Sunday, November 03, 2019

The Law of Diminishing Box Office Returns, Or Beating their Audience with Broom Handles and Leather Belts, and that they STILL didn't pay Any Attention

Brought to you by The Alanis Morrisette School.  The Alanis Morrisette School!  You live, you learn.  You pay tuition... and oh boy, do you ever learn.  Also brought to you by Frank Lee.  Frank Lee!  Of course, when you're talking about Frank Lee, you could mean THIS Frank Lee or THAT Frank Lee or THIS Frank Lee or THAT Frank Lee or even THIS Frank Lee or even THIS one or even THIS ONE or THIS ONE or THIS ONE or THIS ONE or THAT ONE or ... man!  How many of these
Frank Lees are there?  I never thought I'd say this, but frankly there's too many Frank Lees.  But I guess I gotta ask: how about this Frank Lee?  Or this Frank Lee or this one or this one and that one and that one and this one or this one and that one or him and this guy and... oops!  I guess he was the last one.  They're all men, right?  I knew it.  How could I forget Frankie and Johnny?  Shame on me.  Whelp, as much as I hate to be a Database Backseat Driver, (Spoiler Alert: I actually don't) they all do seem to check out, but there were a couple with no film credits at all, and a couple from the late 2000s who seem to be repeats, but whatever.  Maybe it's a common name, who knows.  Speaking of which, doesFrank Lee Sawry count?  I kinda think it should.  How about Frank Lee Morris or even Frank Lee Morris?  What about Frank Lee Wilson or Frank Lee Lorenzo?  Frank Lee Drennen?  Frank Lee Wills?  Frank Leeuwenberg?  Wonho Frank Lee?  G. Frank Leedy?  Am I asking too many questions again?  Here's another question.  So we got this barrage of Ads on the IMDb for Disney's new streaming service on November the 12th, so a) remember, remember the 12th of November.  We got all the greats: the Avengers (Marvel), the Incredibles, Moana, the new female Luke Skywalker, and a cheetah.  On the right (physical) we got the new Captain America, the Incredibles again, Frozen, the new C3PO and... Jeff Goldblum with a pair of glasses?  What do the cheetah and Jeff Goldblum with glasses have in common, besides being the one on the list that no one knows what it's for?  I'm scanning his pics and I'm thinking it's probably not The Favour, the Watch and the Very Big Fish which is of course one of the forgotten C.S. Lewis titles.  He did try many before finally hitting on the perfect combination of... something about a piece of furniture, a big cat and... you get the idea.  Panel, come up with your own list: GO!  Um... the omelette, the oil pan and that weird door at the end of the hallway that's too narrow and no one has the key for.
Wow!  That's the most I've devoted to one of our sponsors yet!  Well, let's not waste any more time or space, and just get right into it.  There's a new Terminator movie out, and I thought about someone's review of the 2003 installment in which they said "Well, it's another year before a big Presidential election, so that means a new Terminator movie."  The first one was pivotal for Reagan's reelection, as you may remember.  But the headline on Variety noted something about, um... slightly disappointing box office returns.  But what do they expect?  It's an 'R' picture!  'R' pictures generally aren't big blockbusters anymore.  Why, even Terminator 2 had to do a slow march to $100 million and beyond.  Personally, I think Terminator 2 put itself out of business by being so damn good.  Not that Mackenzie Davis isn't a sweetheart and all that.  Not to mention the whole Lord of the Rings creating a necessity for large crowds in these blockbusters now.  Apparently, a scene on the battlefield with hundreds of thousands of Terminators duking it out at Burning Man still couldn't ignite a firestorm of buzz amongst the moviegoing populace.  Alas.  But what do I ask for at the multiplex?  I know it's got some kind of weird title... something about destiny or karma or kismet or something.  I mean... could it be 12 Minutes to Heaven: Fate?  Nah.  All the good Terminator movies are in league with the devil.  What about 1PW: A Cruel Twist of Fate?  Nah, this isn't a Two-Face movie.  How about 1PW: A Cruel Twist of Fate Fan Conference?  Maybe 9Realms: The Fateful Oath?  A Blinded Fate possibly?  A Date With Fate perhaps?  Could it be A Fate Amenable to Change?  A Fate Foretold?  A Fate Worse Than Death?  A Game with Fate?  A Peculiar Fate Awaits the Earth?  A Run with Fate?  A Simple Twist of Fate?  A Taste of Fate?  A Terrible Fate?  A Touch of Fate?  A Toy of Fate?  A Trick of Fate?  A Trick of Fate?  A Twist of Fate?  A Twist of Fate?  A Twist of Fate?  A Twist of Fate?  A Twist of Fate?  A Twist of Fate?  A Twist of Fate?  A Twist of Fate?  A Twisted Fate?  A Twisted Fate?  A Web of Fate?  A Woman of Paris: A Drama of Fate?  A Wondrous Fate?  Achates by Fate?  Act of Fate?  Afate zendegi ya morphin?  Ahsoka: Fate of Heroes?  Al-fatenah we el saalouk?  Aladdin: Fate of Agrabah?  An Arrangement with Fate?  Ariel + Miranda + Fate?  As Fate Decides?  As Fate Decreed?  As Fate Willed?  As Fate Wills?  As the Fates Decree?  Aura: Fate of the Ages?  Ballad of the Evil Fate?  Baydara: Fate of Edra?  Bayonetta: Bloody Fate?  Black Fate?  Blind Fate?  Blind Fate?  Blind Fate?  Blind Fate?  Blind Fate?  Blind Fate?  Books on Fate: Memory?  Boy Harsher: Fate?  Broken Fate?  Broken Fate?  Broken Fate Line?  Brush with Fate?  But Time and Fate?  By Fate's Decree?  Calafate?  Captain E.J. Smith, R.N.R. Commander of the Ill Fated S.S. Titanic: A Final Inspection of His Vessel Ten Minutes Before Sailing Time?  Card Fate?  Carnal Fate?  Castlevania: Lords of Shadow - Mirror of Fate?  Challenging Fate?  Chasing Fate?  Children of Fate?  Children of Fate?  Children of Fate?  Choosing Fate?  Circle of Fate?  Circle of fate?  Concealment of Fate?  Cory's Fate?  Crazy- 7: Fate of the Crazy Squad?  Critical Rescue: Fateful Journey?  Cross Fate?  Da Kalifatet Blev Delt I To?  Date Fate?  Date with Fate?  Debate Your Fate?  Department of Fate?  Diamonds Bullets & Fate?  Diamonds of Fate?  Divine Fate?  Dribbling Fate?  Driven by Fate?  Drums of Fate?  Duel of the Fates?  Dylan's Fate?  Easy to Learn, Hard to Master: The Fate of Atari?  Eddy and the Fate of the Universe?  Eghteyal Faten Tawfik?  Egyptian Prophecy: Fate of Ramses?  El hamawat el fatenat?  El kommissariate el fatenate?  Electric Purgatory: The Fate of the Black Rocker?  Embrace Your Fate?  Enmeshed by Fate?  Escape the Fate: Alive?  Escape the Fate: Breaking Me Down?  Escape the Fate: Live at the Roxy?  Escape the Fate: Ungrateful?  Without a Name?  Eterafate Zehne Khatarnake Man?  Eyes of Fate?  Eyes of Fate?  Face to Fate?  Fangs of Fate?  Fangs of Fate?  Fat and Fate?  FATE - It Is What It Is!?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  FATE of a MaThoR?  Fate (A Dating App)?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate?  Fate & Fortune?  Fate & Hope?  Fate Accompli?  Fate Accompli?  Fate and Destiny: A Road Less Traveled?  Fate and Dreams?  Fate and Fortune?  Fate and Fugitive?  Fate and Three?  Fate by Numbers?  Fate come a casa vostra?  Fate Come Me?  Fate come noi?  Fate Drops in Learned Halls?  Fate Fashions a Letter?  Fate Federal Agent 8?  Fate Forthcoming?  Fate Gets a Push?  Fate Has No Plan?  Fate Is the Hunter?  Fate la carità?  Fate la storia senza di me?  Fate of a Fruit?  Fate of a Man?  Fate of a Self-Defence Corps Member?  Fate of Heart?  Fate of Reality?  Fate of Revenge?  Fate of the Arrogant: Unspoken?  Fate of the Dragon?  Fate of the Mustang?  Fate of the Plains?  Fate of the Sloth?  Fate Scores?  Fate Takes a Hand?  Fate Takes a Hand?  Fate to Love?  Fate Train?  Fate Twisted Simply?  Fate un bel sorriso?  Fate, or Something Like It?  Fate, or Something Like That, I Guess?  Fate: A Miwok Story?  Fate: Part 1?  Fate: Redux?  Fate!??  Fate's Alibi?  Fate's Awful Jest?  Fate's Boomerang?  Fate's Decision?  Fate's Decree?  Fate's Decree?  Fate's Fathead?  Fate's Finger?  Fate's Frame-Up?  Fate's Funny Frolic?  Fate's Healing Hand?  Fate's Interception?  Fate's Midnight Hour?  Fate's Mockery?  Fate's Plaything?  Fate's Protecting Arm?  Fate's Round-Up?  Fate's Shadow?  Fate's Turning?  Fate's Vengeance?  Fate's Warning?  Fate's Way?  Fate/Apocrypha?  Fate/Cero?  Fate/Extella?  Fate/Extra Last Encore?  Fate/Grand Order?  Fate/Grand Order: First Order?  Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya?  Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya 2wei?  Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya 2wei! Herz!?  Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya 3rei?  Fate/prototype?  Fate/stay night?  Fate/stay night: Realta nua?  Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works?  Fate/Zero?  Fate/Zero Remix?  Fateacher?  Fated?  Fated?  Fated?  Fated?  Fated?  Fated?  Fated Choices?  Fated Echoes?  Fated Night?  Fated to Repeat?  Fateful?  Fateful?  Fateful?  Fateful Belief?  Fateful Date?  Fateful Day?  Fateful Findings?  Fateful Love?  Fateful Love 2?  Fatefully Yours?  Fateh?  Fateh?  Fateh?  Fateh singh?  