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Brought to you by forgiveness.  Forgiveness!  I think it's about forgiveness, even if you don't love me anymore.  And brought to you by Grandpa's Raisin Hands.  Grandpa's Raisin Hands!  The knuckles, the gristle, the pulsating veins... ah, that takes me back.  And remember!  There's two scoops of raisins in each helping of Grandpa's Raisin Hands.  Whelp, while Hobbs & Shaw have yet to cross the $200 million finish line domestically, the new Lion King is at half a billion.  Not bad!  Oughta recoup the 3D and the advertising budgets.  But we've got three new debuts this week, and they're all at the top.  And at #1 it's a rare victory for PBS... well, the new Koch brothers' PBS, that is.  And who knew?  The lives of these 19th century aristocrats was the big draw!  And it was merely INSPIRED by Jane Austen and what not.  But what was it called again?  2008 Vans Downtown Showdown?  2009 Vans Downtown Showdown?  A Day Downtown?  A Downtown Fairytale?  Anitta & J Balvin: Downtown - Spotify Video?  Anitta & J Balvin: Downtown?  ASPCA: Downtown Dog Rescue - Los Angeles?  August Alsina x Kidd Kidd - 'Downtown' live at SOB's in NYC?  Ave Rats Lost Downtown?  Bagua a Downtown Call?  Blue Dreams Downtown?  Bob Braun's Salute to Downtown Louisville?  Calvin Klein: Downtown?  Ciudad Baja (Downtown Heat)?  Cleve Dixon Ep 2: The Downtown Breakdown?  Columbus Neighborhoods: Downtown & Franklinton?  Curious George: Downtown Adventure?  Deathbowl to Downtown?  Delusional Downtown Divas?  Donna Downtown and the Midnight Countdown?  Downtown - Die nackten Puppen der Unterwelt?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown?  Downtown 81?  Downtown Blues?  Downtown Browns?  Downtown Calling?  Downtown Comedy Fest?  Downtown Crackdown?  Downtown Crackdown 3-D?  Downtown Crackdown: Mask of Death?  Downtown Darlings?  Downtown Document: Hazardous Materials?  Downtown DX?  Downtown Express?  Downtown Film Fest?  Downtown Girls?  Downtown Girls?  Downtown Girls: The Hookers of Honolulu?  Downtown Iquitos?  Downtown Island?  Downtown LA?  Downtown LA?  Downtown Lagos?  Downtown Locals?  Downtown Motel?  Downtown Now?  Downtown ohmisoka special: Zettai ni waratte wa ikenai spy 24 ji?  Downtown or Higher?  Downtown Pacifica?  Downtown Pittsburgh?  Downtown Podcast?  Downtown Rumble?  Downtown Shabby?  Downtown Switzerland?  Downtown: A Street Tale?  Downtown: The Aftermath?  Frankie Goes Downtown?  Glenda and Camille Do Downtown?  Goin' Downtown?  Guru Randhawa: Downtown?  Hall & Oates: Downtown Life?  Hanging Downtown?  Kiss My Friends-The Downtown Fiction?  Lady Antebellum: Downtown?  Last Night in Last Downtown?  Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Feat. Eric Nally, Melle Mel, Kool Moe Dee and Grandmaster Caz: Downtown?  Neil Young: Downtown?  Patty Smyth: Downtown Train?  Rod Stewart: Downtown Train?  S.W.V.: Downtown?  Santa Cruz-The Downtown Fiction?  So Downtown?  Some Place on Earth-The Downtown Fiction?  Somewhere Between Downtown & Venice?  The 80s: Downtown?  The Downtown Altoona Players?  The Downtown Farmer?  The Downtown Fiction: I Just Wanna Run?  The Downtown Fiction: Thanks for Nothing?  The Downtown Show?  The Road to Downtown Lights?  The World of Art Presents: Impressionist Cityscapes - Downtown Raleigh?  This Is My Downtown?  Thursday Night Downtown?  Tom Waits: Downtown Train?  Upside Downtown?  Walastik sa Downtown?  Watercolor with Jane M Mason: Downtown Minneapolis?  Waydowntown?  Wednesday's Downtown?  Witness Downtown Rising Renga?  World Downtown? 

