300: Rise of an Empire - With Sullivan Stapleton as Testiclees... I mean, Themistocles
The Conjuring - From the director of Saw... sheesh! What's Vera Farmiga doing in that?
The River (1951) - Note to parents: a cobra is NOT a good pet!
The River (1984) - Note to farmers: a tractor is NOT a good vehicle!
The Heat - Starring Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock... I guess Jennifer Aniston passed on the project.
The Man in the Iron Mask - ...did I just see Gerard Depardieu's @$$#0le?
Zero Hour! - Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit reviewing movies!
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