Citizen Kane. The Deer Hunter. Lawrence of Arabia. These are just some of the films that our next auteur Joshua Brewster really meant to watch, but you know. Who has the time? And did you know that most of the people in those films are dead? All dead! Citizen Kane anyway, probably! That's... that's a little troublesome, isn't it? I mean, remember Harry Potter and that mirror? Gotta drag yourself away, dude! Just drag yourself away.
And so he did! He locked himself away in the Director's Fortress of Solitude, and emerged, ready to fly away and stop the bad things that happen in the world... something like that. Become the Man in the Chair, if you will... Cameron Kincaid. Classic name. I think that's Latin for "He Who Orchestrates With State-Of-The-Art Technologies." And remember! You can't spell "Avid" without "Cameron Kincaid"... I'll get back to you on that. Okay, let's see what we got (as of this writing). A freshman opus called The Story Of: The Tortured Artist... okay, it's a start! Could be part of a series! The The Story Of: series, soon to be award-winning! Something like this is usually available on the YouTubes, and... nope! Not there. Okay, Plan B. The IMDb does have a feature called "Official Sites," of which Brewster's film has partaken! And... hmm! I've never heard of Bandzoogle before. Better check it out... okay, apparently it's like GoDaddy, but specifically for bands! Wow... build a website in minutes. I've been studying web programming on and off for many a moon now, and barely built one website! Whelp, here's hoping you conquer that infamous sophomore slump, Mr. Brewster!
Homepage of Josh Breezzyy - star of The Story Of: The Tortured Artist
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