...no?  Not even close?  Well, BACK TO THE U.S.S.R. THEN!!!!!  I mean, BACK TO THE OLD DRAWING BOARD THEN!!!  Oops, sorry about shouting.  I'm gettin' mean in my upper middle age.  Maybe it was a name, then.  I mean, was it A Conversation with Abbey Simon?  Abbey Gets Able?  Abbey Grace?  Abbey Is Silly?  Abbey Lincoln: You Gotta Pay the Band?  Abbey of Thelema?  Abbey Rader: Get Free?  Abbey Road Acoustic Sessions with Absolute Radio?  Abbey Road Debuts?  Abbey Road Sessions?  Abbey's Road?  Abbey's Road?  About Here: Culross Abbey?  Agent Abbey?  Angel on Abbey Street?  BAFTA Celebrates Downton Abbey?  Battle of Britain Sunday from Westminster Abbey?  Brett & Abbey?  Bungle Abbey?  Canyonlands: Edward Abbey and the Great American Desert?  Comic Relief: Uptown Downstairs Abbey?  Compton Abbey?  Coronation of Their Majesties King Edward VII and Queen Alexandra: Procession from the Abbey?  Coronation of Their Majesties King Edward VII and Queen Alexandra: Procession to the Abbey?  Darren & Abbey?  Departure from the Abbey of the King and Queen?  Donavon Frankenreiter: The Abbey Road Sessions?  Downton Abbey?  Downton Abbey at 54 Below: Season 4, Episode 1 Sneak Peak?  Downton Abbey Revisited?  Downton Abbey Season 4 Promo?  Downton Abbey: Behind the Drama?  Downton Abbey: Laura Linney and PBS Sued by Janie Haddad Tompkins?  Downton Abbey: Laura Linney Replaces Janie Haddad Tompkins?  Edward Abbey: A Voice in the Wilderness?  Endangered Species: Tony Ashton & Friends Live at the Abbey Road?  Great Gardens: The Abbey Garden, Tresco, Isles of Scilly?  Great Women Singers of the 20th Century: Abbey Lincoln?  I'm Downton Abbey with That!?  Janice & Abbey?  King's Return from the Abbey?  Live from Abbey Road?  Live from Abbey Road Classics?  Look at Life: The Abbey Backstage?  Murder in the Abbey?  Nabbey Family Beach Vacation?  Nimrod Visits Downton Abbey?  Northanger Abbey?  Prince and Princess of Wales Leaving Abbey?  Snore (Downton Abbey)?  Symphonies in Stone: Westminster Abbey?  The Abbey?  The Abbey Grange?  The Abbey of the English?  The Abbey Road Story?  The Abbey Theatre: The First 100 Years?  The Black Monk of Rufford Abbey?  The King and Queen Arriving at Westminster Abbey?  The King and Queen Leaving Westminster Abbey After the Crowning?  The Lost Abbey: None Better?  The Manners of Downton Abbey?  Tim Christensen: From Roskilde to Abbey Road?  Tim Christensen: Live at Abbey Road Studios?  Downton Abbey?  Westminster Abbey?  Westminster Abbey?  What Happens at the Abbey?  Who's Next on Abbey Road?  WW1 Remembered: From the Battlefield & Westminster Abbey? 


...no?  Nothing?  Not even close?  Well, BACK TO THE BEACH THEN!!!!!  I mean, BACK TO THE OLD DRAWING BOARD THEN!!!  Oops, sorry about shouting.  Anyway, it's Brad Pitt's turn to do a space-related movie.  Clooney had Gravity, Damon had The Martian, and now it's his turn.  It's a fanciful story about a son astronaut making up for the sins of the father astronaut.  I think we're still several millenia away from having THOSE kinds of problems, personally, but what do I know?  I thought 2006's Sunshine was a bit too fanciful.  I mean, hell... I've said it before, and I'll say it again.  If we gotta repair the SUN, well... we might as well give it up right now.  Just throw up our hands after having them for dinner... eww!   But whatever.  It's Brad's turn to have his day in the sun, especially when looking through the window of his spaceship.  Lucky bastid.  But what was the name of this fanciful feature in 3D and Real, in participating theatres?  I mean, could it of have been ...ad astra?  Or perhaps it was 199 Lives: The Travis Pastrana Story?  Maybe A fuerza de arrastrarse?  A rastras possibly?  A Soul Astray?  Ad Astra?  Ad astra?  Adam Astra Casting?  Aethere Astra?  Ah Weak & Wide Astray?  All We Sheep Have Gone Astray?  Alto Astral?  Arrastradas?  Astra?  Astra 2000?  Astra Force?  Astra, i heart you?  Astraddle?  Astraea?  Astraea?  Astraea?  