Fatehe Delha?  Fatehine sahra?  Fateko Jutta?  Fateko Jutta 2?  Fateless?  Fateless?  Fatels: Tough Luck Kid?  Fatenah?  Fater?  Fates Forever?  Fates of Ambition?  Fates Warning: Firefly?  Fates Warning: Live in Athens?  FateSpinner?  Fatevi vivi, la polizia non interverrà?  Fear of Fate?  Feeding Fate?  Fido's Fate?  Fighting Fate?  Fighting Fate?  Final Twist of Fate?  Finger of Fate: Phil Polakoff MD and His Journey Through Healthcare?  Fire Emblem: Fates?  Fires of Fate?  Fires of Fate?  Fires of Fate?  Flirting with Fate?  Flirting with Fate?  Flirting with Fate?  Fools of Fate?  Forcing Fate?  Gekijouban Fate/kaleid liner Purizuma Iriya: Sekka no chikai?  Gekijouban Fate/Stay Night: Heaven's Feel - III. Spring Song?  Gekijouban Fate/Stay Night: Heaven's Feel - I. Presage Flower?  Gekijouban Fate/Stay Night: Heaven's Feel - II. Lost Butterfly?  Gekijouban Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works?  General Hospital: Twist of Fate?  Generic Fate?  Gentleman's Fate?  Going Against Fate?  Hand of Fate?  Hand of Fate?  Hand of Fate?  Hand of Fate?  Hand of Fate?  Hand of Fate?  Hand of Fate 2?  Hand of Fate 2?  Hands of Fate?  Hands of Fate?  Hands: The Fate of 'Manos'?  Heaven's Fate?  Henry Beck and the Dagger of Fate?  His Bitter Fate?  His Fatal Fate?  His Fate's Rehearsal?  Historian Recounts Fateful Mission That Took Her Father's Life?  Hogtied by Fate?  Hostage to Fate?  Ill Fate?  Ill Fated?  Ill Fated?  Ill Fated?  Ill-Fated?  Ill-Fated Lovers?  Ill-Fated Whom Time Long'st Did Frown?  Illusions Fate: The Dying Anthem?  In Fate's Cycle?  In Fate's Grip?  Indian Fate?  Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis?  Instruments of Fate?  Jealous Fate?  Juggling with Fate?  Just a Little Politics: The United Fates of Famerica?  Kaijutsu: Super Battle for the Ultimate Fate of the World - Z-Squad Super Scientists Vs. Uroja?  Kellafate?  Kiyoshi: Fates Wrath?  La Hora Fate?  Le fate ignoranti?  Leap of Fate?  Leap of Fate?  Leehom Wang feat. Tan Wei Wei: Bridge of Fate?  Left-Handed Fate?  Lessons of Fate. Dignity.?  Lessons of Fate. The Wisdom.?  Lethal Fate?  Linked by Fate?  Love & Fate?  Love and Fate?  Loves Fate?  Majora's Mask: Terrible Fate?  Man's Fate?  Manifest Destiny: A Fates Calling?  Manos: The Hands of Fate?  Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds?  Masked Fate?  Master of My Fate?  McCarn Plays Fate?  Mistaken Fate?  Mitch Fatel Is Magical?  Mortal Kombat Fates Beginning?  My Life: The Fate of a Phenom?  My Name Is Faten?  New Day New Fate?  No Fate But What We Make: 'Terminator 2' and the Rise of Digital Effects?  Olivia Newton-John: Twist of Fate?  Olivia Newton-John: Twist of Fate?  On the Chess Board of Fate?  Palawan Fate?  Partners of Fate?  Party of Fate?  Pathways the Trilogy: Choosing Fate?  Pawn of Fate?  Pawns of Fate?  Pawns of Fate?  Pawns of Fate?  Photographic Fate?  Play with Fate?  Playthings of Fate?  Playthings of Fate?  Puppets of Fate?  Puppets of Fate?  Puppets of Fate?  Quirk of Fate - Eine Laune des Schicksals?  Rahat Fateh Ali Khan: Dil Zaffran?  Realms of Ukodor: Bound by Fate?  Red String of Fate?  Red Thread of Fate?  Rescued by Fate?  Resonance of Fate?  Restoring the Hands of Fate?  Riddles of Fate: Wild Hunt (Collector's Edition)?  RiffTrax Live: Manos - The Hands of Fate?  Rising Waters: Global Warming and the Fate of the Pacific Islands?  Ropes of Fate?  Ropes of Fate 2?  Rough Patch: Twisted Fate?  Runaway, a Twist of Fate?  Sand of Fate?  Sands of Fate?  Sandwiches, Fates & Notes?  Sealed Fates?  Sealing Your Fate?  Seed of Fate?  Shackles of Fate?  She Believes in Fate?  Simple Twist of Fate?  Simple Twist of Fate?  Sinister Fate: Drop Dead Goregous?  Sins of Fate?  Sleeping with Fate?  Sparks of Fate?  Star Wars: Phantoms of Fate?  Staring Down Fate?  Stonetrade: Fight the Fate?  Strange Fates: A Fantasy?  Sunset Fate?  Sure As Fate?  Switch of Fate?  Tangled Fates?  Targets of Fate?  Taylor Dayne: Twists of Fate?  Tchaikovsky's Women and Fate?  Temping Fate?  Tempting Fate?  Tempting Fate?  Tempting Fate?  Tempting Fate?  Tempting Fate?  Tempting Fate?  Tempting Fate: The Stunts of 'Paycheck'?  Tere Bin Nahi Lagda, a tribute to Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan?  The Awful Fate of Melpomenus Jones?  The Bank Burglar's Fate?  The Bastards of Fate: Huge Magic?  The Beautiful Fate?  The Circle of Fate?  The Circle of Fate?  The Counterfeiter's Fate?  The Crossroads of Fate?  The Crucible of Fate?  The Cruise of Fate?  The Cycle of Fate?  The Descending of Fate?  The Duel of Fates?  The Duke: Fate of Humanity?  The Fastidious Fate of Things That Fly?  The Fate?  The Fate Bakers?  The Fate Machine?  The Fate of a Flirt?  The Fate of a Squaw?  The Fate of All Dreams?  The Fate of America?  The Fate of Choice?  The Fate of Cysalion?  The Fate of Elizabeth?  The Fate of Furbearing Animals on Norwegian Fur Farms?  The Fate of Juan Garcia?  The Fate of Love?  The Fate of Number One?  The Fate of Persistent Pete?  The Fate of Phoenix?  The Fate of Renate Langen?  The Fate of Sophie Miller?  The Fate of Tension?  The Fate of the Dolphin?  The Fate of the Fish?  The Fate of the Furious?  The Fate of the Furious: All About the Stunts?  The Fate of the Furious: Behind-The-Scenes Family?  The Fate of the Furious: Car Culture?  The Fate of the Furious: Heating Up Iceland?  The Fate of the Furious: How to Stop Toretto?  The Fate of the Furious: In the Family?  The Fate of the Furious: The Cuban Spirit?  The Fate of the Furious: Touring the Toy Shop?  The Fate of the Furious: Wrecking Ball?  The Fate of the Twister?  The Fated?  The Fated Assemblage of Dr. Malvagio?  The Fateful Diamond?  The Fateful Encounter of Wendy and Earl?  The Fates?  The Fates?  The Fates?  The Fates?  The Fates and Flora Fourflush?  The Fates and Ryan?  The Finger of Fate?  The Finger Prints of Fate?  The Fires of Fate?  The Flash of Fate?  The Flash of Fate?  The Fly Leaf of Fate?  The Footlights of Fate?  The Gamers: Hands of Fate?  The Garden of Fate?  The Gift of Fate?  The Gods of Fate?  The Guided Fate Paradox?  The Guiding Fate?  The Hand of Fate?  The Hand of Fate?  The Hand of Fate?  The Helmet of Dr. Fate?  The Highway of Fate?  The Hour of Fate?  The Idol of Fate?  The Ill-Fated Adventure of Junior Fletcher?  The Inevitable Fate of Mr. Tourani?  The Interrogation or Why I Stopped Caring About the Fate of Humanity?  The Irony of Fate?  The Irony of Fate?  The Irony of Fate?  The Irony of Fate 2?  The Jewelled Dagger of Fate?  The Jocular Winds of Fate?  The Jury of Fate?  The Ledger of Fate?  The Legend of Kyrandia: The Hand of Fate?  The Madman's Fate?  The Many Sad Fates of Mr. Toledano?  The Menace of Fate?  The Pendulum of Fate?  The Pendulum of Fate?  The Perversity of Fate?  The Play of the Fate?  The Revenge I: A Visit from Fate?  The Shuttle of Fate?  The Snare of Fate?  The Snare of Fate?  The Spy's Fate?  The Sternness of Fate?  The Stroke of Fate?  The Sunny South or The Whirlwind of Fate?  The Sword of Fate?  The Terminator: Dawn of Fate?  The Terrible Fate of Humpty Dumpty?  The Threads of Fate?  The Tides of Fate?  The Traitor's Fate?  The Trick of Fate?  The Vagaries of Fate?  The Vengeance of Fate?  The Vicissitudes of Fate?  The Village Fate?  The Vintage of Fate?  The Vortex of Fate?  The Ways of Fate?  The Web of Fate?  The Wheels of Fate?  The Winds of Fate?  Their Fates 'Sealed'?  Thirteen Against Fate?  Threads of Fate?  Threads of Fate?  Three Cornered Fate?  Thunderbolts of Fate?  Time and Fate?  Touched by Fate?  Tourism: The Fate of Maui?  Toys of Fate?  Toys of Fate?  Travails of Fate?  Travails of Fate 2?  Traveler's Fate?  Tricks of Fate?  Trifling with Fate?  Trump Should Not Be Weighing in on the Fate of Sayfullo Saipov?  Tryst of Fate?  Turns of Fate?  Twin Fates?  Twist of Fate?  Twist of Fate?  Twist of Fate?  Twist of Fate?  Twist of Fate?  Twist of Fate?  Twist of Fate?  Twist of Fate?  Twist of Fate?  Twist of Fate?  Twist of Fate?  Twist of Fate?  Twist of Fate?  Twist of Fate?  Twist of Fate?  Twist of Fate 2?  Twist of Fate: Have You Seen This Man?  Twist of Fate: The Best of the Hardy Boyz?  Twisted Fate?  Twisted Fate?  Twisted Fate?  Twisted Fate?  Twisted Fate?  Twisted Fate?  Twisted Fate?  Twisted Fates?  Twisted Fates?  Twisting Fate?  Twisting Fate?  Twisting Fate with Death and Larry?  Twists of Fate?  Unforgivable Fate?  Unfortunate Fate?  United by Fate 1?  United by Fate 2?  United by Fate 3?  United by Fate 4?  United by Fate 5?  United by Fate 6?  Prevratnosti sudby?  Victims of Fate?  Wanted: Weapons of Fate?  War of China's Fate?  Web of Fate?  Western Fate?  Wheel of Fate?  Wheels of Fate?  Wheels of Fate?  Wheels of Fate?  When Fate Calls?  When Fate Decides?  When Fate Decrees?  When Fate Disposes?  When Fate Frowned?  When Fate Leads Trump?  When Fate Rebelled?  When Fate Was Kind?  When the Fates Spin?  Where is fatemeh's House??  Whirlpool of Fate?  WWE: Twist of Fate - The Matt and Jeff Hardy Story?  Yagyu Jubei: The Fate of the World?  Yosemite: The Fate of Heaven?  You Can't Predict Fate?  Your Fate Here?  Yours Fatefully?

