Awright, back to business. Thought I'd give another visual Shout-Out to Little Richard. Godspeed, Sir. Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the spectrum, someone posted on Facebook that the orange Russian plant in the White House apparently tweeted that Hillary Clinton is a sk***. Skunk? Skype? Skull? Skill? Don't deny us your truth, Mr. President! I guess the locking of her up isn't going as well as he would have hoped. So, it is official: as Rachel Maddow once said of Sarah Palin, Donald Trump is now the presidential equivalent of that guy who graduated from high school a couple years ago, but still can't help but hang out in the parking lot, standing next to his awesome car. Hey, when you reach the top, why not be proud about it? But the president is still an influential position, and about 46% of the nation will agree with him, saying "Damn right, Hillary Clinton is a sk***! Lock her up. Lock her up, lock her up." And that's just his talking heads on the Sunday morning talk shows! Drumroll please.
So between that, and the flap about opening up the churches... let me recap. So the President is demanding that churches open up. A reporter tried to get some details about how exactly that is supposed to work... you know, in the age of Coronavirus, where some preachers are holding drive-thru Sunday services rather than open up their houses of worship. Anyway, the new Press Secretary basically says to the reporter: "What are you saying? You DON'T want churches to reopen? Anti-Christian!" The Trump White House, folks! Dragging the level of national political discourse down to the Third Grade level it clearly belongs at these days. It's the old "I'm Rubber, You're Glue" strategy that I believe dates back to Calvin Coolidge. Of course, Coolidge had something better even than the presidency: a toy tiger that would come to life and help him build all those great snowman collages he became famous for.
Whelp, the world cinema is just one of the small businesses suffering because of this lockdown, but look at it this way. By July 17, we'll be ready for Christopher Nolan's latest! And we can all be like Bane then, going out to the theatre with our face masks on. Another celluloid villain ahead of his time. And once again, I must venture out into the digital world to Variety to get some information about what's going on in the world. Well, the big studios are getting ready for things to get back to normal, and it's not just Indiana Jones 5 either! One in the list that caught my eye, of course, is a new Silver Screen story from that beloved Nickelodeon character that unites stoners and children under 10 alike. Him and his whole gang of elastic characters is making a triumphant return. But what was that title? Something about running in there. I mean... was it "26 Men" Man on the Run? No, that's not it. How about "77 Sunset Strip" Girl on the Run? Well, J.J. Abrams probably has plans to turn that show, and really, all 1960s TV shows, into a slick, modern, highly profitable re-envisioning, streaming or otherwise, but I don't think it's what I was trying to think of. How about "A Current Affair" High Roller on the Run? No, that's the beloved TV News-type show. Perhaps A Girl on the Run? Possibly A Wild Ride: Restoring Woman on the Run? "Act of God" Storm Chasers on the Run? "Adventures of the Sea Hawk" Lady on the Run? "Air Emergency" Panic on the Runway? "Altair in Starland" Royal on the Run? "America's Most Wanted: America Fights Back" On the Run? "Animorphs" On the Run? Annie on the Run? "ATSN: Stop the Threat" On the Run? "Bad Boyes" On the Run? Bands on the Run? Bands on the Run? "Bands on the Run" Atlanta: Part 1? "Bands on the Run" Atlanta: Part 2? "Bands on the Run" Chicago: Part 1? "Bands on the Run" Chicago: Part 2? "Bands on the Run" Cleveland? "Bands on the Run" Columbus: Part 1? "Bands on the Run" Columbus: Part 2? "Bands on the Run" Memphis? "Bands on the Run" Miami: Part 1? "Bands on the Run" Miami: Part 2? "Bands on the Run" Nashville? "Bands