Black Lives Matter

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(Saturday night / Sunday morning) ...still nothing?  Oh well.  I mean, there's still only three movies in the Top 10, two debuts.  At some point, apparently a theatre somewhere was supposedly showing Jaws and The Empire Strikes Back, probably The Shawshank Redemption... you know, movies that have already grossed a billion dollars in theatres.  And this was when that actually meant something!  Lives were changed, fortunes made.  But the beat goes on, and a remake of the classic Palm Springs Weekend, shortened now to just Palm Springs, made $200,000 this weekend... I can make that in four years!  Big deal!  The other new movie was called Ready Player One... I mean, Target Number One.  Or it might be called Most Wanted, nobody knows.  But I know this: Josh Hartnett's Second Act begins now!  There's a reason his IMDb number is 1326.  All Hail the Freakness of Josh Hartnett's Second Preakness!  It's 2001 all over again.  Seven big movies, seven modest paychecks.  He's ready to play Even Younger K in the next Men in Black movie, should the Studio Heads allow.