Sunday, May 03, 2020

Buyers and Cellars

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But I did ask my immediate family members if they'd like me to do a special title search, and now that I think about it, it was just like that crucial scene from Shrek 1.  They all unanimously said "Hey, why don't you go and look up 'Shut Up and Leave Me Alone' titles?  How about that?  Why don't you go now and do that?"  And so, here it is, folks... I mean, how about "America's Court with Judge Ross" Return My DVDs/Just Shimmy and Shut Up"Ashley Tisdale: Music Sessions" Shut Up and Dance"Ax Men" Put Up or Shut Up"Bad Move" Shut UpBe Beautiful But Shut Up"Bigg Boss Telugu" Shut Up, Mumaith Khan!"Black Mirror" Shut Up and Dance"BoxMac" Shut Up About Annie's Part 1"BoxMac" Shut Up About Annie's Part 2"Bring It!" Shut Up and Dance"Burka Avenger" Shut up-Gun"CMT #1 Music & a Movie" CMT # 1 Music & a Movie: Shut Up & Sing"Continue?" Barkley Shut Up and Jam! (GEN)"Council of Geeks" Black Mirror Review: Shut Up and Dance (SPOILERS!)"Deadliest Catch" Put Up or Shut Up"Detension" Sit Down & Shut Up"Doctor in Charge" Shut Up and Eat What You're Given"Doctors" Shut UpDoll Skin: Shut Up (You Miss Me)"Eve" Janie, Shut Up!"Finding Carter" Shut Up and Drive"Front Page with Allen Barton" Shutdown or Shut Up: The GOP Is Serious About Budget CutsFucking Shut Up Sometimes, StupidGive Up, Give In, Shut Up, She's Right"Heroes with Issues" Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man Won't Shut Up"Hey Paula" Shut Up and DanceHoward Stern: Shut Up and Listen"Husband Training" Shut Up and DanceI Thought I Told You to Shut Up!!"Ink Master" Put Up or Shut Up"Intrigue" Take the Money and Shut UpJust Shut Up!"Just Shut Up!" Bad Religion!"Just Shut Up!" Crazy Ass Music!"Just Shut Up!" Death Blows!"Just Shut Up!" Food Poisoning!"Just Shut Up!" Friends with Benefits!"Just Shut Up!" Health Issues!"Just Shut Up!" Internet Trouble!"Just Shut Up!" Killer Imagination!"Just Shut Up!" Making Babies!"Just Shut Up!" Party On!"Just Shut Up!" Psycho Bullies!"Just Shut Up!" Racist Pigs!"Just Shut Up!" Raging Violence!"Just Shut Up!" Robot Slaves!"Just Shut Up!" Sexy Time!"Just Shut Up!" Silly Drunks!"Just Shut Up!" Sweet Sweet Love!"Just Shut Up!" Weird Science!"Just Shut Up!" Wild Animals!"Just Shut Up!" Works Sucks!"Klovn" Shut up"Last of the Summer Wine" Oh Shut Up and Eat Your Choc-Ice"Life and Times" Sit Down, Shut Up, Don Messer's On!"Making the Video" Sweetest Sin/Shut Up"Married to Medicine" Putt Up or Shut Up"Melrose Place" Dead Men Don't Shut Up"Newhart" Will the Real Dick Loudon Please Shut Up?Nick Lachey: Shut UpNo, You Shut Up!"No, You Shut Up!" #Drums"No, You Shut Up!" 2014 Oscars"No, You Shut Up!" 2014 Winter Olympics"No, You Shut Up!" Basketball"No, You Shut Up!" Bernie Bros."No, You Shut Up!" Capital Punishment"No, You Shut Up!" Child Obesity"No, You Shut Up!" Church and State"No, You Shut Up!" Climate Catastrophe"No, You Shut Up!" Dynomite"No, You Shut Up!" Episode #4.6"No, You Shut Up!" Episode #4.7"No, You Shut Up!" Evolution"No, You Shut Up!" Four Loko"No, You Shut Up!" Free Speech"No, You Shut Up!" Gay Marraige"No, You Shut Up!" Gender Equality"No, You Shut Up!" Gentrification"No, You Shut Up!" Global Warming"No, You Shut Up!" Guns"No, You Shut Up!" Half Mexican"No, You Shut Up!" Hashtag Activism"No, You Shut Up!" Horses"No, You Shut Up!" I Like Pizza"No, You Shut Up!" I'm Taylor Swift"No, You Shut Up!" Ice Cream"No, You Shut Up!" Immigration"No, You Shut Up!" It's Just Stupid"No, You Shut Up!" Jiggle the Handle"No, You Shut Up!" Killer Robots"No, You Shut Up!" Killer Viruses"No, You Shut Up!" Life Hacks"No, You Shut Up!" Mandy Patinkin"No, You Shut Up!" Marijuana"No, You Shut Up!" Nuclear Iran"No, You Shut Up!" On Fleek"No, You Shut Up!" Oui Oui"No, You Shut Up!" Overpopulation"No, You Shut Up!" Pipeline to Disaster"No, You Shut Up!" Pistachio"No, You Shut Up!" Price of Politics"No, You Shut