...no?  Not even close?  Well, then I guess it's BACK TO THE KITCHEN THEN!!!  I mean, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD THEN!!!!!!!  Oops... sorry about the shouting.  Meanwhile, in 2nd place, it's Jodie Foster's black friend from The Silence of the Lambs back in the director's chair, after a much needed break.  She's got the hot new historical drama that just might sweep the Oscars (TM) (R) (C) this year if it weren't for Scorsese's latest.  It took a while to secure a completion guarantee, because producers kept telling Kasi "Okay, we'll give you the money, just as long as Vondie stays off the set."  So much jealousy and bitterness in Hollywood.  I mean, it's not because Vondie's in the crosshairs of #MeToo or #TimesUp, mind you.  Probably because of Glitter, if I had to guess.  But what name do I ask for at the ticket counter?  Something about the Underground Railroad?  Did historians uncover some kind of code word from those ancient documents from the time?  A head-scratching diary entry?  I mean, was it
Aleeza and Harriet?  No?  Well how about Akeelah and the Bee?  Ask Harriet maybe?  Bobby & Harriet Get Married?  Bullets in Harriett?  Daughters of the New Republic: Sarah Bradford and Harriet Tubman?  Handle with Care: Aunt Harriet?  Harriet?  Harriet?  Harriet?  Harriet?  Harriet?  Harriet?  Harriet 1-255?  Harriet 2?  Harriet and Herbert's Day at the Beach?  Harriet and Kate Comedy?  Harriet and the Matches?  Harriet and the Piper?  Harriet Craig?  Harriet Lee?  Harriet Quimby?  Harriet Returns?  Harriet the Spy perhaps?  Harriet the Spy: Blog Wars peut-être?  Harriet Tubman Sex Tape?  Harriet Tubman: Journey to Freedom?  Harriet Van Meter: A Life Extraordinary?  Harriet: The Musical?  Harriet: Up Against It (Il Laureato)?  Harriet's Army?  Harriet's Army: Harriet's Memory Box?  Harriet's Back in Town?  Harriet's Hero?  Harriet's House?  Harriet's Magic Hats?  Harriet's Secret: A Progressive Marriage in the 1890s?  Harriette Simpson Arnow: 1908-1986?  Harry and Harriet?  Honeymoon for Harriet?  It's All About the Harriets?  Julia Jekyll and Harriet Hyde?  Katie Fforde - Harriets Traum?  Keep Pace with Harriet?  Love Harriet?  Moses: A Harriet Tubman Story?  My Memories: Harriet Matineau?  Sculpting Harriet Tubman?  The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet?  The Late Harriet Quimby's Flight Across the English Channel?  Tom Dick & Harriet?  Tom, Dick and Harriet?  Torchlighters: The Harriet Tubman Story?  Untitled Harriet Tubman Project?  Wait Up Harriet?  "Animated Hero Classics" Harriet Tubman?  "Another Period" Tubman?  "Intimate Portrait" Harriet Tubman?  "Legends of the Hidden Temple" The Walking Stick of Harriet Tubman?  "The Mark Steel Lectures" Harriet Tubman?  "The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore" Harriet Tubman & Kim Kardashian's Selfie?  "Virginia This Morning" Virginia Repertory Theatre Celebrates Black History Month with 'Harriet Tubman'?

