Sunday, May 26, 2019

Lies My Magazine Told Me

Brought to you by Liking a Page on Facebook.  Liking a Page on Facebook!  Isn't it sooooo nice that you don't actually have to go to them anymore?  And brought to you by Daughter of a Butch.  Daughter of a Butch!  Getting tired of the patriarchial glass ceiling where you live?  Fight back in small ways by starting with one of our most beloved expressions, "son of a bitch."  Well, time's up, you bastard.  You've had a good run, but these things can be turned off now much more easily.  But there's one thing we'll never get rid of: this week's Box Office Top 10!  Well, we only have the three debuts this week.  One is at #1, the other two are at #5 and #6.  Apparently, the people like what's already out there more.  Besides, they're still trying to unpack the mystery that Detective Pikachu solved... sorry, SPOILER ALERT.  Oh, but it's not about pleasing the big crowds this weekend.  It's about starting to think about award season.  Awards, baby!  It's what EGOT.  This week's worthy person in the spotlight: Olivia Wilde, the world's oldest 35-year old.  It's a conspiracy, I'm telling you.  But, never mind all that.  I've got enough bad karma swirling around my head as it is.  Her days of directing shorts and video shorts are far behind her now.  Now it's on to national storytelling at the silver screen level.  And what story does she decide to tell?  Well, it's a tradition as old as time immemorial, or so it would seem, but it seems like new because it features nice, photogenic young people.  According to the plot description of this magnum opus, two academic superstars and best friends realize they should have worked less and played more.  And so, in the tradition of such hits of yesteryear as Risky Business, License to Drive and 1991's Mystery Date, they try to cram four years' worth of fun into one night.  Looks like these two academic superstars are going to grow up to become efficiency experts!  Now, all we need is a title for this magnum opus... good segué, right?  Well, I'm trying not to rely on the internet so much, as I get older and my eyes and memory fade.  Now, I seem to recall that it's a ... not necessarily a portmanteau, because a portmanteau implies that there are two words smooshed together that don't belong normally, like Taco Time Out.  That's my favourite, personally.  Maybe it's $1 Book Heaven1001 Inventions and the Book of Animals12 Books That Changed the World13 Reasons Why: Bringing the Book to Life2014 Joe Shuster Canadian Comic Book Creator Awards30 and Booked42nd Street: From Book to Screen to StageA Blind Eye: Book TrailerA Book a CityA Book About JackA Book by It's CoverA Book by Its CoverA Book of Common PrayerA Book of MatchesA Book of Truth, a Book of LiesA Book of VersesA Book with Chapters in ItA Bookshelf on Top of the Sky: 12 Stories About John ZornA Bookstore in Six ChaptersA Brief Spark Bookended by DarknessA Christmas Adventure ...From a Book Called Wisely's TalesA Comicbook OrangeA Facebook RomanceA Good Book Has No EndingA Guidebook to Killing Your ExA Hollywood ScrapbookA Journey of Faith: The Making of Book of RuthA Killer's GuidebookA Letter from the YearbookA life without FacebookA Moving Picture Book of ArtistsA New Look at Nostradamus' Book of PropertyA Page in the Book of TimeA Theatrical Booking OfficeA World of Words Book TrailerA Young Doctor's Notebook & Other StoriesAAA Book TestABC NotebookAbduction of Jesse BookmanAbu Dhabi International Book FairActor's Notebook: Christopher LeeAdam Levosky and the Big BookAddicted to FacebookAdventures from the Book of VirtuesAerosmith Video ScrapbookAgents of Project Blue BookAlan Partridge on Open Books with Martin BryceAliens vs. Predator: The Comic BookAll About Books - 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...no?  