Astraea?  Astragal?  Astral?  Astral?  Astral?  Astral?  Astral?  Astral?  Astral Body?  Astral Engagement?  Astral Migrant?  Astral Princess?  Astral Projection?  Astral Projection Can Kill You?  Astral Shit Show?  Astral Trial?  Astralride?  Astrantia?  Astray?  Astray?  Astray?  Astray?  Astray?  Astray?  Astray?  Astray?  Astray?  Astray?  Astray?  Astray?  Astray?  Astray from the Steerage?  Astray in Time?  Bastra Haran?  Brahmastra?  Brahmastra?  Brahmastram?  Canastra Real?  Canastra Suja?  Casa de pe strada noastra?  Castrated Spiders Make Better Fighters?  Castrati?  Castration Training?  Castrato?  Castrato?  Castrato?  Castrato?  Castrato Di Matteo's Audition Tape?  Chattogram Astragar Lunthan?  Chi ha incastrato Elio e le Storie Tese??  Ciudadanos Astrales?  D'Astrain No Cinema - Christmas Special?  Días astrales?  Draupadi Vastraharan?  Draupadi Vastraharan?  Draupadi Vastrapaharanam?  Draupadi Vastrapaharanam?  Draupadi Vastrapaharanam?  Duartë e Pastra (Clean hands)?  El arrastrao?  El castrado?  El paso trascendental del vodevil a la astracanada?  Fmastrandea?  Forced Astray?  Galis: The Journey to Astra?  Gastral Colony?  Gone Astray?  Gupt Shastra?  How to Astral Project?  How to Build an O Gauge Train Layout Beginner & Advanced: Using Lionel FasTrack?  I parastratimeni?  Il cappotto di Astrakan?  Il giudice Mastrangelo?  Intense Surgical Castration?  Jezus van de Javastraat?  Júlia Pastrana?  Kaam Shastra?  Kapitalism - Reteta noastra secreta?  Kastraten und Männer?  Kastrats Kuilis?  Kato apo t' astra?  Kidô senshi Gundam Seed MSV Astray?  Kosenie jastrabej lúky?  L'astragale?  La castración?  La figliastra (Storia di corna e di passione)?  La leyenda de Balthasar el Castrado?  La madrastra?  La madrastra?  La madrastra?  La madrastra?  La madrastra?  Lager SSadis Kastrat Kommandantur?  Lastrain?  Le Maréchal et l'Astragale?  Lead Me Astray?  Leading Lizzie Astray?  Led Astray?  Led Astray?  Left Astray?  Left Behind or Led Astray?: Examining the Origins of the Secret Pre-Tribulation Rapture?  Live on: The Astray Message?  Mana mou, parastratisa?  Mastram?  Nastradin Hodzha i Hitar Petar?  Natyashastra?  Nike, Sake, Sheep Astray?  Nishi no yoki majo: Astraea testament?  Nurses Emma and Sasha Will Happily Castrate You?  Nurses Jade and Brooklyn Will Happily Castrate You?  O Astrapogiannos?  O stratis parastratise?  Oi gynaikes sti glastra?  On Pace with Pastrana?  Pastrami?  Pastrami on Rye?  Pasupathastram?  Paulie Pastrami: King of Illegal Meats?  Phobia: Astraphobia?  Plastragraphic?  Prem Shastra?  Prem Shastra?  Quest for the Astral Eye?  Ram Shastra?  Risorse astratte?  Rivertown Film Society-Meet Producer Joshua Astrachan?  Sangam Shastra?  Sastra?  Sastrafi?  Sex, Pain and Murder, Episode Two: Castration Elation?  Shastra?  Shastra Kannada?  Sub cupola albastra?  Sub fereastra mare, loc de inchinare?  Super Xuxa Contra o Baixo Astral?  Surgical Scrubs Pre Castration Ejaculation?  Tahira: Echoes of the Astral Empire?  Tesicles Isolated for Chemical Castration?  The Astral Factor?  The Astral Plane?  The Astral Woman?  The Astray?  The Beard Just Got Two Inches Longer: CNN Begs Men to Castrate Their Facial Hair?  The Last Castrato?  The Weak and Wide Astray?  To parastratima mias athoas?  Toata lumea din familia noastra?  Travis Pastrana's Baja Diaries?  Universal Ike Goes Astray?  Vaastu Shastra?  Viva Castrama?  Zefirino: The Voice of a Castrato? 

...no?  Not even close?  Well, BACK TO THE STREETS OF SAN FRANCISCO THEN!!!!!  I mean, BACK TO THE OLD DRAWING BOARD THEN!!!  Oops, sorry about shouting.  aND fINALLY... I mean, and finally... gAWD, I hate that... it's Sylvester Stallone's latest.  I mean, let's face it.  His kids aren't bringing in the ticket sales like he always could.  Guy's gotta hold off going to the rampant AARP meetings and what not.  But what's this latest venture called again?  Rocky 12?  Expendables 7?  Death Race 3000?  The Specialist 2?  Great shower scene!
