Auteur Watch - Joe James

A seemingly ordinary name for a quite extraordinary individual.  I have to like him now because he has an uncredited role in Barton Fink... but otherwise, I can't say I've seen him in anything.  I don't remember him as the shooter in Malcolm X, or as the Bellboy in A Kiss Before Dying... man!  Lots of "uncredited"s on his resumé!  And apparently, lots of voice work.  I mean, he's a good looking guy; why not get his ass in front of the damn camera?  Well, after 15 odd years or so kicking around this cockamamie business, and his big chance finally came.  His lifelong ambition of playing Arthur Ashe was finally fulfilled with Arthur! A Celebration of Life.  But who to get to direct this ambitious project?  Ang Lee?  Paul Haggis?  Bennett Miller?  Well, unfortunately, they were all busy, but you know what?  Joe himself has kicked around long enough.  Why not the pressure of two full-time jobs on this one?  Well, seems like a good enough idea at first... until it isn't.  I mean, remember that one season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" where Larry David thought it would be a good idea to have Cheryl play a part?
Okay, so the critics didn't celebrate as much.  But whatever.  Back to work doing uncredited roles in various things, everything from American Gangster to an episode of "30 Rock."  And so, another 15 years goes right by, whoosh, the snap of a finger... boy!  We must be having fun because time is a'flyin'!  Dayamn.  Fifteen years of shoveling coal in the acting mines and... time to direct something else.  For Mr. James, that something else is a video short called "May December" and... ooh!  An 11 million number!  Where does the time go?  Of course, the IMDb will only use even numbers now for titles, God knows why.  Maybe it's a superstition thing, who knows.

(10:54pm) - Ooh!  Just finished.  Well, the odds seem to end at about 2404811, or a short called You Got the Crazy.  A fitting title to decide that from now on, it's only even numbers for IMDb titles.

Anything You Want, Matt Gaetz!

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(after nap) I'm back!  Still damn logey, though.  Anyway, we got three debuts to march through.  The first one is like... well, anything with a hard and fast deadline.  This one has to do with an app with great predictive power.  Great.  Like insurance companies don't have enough money already.  Well, the star of this vehicle ain't the new Jennifer Lawrence yet, but... damn close, though!  Damn close.  She's just one Hunger Games or X-Men franchise away from being so.  So, what's the name of this hot young debut that dares take on the Jason Statham Crank franchise?  I mean, is it 100 Jahre - Der Countdown?  No?  Too German?  Well, how about 1987 Power Hits: New Year's Eve Countdown?  2012: Countdown to the Future maybe?  30 Minutes to Midnight: Spike's Countdown to Rock Band 2 perhaps?  8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown?  90's Countdown?  A Tribute to Countdown: 3000 and Counting?  Aeon - Countdown im All?  Alien Fury: Countdown to Invasion?  All-Star Olympic Salute: Countdown to Salt Lake City?  American Country Countdown Awards?  American Country Countdown Awards?  American Country Countdown Top 10 Stories of 2015?  Astronaut Pam: Countdown to Commander?  Back to School Video Countdown?  Bananaman no Ketsudan Made no Countdown?  Barney: Top 20 Countdown?  Beach Town Countdown?  Berlin Festival GmbH: Festival Countdown Viral?  BET.com Countdown?  BET's Top 25 Countdown?  Beyoncé: Countdown?  Big Countdown! Mystery?  Bikini Babes Countdown?  Buff Brides: Countdown to Gown Workout?  Calendar Countdown?  California Summer Countdown?  Callanetics Countdown?  Canada's New Year's Eve: Countdown to 2017?  Canada's New Year's Eve: Countdown to 2018?  Carla and Lisa's Countdown?  Castaway Countdown TRL?  CBS and VH1 Grammy Countdown?  Celebrity Countdown?  Cheers to '07 Countdown: The GMA New Year Countdown Special?  Chevrolet Top 20 Countdown?  Chevy Cross Canada Countdown?  Chevy Cross Canada Countdown?  CMT 2000 Countdown?  CMT Hot 20 Countdown?  CMT Star: Filthy Rich Countdown?  CNN YouTube Debate Countdown?  Combat Countdown?  Countdown - Die Jagd beginnt?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  CountDown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown (A Short Film)?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown?  Countdown 100: Greatest Achievements of the 20th Century?  Countdown 2 Zero?  Countdown Begins?  Countdown Continued?  Countdown DK?  Countdown Game?  Countdown Grand Prix?  Countdown Grand Prix 1998?  Countdown Grand Prix 1999?  Countdown Grand Prix 2000?  Countdown Grand Prix 2001?  Countdown Grand Prix 2002?  Countdown Grand Prix 2003?  Countdown Initiated?  Countdown Korea?  Countdown Los Angeles?  Countdown Masters?  Countdown Revolution?  Countdown Spectacular?  Countdown Spectacular 2?  Countdown to 111 Hits?  Countdown to Affliction: Trilogy?  Countdown to Anastasia?  Countdown to Apocalypse?  Countdown to Armageddon?  Countdown to Canelo vs GGG 2?  Countdown to Canelo vs GGG 2?  Countdown to Carmageddon: The 405 Closure?  Countdown to Catastrophe: Mega Quake?  Countdown to Christmas?  Countdown to Collision?  Countdown to Danger?  Countdown to Destiny?  Countdown to Doomsday?  Countdown to Doomsday?  Countdown to Eternity?  Countdown to Freedom: 10 Days That Changed South Africa?  Countdown to Golovkin vs. Brook?  Countdown to Ground Zero?  Countdown to Halo 3 Live?  Countdown to Kid's Day?  Countdown to Lenny's Big Break?  Countdown to Life: The Extraordinary Making of You?  Countdown to London?  Countdown to Looking Glass?  Countdown to Mars?  Countdown to Midnight?  Countdown to Midnight: Take That and Guests Live at the O2?  Countdown to Murder?  Countdown to Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County?  Countdown to Ortiz v Sonnen?  Countdown to Praise?  Countdown to Puppy Bowl?  Countdown to the American Music Awards?  The Claman Countdown?  Countdown to the Eclipse?  Countdown to the Emmys?  Countdown to the Emmys: Red Carpet Live?  Countdown to the Grammys?  Countdown to the Hollywood Film Awards?  Countdown to the Oscars 2004?  Countdown to the Oscars: 15 Movies That Changed American Cinema?  Countdown to the Red Carpet: 2006 Academy Awards?  Countdown to the Rolling Stones?  Countdown to Tomorrow?  Countdown to Tyson-Spinks?  Countdown to UFC?  Countdown to War?  Countdown to Wednesday?  Countdown to WFA: King of the Streets?  Countdown to Xbox 360?  Countdown to Zero?  Countdown Vampires?  Countdown w/ Keith Olbermann?  Countdown: Championship of Champions?  Countdown: Do Yourself a Favour?  Countdown: Jerusalem?  Countdown: One Last Consonant Please, Carol?  Dance God Vs. SAHS Dance Team: The Final Countdown?  Danger Dolan Countdown?  Demented Top 20 Video Countdown?  Der Countdown läuft?  der große red. Oscarcountdown 2018?  Donna Downtown and the Midnight Countdown?  Election 2007: Countdown to a Letdown?  Elmo's Christmas Countdown?  Eminem: The Final Countdown?  ESC Countdown?  ESPN NBA Countdown?  Europe, the Final Countdown 30th Anniversary Show: Live at the Roundhouse?  Europe: Final Countdown Tour - Live in Sweden 1986?  Europe: The Final Countdown?  Europe: The Final Countdown 2000?  Eurovision Countdown 2009?  Excuse Me! A Cougar Countdown: Vickie Guerrero?  Face Off Top 20 Countdown Judges' Favorites?  Fox Family Countdown?  Fox Family High School Countdown?  Funniest Commercials: Summer Countdown?  Fuse Top 20 Countdown?  Game Show Countdown: Top 10 Hosts?  GRAMMY Nominations Concert Live: Countdown to Music's Biggest Night?  Greatest Animal Commercials Countdown?  Greatest Holiday Commercials Countdown?  Greatest Holiday Moments: TV & Film Countdown?  GTTV Presents Halo 3: ODST Countdown to Launch?  GTTV Presents: Gears of War 3: Countdown to Launch?  GTTV Presents: Halo Reach Countdown to Launch?  "The Dark Other" Halloween Countdown?  Heroes: Countdown to the Premiere?  Hot 50 of 2010 Countdown?  Ignition Buzz TV Countdown?  Ike: Countdown to D-Day?  Iron Chef America Countdown?  Jack and Holly's Christmas Countdown?  Jack Hanna's Wild Countdown?  Japan Countdown?  Jenius - Countdown in the Riddle?  JENNi20 Countdown?  Jerusalem Countdown?  Jesus: Countdown to Calvary?  Jobsite: Concrete Countdown?  Jyrki Countdown?  Kids Choice Awards Countdown?  Lethal Vengeance 3: Countdown Chaos?  Lil Kim: Countdown to Lockdown?  Lindsey Buckingham: Countdown?  Living and Working in Space: The Countdown Has Begun?  Losing Lennon: Countdown to Murder?  M Countdown?  M Countdown America Live!?  M:I-3 Countdown Begins?  M3 Countdown?  Max Steel: Countdown?  Megadeth: Countdown to Extinction - Live?  Meitantei Conan: Tengoku no countdown?  Mike Tyson's Countdown to Glory 19?  Miss America: Countdown to the Crown?  Monday Night Countdown?  Mr Countdown: A Tribute to Richard Whiteley?  MTV CHI Top Ten Chi Countdown?  MTV US Top 20 Countdown?  Much Countdown?  MXG Beach Countdown?  NASCAR Countdown?  NASCAR Countdown to All-Star?  New Year's Countdown?  Nick Hewer: Countdown to Freetown?  No. 1 Countdown?  No. 1 Countdown: Rock?  Nordic Music Awards - Countdown?  Nordic Music Awards 05 - Countdown?  Notarized: Year End Video Countdown?  Notarized: Year End Video Countdown?  Notarized: Year End Video Countdown?  Opdenhövels Countdown?  Oscar Countdown 2005?  Oscar Countdown 2006?  Pochers WM-Countdown?  Presidential Countdown?  Pride Critical Countdown?  Pride Critical Countdown 2005?  Pride Critical Countdown Absolute?  Project Mc2 New Years Eve Countdown 2016?  Project MC2: New Year's Eve Countdown?  red. Der Oscar-Countdown?  Richard's Countdown?  Russia 1917: Countdown to Revolution?  Sesame Street Countdown?  Shane's Kindergarten Countdown?  Shark Fights: The Countdown?  Shawn's Final Countdown?  Silvester Countdown?  Skywire: Countdown to the Canyon?  Sonnen vs. Silva Countdown to Bellator NYC?  Space Top 10 Countdown?  Sunday NFL Countdown?  Super Bowl's Greatest Commercials: Top 40 Countdown?  Teen Idol Countdown?  Tenebra: Countdown?  The 43rd Annual CMA Awards Countdown to Country Music's Biggest Night?  The Alberta 100: A Centennial Countdown?  The Best of Country '92: Countdown at the Neon Armadillo?  The Countdown?  The Countdown?  The Countdown?  The Countdown?  The Countdown?  The Countdown?  The Countdown?  The Countdown?  The Countdown?  The Countdown Killers?  The Countdown on Reelz?  The Countdown-A Visszaszámlálás?  The Final Countdown?  The Final Countdown?  The Final Countdown?  The Grammy Nominations Concert Live: Countdown to Music's Biggest Night?  The GRAMMY Nominations Concert Live! - Countdown to Music's Biggest Night?  The Grammy Nominations Concert Live!: Countdown to Music's Biggest Night?  The IMDb Countdown?  The Mia Countdown?  The Million Dollar Countdown?  The World's Best New Year's Eve Party Countdown?  This Is Sportscenter Top 50 Countdown?  Toonami: Countdown?  Top 20 Countdown: Most Shocking?  Top 20 Country Countdown?  Trailer Park Boys: Countdown to Liquor Day?  TV Guide Academy Awards Red Carpet Countdown?  TV Guide Countdown to the Academy Awards?  TV Guide Countdown to the Academy Awards?  TV Guide Countdown to the Academy Awards?  TV Guide Countdown to the Emmys?  TV Guide Countdown to the Golden Globes?  TV Guide Countdown to the Golden Globes?  TV Guide Countdown to the Screen Actors Guild Awards?  TV's Hottest Commercials Countdown?  UFC 57 Countdown: Liddell vs. Couture 3?  UFC 63 Countdown?  UFC 64 Countdown?  UFC 65 Countdown?  UFC 66 Countdown?  UFC 67 Countdown?  UFC 68 Countdown?  UFC 69 Countdown?  UFC 70 Countdown?  UFC 71 Countdown?  UFC 72 Countdown?  UFC 73 Countdown?  UFC 74 Countdown?  UFC 75 Countdown: Jackson vs. Henderson?  UFC 76 Countdown?  UFC 78 Countdown?  UFC 80 Countdown: Penn vs. Stevenson?  UFC 82 Countdown?  UFC Countdown?  Ultimate Countdown?  Ultimate Hollywood Countdown?  Vargas vs. Mayorga: Countdown to the Brawl?  VeggieTales: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown?  Venus Gold: Countdown 2010?  VH-1 Top Ten Countdown?  VH1 Top 20 Video Countdown?  Wedding Cake Countdown with Drew and Linda?  WWE Countdown?  Xbox One: Day One Countdown?  Ypotron - Final Countdown? 

