Identity Theft, Or Why Is a Financial Advisor in Miami Pretending to Be the Social Security Administration?

Brought to you by Take Down Your Damn Signs. Take Down Your Damn Signs! You know, if it was the Democrat that lost, they'd take down his or her damn signs! Probably force them by gunpoint to do it themselves, but that's the double standard for you... damn. Now, THAT would've been a good sponsor. Also brought to you by Dog Bite from Moving Car. Dog Bite from Moving Car! Or did Curb Your Enthusiasm do that already? He could get TWO seasons out of that s... stuff. Whelp, we only got one debut this week! My work should be simple this time. It's an Indian import; wonder where it did well in America? I guess it'll have a lot of singing and dancing numbers in it. I mean, it's a two and a half hour comedy. Usually if it's a comedy, they try and keep them under two hours. You know, like Austin Powers and what not! Or the Back to the Future movies... I just got 'em on Blu-Ray. You can really see the plot devices so crystal clear now! Just kidding... I mean, hey, even the best of movies have to have some. They're kinda weird without 'em, actually!
But back to work. This new one, the plot revolves around the three prisoners. Here's IMDb's plot description: "The plot revolves around the three prisoners. They get released and plan for a happy life outside. Things take a new turn and bring in a twist. Can they find happiness and love now?" Now that's confidence. Usually a plot description that bland is found on movies that don't even MAKE the American Top 10! But let's try this out anyway. What, oh what, could that film be called. I mean... was it 33 kvadratnykh metra? No? Well, how about "Academy Originals: What Movies Mean to Me" What Movies Mean to Me: Brett Ratner then? Uh oh... let's try to speed through this part. "In the House with Peter Bart & Peter Guber" William H Macy/Brett Ratner/Todd McCarthy? Brett Ratner and Dwayne Johnson: An Introduction? "Hollywood's Best Film Directors" Brett Ratner? "Just Seen It" What If, Interview with Brett Ratner, Alive Inside, a Most Wanted Man? "Howard Stern on Demand" Brett Ratner Fired from the Oscars? "Late Night with Seth Meyers" Julie Bowen/Brett Ratner/Ben Kronberg? "Shootout" Brett Ratner? "Speed Round" Brett Ratner Controversy, Iggy Pop? "The Directors" The Films of Brett Ratner? Brett Ratner's Tower Heist Video Diary? "Last Call with Carson Daly" Taye Diggs/Brett Ratner? "Alexander Dumas starsi" Marnotratný otec? WHEW! Okay, the danger has passed. "American Gladiators" First Half Preliminary Round 4: Thomas/Foster vs. Simonds/Ratner vs. Nichting? "American Gladiators" First Half Quarterfinal Round 3: Thompson/Bottiggi vs. Simonds/Mentzer vs. Ratner? Antiratni kabare? Barzo, akuratno, okonchatelno? Bez obratnogo adresa? Bharatnatyam: Life, Breath, Dance? "Blockbusters" Niluka Eratni vs Nigel Harrison and Philip Tranter? "Blyustiteli poroka" Obratniy effekt? "Box Cricket League" Pune Anmol Ratns vs. Kolkata Babu Moshayes? "Bumerang" Povratno dodavanje? Chelovek bezvozvratnyy? "Czas honoru. Powstanie" Bratnia pomoc? Dashyu Ratnakar? "Drzavni Posao" Povratnik? Galih dan Ratna? Godine ratne, godine mirne? "Hit Me Up!" Noah Dahl Interviews VP of Regulatory Affairs, Marc Ratner at UFC HQ? "I kto tu rzadzi?" Bratnia pomoc