on the Run" New Orleans? "Bands on the Run" Pittsburgh? "Bands on the Run" San Francisco? "Bands on the Run" Tampa? "Bands on the Run" The Reunion Show? "Baretta" Death on the Run? "Barmy Aunt Boomerang" On the Run? Beyond the Valley of Belief Volume 2: Fritz on the Run? Bigfoot: A Beast on the Run? "Billy Bunter of Greyfriars School" Bunter on the Run? Billy Ocean: Caribbean Queen (No More Love on the Run)? "Birds of a Feather" Love on the Run? "Blue Heelers" On the Run? "Bob the Builder" Bob on the Run? "Boy Meets World" Band on the Run? Boys on the Run? Boys on the Run? "Boys on the Run" Ai to kobushi to fukuzawa yukichi? "Boys on the Run" Anata ga suki? "Boys on the Run" Cheers? "Boys on the Run" Happy Birthday? "Boys on the Run" Kaettekita otoko? "Boys on the Run" Last Run? "Boys on the Run" Mahiru no ketto? "Boys on the Run" Sensen fukoku? "Boys on the Run" Warui onna? "Brandi Belle Official Site" Going Down on the Runway? "Breaking Amish" On the Run? "Breaking Amish: Brave New World" Shunned and on the Run? Brennan on the Run? "Brennan on the Run" First Date? "Brennan on the Run" Intervene? "Brennan on the Run" Quiet Night In? "Brennan on the Run" Run? "Brennan on the Run" Start? "Brennan on the Run" The Fight? "Brennan on the Run" The Safe Route? "Brian Majestic: Dinosaur Hunter" On the Run? Brother on the Run? "Brunch at Bobby's" Brunch on the Run? Bullet on the Run? Bully on the Run? "Cannon" Lady on the Run? "Captain David Grief" Lady on the Run? "Car Matchmaker with Spike Feresten" Band on the Run? "Car Patrol of Car City" Car Patrol of Car City: Pigeons on the runway/The Flume? "Casey Neistat Vlog" Driving a Cadillac on the Runway? "Casper's Scare School" Bands on the Run/Vote for Casper? "Caught the Series" On the Run? "Celebrity Playhouse" Girl on the Run? "Charlie's Angels" Angels on the Run? "ChromiumBlue.com" Love on the Run? "City Confidential" Charlotte, NC: Panther on the Run? "Cold Blooded: The Clutter Family Murders" Killers on the Run? "Cold Case Files" A Map to Murder/Life on the Run? "Compact" On the Run? "Concrete Cowboys" On the Run? "Cops" On the Run? "Crash & Bernstein" Crash on the Run? "Crazy Love" Love on the Run, With a Gun? "Crime Watch Daily" Fugitive Mom on the Run/Harold Butch Knight/Dan Heirs? "Crime Watch Daily" Murderer on the Run?/Justice for Butler? "Crime Watch Daily" On the Run/Survivor Sit Down? "Crossing the Rubicon: Season 1 - The Journey" On the Run? "CSI: SFP" S1 Ep. 0 Part 2 "A Killer On The Run"? "Cuff Me If You Can" Hooker on the Run: Desiree Lingo-Perkins? "Dangerville" Nans on the Run? Daud: Fun on the Run? Dead Man on the Run? "Deadly Sins" Killers on the Run? Death on the Run? "Death Valley Days" Man on the Run? Destructoe Brothers on the Run? "Dexter's Laboratory" A Boy Named Sue/Lab on the Run? "Diagnosis Murder" Murder on the Run: Part 1? "Diagnosis Murder" Murder on the Run: Part 2? "Diff'rent Strokes" Love on the Run? "Dirty Deals" On the Run? "Dixon of Dock Green" Man on the Run? "Doctors" Fox on the Run? Dogs on the Run? "Dr. G: Medical Examiner" On the Run? "Dr. Phil" Our Son Is on the Run from the Law, So He Can Become a Rock Star? Dream on the Run? "Driving and Singing" Band on the Run? "Eat St." Home Cooking on the Run? Elf on the Run? "Emmerdale Farm" On the Run? "Evil Lives Here" On the Run? "ITV Exposure" On the Run? "ITV Exposure" On the Run 2? "FailCast with Ben Giroux" Cupcake Gluttony, Vampire Hunters, and Grizzly Bears on the Run? Fairy on the Run? "Family Ties" Band on the Run? Fans on the Run? Fiends on the Run? Fools on the Run? Fools on the Run 2? Fun on the Run? Fun on the Run? "Garry Halliday" On the Run? "Geet" A Girl on the Run? Get Married at the Airport (Love and Alcohol on the Run)? Girl on the Run? Girl on the Run? Girls on the Run? "Guardians of the Galaxy" Fox on the Run? "Harry Penn" Harry on the Run? "Hart to Hart" Harts on the Run? "Heroes Unmasked" Heroes on the Run? "High Tide" Girl on the Run? "Highway Patrol" Killer on the Run? "Highway Patrol" Rider on