...no?  Not even close?  Well, then I guess it's BACK TO THE FLOOR THEN!!!!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD THEN... oops, sorry about shouting.  I tend to do that on Sundays.  Meanwhile, our second debut is the type of thing that what's his face might do, if he were interested in a different set of ethnic politics.  Sounds like one of his "day in the life of a cop-ovich" type deals, only more depressing.  It's certainly keeping up with the latest technology, even if the emotional conflict is as old as Serpico and beyond.  But what do I ask the man at the ticket counter for when I go up there?  Something to do with a color... no, two colors, happens when you get hit and there's a big, ugly bruise you try to hide... I mean, is it A Rhapsody in Black and Blue?  No?  Well, how about Black and Blue - Zane?  Black and Blue maybe?  Or was it Black and Blue?  Black and Blue perhaps?  Black and Blue much?  Black and Blue lately?  Black and Blue and red all over :) (: ?  Maybe Black and Blue?  Black and Blue?  Black and Blue?  Black and Blue?  Black and Blue?  Black and Blue?  Black and Blue?  Black and Blue?  Black and Blue?  Black and Blue?  Black and Blue Eyes?  "Black and Blue" Glorious Miles?  "Black and Blue" High Kampf?  "Black and Blue" Rust?  "Black and Blue" Secrets?  "Black and Blue" Soap Opera in Stockwell?  "Black and Blue" The Middle-of-the-Road Roadshow for All the Family?  Black and Blue, For You?  Black and Blue: Legends of the Hip-Hop Cop?  "Blue Bloods" Black and Blue?  "Crown Court" Black and Blue: Part 1?  "Doctors" Black and Blue?  "Doctors" Black and Blue?  "Dragon Ball" Blue, Black and Blue?  "Great Performances" Black and Blue?  "Guy's Big Bite" Black and Blue Burger?  "Homicide: Life on the Street" Black and Blue?  "Island Hunters" Black and Bluefields?  "iZombie" Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues?  "Marketplace" Grey, Black and Blue?  "Mister Roberts" Black and Blue Market?  "Murder in the First" Black and Blue?  "Rebus" Black and Blue?  "Screen One" Black and Blue?  "Screenplay" The Black and Blue Lamp?  "Silk Stalkings" Black and Blue?  Something Old, Something New, Someone Who's Going to Be Black and Blue?  "St. Elsewhere" Red, White, Black and Blue?  "Starsky and Hutch" Black and Blue?  "The Bill" Black and Blue?  "The Doctors" Black and Blue Body Problems: Bruises, Bulging Veins; Belly Blackheads; Health Clues in Your Pupils; Lightening Dark Eyelids?  "The Real Housewives of Dallas" Black and Blues?  "The Wacky World of Tex Avery" Silence of the Lames/Aloha Oy!/Black and Blue Belt?  "Third Watch" Black and Blue?  Tracy Morgan: Black and Blue?  "Vice" Black and Blue/Our Bionic Future?  Wipeout: Black and Blue Crew?  "World in Action" Black and Blue?  World of Black and Blue? 