None of those?  Well, BACK TO THE OLD DRAWING BOARD THEN!  Meanwhile, James Gunn is back from damn-near total exile because of his earlier Twitter tweets.  Apparently, the PC police have gotten some actual power now, and suddenly it's 1967 all over again, with pop stars getting arrested for marijuana usage.  We'll start small, with Donovan, then work our way up to The Who and the Rolling Stones.  That'll keep the bad element out of the Monterey International Pop Festival, that's for sure!  Why don't people like Pat Boone or Barry Sadler anymore?  ...sorry, I got sidetracked.  Also, my eyes are still a little tired today.  Guess I'm watching too much computer again.  But he's only produced this latest opus, and I gotta say... thank you, 1978's Superman!  It's the cinematic gift that keeps on giving, whether to 2013's Man of Steel, or this current venture.  Looks damn near quite similar to me.  A young boy not of this world appears... a family takes him in.  Starts off like Superman, ends up with him getting beat up at school like Powder.  But what to call this magnum opus?  Let's see, it has to do with light and heat... could it be 3 Minute Wonder: Bright New Wonders?  Is it A Bright Future: West ISD Rises Up?  How about A Bright HeartA Bright IntervalA Bright New Hope for MankindA Bright PastA Bright SecondA Bright SecondA Bright Shining LieA Bright Shining LifeA Brighter PaletteA Brighter SunA Brighter SunA Brighter Sun 2A Killing on Brighton BeachA Postcard from BrightonA Visit to the Seaside at Brighton Beach, EnglandAbbie BrightAccidental Ruin: Bright SideAdagio for Brighter DaysAlagoas: BrightonAlbrightAll Is BrightAll the Bright PlacesAll the Bright PlacesAll the Bright Shiny DreamsAll Things Bright and BeautifulAmnesia: The James Brighton EnigmaAn Aria for AlbrightsAnd Out, Into the Bright Blue SkyAnthony Aramouni: Bright Eyed WomanAstronaut StarbrightBeauty Pageants: Bright Lights, Big BusinessBedouine: Bright LightsBella Thorne: Burn so BrightBelow the Bright BalloonsBen Dover 2: Brighton BabewatchBeyond Batman: Bigger, Bolder, Brighter - The Production Design of 'Batman & Robin'Big Bright FutureBig City, Bright LightsBitter Autumn, Bright WinterBlack Bright DaysBob Hope: Hollywood's Brightest StarBody at Brighton RockBrightBrightBrightBrightBrightBright 2Bright and BreezyBright and DarkBright and EarlyBright and EarlyBright AngelBright AuditionBright Brand New DayBright Business Girls Learn Hard Bondage LessonsBright CircleBright College YearsBright College YearsBright Colors and Bold PatternsBright Colors, Deep Blacks: Conrad L. Hall and the Visual Style of 'Black Widow'Bright Common SpikesBright ContrastBright Dark BlackBright DawnBright Day!Bright EyesBright EyesBright EyesBright EyesBright EyesBright EyesBright EyesBright EyesBright EyesBright FallsBright FutureBright Future My LoveBright FuturesBright FuturesBright HairBright IdeaBright IdeasBright IdeasBright Ideas for BusinessBright Ideas for Taste Test SuccessBright in a Hollow SkyBright in HereBright in the DarkBright LeafBright LeavesBright LightBright Light Could Kill YouBright LightsBright LightsBright LightsBright LightsBright LightsBright LightsBright LightsBright LightsBright LightsBright LightsBright LightsBright LightsBright LightsBright LightsBright Lights & PromisesBright Lights of BroadwayBright Lights of TomorrowBright Lights, Big CityBright Lights, Brilliant Minds: A Tale of Three CitiesBright Lights, Dark ShadowsBright Lights: Starring Carrie Fisher and Debbie ReynoldsBright MomentsBright MorningBright Nights, Dark DaysBright on Dark: The Matthew Bright InterviewBright OnesBright PromiseBright RoadBright ShadowBright ShadowBright side in D minorBright Side of the WallBright SkiesBright