Our next Auteur is Monty DeGraff, which is actually French for "Monty.... of the Graff." Seriously, though, I don't speak for many Americans personally, but our hearts and my heart goes out to the whole of France right now. I mean, any terror group that's going to hit in a country at eight different places simultaneously, well... they deserve a fate worse than Death. But I think George W. Bush already did that to Iraq, so let me say instead that this whole ISIS gang needs to be taken down quite a few pegs. There's no score to settle in Paris, guys. I'm sorry.
And I think Monty DeGraff agrees with me on this one. I mean, he's probably a law and order kind of guy.... oh, he actually worked on the "Law & Order" show! Well, there you go! His day job is as a TV show editor in the supreme. Well, he couldn't have picked a better time to start than at the beginning of TV's new Golden Age in 1989. Yes, TV was no longer a dumping ground for the latest cheesy $#!t-com... I mean, sit-com. Boy, what is wrong with me. Well, I had my fragile personality stepped on a little too often in middle school, and all the kids who did it used the latest and greatest snappy comeback they heard on TV the other night to do it with. So, that's a lesson for all you middle schoolers out there: watch more TV... or whatever's hot on the internet right now. All my older friends would, and probably STILL, say, "Boy, I'd hate to be a kid in today's world, going to today's schools." And not just for big stuff like mass shootings. It's the little things, too! Like this one kid who got to see Full Metal Jacket in the theaters. He used that one line on me about stacking... um, excrement so high. But he was smart enough to leave off that little extra bit about "You trying to squeeze in an inch on me somewhere, huh?" Then I would've known he was just parroting a movie.
But that's not the point... I think I had one. The point is, Monty and Stuart Baird go out drinking now. A lot. You may have heard of Baird. He was an editor too... still is, in fact! But at some point, he longed for more. He thought to himself, hell, I can direct some of these turkeys too! Tried it a couple times... went promptly back to the day job. And so it was with DeGraff. He's directed some of the finest, high-profile TV shows... directs ONE LITTLE EPISODE of something called "Soul Food"... and decides, back to the editing deck with me. That's right... because, sure, now it seems like an obscure cable series, but at the time? In the director's chair? Totally serious. Serious as a New York heart attack. And he was one of the PRODUCERS of the show! How tragic is that when even the producer half of your personality vetoes your director half? Back to the day job. Be thankful you have one!