...no?  Nothing?  Not even close?  Well, then I guess it's BACK TO THE KITCHEN THEN!!!!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD THEN... oops, sorry about shouting.  Hey, I didn't say anything about being barefoot and pregnant!  Incidentally, what's the deal with that?  All these conservative husbands talk about how a wife needs to be pregnant and barefoot in the kitchen... sounds too much like a Hippie to me!  And finally, it's a small picture in between Doctor Strange sequels.  You know, a little something to keep the craft of acting superstar interesting.  Let's say it's like what Seabiscuit was to horse racing, this one is for the "race" of sorts to create, expand and maintain the first electrical grid.  Waged between Thomas Edison and C.B.S. Westinghouse, rife with period costumes and period CGI effects, cutting corners everywhere.  But I don't know!  Premiering at #9 in the Top 10... could be good come Oscar time, but now that the Oscars (TM) (R) (C) are trying to give more awards to the blockbusters, now that Spielberg's not directing as many of them, well... does it stand a chance?  And will it even BE at my local multi-plex?  What do I ask for?  It involves a pun on electricity... I mean, is it #Currently?  No?  Well, how about #MyCurrentSituation: Atlanta?  Oh, these pound signs in movie titles will be the downfall of cinema.  Mark my blog.  Maybe it was A Current Affair?  Love that show.  Love that logo sound effect... nah, that couldn't be it.  Well, how about A Current Affair?  Maybe A Current Affair?  A Current Affair perhaps?  Perhaps A Current Affair maybe?  No?  Well, how about A Petal on the Current perhaps?  Ooh!  Something different finally?  Well, how about Against the Current?  Against the Current?  Against the Current?  Akintiya karsi: Against the Current?  Ako ang simula: The ABS-CBN News and Current Affairs Yearend Special?  Alternate Currents?  Alternating Current?  Bloody Current Exchange?  Boats Against the Current?  Candice is Currently Online?  Changing Currents: Protecting North America's Rivers?  Concurrent Woes?  Countercurrent?  Crimson Currents?  Cross Currents?  Cross Currents?  Cross Currents?  Cross Currents: Journey to Asian Environments?  Crosscurrent?  Crosscurrent?  Crosscurrent?  Crossed Currents?  Current?  Current?  Current?  Current?  Current Affairs?  Current Air Fall Winter 2018: BTS?  Current Air Fall Winter 2018: Part 1?  Current Air Spring Summer 2018: Part 1?  Current Air Spring Summer 2018: Part 2?  Current Air Spring Summer 2018: Part 3?  Current Buzz?  Current Cuisine?  Current Dilemma?  Current History?  Current Hottie?  Current Inside Copy: Space Quest - Behind Closed Doors?  Current of the Creek?  Current Popular News Story?  Current Quickies?  Current Release?  Current Situation?  Current Theega?  Current Tonight?  Currently Adopted?  Currently Cool?  Currently Untitled?  Currents?  Currents?  Currents?  Currents?  Currents from Cuba?  CurrentUn?  Currentzis: The Classical Rebel?  Dark Currents?  Deadly Currents?  Deep Currents: Making 'A River Runs Through It'?  Elektricheskiy tok?  Fighting the Current: Salmon as a Symbol in the Pacific Northwest?  Formerly Teen, Currently Twenty Something Mom?  Google Current?  HealthCurrents?  In Current Season?  Lost to the Current?  Paranoia, sueños recurrentes?  Recurrent?  Recurrente?  Red Cross Currents?  Relatively Current News?  Small Currents?  South Africa: Clash of Currents?  Spike Milligan: A Series of Unrelated Incidents at Current Market Value?  Swift Current?  Swift Current?  The 'Nazi Next Door' Stuff Is Part of the Current Moral Panic Mass Hysteria?  The Current?  The Current?  The Current?  The Current: Explore the Healing Powers of the Ocean?  The Current?  The Current Beneath?  The Current: Explore the Healing Powers of the Ocean?  The Current: The Story of George Stinney, Jr?  The Fisher: Undercurrent?  The Occurrent?  The Undercurrent?  The Vitagraph Monthly of Current Events?  The Vitagraph Monthly of Current Events?  The Webseries Currently Known as Prince?  The Women of Silverlake Discuss Current Events?  Traditionalism will Likely Win the Current Cultural Shift I: Growth and Decline?  Un sueño recurrente?  Undercurrent?  Undercurrent?  Undercurrent?  Undercurrent?  Undercurrent?  Undercurrent?  Undercurrent?  Undercurrent?  Undercurrents?  Universal Current Events, No. 31?  Universal Current Events, No. 49?  Universal Current Events, No. 8?  User Is Currently Unavailable?  WashMachine Video Current?  Yahoo Current Driver?  Yahoo Current Traveler?  You Are Currently a Ghost? 

...no?  Nothing?  Not even close?  Well, then I guess it's BACK TO THE KITCHEN THEN!!!!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD THEN... oops, sorry about shouting.  I gotta go rest my vocal chords now with some nice lemon tea and honey.  Works every time.

Rush To Judgment

Calculus is the mathematics of physics.  Statistics is the math of organizing new knowledge.  Economics is called the dismal science, probably because it's man's awkward attempt to reconcile the perfect world of mathematics, with the very imperfect world of human decision-making.  Economics uses the example of a pizza shop to explain the world, and mathematical curves like parabolas to explain the concept of scarcity: as the scarcity of gasoline increases, for example, the price per gallon approaches infinity and we're therefore forced to seek alternative energy sources.
Which brings us to Mary Ann Bernard's latest editorial effort called The Laundromat, and um... did I watch the same movie here?  My partner in crime was reading reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.  Universal condemnation.  Two stars from Roger Ebert.  Okay, so Meryl Streep's probably not going to get a nomination this year.  Gary Oldman's accent was terrible.  Fine production values, but nothing made sense.  A fine story, and the cast and crew shot for the moon, but to no avail.  The only other time I can think of is when Siskel and Ebert said Six Degrees of Separation was too confusing... I'm an old guy, you see.  They in particular cited how the couple recited the story to the police, and it developed a rhythm of its own in the process.  If you watch the whole movie, you're able to follow along.  Sometimes I feel like asking one of these critics... now, did you see the whole movie or just the trailer?
I should probably stick to the plot for now.  Clearly I've been avoiding the news cycle for the last ten years or so, because I'm just finding out about the "Panama Papers" and the Stratton-Oakmont-esque law firm called Mossack Fonseca.  Apparently, it's all part of the formerly great Julian Assange leveling of the world's playing field from the hacker's digital level.  Somehow, the hack of Sony just isn't as juicy yet!  Some awkwardness for Angelina and Adam Sandler in the Sony boardroom, but that's it.  But just as the plainly-titled The Insider peeled back the layers on what we all already suspected about cigarettes, so too does The Laundromat peel back the layers on the lawyers that protect the rich.  If I remember correctly, Gary Oldman's character helpfully informs us that there are about 15 million millionaires in the world, and about 1,500 billionaires.  And as of this writing, someone's already toppled Jeff Bezos as #1!  But given my current state of lower middle-class ennui, I didn't even bother to take the bait to find out who.  Too depressing.  Maybe Bill Gates just outmaneuvered Bezos a little bit in his stocks or something.
But I am a big-time sucker for those little pearls of dialogue, and this film's got quite a few.  Even some ammunition for my Atheist friends, who continue to gain infrastructural confidence as the years since the year 2000 go by.  "The meek shall inherit the earth" is a particular target here.  I believe it is Antonio Banderas' character who says "Maybe the meek just need a better lawyer."  Once again, Sting was ahead of his time and we all just didn't know it.
SPOILER ALERT - But perhaps it's a problem of advertising.  The Netflix (TM) (R) (C) plot description says that 21 people end up dead, but if you watch the film you'll find that it's more of an act of nature, and a rather mild one at that.  But that's how it goes sometimes.  There's also another act of nature that forces the two lawyers to scramble, and it just might leave you wanting to read the book that the film's based on.  I mean, did it really go down that way?  It's like the fifth season of "Homeland" where one single act of hacking leads to... well, I won't spoil that one, but needles to say it leads to rather repercussive consequences... but that's Blogger for you.  That's what I get for not using Grammerlee - I get a red underline for "repercussive" but not for "needles."
And perhaps the film wanders too much, but hey, isn't that part of the joy of cinema?  I mean, Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 3 had a lot of problems, but the scene where what's his face makes dinner for Kirsten Dunst wasn't one for me.  For some of the professional critics, sure.  But back to the wanderings of The Laundromat.  Take, for example, the "for example" story of Charles, a rich dude with unfortunate, um... hobbies!  Let's just say, hobbies.  Actually, they're tame compared to some of the things I've seen on "Ray Donovan," for example.  Charles is a client of Mossack Fonseca, and we're treated to an example of a lawyer for the rich at work.  More musings from Antonio Banderas: Fonseca originally started out thinking he could save the world... well, what the heck.  One of the benefits of having a Netflix (TM) account.  I'll include the text of his speech:

Saving the world, as it turns out, is very hard.  Long hours, bad pay, and perhaps the world does not want to be saved.  Inside all of us there are packs of wolves and flocks of sheep roaming through our thoughts.  We want to be fair, and yet, we want to win.  We want to be righteous, but we want to get ahead.  Such is our struggle.  And some point, you decide it might just be easier to save yourself!

