Sunday, May 17, 2020

Microphone in the Wind

Brought to you by Email I Was Going To Delete.  Email I Was Going To Delete!  This week's Email I Was Going To Delete was about food stamps.  I was going to delete it... but then I thought, hmm!  I'm probably going to need that in the next couple months.  Better hang on to it... sorry, Lycos.  Also brought to you by Tara Reade.  Tara Reade!  Openly shilling for Vladimir Putin and against Joe Biden since 2020.  It's cute and all, but we're electing the leader of the free world here.  We know he's not a Sunday school teacher.  It's like all the people who now think Anita Hill is the biggest victim of all time.  Biden was there too, you know!  But we can't take Clarence Thomas off the Supreme Court over this, oh God no.  Let's not go completely off the rails here!
Whelp, as long as the world's ending, here's a sad thing I saw today: there was an old woman holding up a sign that was PRO drinking and driving.  You know, nothing about Tesla's driverless cars; apparently, she was serious.  So now it's Mothers FOR Drunk Driving?  We want the killing to start up again?  I guess it makes sense; anything to take our minds off of the microbe currently ravaging the landscape.  I think the kill ratio's still holding strong at 6.8%.  Of course, we don't actually know how many people have it, how many have gotten over it, etc.  So let's try to focus on something else.  The American box office for the weekend's trickling in in fits and starts, which is why you can get a movie like First Lady to make an impact.  They're referring to it as Clueless in the White House, and not just because Stacey Dash is in it.  Actually, I would be shocked if it was actually more clueless than what we currently have in the White House.  Again, Right Wing filmmakers, God bless 'em, they keep trying!  Even Common Sense Media thought it was a piece of crap.  But whatever.  Corbin Bernsen is as good as Patrick Stewart.  A triumph in the era of Coronavirus.  Oh God, please quote me on that.  Worth the risk to venture out to the multiplex to see it.  All too worth it.
Meanwhile, there's another new movie out, with a classic poster to go with it.  It might be too British for me... or is Wolverhampton in Connecticut?  Anyway, it's got something in the title, sounds like a DIY fix-it manual or something... 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Randy Jackson: Dance Like There's No TomorrowPerspectives on the American Family: Allison Anders on Douglas Sirk's 'There's Always Tomorrow'Pharrell Williams: There's Something SpecialPizzazz: Where's My Movie?Play: As Long as There's ChristmasPublic Enemy: Where There's SmokeQuiet Riot: Well Now You're Here, There's No Way Back"Chris Ray Gun" Ray Gun Live! 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True Tinseltown Tale: Dude, Where's My Car?The Proclaimers: There's a TouchThe Sundays: Here's Where the Story EndsThe World Is Big and There's Room for a Lad Like YouThen There's CollegeThen There's LifeThen There's Mike and DarolThen There's the AfterlifeThere's a Bluebird in my HeartThere's a BoyThere's a Caterpillar in My Bok ChoyThere's a ChangeThere's a Clown in My ClosetThere's a Dead Man in the KitchenThere's a Future in ItThere's a Ghost in My HouseThere's a Girl in My HeartThere's a Girl in My SoupThere's a God on the MicThere's a Heaven Above YouThere's a Hippopotamus on Our Roof Eating CakeThere's a Hole in My BucketThere's a Hole in the Ozone Layer Just Above ClonbooThere's a LightThere's a Lollipop on My BedThere's a Looney in the FamilyThere's a Lot of 'Em AboutThere's a Lot of It AboutThere's a Lotta Lonely People TonightThere's a Man in the Habit of Hitting Me on the Head with an UmbrellaThere's a Man in the WoodsThere's a Maniac in My House!!!There's a Message in Every Bottlethere's a money thiefThere's a Monster at the End of the FilmThere's a Monster in My RoomThere's a Monster in the OfficeThere's a Murderer in the Closet Too! The Origin StoryThere's a Murderer in the Closet!There's a Nightmare in My ClosetMartini: There's a PartyThere's a PlaceThere's a Place in Life for EveryoneThere's a Place with Adam PapaganThere's a ShelterThere's a Silent K in KnowledgeThere's a Sk8park in HeavenThere's a Special Place in Hell For Fashion BloggersThere's a Spider in the Shower!There's a Stranger in My HouseThere's a Stranger in my MirrorThere's a Sucker Born Every MinuteThere's a Viking in My