Saturday, August 28, 2021

Auteur Watch - Joey Ansah

Our next auteur is a feller named Joey Ansah, and... well, regular readers of this here blog know that I'm the type of guy that, when it comes to someone named Joey Ansah, I can't help but think of people like Abena Ansah or Afua Owusu-Ansah or Akwasi Owusu-Ansah or Akwasi Owusu-Ansah or Andy Ansah or Araba Ansah or Claudius Ansah or David Ansah or Delisa Ansah or DeShawn Ansah or Ekuwa Ansah or Elvis Ansah Nyame or Emmanuel Maclord Ansah or Enest Ansah or Ernest A. Ansah or Faustina Owusu-Ansah or Francisca Ansah or Gabriella Ansah or Hassan Ansah or Helita Obriyie Ansah or Henry Ansah or Jonathan Ansah or Jonathan Frimpong-Ansah or Joy Ansah or Karen Ansah or Kay Ansah or Kofi Boachie-Ansah or Kofi Opoku-Ansah or Kofi Owusu-Ansah or Kojo Edu Ansah or Kwab Ofori-Ansah or Kwabena Ansah or Kweku Ansah or Makeda Ansah or Melissa Owusu-Ansah or Mensa Ansah or Mensa Ansah or Merryl Ansah or Michael Ansah or Nana Ansah or Nana Ofori-Ansah or Nana Yaa Ansah or Peter Owusu-Ansah or Richmond A. Ansah or Richmond Ampene Ansah or Robert Ansah or Ryan Ansah or Sarah Ansah or Selina Frimpong Ansah or Tamara Lois Ansah or Tamoa Ansah or Tina Tena Ansah or Tina Tena Ansah or Trinity Ansah or William Ansah or William Ansah or Worlanyo F. Ansah

And as long as we're considering people named Ansah, is it not also right to consider someone like Aanika Khansaheb? And what about people like Adoja Quansah and Alex Quansah and Ashley Ntansah and Asli Kapansahin and Aslihan Kapansahin and Aubrey Ghansah and Aubrey Ghansah and Céphas Bansah and Carlo Bansah and Cassius Kwansah and Desmond Kwame Nkansah and Earny Pansah and Edde Quansah and Ekua Ghansah and Emmanuel Quansah and Eric Ntorinkansah and Eric Quansah and Fiifi Ghansah and Gabriele Bansah and Hardiyansah B. Yasin and Ilham Nurwansah and Islam Amansahedov and Jane Mansah and Jeffery Nkansah Boateng and Jesse Quansah and Jessedy Quansah and John Adu Quansah and Joyce Bansah and Katharina Bansah and Khansaheb and Kwabena Gyansah and Kwadwo Nkansah and Logan Ntansah and Maiya Quansah-Breed and Margaret Nkansah and Mohamad Ariansah and Monica Ntansah and Muchammad Afri Hansah and Oliver Quansah and Patrick kweku kværnø Quansah and Pentsiwa Quansah and Peter Quansah and Philip Quansah and Philip Quansah Jr. and Priscilla Atansah and Richmond Ghansah and Rita Ansahari and Ruffy Samuel Quansah and Ryansah Oktorolu Imanda and S. Hassansahab and Sevki Kapansahin and Shansahn Jin and Stacy Ntansah and Theodora Quansah? And what about Tine Rustiansah and Turansah Tumer and... oh, right! Oops! The last one. 

But I haven't even arrived at the best part yet. I get to ask my old, oft-asked question in situations like this: what do this guythis guy, this guy and this guy all have in common?  That's RIGHT!  Same guy.  And what do this gal and this gal have in common?  That's RIGHT!  And this one guy and this other guy?  That's RIGHT!  The same guy... and they both passed away in 2008.  Unfortunate.  My condolences to the families.  Apparently the Ghana filmmaking community can't afford film stock.  But they were ahead of their time, because it's all digital video now, right?  Okay, one last one.  What do this guy and this guy have in common?  That's RIGHT!  Same guy.  And speaking of the same guy... yup!  Still the Highlander.  Man, I wish I had that guy's secret... oh, right.  Let's take a look at this week's Auteur, Joey Ansah... oh, he'll be all right.  People in the Matt Damon business usually are.  Nice necklace!  And in addition to being an actor and a director, he also wears about seven or eight other hats... Another thing I meant to keep track of.  Some of these guys, you know... they wear, like, eighteen, twenty hats!  All the hats, really.  Joel Coen only has about eleven, but... I think that kid's going to be okay too!  I guess it's all in how you wear them.  Spielberg's only got sixteen, but....... where was I?  Oh, right.  We were talking about Joey Ansah, but what was the question?

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