SmokeBright SparksBright SpotBright SpotsBright StarBright Star MovieBright Star ShiningBright Summer NightBright Sunny SouthBright Tempest: The World of Jesse AllenBright TimesBright VictoryBright Young ThingsBright Young ThingsBright, Beautiful & Blissful YouBright's BoffinsBRIGHTdriverBrighten Up JoeBrightened SunsetsBrightening Lives with the Solar Bottle Bulb - Dhaka, BangladeshBrighter BoroughBrighter CricketBrighter DayBrighter DaysBrighter Featuring Karen BlackBrighter Mattress Co.Brighter YesterdayBrighter....BrightestBrightestBrightest MindsBrightest StarBrightfallBrighthaven ExpressBrightlight City: The Finish LineBrightnessBrightnessBrightnessBrightness of Noon: The Intersect of Faith, Immigration and Refugees Part 1BrightonBrighton - Die Sinfonie der GroßstadtBrightonBrightonBrightonBrightonBrighton 4Brighton Beach MemoirsBrighton BellesBrighton Horror NightBrighton MarathonBrighton ParkBrighton ParkourBrighton RockBrighton RockBrighton StoryBrighton Vegan FestivalBrighton Wok: The Legend of Ganja BoxingBrighton: 50 Years of GayBrighton/BarringtonBrightsideBrightstar BuzzBrightwoodBrightwoodBrighty of the Grand CanyonBritain's Brightest FamilyBumbles' Walk to BrightonBurn BrightBurn BrightlyBurning BrightBurning BrightBurning BrightBurning BrightCeleste BrightChat BrightCheck BrightsClassics: The Best of Sarah BrightmanColour Me BrightComes a Bright DayConversation with Carlton AlbrightDark.Bright.Red.Days Bright and BlessedDestruction Makes the World Burn BrighterDevon Bright & The Sensitive BoysDisgaea D2: A Brighter DarknessDishonour BrightDream Builders Project: A Brighter Future for ChildrenDrumming for a Brighter FutureEmily Perry: BrightFar Bright StarFather's Bright IdeaFor a Brighter DayFulbright: The Man, the Mission, and the MessageFuture to Bright Hai JiGoodbye Charlie BrightGraffiti Stories: From Dark Alleys to Bright FuturesHang Up Your Brightest ColoursHeaven on Brighton BeachIn the Bright Light of NoonIn the Spotlight with Robin Roberts: Bright Lights. Big Stars. All Access NashvilleJen Jis & Feder: Keep Us Apart feat. Bright SparksJesus Jones: International Bright Young ThingLes jumeaux de BrightonLight, Bright, Damn Near WhiteLisa, Bright and DarkLittle Angels: The Brightest ChristmasLondon to BrightonLong Bright LandLook On The Bright SideLooking on the Bright SideMaryellen and the Brightest StarMason Jar Music Presents: My Brightest DiamondMitchum's Hardest Working Person in America: 86 Year Old Piano Tuner - Keith AlbrightMondo Uche: Life of the Brightest StarMove Me Brightly: Celebrating Jerry Garcia's 70th BirthdayMr. BrightsideMuch Too BrightMy Brightest Diamond: A Million PearlsMy Brightest Diamond: ChampagneMy Brightest Diamond: Freak Out (Gold Chains Remix)My Brightest Diamond: Lover KillerMy Brightest Diamond: PressureMy Brightest Diamond: This is My HandMy Brightest Diamond: We Added it UpNever Seen You Shine So BrightOffice #thebrightesthorrorfilmOklahoma Bob Albright and His Rodeo Do FlappersOn BrightonOn location with: All Things Bright and BeautifulOn the Bright SideOn the Bright SideOn the Bright SideOn the Brighter SideOn the BrightsideOne Bright DayOne Bright Shining MomentOperation: The Future Looks BrightOpposite of a Bright SummerOrange BrightOur Future Is BrightPenelope: Bright EyesPiercing BrightnessPure BrightnessRed Stars of BrightonRichard Waybright and the Mason Dixon FarmRing of Bright WaterRoye Albrighton: Up CloseSam and Max: Bright Side of the MoonSarah Brightman in ConcertSarah Brightman: Diva - The Video CollectionSarah Brightman: Harem - A Desert FantasySarah Brightman: La Luna - Live in ConcertSarah Brightman: One Night in Eden - Live in ConcertSarah Brightman: Symphony in ViennaSarah Brightman: The Harem World Tour - Live from Las VegasSea Bright