BedThere's A War Going OnThere's a Werewolf in My Attic!There's a WillThere's a Woman in TownThere's Always a Better Way: Views on TrialThere's Always a CatchThere's Always a ThursdayThere's Always a WayThere's Always a WomanThere's Always HopeThere's Always HopeThere's Always JulietThere's Always JulietThere's Always MusicThere's Always MusicThere's Always Next SeasonThere's Always OneThere's Always RoomThere's Always Time for BasketballThere's Always TomorrowThere's Always TomorrowThere's Always TomorrowThere's Always TomorrowThere's Always VanillaThere's an End to an EverydayThere's Been a Change of PlansThere's Been a Miracle!There's Been a Murder: A Celebration of TaggartThere's Been a Terrible MistakeThere's Blood in the Punch BowlThere's Ghosts in ThereThere's Gonna Be a God Damn Riot in HereThere's Good Boos To-NightThere's Good in EveryoneThere's Good in the Worst of UsThere's Got to Be a Better WayThere's Got to Be a Morning AfterThere's Gotta Be Something MoreThere's HairThere's HopeThere's Hope AmericaThere's Hope MusicalThere's JohnnyThere's Just No Elegant Way to Eat PopcornThere's Life in the Old Dog YetThere's Many a FoolThere's Many a SlipThere's Many a SlipThere's Many a SlipThere's Many a SlipThere's More Than One Way to Skin a ManThere's Music in the HairThere's Never Enough CabbageThere's No BusinessThere's No Business Like Show BusinessThere's No Charge for the HatThere's No I in TeamThere's No Jennifer HereThere's No Last ChanceThere's No Love for Valentines DayThere's No Need to Fear... Underdog Is Here!There's No PlaceThere's No Place Like AirportThere's No Place Like HomeThere's No Place Like HomeThere's No Place Like HomeThere's No Place Like HomeThere's No Place Like HomeThere's No Place Like Home: The Web-SeriesThere's No Place Like HomegirlThere's No Place Like UtopiaThere's No Reason....There's No Such ThingThere's No Such Thing as a Chanukah Bush, Sandy GoldsteinThere's No Such Thing as Good Guys: The Making of Fathoms DeepThere's No Such Thing as VampiresThere's No Such Thing as ZombiesThere's No Taste Like HomeThere's No Time for Love, Charlie BrownThere's No TomorrowThere's No TomorrowThere's No WayThere's No Wrong Way to Act!There's Nothing Out ThereThere's Nothing to do in NairobiThere's Nothing to Do in Perth!?!There's Nothing to ItThere's Nothing to Worry About!There's nothing wrong with meThere's One Born Every MinuteThere's One in Every OfficeThere's One Inside the HouseThere's Only One Barry FryThere's Only One Bob LatchfordThere's Only One ElvisThere's Only One Jimmy GrimbleThere's Only One MadonnaThere's Only One Paul McCartneyThere's Only One SunThere's Probably TreasureThere's Quite A Mess In The Theater TonightThere's Some Guys DownstairsThere's Someone for EveryoneThere's someone in the hallThere's Someone in Your RoomThere's Something About a SoldierThere's Something About a SoldierThere's Something About Ashley: The Story of HeadstrongThere's Something About BarryThere's Something About CarrieThere's Something About Christie... Murder Made SimpleThere's Something About GeorgeThere's Something About GoldieThere's Something About JosieThere's Something About MaryThere's Something About MaryThere's Something About Mary: Exposing Themselves - Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon, Ben Stiller, and Chris ElliottThere's Something About McConkeyThere's Something About MeganThere's Something About MerylThere's Something About MetalThere's Something About MiriamThere's Something About PatrickThere's Something About RomcomsThere's Something About the Virgin MaryThere's Something About WThere's Something About YouThere's Something About... DahlThere's Something About... 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Fact or FictionWhere's Waldo?: RetributionWhere's Wallace?Where's WallyWhere's Walnuts?!Where's Watling?Where's WendyWhere's WilliamWhere's Willie?Where's WoodyWhere's Your Bobber?Where's Your Haystack?While There's LifeWhile There's War There's HopeWitness: Here's One for YouWonder If There's an App for ThatWTF? (Where's the Fish?)?  Nothing?  Not even close?  Well then, I guess it's just the old BACK TO THE EMPTY WORLD THEN!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE DARWIN BOARD THEN!!! OOOOoooo0000****8888@@@@ps... sorry about that.  I gotta go.  Penny Dreadful's on!  That's right... I've got a little bit of a life, you know!

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