Sure, maybe his struggle between choosing good and evil probably didn't take as long as he thought, but whatever.  He was briefly a lawyer at the United Nations.  Oldman's lawyer has a similar self-realization that he no longer wanted to be just another sheep in the lawyer barnyard.  Benjamin Franklin's quote about democracy being two wolves and one sheep deciding what to have for dinner probably comes to mind.  Or perhaps the old Cherokee legend about which wolf to feed... too cliché?
As of this writing, the IMDb Plot Description of The Laundromat compares the film to The Big Short, the 2015 classic about some of the inner workings behind the big financial crash of 2008.  For whatever reason, God bless 'em, 2011's "Too Big to Fail" went by like a blur.  The Laundromat is certainly gimmicky, but Soderbergh is somehow much more restrained with his gimmicks.  And I do gotta say, my HDTV just keeps growing on me.  Somehow it's not kind to the old films, but the graphics of the designs of American currency, for example, are very crisp... except for those occasional moments when Netflix (C) is buffering, or semi-buffering, whatever.  No cameo from Margot Robbie here, but there is a Saturday Night Live reunion of sorts here, involving Will Forté and Chris Parnell... they were on at the same time, right? 
But as long as we're wrapping up with Comparative Cinema 101, the ending did remind me a bit of the ending of Casino, just not as violent.  But speaking of violence, maybe I'm just getting squeamish, but I could've done without the part about Chinese organ harvesting.  It's not like Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, I'm just sayin'.  And structurally, the film is similar to his 2009 effort, The Informant!  But that was probably a better movie, because the stakes weren't as high, and Matt Damon took a bit of a risk with his character.
Ultimately, the target is us, and our twisted way of life here in America.  We want to live like Charles in the giant mansion, but we don't want the consequences, especially not the taxes.  More specifically, the target is campaign finance reform, which our senators and representatives occasionally pay lip service to, but don't actually do anything about.  While the Citizens United decision by the Supreme Court isn't specifically mentioned, it's certainly proof that campaign finance reform is now going the other way!  Money is apparently still considered speech in some quarters.  Also, presidents of unions are now considered targets for political advertisements.  That one should really be stopped.  I guess taxes are more costly to these rich dudes than buying the politicians outright.  But that's one of the other tenets of economics that always sticks in my mind like a sliver: money can always be used to pay someone else to do the jobs or the things that you don't want to do.  Any chance we as a society can work on making the jobs themselves less shitty?

***1/2
-so sayeth The Movie Hooligan

Auteur Watch - Hawthorne James

He's one of those guys with one of those faces.... but, I gotta be honest here.  I don't recall Sam from Speed, or George the Night Guard from Se8en... Se7en.  But whatever.  When they make an all-African American version of The Addams Family, he'll be at the top of the list to play Lurch.  But even a successful actor like Mr. James longs for something better.  Which is why we get 2008's "The Stick Up Kids."  And as with most of these, there are no proper External Reviews.  But there are some External Sites!  Half-way there.  Also, Bruce Willis is in the cast!... oops.  I mean, Bryce Wilson.  Eh, close enough.... ooh!  Robert Miano is in the cast!  Here's his Facebook page; wonder if he's like Richard Portnow and tells corny jokes a lot.  I liked Bob in Thick as Thieves, and of course he brought a special gravitas to Bikini Summer II.
...where was I?  Oh, right.  So there's that 2008 directorial effort.  Then came 2010's Lisa Trotter... and that was it.  Back to acting full time.  See you next week for another Auteur Watch!  Okay, time to check my stats.  They always seem to spike on Sunday for some reason...

Good and Evil in One Sexy Package

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...hey, what am I talking about THAT one for?  Didn't make the top 10, for God's sake!  It's a small pic between Marvel movies.  And I'm with Scorsese and Coppola, by the way.  Spielberg was a little bit kinder about it all, softly suggesting that there's, you know, maybe JUST A FEW TOO MANY of these Superhero movies.  Just a few.  But give Marvel his or her due.  Thanos and the Infinity Stones is a good gimmick.  They're taking the week off, if only because they can.  The rest of us have to keep working.  Take Angelina Jolie, for instance.  Doesn't she have charities to run or something?  But really, what could be more charitable than doing one of your big-time Hollywood spectacles, as David Letterman used to say before he retired and started taking himself way, way too seriously.  Clearly, real tragedy begets fantasy when it comes to the Silver Screen, and maybe the Great White Way to a lesser extent.  But what is the title of this epic sequel, also ashamed of the now dreaded Roman numeral that used to be in the title all the time?  It's an actual word, even though the online dictionary doesn't have it.  I swear!  I looked in the big dictionary, and there it was.  Not the really big, two-volume one that you need a magnifying glass to read.  At my age, I probably do, anyway.  Well, I'm not completely ready to give in just yet.  I squint as I get in close, but I still try.  I can still cut the mustard, you young punks.  I mean, is it A Bicentenary with Bite: Revisiting Dark Age?  No?  Well, how about A Magnificent Gray?  Alvin the Magnificent?  Anburguesas Vicente?  Argentina del Bicentenario. Las voces y los silencios?  Aventura por México, rumbo al bicentenario?  Bardelys the Magnificent?  Bartok the Magnificent?  Beneficent Spider?  Bicentenario, un viaje a caballo por Argentina?  Bicentennial Curious?  Bicentennial Man?  Bicentennial Minutes?  Bicentennial Nigger?  Bob Hope's Bicentennial Star Spangled Spectacular?  Buenos Aires Bicentenario?  Charlie the Magnificent?  Cordelia the Magnificent?  Corrida de Ignacio Sanchez Mejias y Vicente Segura del domingo 13?  CT Fletcher: My Magnificent Obsession?  Defensive Improvised Weapons: The Magnificent Seven?  Defensive Tactics: The Magnificent Seven?  Dial M for Millicent?  Diálogos fundamentales del Bicentenario?  Dinni e la Normalina, ovvero la videopolizia psichiatrica contro i sedicenti gruppi di follia militante?  Don Don the Magnificent?  Don Vicente?  Edmund the Magnificent?  El Hazard: The Magnificent World?  El Hazard: The Magnificent World 2?  El museo de San Vicente de Toledo?  El Vuelo del Poeta: Una Historia Sobre Vicente Huidobro?  Elmer Bernstein and 'The Magnificent Seven'?  Epicenter?  Epicenter?  Epicenter U?  Épicentres?  