peut-être? Jathi Malli? Jathilan: Trance and Possession in Java? "Jodha Akbar" Akbar Darbar (navratna)? Kanya Ratna? Kapi, vode, ratnici? "Koi Laut Ke Aaya Hai" Geetanjali Accuses Ratna? "Koi Laut Ke Aaya Hai" Who Is Ratna's Killer ?? "Komsije" Ratnici podzemlja? Lingababu & Co - Baddhakaratna? Money Ratnam? "My Brilliant Career" Ratner: Lord of the Rings? Navvite Navaratnalu? Nis ratna prestonica? Obratnaya storona Luny? Obratnaya storona luny? "Obratnaya storona Luny" 1 seriya? "Obratnaya storona Luny" 10 seriya? "Obratnaya storona Luny" 11 seriya? "Obratnaya storona Luny" 12 seriya? "Obratnaya storona Luny" 13 seriya? "Obratnaya storona Luny" 14 seriya? "Obratnaya storona Luny" 15 seriya? "Obratnaya storona Luny" 16 seriya? "Obratnaya storona Luny" 2 seriya? "Obratnaya storona Luny" 3 seriya? "Obratnaya storona Luny" 4 seriya? "Obratnaya storona Luny" 5 seriya? "Obratnaya storona Luny" 6 seriya? "Obratnaya storona Luny" 7 seriya? "Obratnaya storona Luny" 8 seriya? "Obratnaya storona Luny" 9 seriya? "Obratnaya storona Luny" Seriya 1? "Obratnaya storona Luny" Seriya 10? "Obratnaya storona Luny" Seriya 11? "Obratnaya storona Luny" Seriya 12? "Obratnaya storona Luny" Seriya 13? "Obratnaya storona Luny" Seriya 14? "Obratnaya storona Luny" Seriya 15? "Obratnaya storona Luny" Seriya 16? "Obratnaya storona Luny" Seriya 2? "Obratnaya storona Luny" Seriya 3? "Obratnaya storona Luny" Seriya 4? "Obratnaya storona Luny" Seriya 5? "Obratnaya storona Luny" Seriya 6? "Obratnaya storona Luny" Seriya 7? "Obratnaya storona Luny" Seriya 8? "Obratnaya storona Luny" Seriya 9? Obratnaya storona vydumki? Obratnaya svyaz? Obratnaya svyaz? Obratnoe dvizhenie? Obratnoy dorogi net? "Obratnoy dorogi net" Episode #1.1? Obratnyy otschet? Obratnyy otschet? Odlazak ratnika, povratak marsala? Pancha ratna? Pokhabovsk. Obratnaya storona Sibiri? Prevratnosti lyubvi? Prevratnosti sudby? Rajathi Raja? Rajathi Rojakili? Rangula Ratnam? Rangula Ratnam? Rani Ratnaprabha? Ratna bolnica Siska? Ratna Dakoo? Ratna kumala? Ratna Kumar? Ratna Manjari? Ratna noc u muzeju Prado? Ratnadeep? Ratnadeep? Ratnaghar? Ratnakar? Ratnamala? Ratnavali? Ratnavali? Ratni hljebovi? Ratni reporter? Ratnici i bosonogi? Ratnicki talenat? Ratnik? Ratnik? Rerberg i Tarkovskiy. Obratnaya storona 'Stalkera'? Rodjen kao ratnik? "Rodzinka.pl" Bratnia dusza? "Salas u Malom Ritu" Ratnikova jesen? "Saraswatichandra" Bapuji Plans To Go To Ratnagiri? Secanje na zenu ratnika? Sejtanov ratnik? "Selo gori, a baba se ceslja" Ispratnica? "Sifra Despot" Ratni drugovi? "Stand Up and Deliver" With Shelagh Ratner? Swartharatna? "Talent Watch" UFC Headquarters: UFC VP Marc Ratner vs. Interviewer Tai Urban? "The Insider's Watchlist" Konkona Sen Sharma, Ratna Pathak Shah & Director Alankrita Shrivastava? Triratna? "Trouble at the Top" Ratner Returns? Usnuli ratnik? "Vaga za tacno merenje" Ratna steta? "VO Buzz Weekly" Guest Bill Ratner Part 1? "VO Buzz Weekly" Guest Bill Ratner Part 2? Vratné lahve? Vrijeme ratnika? Vrijeme ratno i poratno? "Vrijeme ratno i poratno" Budala? "Vrijeme ratno i poratno" Kod Svetog Petra? "Vrijeme ratno i poratno" Ratovanje babe Andje? "Vrijeme ratno i poratno" Reakcionari? "Vrijeme ratno i poratno" Sedam domobrana? "Vrijeme ratno i poratno" Veseljak? "Vrijeme ratno i poratno" Vuk Bubalo? Yuva Ratna? Zvezde su oci ratnika?

