Biden-Oprah 2020

Brought to you by Frog Parking.  Frog Parking!  All others will be Toad... love that one.  I think that's the best one; the most ganache... panache, what have you.  Must be hungry!  I mean, sure, you can get one that says "Violators Will Be Road Kill", but... yeesh.  What price originality?  Also brought to you by A Sword.  A Sword!  Why not end your standoff with police with one today?  Whelp, as the gurus predicted, Box Office or otherwise, Thanos has got it all: all the Infinity stones, the #1 movie at the box office, a device that keeps hot liquids hot and the cold ones cold, what have you.  Thankfully, the Top 10 collectively is slightly more magnanimous than that.  There's a little room for other MeCinema artists out there.  Case in point: the #1 new interloper to this national fraternity of storytellers this week, edging out the new Seth Rogen comedy by but a hair's breadth, and it's called... drat.  I'm trying this new THC-based memory product this week.  I think the guy tried to trick me!  Or maybe it's just the simplicity of the film's title.  I believe it commences with A Welcome Intruder.  Nah, maybe it's Alien Intruder.  No?  How about An Intruder in Mind?  Or Dangerous Intruder?  Is it Dark Intruder?  Deadly Intruder?  Desperate Intruder?  Flight of the Intruder?  Home Intruder?  Hungry Intruder?  Maybe Inntrengeren: The Intruder?  How about Intrude?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder?  Intruder in the Dust?  Intruder!?  Intruder's Vinyl?  Intruders?  Intruders?  Intruders?  Intruders?  Intruders?  Intruders?  Intruders?  Intruders?  Intruders?  Intruders?  Intruders?  Intruders: Abductees Speak Out!?  Log vs. the Space Intruders?  Mania: The Intruder?  Mark of the Wolf: The Intruder?  Midnight Intruder?  Midnight Intruders?  Modern Intruder?  Mr. Intruder?  Mysterious Intruder?  Mysterious Intruders Bind Beautiful Businesswomen?  Night Intruder?  Night Intruder?  Savage Intruder?  Shadow of an Intruder?  Slashed Prices: The Making of Intruder?  Strange Intruder?  The Fisherman (The Intruder)?  The Gay Intruders?  The Gay Intruders?  The Gentle Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder?  The Intruder 2?  The Intruder Goes Rampant?  The Intruder II?  The Intruder Within?  The Intruder: Shatner-Corman Interview?  The Intruder!?  The Intruders?  The Intruders?  The Intruders?  The Intruders?  The Intruders?  The Intruders?  The Intruders?  The Intruders?  The Intruders?  The Intruding Seed: Forsaken Juvenile?  The Little Intruder?  The Rebel Intruders?  The Rude Intruder?  The Unholy Intruders?  Unexpected Intruder?  We Call Them Intruders?  Who Is Hollowface? - The Making of 'Intruders'?  You Are the Intruder?

...no?  WELL THEN SKIP IT!!!!... sorry about yelling.  Just practicing for the rest of my life.  Of course, with all the #MeToo and #TimesUp-type stuff to keep track of, even old people aren't allowed to be themselves anymore.  God bless computers!  We're all starting to think like computer programmers now!  Because, as you might know, if you screw up one character in your code, well... the damage could be disastrous, but hopefully limited to just our own galaxy.  So, the new Seth Rogen comedy's out, did pretty well... I guess Rogen's doing well enough that he doesn't have to promote his own stuff anymore.  Charlize Theron at least had the decency to stop by "The Daily Show" last week!  Anyway, this new Rogen-Theron vehicle's called... Knocked Up 2?  Longmire?  Longford?  A Love Song for Bobby Long?  A Shot in the Dark?  "Body Shots"?  Some combination of at least two of those words.  Anyway, the last debut this week is another Pixar ripoff with lots of celebrities doing the voices.  It's the perfect gig for them!  No messy, time-consuming makeup; you can dress down to go into the recording studio, thereby eluding the paparazzi that much easier.  And yet, somehow they always know.  They can sense a star's aura, as very few are good at hiding it.  But for some reason, these Pixar clones are all but completely caught up in terms of technology and artistry.  They haven't mastered the showmanship it takes to make $100 million over the weekend.  I mean, take Toy Story 4, for example... apparently it's not actually out yet.  Just seems like it.  And even though they're just one year shy of the 25th anniversary of the very first one, Pixar is probably still going to capture the attention of the short-attention-span American public, and fill those multiplexes to capacity on opening weekend (June 21, I think).  