Epicentro?  Epicentro?  Epicentro 7.3?  Estadio Vicente Calderón. 6 de julio 2005?  Estrellas del Bicentenario?  Everywhere, Vicente?  Gil Vicente e o Seu Teatro?  Gil Vicente: Pois Assi se Fazem as Cousas?  Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast?  Greg the Magnificent?  Guns for Hire: The Making of 'The Magnificent Seven'?  Guns of the Magnificent Seven?  Harry and Paul's Magnificent Sporting Moments?  Hemo the Magnificent?  Henry's Magnificent Palace: An Exclusive Tour of Hampton Court?  Historia de un Bicentenario?  Homenaje a Vicente Escrivá?  Inferno: Swaggerty & Millicent?  Introdução ao Teatro de Gil Vicente?  IPW Magnificent Zeven?  Jake the Magnificent?  Jeremiah Tower: The Last Magnificent?  Kill: The Magnificent Agents!?  La furia de Vicente Fernandez?  Lambkin the Magnificent?  Leapfrog: The Magnificent Museum of Opposite Words?  Licentious?  Licentious?  Lilly the Magnificent?  Lola the Magnificent?  Magnificent?  Magnificent?  Magnificent 7?  Magnificent Adventure?  Magnificent bakya?  Magnificent bandidas?  Magnificent Bandit?  Magnificent Brute?  Magnificent Brute?  Magnificent Convict?  Magnificent Deed?  Magnificent Desolation: Walking on the Moon 3D?  Magnificent Disposable?  Magnificent Doll?  Magnificent Failure?  Magnificent Kaaboom!!!?  Magnificent Kaaboom!!! (Original)?  Magnificent Kaaboom!!!?  Magnificent Kaaboom!!! The Commericals!?  Magnificent Karatista?  Magnificent Max?  Magnificent Monique?  Magnificent Monuments?  Magnificent Obsession?  Magnificent Obsession?  Magnificent Obsession: Frank Lloyd Wright's Buildings and Legacy in Japan?  Magnificent Obsessions?  Magnificent Roughnecks?  Magnificent Seal?  Magnificent Seven?  Magnificent Sword with Beauty?  Magnificent Team?  Magnificent West?  Magnificently Ordinary?  Mainly Millicent?  Marco the Magnificent?  Marty the Magnificent?  Marty's Magnificent Day-Glo Dream-A-Thon?  Medici?  Menasha the Magnificent?  Mi vida... Feliz Bicentenario?  Millicent?  Miss San Diego Bicentenario 2010?  MkL (Magnificent Kaaboom 4)?  Montague the Magnificent?  Morgus the Magnificent?  Ms. Velma's Most Incredibly Magnificent Christmas Week?  Munificently?  Noticentro?  Painéis de São Vicente de Fora - Visão Poética?  Psychology of Conflict: The Magnificent Seven?  Reticent?  Reticent?  Reticent Fantasies?  Return of the Magnificent Seven?  Rio 'The Magnificent'?  San Vicente de Chupaderos?  Sénéchal the Magnificent?  Seven Magnificent Kung Fu Kids?  Seven Tales of 'The Magnificent Seven'?  Sex with Magnificent Kaaboom!!!?  Sir Christopher Frayling on 'The Magnificent Seven'?  So Many, So Magnificent?  Sounds Magnificent?  Süleyman the Magnificent?  Tarzan the Magnificent?  The 2011 Magnificent Mile Lights Festival?  El diablo es magnífico?  The Innocent Maleficent?  The Linen Book: Lost Images from 'The Magnificent Seven'?  The Magnificent?  The Magnificent 3?  The Magnificent Ambersons?  The Magnificent Ambersons?  The Magnificent Brothers?  The Magnificent Charlie Greene?  The Magnificent Cooly-T?  The Magnificent Cuckold?  The Magnificent Danna and Danni?  The Magnificent Dead?  The Magnificent Donut?  The Magnificent Dope?  The Magnificent Duo?  The Magnificent Eleven?  The Magnificent Evans?  The Magnificent Eve?  The Magnificent Eve?  The Magnificent Failure?  The Magnificent Flirt?  The Magnificent Fraud?  The Magnificent Hustle?  The Magnificent Ifugao?  The Magnificent Imagined Life of Sherry Sherman and Her Fantastic Couch?  The Magnificent Kaaboom!!! VHS?  The Magnificent Lie?  The Magnificent Life of Meg?  The Magnificent Lion Boy?  The Magnificent Madame Mortem's Midway of Madness?  The Magnificent Magical Magnet of Santa Mesa?  The Magnificent Major?  The Magnificent Marble Machine?  The Magnificent Matador?  The Magnificent Meddler?  The Magnificent Menagerie of Melvin McMelanie?  The Magnificent Meyersons?  The Magnificent Mile Lights Festival?  The Magnificent Mile Lights Festival?  The Magnificent Mile Lights Festival?  The Magnificent Mile Lights Festival?  The Magnificent Mile Lights Festival?  The Magnificent Molly McBride?  The Magnificent Mr. Chim?  The Magnificent One?  The Magnificent Pigtail Shadow?  The Magnificent Raiders of Dimension War One?  The Magnificent Rebel?  The Magnificent Rogue?  The Magnificent Rogue?  The Magnificent Rogue?  The Magnificent Ruffians?  The Magnificent Ruin?  The Magnificent Seven?  The Magnificent Seven?  The Magnificent Seven?  The Magnificent Seven?  The Magnificent Seven?  The Magnificent Seven Deadly Sins?  The Magnificent Seven Ride!?  The Magnificent Seven: Directing the Seven?  The Magnificent Seven: Gunslingers?  The Magnificent Seven: Magnificent Music?  The Magnificent Seven: Rogue Bogue?  The Magnificent Seven: The Seven?  The Magnificent Seven: The Taking of Rose Creek?  The Magnificent Six?  The Magnificent Six and ½: A Good Deed in Time?  The Magnificent Six and ½: A Lad in the Lamp?  The Magnificent Six and ½: Billy the Kid?  The Magnificent Six and ½: Bob-a-Job?  The Magnificent Six and ½: Five Survive?  The Magnificent Six and ½: Ghosts and Ghoulies?  The Magnificent Six and ½: It's Not Cricket?  The Magnificent Six and ½: Kontiki Kids?  The Magnificent Six and ½: Peewee Had a Little Ape?  The Magnificent Six and ½: Peewee's Pianola?  The Magnificent Six and ½: That's All We Need?  The Magnificent Six and ½: The Astronoughts?  The Magnificent Six and ½: The Magician?  The Magnificent Six and ½: The Ski Wheelers?  The Magnificent Six and ½: Time Flies?  The Magnificent Six and ½: Up for the Cup?  The Magnificent Six and ½: Up the Creek?  The Magnificent Six and ½: When Knights Were Bold?  The Magnificent Story About a Button?  The Magnificent Stuntmen?  The Magnificent Tati?  The Magnificent Tony Carrera?  The Magnificent Trio?  The Magnificent Two?  The Magnificent Yankee?  The Magnificent Yankee?  The Magnificent Zorro?  The Maltese Falcon: One Magnificent Bird?  The Man Who Shook the Hand of Vicente Fernandez?  The Millicents?  The Most Magnificent Thing?  The Reticent Introduction?  The RockTronix - Magnificent Obsession?  The Royal Australian Bicentennial Concert?  The Tsunami Diaries: A Voyage to the Epicenter?  The Vagnificent Seven: A Lesbian Western?  The Vicente Fox Presidential Web Series?  Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines or How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 hours 11 minutes?  Tornado Video Classics II: The Magnificent Puzzle?  U2: Magnificent?  Um Auto de Gil Vicente?  Um Auto de Gil Vicente?  Un día con Vicente Galvez?  Viajes del Bicentenario: Malvinas?  Vicenta?  Vicenta?  Vicente?  Vicente Amigo: Amoralí?  Vicente Aranda: 50 años de cine?  Vicente Cifuentes: Alma Hay?  Vicente Fernandez desde Guadalajara?  Vicente Fernandez; La trayectoria?  Vicente Fernandez: La historia de un Mexicano?  Vicente Ferrer?  Vicente Larrea, escultor?  Vicente Rojo?  William the Magnificent?  Yosemite the Magnificent?  Z Channel: A Magnificent Obsession?