...no?  Not even close?  Well, then I guess it's BACK TO THE KITCHEN SINK THEN!!!  I mean, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD THEN!!!!!!!  Oops... sorry about the shouting.  Maybe it was a specific person?  I mean, was it Tim Tubman maybe?  Rachel Tubman perhaps?  Raymond Tubman perhaps?  How about Andy Tubman?  Michael Tubman?  L. Tubman?  Azania Tubman?  Max Tubman?  Mike Tubman?  Michael Tubman?  Barkue Tubman?  Michael Tubman?  William Tubman?  David Tubman?

...no?  Not even close?  Well, then I guess it's BACK TO THE OLD FARM THEN!!!  I mean, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD THEN!!!!!!!  Oops... sorry about the shouting.  And sorry about the whole bug-eyes... whole name thing.  Twice in one box office report!  Gonna lose audience share over this.  Meanwhile, the Oscar (R) (C) (TM) race is heating up.  I don't know what's going to win Best Picture this year... probably something about Britain's Royal Family starring what's his face as Tony Blair and written by Richard Curtis... hmm!  An interesting combination.  Well, his only Oscar (C) (TM) (R) nomination was for Four Weddings and a Funeral, and apparently he's vowed to never, ever write anything that clicks with the public quite like that again.  Anyway, Norton's back, despite Cramden's protestations.  Not content to stay in the Actor's Lane on the Oscar (TM) (R) (C) Highway, he's going for some kind of triple threat with his latest, starring in it, directing himself in it, and adapted screenplaying it as well.  It's taken many a weary year to get this epic tale to the screen, but not in a Boyhood kind of way.  And like the new Terminator movie... I remembered the title!  Like the old guard, so to speak, this one was also a disappointment, according to Variety.  Of course, to them, EVERYTHING is probably a disappointment, even Spielberg's stuff.  But what is that darned title again?  Something about a part of New York that doesn't have something... I mean, could it be A Fatherless America?  No, that's the whole country.  Well, how about A Fatherless Generation?  No, even broader.  A Fisherless Cartoon maybe?  No, it's live action.  Well, how about Alyson Stoner: Powerless?  No, that sounds like a stand-up special.  Maybe Baseball's Peerless Leader?  Borderless?  Cuusingura, the Revenge of Masterless?  Fairytales for the Fatherless?  Fatherless - Chichi naki jidai?  Fatherless?  Fatherless America: Breaking the Cycle Part I?  Fatherless Child?  From Fatherless to Fatherhood?  Linkin Park: Powerless?  Loryn Taggart: Powerless?  Man Up: The Exploration of a Fatherless Nation?  Masterless?  Moby: Like a Motherless Child?  Motherless?  Motherless?  Motherless?  Motherless Brooklyn?  Motherless Child?  Motherless Child?  Motherless Child?  Motherless Children?  Negating the Increasing Powerlessness of the Most Photographed Thing in America?  Nelly Furtado: Powerless - Say What You Want?  Paperless?  Paperless Office?  Peerless: Memories from the West Pier?  Philterless?  Powerless?  Powerless?  Powerless?  Powerless?  Powerless?  Powerless?  Powerless?  Powerless?  Powerless?  Powerless?  Powerless?  Powerless?  Powerless?  Powerless?  Powerless Federal Agent 8?  Riderless?  Riderless Horse?  Rudderless?  Spit'in Anger: Venom of a Fatherless Son?  Superpowerless?  Superpowerless?  The Fatherless?  The Motherless Kids?  The Power of the Powerless?  The Riderless Bicycle?  The Waterless Petunia?  Togetherless?  Wake the Riderless Horse?  Waterless?  What Daddy Didn't Know: Letters of a Fatherless Child?