RisingSeagull Man: The Brighton SuperheroShare with Me Your Brightest Colors Pt I the Tracey FragmentsShine BrightShine BrightShiny Shiny Bright New Hole in My HeartSo Brightly in the DarkSo Young, So BrightSome Bright WhiteStar BrightStar Light, Star BrightStarbrightSugar Ray Robinson: The Bright Lights and Dark Shadows of a ChampionTEDxFulbright Santa MonicaThe Best and the BrightestThe Bold and the BrightestThe Bright DayThe Bright DayThe Bright ForeverThe Bright LifeThe Bright Light Social Hour: Trip With LolaThe Bright Lights DimmedThe Bright ShawlThe Bright SideThe Bright SideThe Bright SideThe Bright SideThe Bright SideThe Bright SideThe Bright SideThe Bright Side of AttractionA Bright Side of DarknessThe Bright Side of DawnThe Bright Side of the MoonThe Bright Young NewcomerThe Brighter DayThe Brighter SideThe Brighter SideThe Brightest Colours Make GreyThe Brightest SoundThe Brightest StarThe Brightest StarThe Brightest SundayThe Brightness You KeepThe Brighton BelleThe Brighton MobThe Brighton MysteryThe Brighton StranglerThe BrightsideThe Civilization of Maxwell BrightThe Coming Asunder of Jimmy BrightThe Deafening Silence of a Very Bright LightThe Falling of the BrightThe Flowers Are Not as Bright as They Use to BeThe Future is BrightThe Future of the Great Barrier Reef: Bleached or Bright?The House with the Bright LightThe Killers: Mr. Brightside - UK VersionThe Killers: Mr. BrightsideThe Last Alchemist, or How Wynn Albright Got His ComeuppanceThe Moon Shines Bright on Charlie ChaplinThe Sun Shines BrightThe Sun Shines Brightly on Our Gasmasks: Tales from Before the End of the WorldThe Tomorrow Show with Gray BrightThe Ushers: A Dark Tale of a Bright NightThey Do Such Things at BrightonThrough a Lens Brightly: Mark TurbyfillTimbuk3: The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear ShadesTinchy Stryder feat. Pixie Lott: Bright LightsTo Brighton with GladysTo Our Bright White HeartsTwice as BrightTwo Bright BoysTyger Tyger Burning BrightVampires: Brighter in DarknessVerloren in Amerika. Beaobachtungen in Brighton Beach, Brooklyn, New YorkVers Madrid: The Burning BrightVikend v BrightonuWhere Light Shines Brightest?  Could it be ...Burnt?  What about 1-800-Witches Gotta Burn!?  Maybe it's 2008 Annual TEC Hall of Fame Award Honoring T Bone Burnett25 Jaar Burny Bos Filmfeest32 Brinkburn Street3X3 Xcelerate: Burn Outs DVDA Burning CircleA Burning DreamA Burning Hot SummerA Burning Passion: The Margaret Mitchell StoryA Burning RageA Burning Tale of DesireA Burning ThingA Cross Burning in WillacoocheeA Cross to BurnA Day at WoburnA Flock of Seagulls: Burnin' UpA Freezerburnt ChristmasA Good BurnÀ la recherche de Franck BurnsA Little Help with Carol BurnettA Million to BurnA Paper Tiger BurnsA Passage from Burnt IslandsA Supercarrier Is Burning: U.S.S. EnterpriseA Time for BurningA Tribute to Jackie Milburn: The Jackie Milburn StoryA Woman of Substance: Katharine Hepburn RememberedAbsolutely No One Breaks Up with Bernadette BurnsAcid BurnAcross the Burning TrestleAfter BurnerAfter Burner ClimaxAfterburnAfterburnAfterburn/AftershockAlarm für Cobra 11 - Burning WheelsAlex Hepburn: I BelieveAlex Hepburn: Look What You've DoneAlex Hepburn: Pain isAlex Hepburn: UnderAlice Burned MemoriesAliens in the Basement: The Bob Burns CollectionAll Seasons Burn in HellAll-Star Party for Carol BurnettAlpine Universe: Helios (Burn Me to the Sky)Alyson Stoner: Slow Dancing in a Burning RoomAmnesiac (or How Bruno Got Burned Trying to Pick the Time Lock)An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood BurnAn Evening with Carol BurnettAndra Day: BurnAngels Burn in the SunApocalyptica: The Life Burns TourArch Enemy: As the Stages Burn!Area 88: Act III - Burning MirageArmin van Buuren Feat. Christian Burns: This