...no?  Not even close?  Well, BACK TO THE MOVIES THEN!!!!  I mean, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD THEN!!!!  Oooooops, sorry about shouting.  I forget myself sometimes.  Meanwhile, the only other debut this week is one of those once-in-a-lifetime movies that was apparently just screaming for a sequel.  Well, the four principals had some time off, so why not?  Emma Stone is the biggest surprise, I guess.  If this film were being made 20 or 30 years ago, her agent would demand star billing and the biggest salary and what not.  Well, it runs in the family.  But this is a zombie picture, after all, and given that there are, as of this writing, six seasons of "Fear the Walking Dead", ten seasons of "The Walking Dead" and now there's going to be a Walking Dead Spin-Off.  Ooh!  It's got an over ten million IMDb number!  Ah, databases.  I'm betting it'll take another 25 years to get to 100 million titles.  Well, there's a lot of episodes of The Tonight Show and what not to get their own entries.  But what is the name of this current sequel?  What do I ask for when I go to the multiplex to pay for the tickets, popcorn, and the air conditioning?  I mean, is it #Zombie?  No?  Well, how about 1.Wiener Bluttheater mit der Zombie: Sideshow of Horrors?  1+1=Zombie!!! maybe?  100,000 Zombie Heads?  17 Minutes in Texas: The Zombie Apocalypse?  187 Zombie Lane: Webisodes?  1881 Zombies?  2009 Spooky Movie Film Festival Zombie Promo?  2056 Escape from Zombie Island?  2057: Return to Zombie Island?  28 Hours Later: The Zombie Movie?  30 Second Zombie Movie?  33 Nights Under the Zombi Moon?  5 Hour Zombie?  5 Minutos con el zombi?  86 Zombies?  935: A Nazi Zombies Series?  A Christmas Carol + Zombies?  A Fistful of Zombies?  A Girl and Her Zombie?  A Little Bit Zombie?  A Look at the Creation of World War Z's Zombies?  A Real Zombie Apocalypse?  A Tale of Two Zombies?  A Tale of Two Zombies?  A Very Scary Zombie Halloween Party?  A Very Zombie Christmas?  A Zombie Christmas?  A Zombie Croc: Evil Has Been Summoned?  A Zombie Good Day?  A Zombie Invasion?  A Zombie Love Story?  A Zombie Movie?  A Zombie Musical?  A Zombie Next Door?  A Zombie Romance?  A Zombie's Life?  A Zombie's Life: Dead Man Acting?  A.Z.A.S: All Zombies Are Stupid?  Aaah! Zombies!!?  Abasto zombie?  Abercrombie Had a Zombie?  Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies?  Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies: Making of Featurette?  Absolute Zombies?  Ace the Zombie: The Motion Picture?  Ada: Zombilerin Dügünü?  Adventures in Zombie-Sitting?  Afternoon of the Rat-Faced Zombies?  Afterzombies: El fin de los zombies?  Ahhh Zombies?  Ahhh Zombies 1 and 1/2: Red Neck Alone?  Aj Zombies!?  Alejandro Sanz: Un zombie a la intemperie?  Alice in Zombieland?  Alien Vs. Zombies?  Alien Zombie Cell?  Alien Zombie Invasion?  Aliens vs Scarecrows vs Zombies?  Aliens, Cannibals and Zombies: A Trilogy of Italian Terror?  All American Zombie Drugs?  All You Zombies?  All You Zombies: Bringing 'Predestination' to Life?  Alles Zombies?  Alpenzombies?  America's Next Top Zombie Idol?  America's Top Zombie?  American Horror Story: Zombie Halloween?  American Zombie?  American Zombies?  Amy Kidd, Zombie Speech Pathologist?  An Accidental Zombie (Named Ted)?  An Intimate Portrait of a Jobbing Zombie Family?  Angry Nazi Zombies?  Anonymous Zombie?  Another Apocalyptic Zombie Movie?  Another Grace and Johnny Adventure: Zombie Island!?  Another Texas Zombie Christmas?  Another Zombie Flick?  Another Zombie Flick: The Making of a Low Budget Zombie Movie?  Another Zombie Movie?  Anti Zombie Force?  Apachete: Mom I'm a Zombie?  Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am?  Aqui huele a Zombie?  Astro Zombies?  Astro Zombies: M3 - Cloned?  Astro Zombies: M4 - Invaders from Cyberspace?  Ataka sovetskikh zombi?  Atlanta Zombie Apocalypse?  Atom the Amazing Zombie Killer?  Atomic Zombies!!!?  Attack at Zombie High!?  Attack of the Atomic Zombies?  Attack of the Gay ISIS Nazi Zombies?  Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies?  Attack of the Moon Zombies?  Attack of the Mutant Roadkill and the Vampyre Zombies from Beyond the Grave!?  Attack of the Pig-Zombies!?  Attack of the Psychedelic Zombies, Man!?  Attack of the Sexy Zombies?  Attack of the Smart Zombies?  Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies?  Attack of the Tweety Zombies?  Attack of the Vegan Zombies!?  Attack of the Zombie?  Attack of the Zombie Luchadores?  Attack of the Zombie Part 2?  Attack of the Zombie Tumors?  Attack of the Zombie Vampires?  Autograph, Riki Rachtman & Bobby Jarzombek interviews by Neil Turbin-Cathouse live-The Metal Voice?  Bad Wolves - Zombie?  Bakom Zombie?  Bakom Zombie 2?  Bath Salt Zombies?  Be a Zombie in Call of Duty: Black Ops 3?  Beaver Lake Zombies?  Before: Zombie Etiquette?  Behind the House: Anatomy of the Zombie Movement?  Being Rob Zombie?  BFF Zombie?  BFF Zombies?  BFF: A Zombie Film?  Bigfoot Vs. Zombies?  Biker Zombies from Detroit?  Biohazard (Zombie Apocalypse)?  Bites of Zombies Do Not Pass Without Leaving a Trace?  Black Ops II Zombies in Real Life?  Black Ops Zombie Live Action Fan Film?  Black Ops Zombies in Real Life?  Blind Date... with a Zombie?  Blonde vs. Zombies?  Blood of the Zombies: Interview with FX Master Rosario Prestopino?  Bloodlust Zombies?  Borgore & Sikdope: Unicorn Zombie Apocalypse?  Born Dead: A Zombie Parable?  Boszorkányszombat?  Boy Eats Girl: A Zombie Love Story?  Boys, Girls and... Zombies??  Bret Michaels and the Zombie Apocalypse of Love?  Bride Zombie?  Bryony Makes a Zombie Movie?  Bubba Earl: Zombie Hunter?  Building a Better Zombi?  Bundle of Zombies?  Bush Vs. Zombies?  Butcher Baker Zombiemaker: The Living Dead Legacy of Gianetto De Rossi?  Cafri-Zombies?  Calgary Zombie Walk 2012?  Calgary Zombie Walk 2013?  Calgary Zombie Walk 2014?  Call of Duty Nazi Zombies in Real Life?  Call of Duty Nazi Zombies in Real Life?  Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare - Exo Zombies?  Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 - Celebrity Zombie Auditions?  Call of Duty: Zombies World Championship?  Camp Zombie?  Canadian Zombie?  Cannibal Zombie?  Captain Clegg & The Night Creatures: Zombie a Go-Go?  Carlo the Zombie?  Casting zombie?  Caustic Zombies?  Cel Zombies?  Cell Phone Talkin' Zombies?  Chasing Amys: Zombie Etiquette?  Cheap Thrill, Mickey Cozik in the Zombie Aquarium?  Cheerleaders vs. Redneck Zombies?  Cheesy B Zombie Film?  Chip and Bernie's Dating Guide for the Zombie Apocalypse?  Chopper Chicks in Zombietown?  Christmas After the Zombocalypse?  Chronicles of Zombia: The Nerd, the Nympho and the Nutjob?  Cinémas d'Horreur - Apocalypse, Virus, Zombies?  Citizen Kane and Zombies?  Citizen Zombie?  Claymation Zombies?  Clear Eyes: Scourge of the Zombies?  Cockneys vs Zombies?  College Coeds vs. Zombie Housewives?  Columbine Zombies?  Comment survivre à une attaque zombie?  Commercial Hardware Zombie Commercial?  Confederate Zombie Massacre!?  Confederate Zombie: Trail of Blood?  Contagion: The Macabre World of the Zombie Hunter?  Contract Killer Zombies 2?  Coping with Zombies?  Corner Shop: Zombie's on the High Street?  Counting Worms: Memories of a Zombie Family?  Cowboy Zombies?  Crna ovca u restoranu za zombije?  CT HorrorFest Zombie Laser Tag Commercial?  Cube Zombies?  Cubicle Zombies?  Cupcake: A Zombie Lesbian Musical?  Curas zombis en Azul?  Curse of the Bog Zombie?  Curse of the Irate Zombies?  Czech Zombie?  Dancing with Zombies?  Danger! 50,000 Zombies!?  Danger. Zombies. Run.?  Dao Shi Xiang Mo 2: Zombie Village?  Dark Night of the Zomboogies?  Das Zombie in the Atomic Graveyard?  Das Zombie vs. Atomic Graveyard?  Dating a Zombie?  Dawn of the Living: The Last Zombie?  Dawn of the zombies?  Dawn's Vegan Zombie Dinner Party?  Day of Fools: Veni Vidi Zombi?  De Döda 2: Zombieville?  De vikingos y zombis?  Dead Meat Walking: A Zombie Walk Documentary?  Dead world: A zombie miniseries?  Deadhunter: Sevillian Zombies?  Deadline: A Sequential Zombie?  Death Match Zombie: The 'Mr. Insanity' Toby Klein Story?  