the Run? History on the Run: The Media and the '79 Election? "Hollywood Safari" On the Run? "Hollywood's Top Ten" On the Run Movies? "Homicide" On the Run? "Homicide" On the Run? "I Escaped: Real Prison Breaks" Love on the Run? "I Married a Murderer" Murderer on the Run? "I Rock" Band on the Run? "James Patterson's Murder Is Forever" Murder on the Run? Jan & Dean: On the Run? Jay-Z Feat. Beyoncé: Part II - On the Run? "Jigsaw" Girl on the Run? Jimmy on the Run? "Jimmy Two-Shoes" Dance, Jimmy Dance/Jimmy and Beezy on the Run? Johnny on the Run? "Judge Judy" Parents on the Run from Each Other!?? "Judge Judy" Van on the Run/Roommate Demise? "K.C. Undercover" Coopers on the Run? "Kamen raidâ Daburu" The P's Game/Akiko on the Run? "Kath & Kim" Foxy on the Run? "Kidô senshi Gundam Seed Destiny" Athrun on the Run? Kids on the Run? Kytes: On the Run? "Little Charmers" Band on the Run/Picture Perfect Posie? "Lonelygirl15" On the Run? Love Is a Roller Coaster: Woman on the Run Revisited? Love on the Run? Love on the Run? Love on the Run? Love on the Run? Love on the Run? Love on the Run? Lovers on the Run: The Complete Story of Bonnie & Clyde? Luke and Laura, Vol. 1: Lovers on the Run? Lunch on the Run: Bombay's Dubbawallas? "Major Dad" Love on the Run? Man on the Run? Man on the Run? "Mandog" On the Run? "Matt Helm" Murder on the Run? "Matt Houston" On the Run? "McCloud" Lady on the Run? Men on the Run? Men on the Run 2? Mob on the Run? Mob on the Run? "Mob on the Run" Here Comes Trouble? "Mob on the Run" Mickey Gets Out? "Mob on the Run" So Why Here... And Why Me?? "Monk" Mr. Monk Is on the Run: Part 1? "Monk" Mr. Monk Is on the Run: Part 2? Mop on the Run? "Mudpit" Banned on the Run? "Muggsy" Strangers on the Run? Mulan on the Run? Music on the Run? "Nathaniel Titlark" On the Run? National Geographic Inside: On the Run? Natty on the Run? "Neighbours" Anne on the Run? "Nigella Express" On the Run? Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: Everybody's on the Run? "North Woods Law: New Hampshire" On the Run? "North Woods Law: New Hampshire" On the Run? "Nowhereland Exhibit" On the Run? "Number 2s" On the Run? Nuns on the Run? "Oh, My Mama!" On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? En bout de course? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On The Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the Run? On the run? On the Run Eating? "On the Run" Globe Trotter? "On the Run" King of Cons? "On the Run" Scotscam? "On the Run" Silver Bandit? "On the Run" The Elusive Mr. Wee? "On the Run" The Elusive Mr.Wee? On the Run Tour: Beyonce and Jay Z? "On the Run" Whiskey Robber? On the Run with 'The Fugitive'? On the Run!? On the Runway? "One World" Band on the Run? "Pals" On the Run? "Panorama" Blot on the Runway? "Panorama" Soldiers on the Run? "Paradise Run" Thunder on the Run? Paul McCartney & Wings: Band on the Run? "Peter Rabbit" The Tale of Nutkin on the Run/The Tale of the Wriggly Worms? Pippi on the Run? "Pit Bulls and Parolees" On the Run? "PIX 11 Morning News" Studio on the Run: Celebrity Apprentice's Contestant Dayana Mendoza? "Playboy Plus" Ivy Ferguson in On the Runway? "Police Surgeon" Lag on the Run? "Poor Señorita" Rita on the Run? "Pop Trigger" Gigi Hadid Wore a Poncho on the Runway Because She Wasn't Skinny Enough? "Pop Wrapped TV" "PopWrapped TV Exclusive Behind the Scenes Look on Beyonce on the Run Tour" (2014)? "Pop Wrapped TV" PopWrapped Exclusive Jay-Z, on the Run Tour, "Dirt Off Your Shoulder"? "Pop Wrapped TV" PopWrapped TV Beyonce & Jay-Z, on the Run Tour, "Drunk in Love"? "Pop Wrapped TV" PopWrapped TV Beyonce, on the Run Tour, "Single Ladies"? "Pop Wrapped TV" PopWrapped TV Exclusive of Beyonce, on the Run Tour, "Crazy in Love"? "Pop Wrapped TV" PopWrapped TV Jay-Z, on the Run Tour, "99 Problems" Short Clip? "Pop Wrapped TV" PopWrapped TV Jay-Z, on the Run Tour, "H to the Izzo"? "Power, Privilege & Justice" Billionaire on the Run? Prison Break: Killers on the Run? "Pritzker Military Library Presents" War