...no?  Not even close?  Well, then I guess it's BACK TO THE BARRIO THEN!!!  I mean, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD THEN!!!!!!!  Oops... sorry about the shouting.  I gotta go, and to bed as well.

Friday, November 01, 2019

Short Reviews - November 2019

"+ de cinéma" - With Michel Serrault as Himself (2 episodes, 2001).

21 rue Blanche à Paris - With Michel Serrault as Himself (un ancien élève du Conservatoire) (uncredited).

24 heures de la vie d'une femme - With Michel Serrault as Louis.

"93 Faubourg Saint-Honoré" "Episode #1.2" - With Michel Serrault as Himself.

"À la recherche de la folle perdue" - With Michel Serrault as Himself (archive footage).

À mort l'arbitre! - With Michel Serrault as Rico - un supporter agressif.

À tout casser - With Michel Serrault as Aldo Moreni.

Adorables démons - With Michel Serrault as Jacques Willis Senior.

Albert est méchant - With Michel Serrault as Albert Moulinot.

Antonio Vivaldi, un prince à Venise - With Michel Serrault as L'évêque de Venise.

"Après tout ce qu'on a fait pour toi" - With Marie-Christine Barrault as Jeanne.

Azzurro - With Marie-Christine Barrault as Elizabeth Broyer.

"Bonne fête maman" - With Marie-Christine Barrault as Jeanne Thomas.

C'est la tangente que je préfère - With Marie-Christine Barrault as La prof de maths / The math teacher.

"Café Picouly" - With Marie-Christine Barrault as Herself (2 episodes, 2006-2010) and Éric Raoult as Himself (1 episode, 2010).

Chloe in the Afternoon - With Marie-Christine Barrault as Dream Sequence.

Ciné Passion - With Marie-Christine Barrault as Host.  Series Produced by Marie-Christine Barrault (Producer).

"Cinémas" - With Marie-Christine Barrault as Herself / others (2 episodes, 2010).

Coup de sang - With Marie-Christine Barrault as Florence Valois (voice).

Cousin cousine - With Marie-Christine Barrault as Marthe / Pascal's wife.

Daang hari - With Raul Aragon as (as Raoul Aragonn) and Raul Aragon as (as Raoul Aragonn).

Delima Gang - With Raul Aragon as Police (as Raoul Aragonn) and Raul Aragon as Police (as Raoul Aragonn).

Don Pepe - With Raul Aragon.

Double M - With Raul Aragon as (as Raoul Aragonn) and Raul Aragon as (as Raoul Aragonn).

Dumalaga - With Raul Aragon as (as Raoul Aragonn) and Raul Aragon as (as Raoul Aragonn).

Eden - With Raul Aragon as (as Raoul Aragonn) and Raul Aragon as (as Raoul Aragonn).

Ex-Wife - With Raul Aragon as (as Raoul Aragonn) and Raul Aragon as (as Raoul Aragonn).

Experience - With Raul Aragon as (as Raoul Aragonn) and Raul Aragon as (as Raoul Aragonn).

Feliciano Luces alyas Kumander Toothpick - With Raul Aragon as (as Raoul Aragonn) and Raul Aragon as (as Raoul Aragonn).

Florencio Diño Public Enemy No. 1 of Caloocan - With Raul Aragon as (as Raoul Aragonn) and Raul Aragon as (as Raoul Aragonn).

"Gala 45 Anos RTP" - With Raul Solnado as Himself.

"Gala Nova Gente 97" - With Raul Solnado as Himself.

Gala RTP 50 Anos - With Raul Solnado as Himself.

"Gato Fedorento: Diz que é uma Espécie de Magazine" - With Raul Solnado as Poirot (1 episode, 2007).

Globos de Ouro 1999 - With Raul Solnado as Himself (Honorary Award).

"Globos de Ouro 2005" - With Raul Solnado as Himself (Honorary Award).

"Herman 98" - With Raul Solnado as Himself (1 episode, 1999).

"Humor de Perdição" - With Raul Solnado as Conservador (1 episode, 1987).

Joaquim Letria - With Raul Solnado as Himself (1990).

Juntos e ao Vivo - With Raul Solnado as Himself.

Kaiserball - With Raoul Retzer as Kriminalkommissär.

Killer's Carnival - With Raoul Retzer as Doorman (Vienna segment) (uncredited).

Komm nach Wien, ich zeig dir was! - With Raoul Retzer as Caféhaus-Gast (uncredited).

Liebe, Mädchen und Soldaten - With Raoul Retzer as Kolomann, Rekturt.

Love Bavarian Style - With Raoul Retzer as Wirt.

Meine Nichte tut das nicht - With Raoul Retzer.

Mikosch im Geheimdienst - With Raoul Retzer as Gefreiter.

Mister Dynamit - Morgen küßt euch der Tod - With Raoul Retzer as Masseur.

Noch minderjährig - With Raoul Retzer.

On Thin Ice - With Raoul Retzer as Fernand.

Pas de panique - With Raoul Curet as Un membre du clan Blaise (uncredited).

Pont dormant - With Raoul Curet as Me Guérin.

"Quatre femmes, quatre vies: La maison bleue" - With Raoul Curet as M. Ricard.

"Trente ans ou La vie d'un joueur" - With Raoul Curet as Le magistrat.

Trois places pour le 26 - With Raoul Curet as Directeur de l'hôtel.

"Un coup dans l'aile" - With Raoul Curet as Le moniteur.

22 avenue de la Victoire - With Raoul Curet as Le garagiste.

"À corps perdu" - With Raoul Curet as Insepcteur Chavannes.

"Avoir été" - With Raoul Curet.

Betty - With Raoul Curet as Le notaire.

'Beyblade V-Force: Super Tournament Battle' - With Raoul Bhaneja as DJ Jazz (voice).

Beyblade: The Movie - Fierce Battle - With Shannon Perreault as Daniel / Ms. Kincaid's Mother / Newscaster (voice) (as Shannon Perrault) and Raoul Bhaneja as DJ Jazzman (voice) (uncredited).