Up!" Republican Party"No, You Shut Up!" Sconces"No, You Shut Up!" Sheet Cakes"No, You Shut Up!" Shut Up 2013"No, You Shut Up!" Shut Up, America!"No, You Shut Up!" Ski Lodge High"No, You Shut Up!" Special Report #1"No, You Shut Up!" Special Report #2"No, You Shut Up!" Stage Moms"No, You Shut Up!" Stupid Man"No, You Shut Up!" The American Dream"No, You Shut Up!" The Decline of America"No, You Shut Up!" The One with the Brussel Sprouts"No, You Shut Up!" Wait, What?!"No, You Shut Up!" War on Christmas"No, You Shut Up!" Worldwide Weight"No, You Shut Up!" Year End 2014 Special"Off Topic" Shut Up You Absolute ChadOh Do Shut Up Dear! Mary Beard on the Public Voice of Women"Old" Shut Up... How Old Do You Think I Am?"One Happy Family" Shut Up, I Love You"Pop Quiz Hotshot" Ed, Edd, and SHUT UP!"Project Runway" Shut Up and SewPut Out or Shut UpPut Up or Shut Up"Rendez-View" Two Words: Shut Up!"Resale Royalty" Shut Up! How Much?Rihanna: Shut Up and Drive"Ringer" Shut Up and Eat Your BolognaRon White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up"Roseanne" Another Mouth to Shut Up"Roseanne" Suck Up or Shut UpShut Down and Shut UpShut UpShut UpShut UpShut UpShut UpShut UpShut Up & DanceShut Up & SingShut Up & Sit DownShut Up and DanceShut Up and DealShut Up and DealShut Up and Die Like an AviatorShut Up and Do It!Shut Up and Dribble"Shut Up and Dribble" 101"Shut Up and Dribble" 103"Shut Up and Dribble" 102Shut Up and DriveShut Up and Drive"Shut Up and Drive" Albuquerque, New Mexico"Shut Up and Drive" Arizona"Shut Up and Drive" Colorado"Shut Up and Drive" Malibu, CA"Shut Up and Drive" Palm Beach"Shut Up and Drive" Pikes Peak"Shut Up and Drive" Portland, OR"Shut Up and Drive" San Diego"Shut Up and Drive" San Francisco"Shut Up and Drive" Los AngelesSHUT UP and EAT the APPLEShut Up and FightShut Up and Kiss MeShut Up and Kiss Me!Shut Up and LookShut Up and ModelShut Up and Play the HitsShut Up and Play the PianoShut Up and RideShut Up and RunShut Up and Run!Shut Up and Say SomethingShut Up and Shoot MeShut Up and Shoot!Shut Up and SignShut Up and SingShut Up and Talk"Shut Up and Talk" Brad Jones"Shut Up and Talk" Dante Basco"Shut Up and Talk" Don Bluth and Gary Goldman"Shut Up and Talk" Greg Sestero"Shut Up and Talk" James Rolfe"Shut Up and Talk" Kyle Hebert"Shut Up and Talk" Lewis Lovhaug"Shut Up and Talk" Lindsay Ellis"Shut Up and Talk" Mara Wilson"Shut Up and Talk" Noah Antwiler"Shut Up and Talk" Todd in the Shadows"Shut Up and Talk" Tommy Wiseau"Shut Up and Talk" WelshyShut Up and Write MeShut Up AnthonyShut Up Family"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.1"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.10"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.100"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.101"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.102"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.103"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.104"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.105"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.106"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.107"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.108"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.109"Shut Up 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Episode #1.61"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.62"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.63"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.64"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.65"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.66"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.67"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.68"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.69"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.7"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.70"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