on the Run? "Project Runway" A Rough Day on the Runway? "Project Runway All Stars" Redemption on the Runway? "Project Runway" It's My Way on the Runway? "Project Runway" Rumble on the Runway? "Quints by Surprise" Quints on the Run? "Quintuplets" Boobs on the Run? Rafoo Chakkar: Fun on the Run? "Raymond & Lane" On the Run? Rebels on the Run: The Rise and Fall of UNLV Basketball? Rebelz on the Run: Stilte? "Renegade" Dutch on the Run? "Rocket Monkeys" Love on the Run/Monkey Hearts? "Rocket Power" D is for Dad/Banned on the Run? Romance on the Run? "Roy" On the Run? "Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat" Catsitter / On the Run? "Sanders Shorts" Narrating People's Lives: On the Run? "Sanders Shorts" On the Run? "Seconds from Disaster" Collision on the Runway? "Secret Army" Sergeant on the Run? "Shadow Squad" Hero on the Run: Part 1? "Shadow Squad" Hero on the Run: Part 2? Shakespeare on the Run? "Sharon, Lois & Bram's Elephant Show" Band on the Run? "Silver Spoons" Band on the Run? "Slacker Cats" Buckley on the Run? "Sleepers" On the Run? "Sneaky Pete" Man on the Run? Snow on the Run? "Squaresville" Nerds on the Run? "Steven Universe" On the Run? Stranger on the Run? "Street Stories" Born on the Run/When the Bough Breaks/Local Heroes/No Win Situation? "Strictly Lesbians" On the Run!? "Styled to Rock" Rihanna on the Runway? "Switch" Two on the Run? "Talk Stoop" On the Run? "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Hun on the Run? "The Backyardigans" Elephant on the Run? "The Basil Brush Show" Basil's Angels 2: Fox on the Run? "The Bill" Beech on the Run? "The Bill" Killer on the Run? "The Bionic Woman" On the Run? "The Brothers Garcia" Band on the Run? "The Case of the Dangerous Robin" Man on the Run? The Cheat on the Run? "The Chew" Breakfast on the Run? "The Chewy Cafe" Chewy on the Run? "The Devil You Know" Life on the Run? "The Doctors" Mad Pooper on the Run?/Father Disciplines Daughter with Clown Mask?/THE DOCTORS Gives Young Girl Life-Changing Surgery!? "The Dr. Oz Show" True Crime Tuesdays: Jogger Abductions -- Snatched on the Run? "The Edgar Wallace Mystery Theatre" On the Run? "The Good Guys" Dan on the Run? "The Interrogators" In the Details/A Killer Speaks/Love on the Run? "The Jungle Book" Rangoo on the Run? "The London Programme" Racists on the Run? "The Manhunter" Death on the Run? "The Pioneer Woman" Breakfast on the Run? "The Real Housewives of New York City" Rumble on the Runway? "The Riddlers" Cat on the Run? "The Rookies" Rabbits on the Runway? "The Siberian Wolf" On the Run? "The Slammer" Gov on the Run? "The Smurfs" Gargamel's Dummy/Smurf on the Run? "The Sweeney" On the Run? "The Wednesday Play" Toddler on the Run? The Young on the Run? Tiffany: Death on the Runway? "Time After Time" On the Run? "Trouble in Store" On the Run? Two on the Run? Tyler Perry's: Madea on the Run? "Unreported World" India: Love on the Run? "Unsolved Mysteries" Love on the Run? "V.I.P." Val on the Run? "Vanishings!" Lord Lucan: Murderer on the Run? "VeggieTales in the City" Space Pirates!/Rooney on the Run? Virgin on the Run? "The Magical World of Disney" Three on the Run? "What's Happening Now!" Raj on the Run? "Where the Bears Are" Bears on the Run? "Who did it" On the Run? Wild Colonial Psychos: Bandits on the Run? "Wildlife on One" Bands on the Run? "Wolf" On the Run? Woman on the Run? The Joan Crawford Show: Woman on the Run? Woman on the Run? Woman on the Run? "Word Travels" Romania: On the Run? "Zane Grey Theater" Man on the Run? "Zatôichi monogatari" A Woman on the Run? "Zatôichi monogatari" On the Run? "Zombie with a Shotgun" On the Run? Ooh! That's my new personal favourite title of all time
...no? Nothing? Not even close? Well then, I guess it's all just BACK TO THE WORLD THEN!!!! I MEAN, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD THEN!!!! Ooo0*@%Q¤©®ºÒÓÔÕÖØÞðòóôõöøþCCCCDÐGGGGŒ?OOOUUUUUU??Ð????OO??OOOT?O?F????‰??@8ØÔoops... sorry about shouting. I gotta go.
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