"Bitten" "Scare Tactics" - With Raoul Bhaneja as Prof. Alex Shayhaus.

"Bury the Lead" "Don't Have a Cow" - With Raoul Bhaneja as Jeeves.

Cold Creek Manor - With Raoul Bhaneja as Local.

Dermott's Quest - With Raoul Bhaneja as Dermott.

"Earth: Final Conflict" "Payback" - With Raoul Bhaneja as Student Leader.

Empire of Dirt - With Raoul Bhaneja as Doctor Gaffney.

Extraordinary Visitor - With Raoul Bhaneja as John the Baptist.

Fahrenheit 451 - With Raoul Bhaneja as Bobby Gosh.

"Les fausses confidences" - With Jean-Louis Barrault.

"Le grand échiquier" - With Jean-Louis Barrault as Himself / others (3 episodes, 1973-1983).

The Great Hamlets - With Jean-Louis Barrault as Himself.

"Hommage à Charles Dullin" - With Jean-Louis Barrault as Himself.

"L'homme en question" "Episode dated 5 March 1978" - With Jean-Louis Barrault as Himself - Main Guest.

"Il était une fois..." "Les enfants du paradis" - With Jean-Louis Barrault as Himself (archive footage).

Jaaroverzicht - With Jean-Louis Barrault as Himself (archive footage).

Jacques Prévert - With Jean-Louis Barrault as Himself.

"Jean Louis Barrault" - With Jean-Louis Barrault as Himself.

The Lovers' Exile - With Jean-Louis Barrault as Introducer (for television).

"Mandala" - With Raul Cortez as Pedro Bergman (unknown episodes).  Series Production Design by Raul Travassos (185 Episodes, 1987-1988).

"Mulheres de Areia" - With Raul Cortez as Virgílio Assunção (1 episode, 1993).

Ninguém Crê em Mim - With Raul Cortez.

O Anjo Assassino - With Raul Cortez as Victor.

O Homem Que Comprou o Mundo - With Raul Cortez.

O Outro Lado da Rua - With Raul Cortez as Camargo.

O Pão Que o Diabo Amassou - With Raul Cortez.

O Seminarista - With Raul Cortez.

"O Sorriso do Lagarto" - With Raul Cortez as Angelo Marcos (1 episode, 1991).

O Teatro Segundo Antunes Filho - With Raul Cortez as Himself.

"T.Bag and the Revenge of the T.Set" "Anastasia" - With Christopher Strauli as King Leopold.

"Owen, M.D." - With Christopher Strauli as David (2 episodes, 1971).

"Raffles" - With Christopher Strauli as Bunny Manders.

Representative Radio - With Christopher Strauli as Donald.

Rising Damp - With Christopher Strauli as John.

"Rising Damp Forever" - With Christopher Strauli as Himself / others (1 episode, 2016).

"Raffles" - With Christopher Strauli as Bunny Manders.

Representative Radio - With Christopher Strauli as Donald.

Rising Damp - With Christopher Strauli as John.

"Rising Damp Forever" - With Christopher Strauli as Himself / others (1 episode, 2016).

"Triassic Attack" - With Raoul Max Trujillo as Dakota (as Raoul Trujillo).

"Triggerman" - With Raoul Max Trujillo as Medicine Man (as Raoul Trujillo).

"Veritas: The Quest" "Mummy Virus" - With Raoul Max Trujillo as Ramiro (as Raoul Trujillo).

Waking Up Horton - With Raoul Max Trujillo as Horton (as Raoul Trujillo).

Wild Horses and Renegades - With Raul Grijalva and Raoul Max Trujillo as Speaker (as Raoul Trujillo).

13 Steps - With Raoul Max Trujillo as Tero (as Raoul Trujillo).

"Adventure Inc." "Secret of the Sand" - With Raoul Max Trujillo as Agent Harami (as Raoul Trujillo).

Ancestor Eyes - With Raoul Max Trujillo as Charlie (as Raoul Trujillo).

"Avengers: United They Stand" "To Rule Atlantis" - With Raoul Max Trujillo as Prince Namor.

"Banshee" "All the Wisdom I Got Left" - With Raoul Max Trujillo as Sani Crow (as Raoul Trujillo).

Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet - With Rich Ceraulo Ko as Corey (as Rich Ceraulo).

Death Sentence - With Rich Ceraulo Ko as Owen.

Dinner at 40 - With Rich Ceraulo Ko as Cody (as Rich Ceraulo).

Employed - With Rich Ceraulo Ko as Guy Afraid of "Caulk" (as Rich Ceraulo).  Directed by Rich Ceraulo Ko (as Rich Ceraulo).  Writing Credits: Rich Ceraulo Ko (as Rich Ceraulo).  Produced by Rich Ceraulo Ko Producer (as Rich Ceraulo).  Film Editing by Rich Ceraulo Ko (as Rich Ceraulo).

Extreme Movie - With Rich Ceraulo Ko as Angus (as Rich Ceraulo).

Fanboy - With Rich Ceraulo Ko as CAA Valet (as Rich Ceraulo).

Find What You Love and Let It Kill You - With Rich Ceraulo Ko as Ben (as Rich Ceraulo).

Girl Trip - With Rich Ceraulo Ko as John (as Rich Ceraulo).

Jellysmoke - With Rich Ceraulo Ko as Robbie (as Rich Ceraulo).

Shockwave Darkside - With Rich Ceraulo Ko as Corporal Kim.

Hipsters, Gangsters, Aliens and Geeks - With Raul Colon as Biker Clown.

Iron Man Three - With Raul Colon as Bar Patron (uncredited).  Visual Effects by Raul Dominguez (Visual Effects Concept Artist: Digital Domain).  Visual Effects by Raul Perez Effects Artist: Trixter (as Raul Perez Navarro).

Kandy Kane Killer - With Raul Colon as Detective Wyatt Ramsey.  Stunts: Raul Colon (Stunt Coordinator).

Khali the Killer - With Raul Colon as Gangster.

Kill the Messenger - With Raul Colon as Prisoner (uncredited).

Let's Be Cops - With Raul Colon as Thug (uncredited).  Camera and Electrical Department: Raul Riveros (Digital Imaging Tech).

Logan Lucky - With Raul Colon as Prisoner (uncredited).

Masked - With Raul Colon as Bruce.  Stunts: Raul Colon (Stunt Performer).

Messiah - With Raul Colon as Damian Boss Mode.

Million Dollar Arm - With Raul Colon as PoPo's Entourage (uncredited).

I cavalieri che fecero l'impresa - With Raoul Bova as Giacomo di Altogiovanni.

"Il quarto re" - With Raoul Bova as Alazhar.

Il sindaco - With Raoul Bova as Eddy.

"Il testimone" - With Raoul Bova as Marco Basile.

La frontiera - With Raoul Bova as Emidio Orlich.

La lupa - With Raoul Bova as Nanni.

La nostra vita - With Raoul Bova as Piero.

