Pass the Salt, Zsolt

Brought to you by Where's The Cat. Where's The Cat! Turns out, in the garage all night! Which means next week's sponsor will probably be Stepping in a Pile of Cat Vomit that You Didn't Know Was There. That tends to happen at about ten years of age or so. Also brought to you by Winterization. Winterization! I mean, c'mon, Texas. How is Cancun Cruz supposed to care about you if you don't do the proper Winterization? And speaking of institutions yet to be affected by global warming, the Weekend Box Office.* (* - Top 10, Unites Dates... Untied Stats... America) Whelp, the big fish continue to swim, your Tom Croods, your Monster Squads, your Wars with Grandpa, your Time Pilots '84, what have you... but Awards season is upon us, meaning the Oscars (TM) (C) (R) now in April, and the Golden Globes (R) (C) (TM) sometime before that. See, the Golden Globes (C) (TM) (R) provide the useful purpose of softening the blow of the Oscars (R) (TM) (C)... except maybe Michael Keaton in 2015, who won the Golden Globe (TM) (R) (C) but lost the Oscar (C) (R) (TM) for ... something. What was it, let me look... really? THAT won Best Picture? Well, that's movies for you. A superhero movie might not win Best Picture, but a movie ABOUT superhero movies does.

But it is time to start thinking about which movies that didn't make any money at the box office but won the love and admiration of the critics... deserve to win. Unless you're Tom Hanks or Jimmy Stewart, you can't have both. Of course, thanks to the pandemic, no one's making any money, so everyone's got a shot. Plus, the Academy's trying to reach out! Sure, there's no Best Superhero Picture (TM) (C) (R) award yet, but soon. Pretty soon. Meanwhile, there's a small picture that's got the critics raving. Frances McDormand is in it, and gosh, the trailer does look nice... hmm! Maybe there should be an Oscar (R) (C) (TM) for Best Trailer? Just a thought; of course, you'd need one for the Comedy category, one for Drama... one for American Drama, one for British Drama... one for Historical British Drama. Nah, too much of a hassle. Really, that's more of the Clio's area. But Frances does have this new picture... can't remember, I think it's in theatres and on Apple Plus, something like that. Well hey, now that DVDs are going away, and only the most popular stuff is on Blu-Ray and Blu-Ray 4K, they gotta give you something! And like how the filmmakers slow down the big action scenes and make them more ballet-like for you, the highlights are always downloadable off YouTube (TM) (R) (C).

But what's the name of this new movie? I remember it's got the word "land" in the title, and it's one word. But is it at the beginning of the word like 'landlocked'? In the middle like 'clandestine'? Or at the end like... bland? I mean, was it #Disneyland60? No? Well, how about #HighlandPark then? #Justlanded maybe? Abendland? Acholiland? Achterland? Adeland? Adultland? Adventureland? Afro.Deutschland? Aftenland? Aftenlandet? Afterlands? Ageroland? alaskaLand? Alpacaland? Anderland? Anderland? Appland? Ashland? Ashland? Asyland? Auslandseinsatz? Auslandstournee? Austenland? Autókaland? Avondland? Babyland? Babyland? Badland? Badland? Badlanders? Badlands? Badlands? Badlands? Bagland? Bajland? Bambiland? Banjoland? Bauchlandung? Bedlands? Beerland? Bellbird? Benchland? Bikiniland? Bimboland? Bingoland? Binnelanders? Birdfluland? Birdland? Birdland? Birdland? Birdland? Birdland? Birdland? Birdland? Birdland? Bitterland? Bland-bröder? Blandia? Blandings? Blazeland? Blogland? Blokland? Bloodland? BloodLands? Bloodlands? Bloodlands? BloodLands? Bloominglandia? Bogland? Boland!? Bongoland? Borderland? Borderland? Borderland? Borderland? Borderland? Borderland? Borderland? Borderland? Borderland? Borderland? Borderland? Borderland? Borderland? Borderlands? Borderlands? Borderlands? Borderlands? Borderlands? Borland? Bottomland? Boyland? Brakland? Brasslands? Broadlands? Brokelandia? Bulandi? Bulandi? Bulandi? Bunnyland? Burkland? Buutnlanders? Cactusland? Calandrino? Candiland? Candyland? Candyland? Candyland? Candyland? Candyland? Candyland? Carpetland!? Catlands? Changeland? Chicagoland? Chicagoland? Chiefland? Chistelandia? Circolandia? Circolandia? Circulando? Clandestin? Clandestin? Clandestin? Clandestinas? Clandestine? Clandestine? Clandestine? Clandestine? Clandestine? Clandestine? Clandestine? Clandestine? Clandestine? Clandestine? Clandestine? Clandestinidade? Clandestino? Clandestino? Clandestino? Clandestino? Clandestinos? Clandestinos? Clandestinos? Clandestins? Clandestiny? Clandestiny? Clando? Clarilandia? Cleanland? Cleveland? Cleveland? Cleveland.? Cloudland? Cloudland? Clownland? Clubland? Clubland? Clubland? Cocoland? Coinland? Columbusland? Contemplando? Coolockland? CottonBallLand? Coyoteland? Crisis? Crossland? Cuckooland? Danland? Darklands? Darklands? Dawnland? Deadland? Deadlands? Debunkedland? Defunctland? Deutsch-les-Landes? Deutschland? Deutschland-Reise? Deutschlandbilder? Deutschlandgeschichten peut-être? Deutschlandlied? Deutschlandlied? Deutschlandquiz? Dietland? Dirlandaa? Disneyland? Districtland? Disznoland? Dixieland? Dixieland? Dixieland? Dixieland? Dixieland? Dizzyland? Docklands? Docklands? Docklands? Doichlanda? Donkerland? Downlands? DR-Friland? Dragolandia? Dreamerland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? DreamLand? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamland? Dreamlands? Dreiland? Dryland? Dryland? Drylanders? Drømmeland? Drømmeland? Drübenland? Dukeland? DumbLand? Dunderland? Durchfahrtsland? Dustland? Dustland? Ecoheartland? Egenland? Eggshelland? Egoland? Eiland? Eiland? Eilandgasten? Eisland? Elkland? emptylands? Endland? Endland? England-Deutschland? England!? Englandsfarere? Erdbeerland? Euroland? Euroland!? Eventyrland? Everland? Evyland? Eyland? Fabuland? Faeryland? Fairyland? Fakeland? Falseland? Fancyland? Fantasyland? Fantasyland? FantasyLand? Fantasyland? Farland? Farmland? Farmlands? Farmlands? Fartherland? Fatherland? Fatland? Featherland? Fedrelandet? Feindesland? Feindesland? Fibrilando? Fightland? Filandra? Filmland? Finland? Finlandia? Finlandia? Finlandia-talo? Finnlandia? Fjendeland? Flanderella? Flandres? Flatland? Flatland? Flatland? Flatland? Flatland? Flatlander? Foodland? Foreverland? Fraylandia? Freedomland? Freedomland? Freeland? Freiland? Fremdland? Friendland? Friesland? Frontierland? Frownland? Fruitland? Frøland? Fuckland? Funland? Funland? Funnyland? Furryland.? Fædreland? GangLand? Gangland? Gangland? Gangland? Gangland? Gangland? Gangland? Gangland? Ganglands? Gangsterland? GasLand? Ghalandar? Ghostlands? Giantland? Giantland? Glasgowland? Glassland? Gnomeland? Gnomeland? Goodland? Goonland? Gooseland? Gottland? Graaland? GraceLand? Graceland? Graceland? Graceland? Graceland? Graceland? Graceland? Graceland? Graceland? Graceland? Granadaland? Grasslands? Greaseland? Greatland? Greenland? Greenland? Grenseland? Grenseland? Grenslanders? Grenzland? Gringolandia? Gringolandia? Groenland? Groenland? Groenland? Groenlandia? Groenlandia? Groland.con? Grolandsat? Gränsland? Gränslandet? Grönland? Grænseland? Grænseland? Gunland? Guraland? Gutland? Gwendoline? Hakenland? Happyland? Happyland? Happyland? Hardland? Hartland? Havlandet? Headland? Headland? Headlander? Headlands? Headlands? Heartland? Heartland? Heartland? Heartland? Heartland? Heartland? Heartland? Heartland? Heartland? Heartland? Heartland? Heartland? Heartland? Heartland? Heartland? Heartlanders? Heartlands? Heimatland? Helgoland? Helland? Herfsland? High-Land? Highland? Highland? Highland? Highlander? Highlander? Highlanders? Highlands? Highlands