't she have charities to run or something?  But really, what could be more charitable than doing one of your big-time Hollywood spectacles, as David Letterman used to say before he retired and started taking himself way, way too seriously.  Clearly, real tragedy begets fantasy when it comes to the Silver Screen, and maybe the Great White Way to a lesser extent.  But what is the title of this epic sequel, also ashamed of the now dreaded Roman numeral that used to be in the title all the time?  It's an actual word, even though the online dictionary doesn't have it.  I swear!  I looked in the big dictionary, and there it was.  Not the really big, two-volume one that you need a magnifying glass to read.  At my age, I probably do, anyway.  Well, I'm not completely ready to give in just yet.  I squint as I get in close, but I still try.  I can still cut the mustard, you young punks.  I mean, is it A Bicentenary with Bite: Revisiting Dark Age?  No?  Well, how about A Magnificent GrayAlvin the MagnificentAnburguesas VicenteArgentina del Bicentenario. 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...no?  Not even close?  Well, BACK TO THE MOVIES THEN!!!!  I mean, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD THEN!!!!  Oooooops, sorry about shouting.  I forget myself sometimes.  Meanwhile, the only other debut this week is one of those once-in-a-lifetime movies that was apparently just screaming for a sequel.  Well, the four principals had some time off, so why not?  Emma Stone is the biggest surprise, I guess.  If this film were being made 20 or 30 years ago, her agent would demand star billing and the biggest salary and what not.  Well, it runs in the family.  But this is a zombie picture, after all, and given that there are, as of this writing, six seasons of "Fear the Walking Dead", ten seasons of "The Walking Dead" and now there's going to be a Walking Dead Spin-Off.  Ooh!  It's got an over ten million IMDb number!  Ah, databases.  I'm betting it'll take another 25 years to get to 100 million titles.  Well, there's a lot of episodes of The Tonight Show and what not to get their own entries.  But what is the name of this current sequel?  What do I ask for when I go to the multiplex to pay for the tickets, popcorn, and the air conditioning?  I mean, is it #Zombie?  No?  Well, how about 1.Wiener Bluttheater mit der Zombie: Sideshow of Horrors1+1=Zombie!!! maybe?  100,000 Zombie Heads17 Minutes in Texas: The Zombie Apocalypse187 Zombie Lane: Webisodes1881 Zombies2009 Spooky Movie Film Festival Zombie Promo2056 Escape from Zombie Island2057: Return to Zombie Island28 Hours Later: The Zombie Movie30 Second Zombie Movie33 Nights Under the Zombi Moon5 Hour Zombie5 Minutos con el zombi86 Zombies935: A Nazi Zombies SeriesA Christmas Carol + ZombiesA Fistful of ZombiesA Girl and Her ZombieA Little Bit ZombieA Look at the Creation of World War Z's ZombiesA Real Zombie ApocalypseA Tale of Two ZombiesA Tale of Two ZombiesA Very Scary Zombie Halloween PartyA Very Zombie ChristmasA Zombie ChristmasA Zombie Croc: Evil Has Been SummonedA Zombie Good DayA Zombie InvasionA Zombie Love StoryA Zombie MovieA Zombie MusicalA Zombie Next DoorA Zombie RomanceA Zombie's LifeA Zombie's Life: Dead Man ActingA.Z.A.S: All Zombies Are StupidAaah! 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...no?  Not even close?  Well, BACK TO THE BLACK LAGOON THEN!  I mean, BACK TO THE DARWIN BOARD THEN!!!!  Oooooops... sorry about shouting.  Clearly, I gotta go.  See you next week!  I mean, Wednesday!