"La piovra 8 - Lo scandalo" - With Raoul Bova as Capt. Carlo Arcuti.

"La piovra 9 - Il patto" - With Raoul Bova as Capt. Carlo Arcuti.

La scelta - With Raoul Bova as Giorgio.

Dvacátý devátý - With Raoul Schránil as Roudnický.

Krtiny - With Raoul Schránil as reditel Jan Krystov.

Lásky mezi kapkami deste - With Raoul Schránil as Dandy.

"O statecné princezne Jane" - With Raoul Schránil as (as R. Schránil).

Prihody pana Prihody - With Raoul Schránil.

Rosa Luxemburg - With Raoul Schránil.

Silnejsí nez strach - With Raoul Schránil as (segment 'Instrukce') (as Raul Schránil) and Raoul Schránil as (segment 'Instrukce') (as Raul Schránil).

Stríbrný vítr - With Raoul Schránil as dustojník Kerth.

Vítezný lid - With Raoul Schránil.

Ztracená tvár - With Raoul Schránil.

L'assassin viendra ce soir - With Guy Piérauld as Inspecteur Martin (as Guy Pierrault).

"Le roi Lear" - With Raoul Guillet as Le duc d'Albany and Guy Piérauld as Le fou.

"Le serin du major" - With Guy Piérauld as Le mouchard.

"Le théâtre de la jeunesse" "La petite Dorrit" - With Guy Piérauld as Pank.

"Le tribunal de l'impossible" "Qui hantait le presbytère de Borley?" - With Guy Piérauld as Peter Ryan.

Les culottes rouges - With Guy Piérauld as Le médecin de la troupe (uncredited).

"Les habits neufs du Grand-Duc" - With Guy Piérauld as Le bouffon.

Les hommes ne pensent qu'à ça - With Guy Piérauld as Le baron haussmann / Un républicain / Un marcheur (as Guy Pierrault).

Les hussards - With Guy Piérauld as Le soldat comptant les chevaux (as Guy Pierrault).

"Les vacances de l'amour" "Témoin" - With Guy Piérauld as Rodolphe Lambert (uncredited).

"L'âge de l'amour" - With Raoul Delfosse as Emile.

L'enfant de père inconnu - With Raoul Delfosse.

"L'un d'entre vous" - With Raoul Delfosse as Le témoin de Bruxelles.

"La Belle Arabelle" - With Raoul Delfosse as Crinquoin.

"La chaine" - With Raoul Delfosse as Le marinier.

"La grande collection" "Goupi mains rouges" - With Raoul Delfosse as La Loi.

La maison de campagne - With Raoul Delfosse.  Directed by Jean Girault.  Writing Credits: Jean Girault.  Camera and Electrical Department: Raoul Foulon (Still Photographer).

Le bougnoul - With Raoul Delfosse as Le chauffeur de taxi.

"Le masque aux yeux d'or" - With Raoul Delfosse as Le commandant Giordano.

Les mille et une farces de Pif et Hercule - With Raoul Delfosse as (voice).

L'Enfance Nue - With Raoul Billerey as Roby and Henri Puff as Raoul.

"L'île aux mômes" - With Raoul Billerey as Ronan.

L'impossible Monsieur Pipelet - With Raoul Billerey as Un pompier (uncredited).

"La cliente" - With Raoul Billerey as M. Fechner.

La face cachée de la lune - With Raoul Billerey.

"La tête haute" - With Raoul Billerey as Père Cardinaud.

Le Bossu - With Raoul Billerey as (as Raoul Bilrey).

Les camisards - With Raoul Billerey as Un brigadier.

Les mystères de Paris - With Raoul Billerey as Amédée (as Raoul Bilrey).

Les yeux fermés - With Jean Carmet as Raoul and Raoul Billerey as Bernard.

Sa ilalim ng cogon - With Raul Morit as Pepito.

"Sa ngalan ng ina" "Episode #1.2" - With Raul Morit as Mahjong Player (uncredited).

Sa wakas - With Raul Morit.

Sabine - With Raul Morit as Joseph.

Selda - With Raul Morit as Vigo.

Sol Searching - With Raul Morit.

Still Lives - With Raul Morit as Artist 3.

The Animals - With Raul Morit.

The Strangers - With Raul Morit.

Third World Happy - With Raul Morit as Mang Teng.

The Forgotten War - With Annette Filiatrault as Witness.

"Recipe for Revenge" - With Derek Filiatrault as Tobias.  Second Unit Director or Assistant Director: Derek Filiatrault (Second Assistant Director).

The Haunting Truth About Haven: A Documentary - With Derek Filiatrault.

Thunderbird - With Derek Filiatrault as Redmond.

"Behind the 8 Ball" "Matty" - With Eugene S. Filiatrault as Party Guest.

Or So the Story Goes: Little Rosemary - With Frank Filiatrault as Radio Announcer (voice).

Le diable aime la fourrure - With Marie-Mai Filiatrault.

Déformation personnelle - With Natacha Filiatrault as Personnalités de Marie-Hélène.  Cinematography by Alexis Durand-Brault.

"Taxi 0-22" "Denise Filiatrault" - With ... oh.  Apparently she's not actually in it.

C'est le coeur qui meurt en dernier - With Denise Filiatrault as mère de Julien.  Directed by Alexis Durand-Brault.

Forfeit - With Dale Raoul.

The Lawnmower Man - With Dale Raoul as Dolly.

Love Stinks - With Dale Raoul as Colonic Nurse.

The Mexican - With Daniel Escobar as Raoul and Dale Raoul as Estelle.

The Mortality of Sara Lenson - With Dale Raoul as The Boss.

Open 24 Hours - With Dale Raoul as Dixie.

Pie - With Dale Raoul as Susan.

The Pretty One - With Dale Raoul as Mrs. Shoemacher.

Reservations - With Dale Raoul as Mae.

Untold - With Dale Raoul as Mildred.

Denis Leary's Merry F#%$in' Christmas - With Raul Reyes and Raul A. Reyes as (as Raul Reyes).

"The Beat with Ari Melber" "Episode dated 11 January 2018" - With Raul A. Reyes as Himself - Correspondent.

"The Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell" "Episode dated 23 July 2014" - With Raul A. Reyes as Himself - Guest.

The Place for Politics 2016: MSNBC Election Night Coverage - With Raul A. Reyes as Himself - Guest.

The Place for Politics 2016: MSNBC Overnight California Primary Coverage - With Raul A. Reyes as Himself - Contributor.

The Place for Politics 2016: MSNBC Overnight Coverage Western Primaries - With Raul A. Reyes as Himself - Contributor.

"The Rundown" "Episode dated 6 July 2015" - With Raul A. Reyes as Himself - Contributor.

"The World Right Now with Hala Gorani" "Episode dated 1 September 2016" - With Raul A. Reyes as Himself - Guest.

Vote 2014: MSNBC Election Coverage - With Raul A. Reyes as Himself - Guest.