...no? Nothing? Not even close? Well then, I guess it's all just BACK TO THE BAR THEN!!! I MEAN, BACK TO THE DIMETHYLSULPHOXIDE BOARD THEN!!! Drawing board; Ooo0*@%Q¤©®ºÒÓÔÕÖØÞðòóôõöøþCCCCDÐGGGGŒ?OOOUUUUUUÐOOOO‰@8ØÔþøöõôóðëêéèçæåäãâßÞÜÛÚÙØ×ÖÕԣܢoopoops... sorry about shouting. Okay, on to the next debut... oh, right! One debut this week... maybe it's a name? Maybe I'm looking for a person's name instead of a title. Kokkorn Benjathikoon perhaps? No? Well, how about Anjali Jathar then? Jimmy Jatho? Ooh! I love Aqualung. Shane Jatho? Sujatha? Sujatha? Sujatha? Ah, that's probably the same person. Prabhakar Jathar? Sujatha? Johann Kujath? Sujatha Acharya? Latika Jathar? Sujatha Acharya? Sompob Benjathikul? Ramnath Jathar? Sam Kujath? Sujatha? Sujatha Acharya? Sujatha Vaishnav? Hannes Cujath? Sujatha Rangarajar? Sompob Benjathikul? Jathisweran? K. Sujatha Raaju? Abhijatha Umesh? Sujatha Karri? Jathitha? Sujatha? Jayant Jathar? Sujatha Naidu? Parijatha? Sujatha? abhijatha Umesh? Abhijatha Umesh? Sujatha? Donna Jatho? Sujatha Rao? Sujatha? Jathavan Sriram? Jathurapat Ngernvichit? Anne Njathi? K.B. Sujatha? Sujatha Kumar? Sujatha? Kristine Kujath Thorp? Subbu Sujatha? Sujatha Shetty? Rajath Mayee? Sujatha Krishnamoorthly? Sujatha M. Kelly? Jathiyah Valentine? Anjathe Sridhar? Chardi Kala Jatha? Sujatha Chandradasa? Sujatha Weerasekara? Ajathashatru? Sujatha Sivakumar? Satya Jathar? Sujatha Chenthilnathan? Regina Kujath? Günter Kujath? Bhante Sujatha? Yojath Okamoto? Sujatha? Rajath Manjunath? Rajath Manjunath? Alexander Jatho? Sujatha Mohan? Jijo Sujathan? Sujatha? Sajatha Boyle? Jathson Ngalmi? Sujatha? Sujatha M. Kelly? Jathan Wilson? Vijathevan Rajaratwam? Sujatha? Karla Njathi? Sujatha Shetty? Sujatha? Arjun Yajath? Rajath Mayee? Kumar Rajath? Rajath Kumar? Sujatha Menon? Jayant Jathar? Shireen Jathoonia? Ratna Assan? Julia Bratna? Ratna Ghoshal? K. Gunaratnam? Donald Karunaratna? Dasari Kotiratnam? M. Krishnaratnam? Ratna Moerindiah? Yakup Muratnazarov? Pratapan Nagaratnam? Manesh Nesaratnam? Ratna Omidvar? Ganga Ratnam P.? Ratnajarn 'Pong' Panotte? Ratna Paquita? Ratna Pathak Shah? Ratnakar Phadke? Mani Ratnam? Ratna? Jamshed Ratnagar? Ratnamala? Puvvula Ratnamala? Ratnaprabha? Ravi Ratnavel? Rita Ratnayake? J. Selvaratnam? Shirani Sabratnam? Venkataratnam D.? Jivaratnam Abele? Mani Ratnam? Venkataratnam S.? Mani Ratnam? D. Ratnagar? Madan Ratnaparkhi? Ratna Palakodeti? Kumara Karunaratna? Tanya Selvaratnam? Ratna Dhakal? Gangaratnam? Desy Ratnasari? Somy Ratnayake? Ratna Bhooshan? Keshini Navaratnam? Ratna Fabri? Gamini Thillakaratna? P. Ratnamala? Bala Ratnanathan? Ratna Saagar? Ratna Riantiarno? Ramaratnam? Ratna Sarkar Mandel? Ratnaraj Kalanathan? Ratnakar? Dabboo Ratnani? Sharmini Tharmaratnam? Pradeep Ratnayake? A.M. Ratnam? Dinusha Ratnaweera? Ajay Ratnam? Zarina Ratna? Anand Ratna? Ratna Bhat? Ratna Rajaia? Ratna? Neel Ratna? Ratna