Death Metal Zombies?  Demons vs. Zombies: The Rise of Azazel?  Den zombi 2. Apokalipsis?  Den zombi. Gibel Moskvy?  Denis et les zombies?  Dick Valentine: Zombie, Zombie Skeleton?  Die Antwoord auf Das Zombies?  Die You Zombie Bastards!?  Die Zombiejäger?  Die, Zombie, Die?  Die, Zombies... Die!!!?  Doctor S Battles the Sex Crazed Reefer Zombies: The Movie?  Doctor S Battles the Sex Crazed Reefer Zombies: The Movie: The Musical?  Doctor Who: The Zombie Attack?  Don't Be a Sales Zombie?  Don't Call Me Zombie?  Dorito Zombies: Commercial?  Dorothy Marie and the Unanswered Questions of the Zombie Apocalypse?  Dron: Zombie Penguin?  Drunk Zombies?  Dummies Guide to Zombies?  E'gad, Zombies!?  East Side Zombies?  Eat Me: A Zombie Musical?  Ebola Zombies?  Eggs, Zombies, and Bacon?  Ego Zombie?  El acomodador de zombis?  El despertar de los Zombis?  El fantasma vs. la aldea de los zombies?  El Último Zombie?  El zombie de la muerte?  Electric Zombies?  Element {.245} Zombie?  Enter the Zombie?  Entrevista a un zombi?  Epic Zombies?  Epidemia Zombie - Capítulo 1: Lazos?  Escape from the Village of Zombies?  Everything I Needed to Know About Zombies I Learned from the Movies?  F*ck the Zombies!?  Fair City Hairy Zombie Moshers II: The Devastation of Sam Wells?  Fast Zombies Suck?  Fast Zombies with Guns?  Fat Ass Zombies?  Fat Zombie?  Fatal Visions: Vixen Velvet's Zombie Massacre Introduction?  Father Nick & Zwarte Piet in Zombie Gold?  Febreze vs. The Zombies?  Female Mercenaries on Zombie Island?  Female Zombie Riot?  Festival of Zombies?  First World Zombie Problems?  First World Zombie Problems?  Fitness Class Zombie?  Flatbush Zombies: New World Order?  Flesh Eating Zombies: The Musical?  For a Few Zombies More?  For Love of Zombies?  Forces of Destiny: Special Forces and the Zombie Apocalypse War?  Fort Zombie?  Four of the Apocalypse: The Zombies of 'Land of the Dead'?  Frackin' Zombies?  Frankenstein Savior of the Zombie Apocalypse?  Freakin' Zombies, Man!?  From Aliens to Zombies?  From Romero to Rome: The Rise and Fall of the Italian Zombie Movie?  From Zombie with Love?  Gabriel Cushing Versus the Zombie Vampires?  Gaming and the Art of Zombie Slaying?  Gangsters & Zombies: Part II?  Gangsters and Zombies?  Gangsters, Guns & Zombies?  Gay Zombie?  GEH Zombie News?  Get Along Little Zombie?  Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre?  Gâruzu zonbi?  God Hates Zombies!?  Goodnight My Zombie?  Goremet, Zombie Chef from Hell?  Gorex: The Zombi Horror Picture Show?  Grave of the Zombie Antelope?  Green Zombies?  Groom of the Zombie?  Growing Up Zombie!?  Guy's Guide to Zombies?  Guys vs. Zombies?  H1Z1 - Zombie Survival MMO?  Hairmetal Shotgun Zombie Massacre: The Movie?  Half Alive: The Zombie Musical?  Halloween Thriller: Nerf vs. Zombie?  Halloween Thriller: Rise of the Zombie?  Hamilton Carver: Zombie P.I.?  Hannah's Zombie?  Happy Birthday Mr. Zombie?  Hard Rock Zombies?  Harley Quinn vs. Zombies?  Hello I'm a Vampire, Hello I R Zombie?  Heroes and Villains.... vs. Zombies!?  Hey Zombie, Hey!?  Hey, You Ever Heard of Rob Zombie??  High School of Zombie?  High School Zombie?  Hillbilly Bob Zombie?  Hipster Zombies?  Supernatural Nazis: Hitler's Zombie Army?  Hobbes & Phil V.S. Zombies?  Hollywood Zombies?  Homeless Zombie Attacks!?  Horringer: A Zombie Western?  The Ghost Galleon?  Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels?  Hotel Zombie?  Housewife Alien vs. Gay Zombie?  How I Survived the Zombie Apocalypse?  How to become A Zombie?  How to Kill a Zombie?  How to Kill a Zombie?  How to Kill a Zombie?  How to Kill a Zombie: Civil Undead Protection?  How to Make a Zombie Movie?  How to Make Your Zombie Friendly?  How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?  How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?  How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse in Retail?  How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse with Odo Johnson?  How to Survive a Zombie Attack?  How to Survive a Zombie Attack (Public Service Announcement)?  How to Survive a Zombie Attack Part 2: The Return of Joey Burrito?  How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?  How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?  How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?  Pretty Dead?  Humans vs Zombies?  Humans vs Zombies: A Documentary?  Humans vs. Zombies?  Hyundai Zombie Getaway?  I Am Zombie Man?  I Dream of Zombies?  I Heart Zombie?  I Love Zombies?  I Miss Being a Zombie?  I Survived a Zombie Apocalypse?  I Survived a Zombie Holocaust?  I Walked with a Zombie?  I Was a Teenage Zombie?  I Was a Zombie for the F.B.I.?  I Zombie: The Chronicles of Pain?  I, Zombie?  I. Zombi?  I'm Not A Zombie?  Igraem zombi, ili zhizn posle bitv?  In 48 Hours: The Making of Super Amazing Ninja Zombie Princess Adventure?  In Case of Zombies?  In Search of... Zombies?  In the Event of a Zombie Apocalypse...?  In the Event of a Zombie Attack?  In the Game: Zombies?  In the Zombie Factory?  Inbred Undead: A Zombie Odyssey?  Infección Zombi?  Infected: The Making of Zombiefied?  Infection: An Independent Zombie Film?  Inside the Walking Dead: Zombie Studio Tour with Greg Nicotero?  Intergalactic Zombie Hunter?  Interview with a Zombie?  Interview with a Zombie?  Interview with a Zombie?  Interview with a Zombie?  Interview with a Zombie?  Interview with the Zombie?  Introducing Zombinatrix?  Invasion of the Flu Zombies!?  Invasion of the Sugar Zombies?  Invisible Zombies?  Io zombo, tu zombi, lei zomba?  Is God a Zombie?  Isolation: A Zombie Short?  It's a Zombie Yo!?  It's Not Easy Being a Zombie?  IZombie?  iZombie?  Jean Claude: The Gumming Zombie?  Jeffrey Anderson Zombie Hunter?  Jesus Conquers the Zombie Nazis from Outer Space in the Year 3000: The Musical?  Jesus H. 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Part 2!! 3 Years Later...?  Zombie Etiquette?  Zombie Etiquette X?  Zombie eXs?  Zombie F. Kennedy?  Zombie Family?  Zombie Farm?  Zombie Farm?  Zombie Feast?  Zombie Ferox?  Zombie Ferox?  Zombie Ferox 2?  Zombie Ferox 3?  Zombie Ferox Zero?  Zombie Fight?  Zombie Film?  Zombie Formal Queen?  Zombie Formula X?  Zombie Frat House?  Zombie Freaks?  Zombie Free?  Zombie Fried Chicken?  Zombie Friends Forever?  Zombie Game Night?  Zombie Games?  Zombie Gang Bangers?  Zombie Geek?  Zombie Genocide?  Zombie Gets a Date?  Zombie Girl?  Zombie Girl Diary?  Zombie Girl Go Boom Boom?  Zombie Girl in My Backyard?  Zombie Girl: The Movie?  Zombie Girlfriend?  Zombie Girlfriend?  Zombie Girlfriend?  Zombie Go Boom?  Zonbi gokudo?  Zombie Goldfish?  Zombie Grandma?  Zombie Gras?  Zombie Graveyard?  Zombie GRRL?  Zombie Guillotines?  Zombie Hamlet?  Zombie Harvest?  Zombie Hell Fire?  Zombie High?  Zombie High School?  Zombie Hoard?  Zombie Hockey?  Zombie Holocaust?  Zombie Holocaust & You!?  Zombie Hombre?  Zombie Homecoming?  Zombie Honeymoon?  Zombie Hood?  Zombie Horror?  Zombie Hotel?  Zombie Hotline?  Zombie House?  Zombie House Flipping?  Zombie Housecleaners?  Zombie Hunger?  Zombie Hunger 2?  Zombie Hunter?  Zombie Hunter?  Zombie Hunter?  Zombie Hunter?  Zombie Hunter M.D?  Zombie Hunters?  Zombie Hunters?  Zombie Hunters?  Zombie Hunters: City of the Dead?  Zombie Hyundai?  Zombie in a Penguin Suit?  Zombie in a Shed?  Zombie in the Closet?  Zombie Infection?  Zombie Infection?  Zombie Infest?  Zombie Island?  Zombie Island?  Zombie Island?  Zombie Island Massacre?  Zombie Isle?  Zombie J.K. Pizza Delivery?  Zombie ja Kummitusjuna?  Zombie Jamboree: The 25th Anniversary of Night of the Living Dead?  Zombie Jesus?  Zombie Jesus?  Zombie Jesus!?  Zombie Joe?  Zombie Juice?  Zombie Kansas: Death in the Heartland?  Zombie Kids?  Zombie Killer?  Zombie Killer?  Zombie Killers?  Zombie Killers?  Zombie Killers from Another Planet?  Zombie Killers: Elephant's Graveyard?  Zombie Killstreak?  Zombie Kings: The King of the Zombies?  Zombie Klaus?  Zombie Klauz?  Zombie Lake?  Zombie Lake?  Zombie Lake Massacre?  Zombie Lawyer?  Zombie Life Skills?  Zombie Life TV?  Zombie Love?  Zombie Love?  Zombie Love Musical Mash Up?  