Auteur Watch - Jesse Atlas

You all remember Atlas.  Long before the invention of gravity and the Solar System, people thought a dude named Atlas was holding up the round globe of a world we live on, thereby keeping it from falling forever into the abyss.  These days, the saviour idea lives on here and there, and we get people like Jesse Atlas who's holding up the idea of what it means to be an Auteur.  I mean, his IMDb Bio says it all right there!  It says he's "a writer/director well known for crafting high-concept, emotionally grounded genre thrillers."  With the occasional documentary thrown in here or there; you know, to take a break from all the high-concept, emotionally grounded stuff.  Okay, sure, he's well known and all that, but what about all the other people in showbiz named Atlas?  I mean, how about Corinne Atlas?  David Atlas?  Dorothy Atlas?  George Atlas?  Georges Atlas?  Jack Atlas?  Jacoba Atlas?  Joseph Atlas?  Júlio Atlas?  Lainie Meredith Atlas?  Larry Atlas?  Lauren T. Atlas?  Leopold Atlas?  Lisa Atlas?  Scott Atlas?  Steve Atlas?  Teddy Atlas?  Siamak Atlassi?  William Atlas Cole?  Atlas King?  A. Matlash?  Grigoriy Patlas?  Atlas Geodesic?  Yazz D. Atlas?  Tony Atlas?  Claire Brown-Atlas?  Jeff Atlas?  Yuliya Atlasova?  Mati Atlas?  Marilyn R. Atlas?  Charles Atlas?  Roman Atlasov?  Gäbor Atlasz?  Genevieve Atlas?  Timour Ratlas?  Natacha Atlas?  Natacha Atlas?  Demi Atlas?  Julie Atlas Muz?  Atlas Vidal de la Blache?  Charles Atlas?  Stacy Atlas?  Jonathan Atlas?  Ion Atanasiu-Atlas?  Atlas D.?  Arz Al-Atlas?  Jesse Atlas?  Nancy Atlas?  Michael Atlas Lane?  Bruno Atlas-Eising?  Marilyn R. Atlas?  Myrtle Atlas?  Laurie Atlas?  D.M. Atlas?  Roxane Atlas?  Mehdi El Atlassi?  Julie Atlas?  Richard Atlas Bottfeld?  Barbara Atlas?  Vicki Atlas?  Philip Atlas?  Raphael Atlas?  Egill Atlason?  'Atlas' Ramachandran?  Zeb Atlas?  Atlas El Dragon?  Atlas Bjorg Borja?  Atlas Christie?  Michal Atlas?  Angela Atlas?  John Atlas?  Jerzy Atlas?  Meryl Atlas?  Janusz Atlas?  Dustin Harrison-Atlas?  Daníel Freyr Atlason?  Yona Atlas?  Jon Atlas?  Atlas?  Sigurbjartur Atlason?  RJ Atlas?  Daniel Matlas?  Phil Atlas?  Paul Atlas?  Eddie Atlas?  William Atlas?  Ezzatollah Atlasi?  Eddie Atlas?  Mati Atlas?  Laurie Atlas?  D.M. Atlas?  D.M. Atlas?  Stephanie Atlas?  Barry Atlas?  Nancy Atlas?  Jay Atlas?  Jim Atlas?  Dave Atlas?  Reynir Smári Atlason?  Lisa Atlas?  Charles Atlas?  Reuben Atlas?  Marilyn Atlas?  Jake Atlas?  Tzvi Patlas?  Maria Atlas?  Neta Atlasovich?  Atlas S. Castillo?  Scott W. Atlas?  Atlas Saarikoski?  David Atlas?  Frànçois and the Atlas Moutains?  Atlas Wells?  Atlas S. Castillo?  Sindri Freyr Atlason?  Drew Atlas?  Jeni Atlas?  Atlas Mason?  Talayeh Atlasi?  Jacklyn Atlas?  Maria Atlas?  Mikhail Patlasov?  Dennis Atlas?  Atlas Lasair?  Mira Atlas?  Julie Atlas Muz?  Fractured Atlas?  Mariya Atlasova?  Atlas Genius?  Björn Atlason?  Ali Atlas?  Syd Atlas?  Julie Atlas Muz?  John Atlas?  Trausti Atlason?  Julie Atlas Muz?  Atlas Ferrera?  Orly Atlas-Katz?  Atlas Johanis-Robillard?  Marilyn R. Atlas?  Mathew Atlas?  Mat Atlas?  Sigurdur Atlason?  David Atlas?  Atlas Adams?  Jeni Atlas?  Johann Matlas?  Sam Atlas?  Free Atlas?  Chris Atlas?  Frànçois and the Atlas Moutains?  Sheldon Atlas?  Lee Atlas?  Siamak Atlassi?  Louis Atlas?  Lauris Atlas?  Zachary Atlas?  Asher Atlas?  Dustin Atlas?  Mitchell Atlas Roach?  John Atlas?  Axel Oli Atlason?  Atlas Cevik?  Orlessa Atlas?  Gäbor Atlasz?  Frànçois and the Atlas Moutains?  Conrad Atlas?  Darri Atlason?  Nick Atlas?  Atlas Pham?  Brian Atlas?  Serena Matlas?  Sarah Atlas?  Paul Eryk Atlas?  Atlas Adams?  Ade Atlas Owosho?  Helen Atlas?  Charles Atlas?  Matthew and the Atlas?  Atlas Trumpet?  Mia Atlas?  Atlas Mäntymäki?  Atlas?  Atlas Mansouri?  Laurie Atlas?  Sawt El Atlas?  Lee Atlas?  Peter Matlashov?  Atlas Whelan?  Oskar Atlas?  Owen Atlas?  Owen Atlas?  Atlas?  Evonne Atlas?  Derek Atlas?  Will Atlas?  Jamie Atlas?  Roman Atlasov?  Jamie Atlas?  Atlas?  Valeriy Matlashov?  Atlas Ferrera?  Steven Atlas?  Sahar Atlasi?  Mrs. David Gratlas?  Sparow Tylar Atlas?  Laurie Atlas?  Jenell Atlas?  Roger Atlas?  Daniel Atlas?  Black Atlass?  Charlie Atlas?  Atlas Summerton-Hope?  Harriet Atlass?  Sis Atlass?  Arieonia Atlas?  Yehudah Atlas?  Atlas James King?  Aba Atlas?  Cem Atlas?  Marcin Atlasik?  Animal Atlas?  Marouan Atlas?  Ed Atlas?  Maps & Atlases?  Zach Atlas?  Odinn Atlason?  Bob Atlas?  Frank Atlass?  Zach Atlas?  Atlas Explorers?  I mean, what are they?  Chopped liver?