.71"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.72"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.73"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.74"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.75"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.76"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.77"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.78"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.79"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.8"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.80"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.81"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.82"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.83"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.84"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.85"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.86"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.87"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.88"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.89"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.9"Shut Up Family" Episode #1.90"Shut Up Family" Episode 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I'm CryingSimple Plan: Shut Up"At the Movies" Babel/Catch a Fire/Running with Scissors/Death of a President/The Dixie Chicks: Shut Up and SingSit Down Shut Up"Sit Down Shut Up" Back in Time"Sit Down Shut Up" Helen and Sue's High School Reunion"Sit Down Shut Up" High School Confidential"Sit Down Shut Up" High School Musical Musical"Sit Down Shut Up" Hurricane Willard"Sit Down Shut Up" Math Lab"Sit Down Shut Up" Miracle's Are Real"Sit Down Shut Up" Mr. Hofftard Goes to Washington"Sit Down Shut Up" Pilot"Sit Down Shut Up" SpEd"Sit Down Shut Up" Tackin'"Sit Down Shut Up" Taming of the Dude"Sit Down Shut Up" World's Greatest TeacherSit Down, Shut Up"Sit Down, Shut Up" Felix's Story"Sit Down, Shut Up" First Aid"Sit Down, Shut Up" Flick Wipe"Sit Down, Shut Up" Freedom of Speech"Sit Down, Shut Up" Fund Raising"Sit Down, Shut Up" Radio Station"Sit Down, Shut Up" School Camp"Sit Down, Shut Up" School Play"Sit Down, Shut Up" Social Intercourse"Sit Down, Shut Up" Stuart's Story"Sit Down, Shut Up" Time Capsule"Sit Down, Shut Up" Waiting for Kevin"Sit Down, Shut Up" Where Are the Girls?Stand Up or Shut UpStand Up or Shut Up!"Steve Austin's Broken Skull Challenge" Put Up or Shut Up!"Supernatural" Shut Up, Dr. Phil"Supreme Justice with Judge Karen" Shut Up and Pay Me/Ironing Gone Wrong"Terrible HR" Eps 8. Shut Up and Dance Stripper Santa!"The Amazing Race Asia" Just Shut Up and Do It"The Amazing Race" If You're Gonna Whine, Just Shut Up!"The Ben Shapiro Show" When the Left Says Science They Really Mean 'Shut Up'The Black Eyed Peas: Shut Up"The Drunken Peasants" Brett Keane Challenges DP - 11 Year Old Shoots Burglar - Shut Up Wesley"The Evil Within 2" Shut Up Nurse"The Film Project" Harry Styles Tells Adelaide Crowd to "Shut Up" - On the Road Again Tour"The Number" Shut Up!"The Soup Presents" Celebrity Scandal and the People Who Won't Shut Up About Them"The Steve Harvey Show" Shut Up and Kiss Me"The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!" Will the Real Elvis Please Shut Up!/Love 'Em and Leave 'EmThe Ting Tings: Shut Up and Let Me Go"Unforgettable" Line Up or Shut Up"Up All Night with Kurt Magnum" Sidekick, Shut UpWalk the Moon: Shut Up and Dance"WCG Ultimate Gamer" Shut Up and Drive"What's the Function" Let Out or Shut Up"WKRP in Cincinnati" Put Up or Shut Up"You Gotta Eat Here!" The Jammery, Shut Up and Eat, Cacao 70?

...no?  Nothing?  Not even close?  Well then, I guess it's all just BACK TO THE GRIND THEN!!!!!!!!!   I MEAN, BACK TO THE DARWIN BOARD... BRAWING DORD!  DROWRING THING... oh, skip it.  Stay safe, everyone.  We're gonna beat this thing!  It's only got a 7.2% kill ratio now, globally!

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