Not the case with the instant case this week, which I think has something to do with things that aren't photogenic?  They're more mobile than Gnomes and less hideous than Trolls, something like that.  What is that darn title, something like 15 Ugly Sisters?  Or how about All the Ugly Maids?  Could it be Am I Ugly??  Maybe Are We Still the Ugly American??  Is it Beautiful Europeans Meet the Ugly American?  Perhaps Beautifully Ugly?  Or Beauty & the Beast: The Ugly Face of Prejudice?  Because Washington Is Hollywood for Ugly People?  Becoming Ugly: A New Face for Television?  Behind the Scenes: The Making of 'The Ugly One'?  Big Deals: The Good, the Bad & the Ugly?  Boob Tube: Sex, TV and Ugly George?  Brak po zaveschaniyu. Tantsi na uglyah?  Butt-Ugly?  Butt-Ugly Martians?  Celebrity Plastic Surgery: The Good, the Bags, and the Ugly?  Choices: The Good, the Bad, the Ugly?  Chris Porter: Ugly and Angry?  Clarkson: The Good, the Bad, the Ugly?  Cold & Ugly?  Coyote Ugly?  Die Antwoord: Ugly Boy?  Dir en Grey: Rettou Gekishin Angya Final 2003 5 Ugly Kingdom?  Don't Look at Me (I'm Ugly in the Morning)?  Duck Ugly?  Earthlings: Ugly Bags of Mostly Water?  Fugly?  Fugly?  Fugly?  Fugly!?  Garbage Ugly Neglect?  God Don't Like Ugly?  God Don't Like Ugly?  God Don't Love Ugly?  Good Bad & Ugly?  Gospel Good, Gospel Bad, Gospel Ugly?  Hard & Ugly?  Heuglyongang?  Hollywood Ugly?  Hotties II: The Hot, the Bad, and the Ugly?  How the Ugly Girl Gets the Hot Boy?  Il Maestro: Ennio Morricone and 'The Good, the Bad and the Ugly'?  Inside the Real Coyote Ugly?  Its Ugly Head?  Joan Rivers: Ugly Children?  Kruglyanskiy most?  Land of the Ugly Duckling?  Life Is Too Short to Dance with Ugly Women?  Longshot?  Longshot?  Longshot?  Longshot... The Biopic of Senator Bernie Sanders Campaign 2016 for POTUS?  Longshots?  Longshotsville?  The Longshot?  The Longshots?  Making Ugly?  Meet Ugly?  Mutt Ugly?  My Favorite Fairy Tales Volume 2: The Three Little Pigs/The Ugly Duckling/The Wolf and the Seven Little Kids?  No More Ugly Jessica?  Not Just an Ugly Face?  Operation Ugly Beauty?  Pretty Ugly?  Pretty Ugly?  Pretty Ugly?  Pretty Ugly People?  Pros and Cons: The Good, the Bad & the Ugly?  Pugly?  Quite Ugly One Morning?  Rabbit Ears: The Ugly Duckling?  Reconstructing 'The Good, the Bad and the Ugly'?  She Must Be Ugly?  Stanley, the Ugly Duckling?  Stranded, Broke & Ugly?  The Beautiful World of Ugly Betty?  The Beauty of Ugly Betty?  The Boob, the Badge, and the Ugly?  The Buglys?  The Good, the Bad and the Ugly?  The Good, the Bad and the Ugly?  The Good, the Bad and the Ugly?  The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly?  The Good, the Grad, and the Ugly?  The Handsome, the Ugly, and the Stupid?  The Legend of the Ugly King?  The Mad, the Bad & the Ugly?  The Pretty, the Dandy and the Ugly?  The Ugly?  The Ugly?  The Ugly American?  The Ugly American?  The Ugly Dachshund?  The Ugly Duckling?  The Ugly Duckling?  The Ugly Duckling?  The Ugly Duckling?  The Ugly Duckling?  The Ugly Duckling?  The Ugly Duckling?  The Ugly Duckling?  The Ugly Duckling?  The Ugly Duckling?  The Ugly Duckling and Me!?  The Ugly Duckling and Me!?  The Ugly Duckling's Christmas Wish?  The Ugly Ducky?  The Ugly Face of Disability Hate Crime?  The Ugly File?  The Ugly Friend?  The Ugly Girl?  The Ugly King?  The Ugly King?  The Ugly King Doesn't Forgive?  The Ugly Little Boy?  The Ugly Little Table?  The Ugly One?  The Ugly One: Thor's Revenge?  The Ugly Ones?  The Ugly Parts?  The Ugly Side of Beauty?  The Ugly Truth?  The Ugly Truths?  The Ugly War: Children of Vengeance?  The Ultimate Coyote Ugly Search?  This Beautiful Yet Ugly World?  Two Ugly Sisters?  Ugly?  Ugly?  Ugly?  Ugly?  Ugly?  Ugly?  Ugly?  Ugly?  Ugly?  Ugly?  Ugly?  Ugly?  Ugly?  Ugly?  Ugly?  Ugly?  Ugly Americans?  Ugly and in Love?  Ugly Aur Pagli?  Ugly Beauty?  Ugly Benny?  Ugly Betty?  Ugly Candy?  Ugly Chic?  Ugly Criers Anonymous?  Ugly Flower?  Ugly Love?  Ugly Me?  Ugly Me?  Ugly Meets the People?  Ugly Money?  Ugly Mutt?  Ugly Naked People?  Ugly Night?  Ugly on the Inside?  Ugly Parade?  Ugly People in LA?  Ugly Shoes?  Ugly Spirit?  Ugly Sushi?  Ugly Sweater Party?  Ugly Teeth?  Ugly Truth, Pretty Lies?  Ugly Turkey?  Ugly World?  Ugly, Strong, and Dignified?  UglyDolls?  Uglyfish?  uglynothing?  Valentine's Day: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly?  Vienna Ugly?  Wait! Where the Hell Is E.T.? P.S. Look Out for the Ugly Plastic Doll?  Watsky: Ugly Faces?  Weird, Bad & Ugly?  When Beautiful People Do Ugly Things?  Winning Ugly?  Woke Up Ugly?  You're Ugly Too?  ...no?  Back to the drawing board then.