? Highlands? Hilander-TV? Himmerland? Hinterland? Hinterland? Hinterland? Hinterland? Hinterland? Hinterland? Hinterland? Hinterland? Hinterland? Hinterland? Hinterland? Hinterland? Hinterland? Hochland? Holanda? Holland? Hollandmädel? Hollowland? HollyLand? Hollywood/Highland? Hollywoodland? Hollywoodland? Hollywoodland? Hollywoodland? Holyland? Holyland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homeland? Homelands? Homelands? Honeyland? Horizonland? Howland? Hugland? Hungryland? Hypnoland? Iceland? Iceland? Iceland? Iceland? Iceland? Iceland.? Icelands? Ijsland? Ikland? Imbiland? Ingenmandsland? Inland? Inland? Inlandsis? Inlandsis? Instaland? Inventionland? Island? Island? Island? Island? Island? Island? Island? Island? Island? Island? Island? Island? Island? Islander? Islander? Islanders? Islanders? Islandia? Islandman? Islands? Islands? Islands? Islands? Islands? Islands? Islands? Isole (Islands)? Japanland? Jazzland? Jordgubbslandet? Jouisseland? Joyland? Joyland? Joyland? Joyland? Jumbleland? Jungdeutschland? Jungleland? Jungleland? Jungleland? Jutlandia? Kaland? Kalandar? Kalandorok? Kampland? Kandyland? Kaninlandet? Katieland? Kauflanders? Keinschoenerland? Kingsland? Kolduskaland? Kosherland? LadyLand? Lailaland? Lakeland? Lakeland? Lalaland? LaLaLand? Land? Land? Land? Land? Land? Landed? LandEier? Landeplage? Lander? Landerdbeeren? Landers? Landes? Landesart? Landescapes? Landesschau? Landfall? Landfall? Landfall? Landfall? Landfill? Landfill? Landfill? Landfrauenküche? Landgang? LandGut? LAndies? Landing? Landing? Landing? Landing? Landings? Landleben? Landline? Landline? Landline? Landline? Landline? Landline? Landline? Landline? Landline? Landlock? LandLocked? Landlocked? Landlocked? Landlocked? Landlocked? Landlocked? Landlocked? Landlord? Landlord? Landlord? landlord? Landluft? Landman? Landmandsliv? Landmark? Landmarks? Landmarks? Landmine? Landmine? Landonsland? Landpartie? Landparty? Landraub? Landrauschen? Landru? Landru? Landrush? Landsbyen? Landsbykirken? Landsbylægen? Landscape? Landscape? Landscape? Landscaper? Landscapes? Landscapes? Landscaping? Landscaping? Landshark? Landskaber? Landskamp? Landslide? Landslide? Landslide? Landslide? Landslide!? Landsman? Landspeed? Landstrykere? Landstrykeren? Landsvägsriddare? Landträume? Landzonen? Langelandsrejsen? Lapland? Larrylandia? LaundryLand? Leland? Leland? Levelland? Libidoland? LieLand? Limboland? Limboland? Limboland? Lonelyland? Lostfriesland? Lostland? Lotusland? Loveland? Loveland? Loveland? Lowland? Lowlands? Lowlands? Lowlands? Lucidland? Lulaland? Lustlands? Lykkeland? Lykkeland? Lykkelandet? Magicland? Mainland? Mainland? Mainland? Malandras? Malandro? Malandro? Manland? Marchland? Marchlands? Margoland? Marshland? Maryland? Maryland? Matieland!? Maytland? McDonaldland? McManusLand? Meadowland? Meadowlands? Meetjesland? Meeulanders? Meginlandið? Merryland? Merryland? Metroland? Metroland? Metroland? Midland? Minusland? Missyland? Mið-Ísland? Molanders? Mondlandung? Mongoland? Monsterland? Monsterland? Moodland? Moonland? Moorland? Morgenland? Mother(land)? Motherland? Motherland? Motherland? Motherland? Motherland? Motherland? Motherland? Motherland? Motherland? Motherland? Movieland? Muckland? Murderland? MutantLand? Mysteryland? Mysteryland? N'everland? Nachtland? Nannyland? Natureland? Nebelland? Necroland? Necroland? Negroland? Nerdland? Netherland? Netherland? NeuFundLand? Neuland? Neuland? Neuland? Neuseenland? Neverland? Neverland? Neverland? Neverland? Neverland? Neverland? Neverland? Neverland? Neverland? Neverland? Neverland? Neverland? Neverland? Neverland? Neverland? Neverlanding? Niemandsland? Niemandsland? Niemandsland? Niemandsland? Niemandsland? Nimmerlandverräter? Nirgendland? Niskyland? NoGodsLand? Noirland? Nomadland? Nomansland? Nomansland? Nordland? Nordlandrose? Noseland? Nouvelle-Zélande? Nowhereland? Nybyggarland? Nødlanding? Obamaland? Oddland? Orlando? Orlando? Orlando? Orlando? Orlando? OstrichLand? Otherland? Outland? Outland? Outland? Outland? Outland? OutlandDish? Outlander? Outlander? Outlander? Outlanders? Outlanders? Outlandish? Outlandish? Outlands? Overland? Overland? Overland? Overland? Overland? Overlanders? OzLand? Pantoland? Pappyland? Parkland? Parklands? Peaceland? Pebbledashland? Pepparrotslandet? Phelandra? Promiseland? Puckland? Punklandia? Pythonland? Qalandar? 