Hold on, folks, because there's another James Bridges out there, and hoh boy, can he do it all. Acting, directing, catering... as of this writing, his IMDb Top 4 consists of When I Find Bin Laden, Looking for Hope, The Cellar and the longest title of them all, The Curious Case of Benjamin... sorry, I must've been thinking of a movie I'd rather be watching. It's called The Unusual Calling of Charlie Christmas. I always like a holiday picture, don't you?
As you can see, When I Find Bin Laden has the most accomplished poster of them all. The others' posters seem to reek of amateurishness... a lot. They don't look like the poster for Star Wars, just sayin'. And probably won't sell at auction for as much; they probably won't even make a Blockbuster Video Going Out of Business sale in bulk! Ouch. But that's showbiz for you. You'd be better off reading a book about how Fermat's Last Theorem will be solved someday, when computer technology advances beyond vacuum tubes. But as I said at the beginning, James Bridges can do it all, and the thing he's done that everybody loves is his role as "Chuck Morris Instructor" in the very-long-titled The Unusual Calling of Charlie Christmas. Because as we all know, Chuck Morris doesn't sleep... he just waits. That's probably why nightmares have Chuck Morris! I'm just saying... Jesus may walk on water, but Chuck Morris swims on land. Also, there's no theory of evolution... just a list of creatures that Chuck Morris has allowed to live. You know, people wanted to add Chuck Morris to Mount Rushmore, but architects and geologists have decided that the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard. You know, he was once bitten by a king cobra, but after five days of agonizing pain... the cobra died. I could go on, but Tyndale House Publishers might start to get a little lawsuit-y...
Chuck Morris' Gmail account: gmail@chuckmorris.com
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