Light Between UsArmin van Buuren: Sunburn (Walk Through the Fire)As the Candle BurnedAs the Dust Settles: A Participatory Documentary Shot at Burning ManAs the Fire Pit BurnsAs the Mirror BurnsAs the Palaces BurnAs the World BurnsAshburn WatersAt the Flame, the Butterfly Burnt Its WingsAthens BurningAttack of the Killer Tomatoes: Crash and BurnAuburnAudrey Hepburn RememberedAudrey Hepburn: Ein Star auf der Suche nach sich selbstAudrey Hepburn: In Her Own WordsAudrey Hepburn: In the MoviesAudrey Hepburn: The Paramount YearsAvatar: The Last Airbender - The Burning EarthAvenue of the Giants: BurnBack BurnBackburningBackburnsBandidas: Making of - Burning Up the Set with Salma & PenélopeBarn BurnerBarn BurningBarnburnerBarriers Burned AwayBarriers Burned AwayBattle of Kings: BannockburnBefore the Cabin Burned DownBefore the Light Burns OutBehind the Flames: As the Fire BurnsBeyond Belief: Honeymoon at Burning ManBikers, Brawls and Burning Bars: The Making of 'Wild Hogs'Billy Blackburn's Treasure Chest: Rare Home Movies and Special MemoriesBilly Blanks Jr. Fitness: Fat-Burning Hip Hop MixBing Crosby and Carol Burnett: Together Again for the First TimeBlack Inside: The Remington Wallace Burnett StoryBlack Veil Brides: Alive and BurningBlackburnBlackburnBlackOut Burned NightsBlaster Burner Funk: The RockumentaryBlood Ties: Lee Montgomery on 'Burnt Offerings'Bloodhound Gang: Fire Water BurnBloody Rampage! Burnt ToastBlowburnBlue Öyster Cult: Burnin' for YouBo Burnham: Make HappyBo Burnham: what.Bo Burnham: Words, Words, WordsBob Burns In HellBob Burns' Hollywood HalloweenBomb! Burning FantasyBon Appétit: Sushi Chef vs. French Chef: Who Burns More Calories?Both Ends BurningBoy Chad: #BTFWA (Burn This Fucking World Alive)Boy WoodburnBreak, Blow, BurnBreathless Body: The Ultimate Calorie BurnBrexit Shorts: BurnBridges BurnedBroken, Battered and BurnedBruce Cockburn Pacing the CageBTS: Burn the StageBurnBurn 'Em Up BarnesBurn 'Em Up BarnesBurn 'Em Up BarnesBurn 'Em Up O'ConnorBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBURNBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurn After ReadingBurn After WatchingBurn AwayBurn Baby BurnBurn Baby BurnBurn BeautifullyBurn Burn BurnBurn CardBurn ChildBurn CountryBurn CrisisBurn Hollywood BurnBurn in HellBurn in HellBurn in HellBurn in Hell, NOT!Burn in LoveBurn ItBurn Motherfucker, Burn!Burn My BodyBurn NoticeBurn Notice: The Fall of Sam AxeBurn OffBurn on the BayouBurn OutBurn OutBurn OutBurn OutBurn OutBurn OutBurn OutBurn OutBurn Out LoveBurn Out or The Voluntary ServitudeBurn Out the DayBurn Outs: A Dream of Drag Racing.Burn Panty, BurnBurn Paris BurnBurn SparkBurn That Way After AllBurn the BitchBurn the ButterfliesBurn the ClockBurn the Evidence: Trying to EvadeBurn the Floor Volume IIIBurn the Forest of the NightBurn the MoneyBurn the Place you HideBurn the ShipsBurn the Stage: The MovieBurn the TapesBurn the WagonsBurn the Whole Place DownBurn Them AllBurn to SendBurn to Shine 03: Portland, ORBurn UpBurn UpBurn Up WBurn Up!Burn with YouBurn Your Fat with Me!Burn Your Fat with Me! 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Nolan on 'Burnt Offerings'Full BurnFyreburnGangstagrass: BarnburningGardens of the World with Audrey HepburnGay Gasper: Fat BurnerGeorge Burns - His Wit and WisdomGeorge Burns & Art Carney on Dinah!George Burns and Other Sex SymbolsGeorge Burns Celebrates 80 Years in Show BusinessGeorge Burns Comedy WeekGeorge Burns How to Live to Be 100George Burns in ConcertGeorge Burns in Nashville???George Burns' 100th Birthday PartyGeorge Burns' 90th Birthday Party: A Very Special SpecialGeorge Burns' 95th Birthday PartyThe George Burns (Early) Early, Early Christmas SpecialGhastly Prince Enma Burning UpGifting It: A Burning Embrace of Gift EconomyGolden BurnGuernica Still BurningGunnar: A Student Burns OutHair BurnersHappy BurnoutHariburneHarold and BurnsHeart BurnHeart BurnHeart BurnHeart BurnHeart BurnsHeartburnHeartburnHeartburnHeartburnHeartburnHeartburnHeartburn HotelHeaven BurnsHeaven Shall Burn: Bildersturm - Iconoclast II (The Visual Resistance)Heaven Shall Burn: Black TearsHeaven Shall Burn: EndzeitHeaven Shall Burn: Hunters Will Be HuntedHeaven's BurningHebburnHelp! 