Gotta go soon, but the other debut is called Hot Rod... no, wait, that's the 2007
Sunday, June 03, 2018
Adrift, Action Point... Something Beginning With "A'
We've only got two debuts this week... meanwhile, all the losers and haters in the Lame Stream Media (TM)(R)(C) are talking about how the latest Star Wars prequel "limped" over the 100 million finish line. Okay, it's true and all, but... I dunno. Try a little tenderness, will ya? Just gimme some tenderness beneath that honesty, okay? Anyway, on to the debuts. The first one this week is called Adrift... same old story about one or more people alone in the ocean. You know, if this were made ten to twelve years ago, Dane Cook would've been in the lead. Perfect audience for one of his standup concerts. Sorry, co-lead. I know, it's based on a novel, but still... didn't All Is Lost come out not so long ago? Just sayin'.
Gotta go soon, but the other debut is called Hot Rod... no, wait, that's the 2007Adam Sandler Andy Samberg vehicle. No, the current instant case is called Action Point, and it's basically Johnny Knoxville doing a dramatic version of a Jackass movie. Apparently, none of the Jackass movies or seasons of the TV show are available at the library. Bias much? Some of the Chucky movies are, oddly enough. That's right, kids should learn about possessed toys, and not something off of MTV. Ooh! Almost forgot. Probably other stuff I forgot to mention, but I want to give a shout out to Johnny Pemberton, who stands out in the cast, if only because, as of this writing, his IMDb pic is upside down. Clearly taking a page from Drop Dead Fred, am I right?
Gotta go soon, but the other debut is called Hot Rod... no, wait, that's the 2007
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