Sunday, September 04, 2016
Short Reviews - September 2016
Roxanne - Steve Martin at 42 years old, taking on name-calling bullies. For some reason, I can't take it anymore.
Message in a Bottle - This was just before the scourge of Nicholas Sparks struck down Hollywood
Bombs Away(!) - I may be the only one in the world who's actually seen this movie. I doubt either Pat McCormick or the director have.
Ghost in the Machine - remake of Pulse ...oh, wait. That's the album name... hey, check it out! Vin Diesel!
Hungry for You - Um... let's skip this one
Demolition Man - Another tub of crap for Rob Schneider, please
Mother - ...oh, wait. That was Andy Summers' baby
Murder by Numbers - AGAIN with Sandra Bullock! What gives?
An Englishman in New York - Good double bill with Love and Death on Long Island
A Murder of Crows - Love the poster... BEST. CONJOINED. TWINS. EVER.
"Mad About You" - Hard to believe it's gone... it was kinda never here to begin with, in a way
Something Wicked This Way Comes - The tarantula wranglers still talk about the legendary status of this one