Zombie Love Potion: Zombie Etiquette?  Zombie Love Story?  Zombie Love with Nurse Dee K.?  Zombie Lover?  Zombie Loves Vampire?  Zombie Madness?  Zombie Man?  Zombie Mania?  Zombie Mariachi?  Zombie Marriage Counseling: I Don't Eat Guys?  Zombie Marriage Counseling: I'm a Lesbian?  Zombie Massacre?  Zombie Massacre?  Zombie Massacre?  Zombie Massacre 2: Reich of the Dead?  Zombie Mayhem?  ZOMBIE MISSION RUN?  Zombie Mission Run 5K?  Zombie Mission Run: Car Slam?  Zombie Movie?  Zombie Movie?  Zombie Murder Explosion Die!?  Zombie Musical?  Zombie Mutation?  Zombie Nation?  Zombie Nation?  Zombie Nation?  Zombie Nation?  Zombie Night?  Zombie Night?  Zombie Night?  Zombie Nightmare?  Zombie Nightmare Revisited?  Zombie Ninjas vs Black Ops?  Zombie Noir?  Zombie Office?  Zombie Olympics 2012?  Zombie on the Loose?  Zombie or Not Zombie?  Zombie Outbreak?  Zombie Outbreak?  Zombie Outbreak?  Zombie Outbreak Response Team?  Zombie Panic: Source!?  Zombie Paradise?  Zombie Parkour?  Zombie Party?  Zombie Patrol?  Zombie Penetrator?  Zombie Photography Advert?  Zombie Pickles from Space?  Zombie Pirates?  Zombie Pix?  Zombie Pizza?  Zombie Plan Pilot?  Zombie Planet?  Zombie Planet 2: Adam's Revenge?  Zombie Planet 3: Kane Chronicles?  Zombie Playground: Ice Scream?  Zombie Prom?  Zombie Prom?  Zombie Prom Date?  Zombie Prombie?  Zombie Proof?  Zombie Psycho STHLM?  Zombie Punch?  Zombie Punch?  Zombie Punch 2: Punch Harder, The Musical?  Zombie Punch 3?  Zombie Punk Attack?  Zombie Queen from Outer Space?  Zombie Radio?  Zombie Rampage?  Zombie Rampage 2?  Zombie Rampage?  Zombie Reanimation?  Zombie Reign: Revelation?  Zombie Resurrection?  Zombie Revenge?  Zombie Revenge 2 Return to Dark City?  Zombie Rights!?  Zombie Ritual?  Zombie Road?  Zombie Roadkill?  Zombie Rocker?  Zombie Roller Derby Hunters?  Zombie Run?  Zombie School Musical?  Zombie Scrapbook?  Zombie Shark?  Zombie Sharks?  Zombie Shock?  Zombie Shooter 2?  Zombie Sifu?  Zombie Sitter?  Zombie Slayin' Sheilas?  Zombie Smacks?  Zombie Smartphone Apocalypse?  Zombie Snake?  Zombie Sniffles?  Zombie Socks?  Zombie Soup?  Zombie Soy?  Zombie Speed Dating?  Zombie Speed Dating?  Zombie Sperm?  Zombie Spoof?  Zombie Spring Breakers?  Zombie Squash?  Zombie Stew?  Zombie Strippers!?  Zombie Style?  Zombie Summer School?  Zombie Supermen Walk the Earth?  Zombie Surfing?  Zombie Surge-Sweet 16?  Zombie Survival?  Zombie Survival?  Zombie Survival Training with William Stradler?  Zombie Tag?  Zombie Tag?  Zombie Talk?  Zombie Tapioca Lovefest 4000?  Zombie Team Building?  Zombie Teeth Nightmare?  Zombie Terror?  Zombie Town?  Zombie Town Hall: Knights of the Living Dead Q&A Session?  Zombie Town: The Movie?  Zombie Towne?  Zombie Toxin?  Zombie Trail?  Zombie Training Survival Guide?  Zombie Tutorial 101: Director's Cut?  Zombie TV?  Zombie TV?  Zombie TV?  Zombie TV Presents Jenny?  Zombie TV Zombies Going to Zombie Walk?  Zombie Tycoon?  Zombie Tycoon 2?  Zombie Undead?  Zombie Unit 713?  Zombie Valley?  Zombie Vampires?  Zombie Vegetarians?  Zombie Vigilante?  Zombie Vikings?  Zombie Village?  Zombie Virus?  Zombie vs. Ninja?  Zombie Walk Video Diary?  Zombie Waltz?  Zombie Warrior?  Zombie Wars?  Zombie Wars?  Zombie Wars?  Zombie Wasteland?  Zombie Watch?  Zombie Werewolves Attack!?  Zombie Whisperer?  Zombie Wife?  Zombie with a Shotgun?  Zombie with a Shotgun?  Zombie with a Shotgun?  Zombie Woman?  Zombie Women of Satan?  Zombie World?  Zombie World?  Zombie World 2?  Zombie World Interviews?  Zombie World Part 2?  Zombie World Part 3?  Zombie Wrangler?  Zombie X-Factor?  Zombie Xtreme?  Zombie Zealot?  Zombie Zero?  Zombie Zone?  Zombie-Aid - 28 Downloads Later?  Zombie-American?  Zombie-Juice: Revenge of the Trailer Park Nerd?  Zombie-Loan?  Zombie, Inc.?  Zombie: A Love Story?  Zombie: A Silent Short Film?  Zombie: Splattershow?  Zombie: The Motion Picture?  Zombie: The Musical?  Zombie: The Musical?  Zombie: The Resurrection?  Zombie: The Resurrection of Tim Zom?  Zombie: Utmaningen?  Zombie!?  Zombie!?  Zombie! vs. Mardi Gras?  Zombie!: Murder Mansion?  Zombie's Breakfast?  Zombie's Day Out?  Zombie's Property?  Zombie's Toothache?  Zombie's World?  Zombie(s)?  Zombie(zero)?  Zombieapocalyptica?  Zombiechrist?  ZombieCollege?  ZombieCON?  Zombied?  Zombiedämmerung?  Zombiefall?  Zombiefication?  Zombiefied?  Zombiegeddon?  Zombiegore?  Zombiehagen?  Zombiekiller?  Zombieland?  Zombieland?  Zombieland?  ZombieLars?  Zombielust?  Zombiemom?  Zombienation (Hail to the Führer)?  Zombienoid?  Zombiepura?  Zombiequerque?  Zombiercalypse?  Zombies?  Zombies?  Zombies?  Zombies?  Zombies?  Zombies?  Zombies?  Zombies & Cigarettes?  Zombies and Assholes?  Zombies and Cheerleaders?  Zombies and the Meaningless Strife?  Zombies Anonymous?  Zombies Are My Neighbors?  Zombies Are People Too?  Zombies Are Real?  Zombies at the Speed of Life?  Zombies Ate My City?  Zombies Ate My Prom Date?  Zombies Attack?  Zombies Attack!?  Zombies by Design?  Zombies calientes del Getafe?  Zombies Chronicles?  Zombies During Third Period: Again?  Zombies from Ireland?  Zombies from Outer Space?  Zombies from Sector 9?  Zombies Gone Wild?  Zombies Have Fallen?  Zombies Have Feelings Too You Insensitive Asshole!?  Zombies i Orten?  Zombies in Brunswick?  Zombies in China?  Zombies in Hertford?  Zombies in Hollywood?  Zombies in Los Angeles?  Zombies in My Neighborhood?  Zombies in Silverlake?  Zombies In Tha Hood?  Zombies in the Amazon!?  Zombies in the Basement?  Zombies in the Wood?  Zombies in the Wood 2?  Zombies in Transit?  Zombies Incorporated?  Zombies landais: le triste bilan?  Zombies March?  Zombies Monsters Robots?  Zombies Next Door?  Zombies of America?  Zombies of Carnage?  Zombies of Eureka?  Zombies of Mora Tau?  Zombies of New York?  Zombies of Oz: Tin?  Zombies of the Dead?  Zombies of the Living Dead?  Zombies of the Northern Pastures?  Zombies of the Stratosphere?  Zombies of the Tar Sands of Death of Doom: Episode 1?  Zombies of the Tar Sands... Ep 1 to 8?  Zombies of the World?  Zombies on A Space Ship?  Zombies on Broadway?  Zombies R Forever?  Zombies R Friends?  Zombies Reborn?  Zombies Run?  Zombies Say Hella?  Zombies Take the Schoolyard?  Zombies Take the TAKS Test?  Zombies Unleashed?  Zombies Visit Santa?  Zombies vs Love?  Zombies vs Narcos?  Zombies VS. Ninjas: The Web Series?  Zombies Vs. Strippers?  Zombies vs. Vampires: The Battle?  Zombies What Would You Do?  Zombies with Lightsabers?  Zombies, Run?  Zombies, Run! 2?  Zombies: A Living History?  Zombies: The Truth?  Zombies: The Truth Behind the Story?  Zombies: When the Dead Walk?  Zombies!?  Zombies! For Xbox Fitness?  Zombies! Zombies! Everywhere!?  Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!?  Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!?  Zombies... a Love Story?  Zombies... Again?  ZombieSlackers?  Zombiestad Gotland?  Zombiestock?  Zombietank?  Zombiethon?  Zombietown?  Zombietrap?  Zombieversum - Der letzte Bulle?  Zombieville: An Undead Rights Story?  Zombievõlur?  Zombievyöhyke?  Zombieween?  ZombieWestern: It Came from the West?  Zombiewood?  Zombiewood?  Zombiewood Pines?  Zombieworld?  Zombiez?  Zombiez!!?  Zombificador?  Zombification?  Zombification?  Zombification 2: Tainted meat?  Zombification of the Great White North?  Zombified?  Zombified and Asexual: Our Anti-Male, Autistic, Romance-less Society?  Zombikini?  Zombillénium?  Zombinatrix?  Zombinladen: The Axis of Evil Dead?  Zombio 2: Chimarrão Zombies?  Zombirama?  Zombirella?  Zombis #1?  Zombit?  Zombitch!?  ZombiU?  ZombleBees?  Zomblies?  Zomblogalypse?  Zomblogalypse?  Zombo?  Zombo: A Documented Incident?  Zomboobies!?  Zombortion?  Zomboyashchik?  Zomboys?  Zombrex: Dead Rising Sun?  Zombriella?  Zombros?  Zombroz?  Zombs?  Zombthology?  Zomburbia?  Zomburbia?  Zomburbs?  ZR: Zombie Riot?  ZTS #3: Outhouse of a 1000 Zombies?  Zugar Zombie?  ZVU Zombie Victims Unit?  Zyklon Zombie? 

...no?  Not even close?  Well, BACK TO THE BLACK LAGOON THEN!  I mean, BACK TO THE DARWIN BOARD THEN!!!!  Oooooops... sorry about shouting.  Clearly, I gotta go.  See you next week!  I mean, Wednesday!