Sunday, May 17, 2020

Microphone in the Wind

Brought to you by Email I Was Going To Delete.  Email I Was Going To Delete!  This week's Email I Was Going To Delete was about food stamps.  I was going to delete it... but then I thought, hmm!  I'm probably going to need that in the next couple months.  Better hang on to it... sorry, Lycos.  Also brought to you by Tara Reade.  Tara Reade!  Openly shilling for Vladimir Putin and against Joe Biden since 2020.  It's cute and all, but we're electing the leader of the free world here.  We know he's not a Sunday school teacher.  It's like all the people who now think Anita Hill is the biggest victim of all time.  Biden was there too, you know!  But we can't take Clarence Thomas off the Supreme Court over this, oh God no.  Let's not go completely off the rails here!
Whelp, as long as the world's ending, here's a sad thing I saw today: there was an old woman holding up a sign that was PRO drinking and driving.  You know, nothing about Tesla's driverless cars; apparently, she was serious.  So now it's Mothers FOR Drunk Driving?  We want the killing to start up again?  I guess it makes sense; anything to take our minds off of the microbe currently ravaging the landscape.  I think the kill ratio's still holding strong at 6.8%.  Of course, we don't actually know how many people have it, how many have gotten over it, etc.  So let's try to focus on something else.  The American box office for the weekend's trickling in in fits and starts, which is why you can get a movie like First Lady to make an impact.  They're referring to it as Clueless in the White House, and not just because Stacey Dash is in it.  Actually, I would be shocked if it was actually more clueless than what we currently have in the White House.  Again, Right Wing filmmakers, God bless 'em, they keep trying!  Even Common Sense Media thought it was a piece of crap.  But whatever.  Corbin Bernsen is as good as Patrick Stewart.  A triumph in the era of Coronavirus.  Oh God, please quote me on that.  Worth the risk to venture out to the multiplex to see it.  All too worth it.
Meanwhile, there's another new movie out, with a classic poster to go with it.  It might be too British for me... or is Wolverhampton in Connecticut?  Anyway, it's got something in the title, sounds like a DIY fix-it manual or something... 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...no?  Nothing?  Not even close?  Well then, I guess it's just the old BACK TO THE EMPTY WORLD THEN!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE DARWIN BOARD THEN!!! OOOOoooo0000****8888@@@@ps... sorry about that.  I gotta go.  Penny Dreadful's on!  That's right... I've got a little bit of a life, you know!

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