'Queens'land? Queensland? QueersLand? Quintupland? Rabbitland? Raceland? Rainbowland? Randyland? Rangeland? Recalculando? Redland? Redlands? Redlands? Regnbågslandet? Resplandece? Resplandecientes? Resplandor? Retroland? Rhineland? Ridgeland? Riedland? Rockland? Rokland? Roland? Roland? Rollerland? Roseland? Roseland? Roseland? Roseland? Rotland/Jadi? Rudyland? Safariland? Sagolandet? Salandar? Salandar? Sandland? SanFranLand? Santaland? Sarboland? Sarboland? SaroyanLand? Savageland? Savageland? Schatteneiland? Schattenland? Schlaraffenland? Schlaraffenland? Schlaraffenland? Screenland? Scrubland? Sealand? Seniorenland? Serieland? Sevdalandim? Shadowland? Shadowland? Shadowlands? Shadowlands? Shariland? Shatterlands? Shetland? Shiftlandia? Simonland? Sirenen-Eiland? Sjøørretlandet? Skateland? Sketchland? Skumringslandet? Skyggeland? Skyland? Skyland? Slander? Slander? Slander? Slander? Slumberland? Slumberland? Smoakland? Småland? Snakeland? Snowland? Snowland? Soapland? Solander? Sommerlandet? Sourlands? Southland? Southlander? Soutmansland? Speedland? Spiderland? Spielzeugland? Sportlandiya? Stadtlandliebe? Startupland? Stoneland? Storyland? Strangeland? Strangerland? Stripperland? Stripperland? Sufferland? Sugarland? Sugarland? Sumarlandið? Summerland? Summerland? Summerland? Summerland? Summerland? Summerland? Summerland? Sunland? susaneLand? Swampland? Swanland? Switzerland? Switzerland? Switzerland? Switzerland? Talentland? TangerineLAnd? Teenland? Tellerrandland? Thailand? Theaterlandschaften? Theatreland? Theatreland? Thrasherland? Thunderland? Tideland? Tidelands? Tiefland? Tiefland? Tiffanyland? Tigerland? Togoland? Tomorrowland? Tomorrowland? Tomorrowland? Toniglandyl? Tourilandia? Townland? Townlands? Toyland? Toyland? Toyland? Trashland? Traumland? Traumland? Trucholandia? Twiceland? Umland? (Un)Happyland? Underland? Undraland? Unicornland? Walanda? Walkerland? Wallander? Wallander? Wanderland? Wanderland? Wanderland? Waste-Land? Wastedland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? WasteLand? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wasteland? Wastelander? Wastelander? Wastelanders? Wastelands? Wastelands? Wastelands? Waterland? Wesland? Westerland? Wetlands? Whitelands? Wienerland? Wildlands? Wildlands? Winterland? Winterland? Wobblyland? Woland? Wolfland? Wolfsland? Wolfsland? Wonder-Land? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Wonderland? Woodland? Woodland? Woodland? Woodland? Woodlands? Wunderland? Wunderland? Wunderland? Wunderland? Wüstland? Xemoland? Yolanda? Yolanda? Yolanda? Yolanda? Yolanda? Yolanda? Yolanda? Yolanda? Yolanda? Yonderland? Zakland? ZazaLand? Zemlya? Zeroland? Zombieland? Zombieland? Zooland? Zoolander? Zuzubalandia? Zwitserland? Ødeland? Überlandpartie?

...no? Nothing? Not even close? Well then, I guess it's all just BACK TO THE BASICS THEN!!! I MEAN, BACK TO THE DESMECTASIA BOARD THEN!!! Drawing board; Ooo0*@%Q¤©®ºÒÓÔÕÖØÞðòóôõöøþCCCCDÐGGGGŒ?OOOUUUUUUÐOOOO‰@8ØÔþøöõôóðëêéèçæåäãâßÞÜÛÚÙØ×ÖÕԣܢoopoops... sorry about shouting. Okay, on to the next debut... oh, right! Only one debut this week; guess I'm done! But before I go, let me just be one fo the first to throw it out there... third Oscar (C) (TM) for Frances McDormand? Let's make it happen, people. I gotta go