Sarkar? Mrs. Ratna Uchil? Ratna Malay? G. Ratnam? Ratnam? Ratna Lahri? Nikhil Ratnaparkhi? Pon Charuratna? Jana Kankaratnam? Smt. Ratnambal S. Mudaliar? R. Raja Ratnam? Ratna Shetty? Anil Ratnakar? Ratnabali Bhattacharjee? Ratna Kumari? Ayu Ratna? Gopi Darmaratnam? Ratna Milana? Ratnakant Jagtap? Rohan Gunaratna? Ratnakar Laad? A.V. Ratnam? Mohan Ratnaparkhi? Ratna Maity? Banda Ratna Kumar? Taraka Ratna Ramarao Nandamuri? Ratnavelu? Viratna Vidyabanich? R.M.V. Ratnayake? Damitha Ratnasinghe? Ahil Ratnamohan? Ratna Krishnan? Ratna Suri? Dwi Ratna Sari? Ratna Ruchia? Ratna Djuwita? Ratna Bhatta? Nagaratna? Ratna Lalani Jayakody? Emil Jeyaratnam? S. Ratnam? Nhuchhen Ratna Shakya? Ratna? Ratna Galih? Jonathan Dipratna? P.G. Kapunaratna? Ratna Hegde? Ratna Farooq? Ratnam? Rengan Rajaratnam? Kali N. Ratnam? Karen Gunaratnam? Debby Ratna? Ratna Suminar? Neil Ratnavira? Ratnakar-Madhu? Nani Ratnawati? Ratna Pappert? Ratnam? Anoop Ratnaker Rao? Rajani Ratnaparkhi? Vidu Gunaratna? Ratna Sarumpaet? Ratnajit Roy? Sita Ratnam Yeleti? Ratna Dhaliwal? Ratna Rakshit? Athavan Rajaratnam? Sai Ratnam? Roshina Ratnam? Ratna Bhattal? Ratna Sinha? Lara Ratnaraja? Avnesh Ratnanesan? Buddi Ratna Sherchan? Daya Ratnasingham? Arinthan Ratnasingam? Bhakti Ratnaparkhi? Nitin Ratnaparkhi? Bingu Ratnapala? Noor Ida Ratna? Mason Navaratnasingam? Ratna Lachmansingh? Jehan Ratnatunga? Ratna Deep? Arul Gunaratnam? Ratna Asmara? Sharmini Tharmaratnan? Vibhor Ratna? Ratnakar Tripathy? Ratna Chattopadhyay? Anita Ratnam? Anoosha Jayaratnam? Ratnabali Ghosh? K.G. Chandani Renuka Ratnayake? Ratna Kabir Sweety? Ratna Goswami? Ratna Debby Ardi? Ragu Gunaratnam? Mocha Gunaratna? Ratna Chowdhury? Ratnavali Anderson? Ratna Messah? Pt. Nityabodha Bidyaratna? Ratna P. Soerjohadi? Rohan Seevaratnam? Dileni Ratnayake? Ratna Mitra? Ratnakar Singh? Krishna Aratna? Ratnakanya? Ratna Sjamsiar Idris? Ratnabali Roy? Ratna Das? Dinesh Kanagaratnam? Ratnabali Bose? Brinthan Gunaratnam? Shehan Rajaratnam? Clarence Satheesh Rajaratnam? Ratna Pal? Ratna Deb? Priya Rajaratnam? Kirsty Ratnarajah? Diluckshan Jeyaratnam? Ratna Mukhopadhyay? Ratna Das? Surasak Sieratna? Suravot Sieratna? Ravi Ratnam? Maheshwari Ratnam? Bandi Ratna Kumar? Mark Jeevaratnam? K. Ratnasabapathy? Ratna Goswami? Anish Ratna Tuladhar? Ratna Manna? Joe Keerthiratna? Ratna Barman? Eka Ratna Sall? Divye Ratna Dixit? Aaryan Dinesh Kanagaratnam? Ruchi Ratna? Ratnabali Chakraborty? Dhruba Ratna Tuladhar? Dinusha Dharmaratna? Uditha Gunaratna? Naveen Ratnayake? Ratnadip Nayek? Daniel Ariaratnam? Krishnadhas Thambiratnam? Krishnadhas Thambiratnam? Ratna Chatterjee? Ratna Sarkar? Jessica Ratnasbapathy? Kumuthu Tilakna Gunaratna? Hooman Ghodratnama? Ratna Dasgupta? Sohan Ratnaike? Ratnamaiah? John Ratnaswamy? Gershon Selvaratnam? Gershon Selvaratnam? Guanaratna Pyiasiri? Ratnakar Matkari? Ratnakar Shevale? Gershon Selvaratnam? Ratna