"Wolf" "Episode #5.158" - With Raul A. Reyes as Himself - Immigration Analyst.

The 43rd Annual Golden Globe Awards - With Raul Julia as Himself - Nominee & Presenter.

The 65th Annual Academy Awards - With Raul Julia as Himself - Presenter.

The Bronze Screen: 100 Years of the Latino Image in American Cinema - With Raul Julia as Himself (archive footage).

"The Joan Rivers Show" "Episode dated 27 March 1990" - With Raul Julia as Himself - Guest.

"The New Show" - With Raul Julia as Scarface / others (1 episode, 1984).

The Original Amateur Hour - With Raul Julia as Himself (archive footage).

The Papp Project - With Raul Julia as Himself (archive footage).

The Penitent - With Raul Julia as Ramon Guerola.

'The Pinball Arcade' - With Raul Julia as Gomez Addams (segment "The Addams Family") (voice) (archive footage).

Double Take - With Raul Julia-Levy as Quintana Driver.  Produced by Raul Julia-Levy (Associate Producer).

Knocked Up - With Raul Limon as Strip Club Patron (uncredited).

Last Vegas - With Raul Limon as Casino Patron (uncredited).

Lowriders - With Raul Limon as Crew Member (uncredited).

Mafia Man: Robstown Gangster - With Raul Limon as Gangster.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 - With Raul Limon as Mall Cop Conventioneer / Hotel Guest (uncredited).

Possibly Famous - With Raul Limon as Student.

Possibly Forgotten - With Raul Limon as Student.

Rust - With Raul Limon as Sheriff Martinez.

Rust 2 - With Raul Limon as Sheriff Martinez.

Sleepless - With Raul Limon as Club Patron (uncredited).

"¡Despierta América!" "Episode dated 10 November 2003" - With Raul de Molina as Himself.

"¡Pica y se extiende!" - With Raul de Molina as Host (unknown episodes).

"¡Qué bodas!" - With Raul de Molina as Host (unknown episodes).

"¡Suéltalo!" - With Raul de Molina as Host (unknown episodes).

"After Hours with Daniel Boulud" "Sardinia" - With Raul de Molina as Himself.

"Arranque de Pasión" "Episode #1.1" - With Raul de Molina as Himself.

"Don Francisco presenta: ¡Feliz 2003!" - With Raul de Molina as Presenter.

Don Francisco presenta: ¡Feliz 2006! - With Raul de Molina as Himself - Presenter.

Don Francisco presenta: ¡Feliz 2007! - With Raul de Molina as Himself - Host.

"Selena: Noche de estrellas" - With Raul Brindis as Himself and Raul de Molina as Himself.

"Sen kväll med Luuk" "Episode #1.1" - With Felix Herngren as Papi Raul.

A Hora Mágica - With Raul Gazolla as Tito Bacárcel.

"Brava Gente" "História de Carnaval" - With Raul Gazolla as Armandinho.

Como se Tornar o Pior Aluno da Escola - With Raul Gazolla as Professor de Educação Física.

Domésticas - With Raul Gazolla as (as Raul Gazola).

For All: Springboard to Victory - With Raul Gazolla.

Os Tubarões de Copacabana - With Raul Gazolla as Nando.

Perfume de Gardênia - With Raul Gazolla as César Lamas.

Romance da Empregada - With Raul Gazolla as Argentinian tourist.

Running Out of Luck - With Raul Gazolla as Spiderman.

"5 Stages" "5TAGES of Binge Watching Your Favorite TV Show" - With Raul Martinez as Janitor.

Caveman - With Raúl Martínez as Caveman (as Raul Martinez).  Stunts: Raúl Martínez Stunts (as Raul Martinez).

El fantasma de la casa roja - With Raúl Martínez as Raul Velasco.

La Mission - With Raul Martinez as Mourner.

Therefore It Is - With Raul Martinez.

The Mask of Zorro - With Raúl Martínez as Heavyset Lieutenant (as Raul Martinez).

Shoot Down - With Raul Martinez as Jose Basulto.

Slumber Party Madness - With Raul Martinez as Rachel.

Thanks a lot, Ma - With Raul Martinez as Pa.

Vivisection - With Raul Martinez as Dr. Ferris.

Cirque Du Soulless - With Marcos Raul Sotomayor as Gabriel.

The Devil's Breath - With Marcos Raul Sotomayor as Victor.

Europeany - With Marcos Raul Sotomayor as Jimmy.  Cinematography by Marcos Raul Sotomayor.

Hot Date Fight - With Marcos Raul Sotomayor as Ganghan.

"Latin Lives" - With Marcos Raul Sotomayor as Johnny Espinoza (2 episodes, 2016-2017).

Make No Misteak - With Marcos Raul Sotomayor as Zayne.

Onika - With Marcos Raul Sotomayor as Armed Guard #4 (Rag Tag Prisoner Scene).  Sound Department: Marcos Raul Sotomayor (Boom Operator).

Stall - With Marcos Raul Sotomayor as Ghost.  Produced by Marcos Raul Sotomayor (Producer).

Super Hotline Bling: Drake Parody - With Marcos Raul Sotomayor.  Directed by Marcos Raul Sotomayor.  Film Editing by Marcos Raul Sotomayor.

Terminal Legacy: Lost Souls - With Marcos Raul Sotomayor as Ike.  Cinematography by Marcos Raul Sotomayor.  Film Editing by Marcos Raul Sotomayor.

"Scandal Made Me Famous" "Amanda Knox" - With Raoul Torresi as Policia 1.

La Sombra - With Raul Ramirez Torres as Sicario.

Noche de perros - With Raul Torres Arias as Peleador 3.

House on Rodeo Gulch - With Adrian Torres as Raul.

Hereditário - With Bruno Matos as Young Raul and Bruno Torres as Raul.

"Ruffian" - With Francisco Torres as Braulio Baeza.

Oso Polar - With Harold Torres as Seminarista Raul.

"What If God Were the Sun?" - With Illya Torres-Garner as Raul.

Catching Junior Tate - With Raul Colon as Torres.  Stunts: Raul Colon (Stunt Performer).

Amateur Dictator - With Raul Torres as GEN. Emilio Bravo.

Hunters - With Girts Kraulis as Himself / Member of the crew of the Crystal Sea.

"Cheaters' Club" - With Andrew Kraulis as Kyle / David Hartford.

Cruel Intentions 2 - With Andrew Kraulis as Court Reynolds.

"Haven" "The Old Switcheroo: Part 1" - With Andrew Kraulis as Skip Doohan.

"Haven" "The Old Switcheroo: Part 2" - With Andrew Kraulis as Skip Doohan.

"Murder Among Friends" - With Andrew Kraulis as Jamie Stockard.

Nigel's Fingerprint - With Andrew Kraulis as David Jenkins.

"On Hostile Ground" - With Andrew Kraulis as Dalton.

"A Touch of Hope" - With Andrew Kraulis as Alex.

"Stranger at the Door" - With Andrew Kraulis as Jamie Fisher.