Maybe I'm going about this all wrong here.  Maybe it was a specific person.  I mean, could it have been Manuel Rambout Barcelos?  Carambola perhaps?  No?  Well, how about Carambolage?  David Catrambone?  Dominic Catrambone?  Framboise Dupin?  Kevin 'Rambo' Fitzgerald?  Adriana Garambone?  Framboise Gommendy?  Antonio Grambone?  Krista Grambow?  Vojislav Jovanovic-Marambo?  Rambo Kowalsky?  Alex Laframboise?  Rambod Lotfi?  Framboise Maréchal?  Framboise Maréchal?  Manolo Carambolas?  P.O. Prambo?  B.J. Rambo?  Bubba Dean Rambo?  Dack Rambo?  Dan Rambo?  Dirk Rambo?  T. Mychael Rambo?  Steve Rambo?  Stuart Alan Rambo?  T. Mychael Rambo?  Yvette Rambo?  Dick Rambone?  Mathilda Rambone?  Jens Ramborg?  Joel Rambouts?  Sylviane Ramboux?  Natacha Rambova?  Eve Ramboz?  T. Mychael Rambo?  Ilse Strambowski?  Gianluca Tramboni?  Rambo von Dunkelbarger?  Rambo Amadeus?  Françoise Rambot?  Rambo Raj Kumar?  David 'Rambo' Smith?  Framboise Thouary?  Cheryl Gay Rambo?  Vana Rambota?  Bobby Rambo?  Dick Rambone?  Tom Trambow?  Scarambone?  Hana Rambova?  Ekkehard Rambow?  Rodolfo Resch Rambo?  Ricardo Ramborje?  Amy Rambow?  Paul A. Rambow?  Rambo?  Gitte Rambow?  Rambo Kranebitter?  Reba Rambo-McGuire?  Stefan Rambousek?  Chantal Laframboise?  Valérie Frambourg?  Irene Rambota?  Luis Ramírez Rambo?  Joe Garambone?  Giovanni Catrambone?  David Rambo?  Karl Laframboise?  Adam LaFramboise?  Angela Rambourg?  Blair Laframboise?  Charles Ramboldt?  Kevin 'Rambo' Lambert?  Douglas Rambo?  Emilie Ramboux?  Rambo?  Nirmala Rambocus?  Christophe Ramboz?  Frambo?  Kohtee Aramboy?  Antonin Rambousek?  Rambo Chin?  Charles Rambow?  Benoit Rambourg?  Reba Rambo-McGuire?  Ana Harambouren?  Dottie Rambo?  Destiny Rambo McGuire?  Benoit Rambourg?  Rambod Javan?  Ana Haramboure?  Chris Rambo?  Buck Rambo?  Mylène Laframboise?  Ken Rambo?  Tony Rambo?  Grégory Frambourg?  Tommy Rambo?  Kerri Rambow?  Arturo Enríquez Rambo?  O. Rambousek?  Miguel Rambo Durão?  Katja Trambow?  'Rambo' András Ódor?  Kathy Catrambone?  John Rambo?  Georges Warambourg?  David Rambo?  Rambo?  Max Grambow?  Rambo Mendoza?  Rambo Dizon?  Phil Rambow?  Justin Rambow?  Rambo Lai?  Lucy Rambo?  Rambo Gomez Pettigue?  Daniel Alvarez Rambo?  Coco Framboise?  Framboise Morhaim?  Lucy Rambo?  Kohtee Aramboy?  T.B. Rambo?  John 'Rambo' Stevens?  Framboise?  Marilyn Laframboise?  Juree Rambo?  Karen Rambo?  Jessica Rambo?  Ken-Yon Rambo?  Brandon Rambo Mendoza?  Åshild Ariane Ramborg?  Bozena Trambowicz?  Brian Rambonga?  Lena Catrambone?  Din Beramboi?  Cassiano Scarambone?  Tomas Rambo?  Thomas Rambo?  Thomas B. Rambo?  J. Rambousek?  Catherine Rambourg?  Dramane Sarambounou?  John Rambo?  Summer Rambo?  Rambod Derakhshani?  Robin Laframboise?  Rodney Rambo?  Anna Rambow?  Benoit Rambourg?  Erik Rambo?  Liliane Nérambourg?  Dana Catrambone?  Rambo Snyder?  Sandra Trambouze?  Max Rambow?  Rambo?  Suse Brambosch?  Jay Laframboise?  Kohtee Aramboy?  Rambo Vlistoberg?  Sylva Trambová?  Hume Rambo?  Munde Mirambo?  Rambo Synder?  Rambo Adams?  Scott Rambo?  Zuzana Rambousková?  Brad Rambo?  Nasser Karambou?  Sylvianne Ramboux-Ysaye?  Jessica Rambo?  Rambod Javan?  Ali Sarambounou?  Ron Rambo?  Rambod Javan?  Jeny Rambo?  Kohtee Aramboy?  Kohtee Aramboy?  Adam LaFramboise? 

...no?  Not even close?  Well, BACK TO THE CUL-DE-SAC THEN!!!!!  I mean, BACK TO THE OLD DRAWING BOARD THEN!!!  Oops, sorry about shouting.  Whelp, that's about all the damage I can do right now for this segment.  Back to wreak some more havoc on my family instead.  Pray for me!