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Dewain Whitmore: Burn OutMary Burns, FugitiveMe & Mr. BurnsMedia BurnMia Martina: BurningMidnight Oil: Beds Are BurningMississippi BurningMit Burnout durch den WaldMockingjay: BurnMogwai: BurningMoney to BurnMoney to BurnMoney to BurnMoney to BurnMoney to BurnMoney to BurnMoney to BurnMoney to BurnMoney to BurnMoney to BurnMoney to BurnsMonsterama: The World of Bob BurnsMoses and the Burning BushMr. Charlie, Your Rollin' Mill Is Burnin' DownMr. Kim's Burning NightMSNBC Reports: Kate Hepburn RememberedMTV: Daily Burn - Kick, Dance & FirmMuse: SunburnMustangs and BurnoutsMxPx - Both Ends BurningMy Candle BurnsMy Lovely Burnt Brother and His Squashed BrainMy Name Is BurnsNAVI: The Burning ProcessNe-Yo: Burnin' UpNick Carter Feat. Britton 'Briddy' Shaw: Burning UpNicki Minaj: Ganja BurnNina! (About a Burner)Ninth Van Cliburn International Piano Competition: A Life in MusicNo God: Shadow House BurnNo Party for Billy BurnsNothing Left to BurnNude Fat BurnNWA Force1: This City BurnsO.A.R. Standing on a Burning Hot SunOf Burning HillsOil Shale: The Rock That BurnsOn Burning SandsOn the Dust Bowl with Ken Burns & Timothy EganOn the Set with Taylor Swift: Picture to BurnOne Burning MomentOne Piece: Burning BloodOperation Burn NoticeOperation Burnham DairyOpiate for the Masses: Burn You DownOrhon Murat AriburnuOtelo BurningOut Burn: Marubo no onnna deka Yagami EikoOut of Burning: The Rebirth of Coventry CathderalPacking for Burning ManPaper City BurnoutPaper Skin Won't BurnParis Burns as Protests over Fuel Prices RiseParis Burns over Draconian Carbon Tax: Globalist and Malthusian Mythical Climate Change TyrannyParis Is BurningParis Is BurningPartition: The Day India BurnedPayback: Interview with Mel Gibson, Maria Bello, Lucy Liu and James CoburnPeople Living aka Charlottesville BurnsPete Burns UnspunPilates for Fat BurningPine Canyon Is BurningPipe DreamPirates of the Burning SeaPleasure Heads Must BurnPolice Story: BurnoutPowderburnPowderburnPretty BURNettePrimary BurnsProject BurnProof: David Auburn AdaptationPublic Enemy Feat. Ice Cube and Big Daddy Kane: Burn Hollywood BurnPurdie and the Beefcake BurnoutPWG: Goulburn TournamentPWG: Goulburn Tournament 2Queens of the Stone Age: Burn the WitchQuincy Jones: Burning the LightR Spasoff Comedian with Bertie Higgins Speaking About Burning Desire Web Series 17Raised On Rock: the Burnette Family LegacyRay's Swinburne Adventure: The Lost FilmRayburnRayburn: Mr. SpeakerRazor BurnRecca no honoo: Final BurningRecca no honoo: Final BurningRecordando a Katharine HepburnRed Ash: Burning RightsRed Dragon: Burning WheelchairReligion: Burn the Bar DownResistance: Burning SkiesRich Tola's 15 Minute Fat Burning WorkoutsRichard Ashcroft: Money to BurnRichie Sambora at Fonda Theater: Burn That Candle DownRip and Burn: Chapter 1River TyburnRiverburnRob Ian CoburnRobert BurnsRobert Plant: Burning Down One SideRoger Weeks: SunburntRome Is BurningRome Is BurningRooster CogburnRope BurnRoxy Music: Both Ends BurningRugburnSacred Ground: The Battle for Mt. Auburn CemeterySalty Sideburns: The Baltic Kayak QuestSandburnSavage Garden: Crash and BurnScent of Burning MortarScratch & BurnSculpt & Burn Body BlitzSean Paul: We Be Burning'Sebell: Till the Sun Burns OutSem Limites - Bob BurnquistSerafina Slow BurnSeven Hours to