Aldoncar? Ratnamala Gaikwad? Amanda Ratnayake? Arjun Gopalratnam? Taraka Ratna Ramarao Nandamuri? Rohan Sabaratnam? Gunapala Ratnasekera? Tickiri Ratnayake? Ratna Yusniawati? Ratna Baburao? Ratnadeep Sharma? Ratnamala Kamalakar Narse? Ratnamma Logishetty? Keerthi Ratnayake? Thanapalan Rajaratnam? Chris Ratnarajah? Sneha Ratnalikar? Jayaratnam Jayamohan? Ratna? Arjun Gopalratnam? Karthiga Ratnasabapathy? Ratna Gunasinghe? Pressanna Selvaratnam? Brinthan Gunaratna? Anoushka Ratnarajah? Ratna? Kanchana Karunaratna? Georgina Ratnatunga? Tashi Jayaratnam? Johnathan Kanagaratnam? Ratnakar Raut? Raj Rajaratnam? Ratnabali Bhattacharjee? Anthony Vijayaratnam? Vipularatna? Jay Rajaratnam? R.M. Ratna Kumar? Janahan Kanakaratnam? King Ratnam? Roja Ratnamambra? Joyce Ratna? Diamond Ratnam? Nabilah Ratna Ayu Azalia? Eka Ratna Sari? Ratnapriya Deb? Amal Tharmaratnam? Suthakaran Navaratnam? Anand Tharmaratnam? Eugene Rajaratnam? Ratna Marlina? Ratnang Tulawan? Jeyanthan Jeyaratna? Gowtham Ratnaraj? Diamond Ratna Babu? Ratnakar Gowda? S. Ratnamaiah? Rajratna Bhojane? Anouk Ratnawibhushana? Sanjay Ratnan? Pratheepan Selvaratnam? M. Ratnam? Ratna Syahnakri? Koby Rajaratnam? Tanya Darmaratnam? Ratnakar M.? Thilakshini Ratnayake? Nandhini Nagaratnam? Ratnabali Bhattacharjee? Ratnabali Bhattacharjee? Gauri Ratna? Bharat Ratna Bhargava? Safia Sultana Ratna? Somy Ratnayake? Ratna S Halim? Letitia Ratnam? Ratnabali Bhattacharjee? Ratna Sari? Vithusan Vijayaratnam? Dharamratna Labde? Ratna S. Halim? Marjeta Fratnar? S.N. Dhanaratnam? Somy Ratnayake? Ratna? Sri Nagaratnam Velicheti? Mr. Ratnakar? Senani Ratnayake? Victor Ratnayake? Augustus Vinayagaratnam? Deepa Seevaratnam? Ratna Dewi Agung? Maharjan Ratna? Kanthan Gunaratnam? Kanthan Gunaratnam? Yosuf Ratna-Ali? Samuel Ratna-Ali? Sunita Ratna-Chopra? Dhia Chandraratna? Uthayan Selvaratnam? Kirtiratna Bansode? Ratna Reddy Velagala? Kosala Guneratna? Rubina Ratnakar? Sunthorn Boonratnang? Ratnadeep Bansode? Nikhil Ratnaprikhi? Jeyanthan Jeyaratnam? Mani Ratnam? Ratnatanaya Patil? Mani Ghodratnama? W.A. Ratnayake? Dilip Ratnam? Jhelum Ratna? Ratna Dewi? Ratna Ghoshal? Jude Ratnam? Jude Ratnam? Ratna Sarkar Mandal? M. Venkataratnam? Ratna Schröer? Amit Ratnakar Kulkarni? Ratna Maya Gurung? Herlina Ratnafuri? Binod Ratna? Ratna Ruthinah?

...no? Nothing? Not even close? Well then, I guess it's all just BACK TO THE BARN THEN!!! I MEAN, BACK TO THE DEUTSCHEMARK BOARD THEN!!! Drawing board; Ooo0*@%Q¤©®ºÒÓÔÕÖØÞðòóôõöøþCCCCDÐGGGGŒ?OOOUUUUUUÐOOOO‰@8ØÔþøöõôóðëêéèçæåäãâßÞÜÛÚÙØ×ÖÕԣܢoopoops... sorry about shouting. Okay, on to the next debut... oh, right! That's the last one this week! I mean, there's also Hannibal's... 1991 Hannibal's latest called The Father, but that's been out three weeks already. Besides, it's Oscar (TM) (R) (C) winners hanging out with Oscar (R) (C) (TM) winners. I gotta go; I think the kitchen's on fire.