BurnShe Wanted to Be BurntShe Who Must BurnShoot 'Em Hang 'Em Burn 'EmSienna BurningSilent BurnerSilent Burner 2Sills and Burnett at the MetSinaro: The Sun Burns in DisbeliefSix Sides of Katharine HepburnSixth Van Cliburn International Piano CompetitionSkateline: Paul Rodriguez Sacked, Nyjah Huston, Bob Burnquist, Skateboarding Is Not a Game...Slash & Burn: The Freddy Krueger StorySlim K: Burn the DiscoSlow BurnSlow BurnSlow BurnSlow BurnSlow BurnSlow BurnSlow BurnSlow BurnSlow BurnSlow BurnSlow BurnSlow Burn: Fire in the StreetsSlow Cool BurnSlowburnin'Snatched from a Burning DeathSolar Flares Burn for YouSome Torches Don't BurnSonburnSpark: A Burning Man StorySpeed to BurnStar-BurnedStarring Katharine HepburnStash & BurnStatus Quo: Burning BridgesStay the BurningStevie Rae Stephens BurnStill BurningStill Waters BurnStop the BurningStrange Encounters: Burning Man - Return to SpiritSuburbia BurningSun BurnSun BurnSun Burns: The Sequel to Love BitesBazman HazeSunburnSunburnSunburnSunburnSunburnSunburnSunburnSunburnSunburnSunburnt AngelsSurvivor: Burning HeartSynthetic Kingdom: BurnTakeoff with Ashley ColburnTaking My Parents to Burning ManTalk, Turn, Crash & BurnTalking Heads: Burning Down the HouseTasha the Amazon: Watch it BurnTaylor Swift: Picture to BurnTekkaman Blade: Burning ClockThat Burnin' SensationThat Burning FeelingThat Burning QuestionThe 16th Annual Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize for American Humor: Carol BurnettThe Auburn Hills BreakdownThe Auburn Soul StoryThe Audrey Hepburn StoryThe Barrier That Was BurnedThe Best of the Wilburn Brothers Show! Classic Shows: Vol. 3The Blackburn AsylumThe Bluetones: Keep the Home Fires BurningThe Boy Who Wanted to Burn the BarnThe Bronx Is BurningThe BurnThe BurnThe BurnThe Burn PileThe Burn TrialsThe Burn with Jeff RossThe Burned HandThe BurnerThe Burner Beach ProjectThe BurningThe BurningThe BurningThe BurningThe BurningThe BurningThe BurningThe BurningThe BurningThe Burning BabyThe Burning BandThe Burning BedThe Burning Bed: Robert GreenwaldThe Burning BoyThe Burning BrandThe Burning BrideThe Burning BushThe Burning BushThe Burning BushThe Burning BushThe Burning ChildThe Burning CourtThe Burning CrossThe Burning DeadThe Burning Dead: Danny Trejo VS the Burning Dead, An Interview with Danny TrejoThe Burning DreamThe Burning FlameThe Burning GhatThe Burning HeartThe Burning HellThe Burning HillsThe Burning HouseThe Burning Issue: The Right to DieBurning KissThe Burning LandThe Burning LariatThe Burning Man FestivalThe Burning MoonThe Burning Piano: A Portrait of Patrick WhiteThe Burning PileThe Burning PlainThe Burning PursuitThe Burning QuestionThe Burning QuestionThe Burning QuestionThe Burning RivetThe Burning RoomThe Burning SeasonThe Burning SeasonThe Burning SeasonThe Burning Season: The Chico Mendes StoryThe Burning SecretThe Burning SilenceThe Burning StableThe Burning TimesThe Burning TrailThe Burning TrainThe Burning TreeThe Burning WakeThe Burning WallThe Burning Wigs of SeditionThe Burning WithinAmerican WomanThe Burning WorldThe Burning WorldThe Burning ZoneThe Burningmoore IncidentThe BurnoutThe Burns and Schreiber Comedy HourThe Burns Sisters: Listen to the Beat of a HeartThe Burns-Johnson Boxing ContestThe Burnstory DeathThe Burnt BridgeThe Burnt CorkThe Burnt HouseThe Burnt TwigsThe Carol Burnett 50th Anniversary SpecialThe Carol Burnett ShowThe Carol Burnett ShowThe Carol Burnett ShowThe Carol Burnett Show in LondonThe Carol Burnett Show: A ReunionThe Carol Burnett Show: Let's Bump Up the LightsThe Case of Katelyn BurnsThe Charcoal-Burner's SonThe Cliburn: 50 Years of GoldThe Daily BurnThe Dean Martin Celebrity Roast: George BurnsThe Dishwasher of KilburnThe Fire That BurnsThe Fish Fishburne ShowThe George Burns and Gracie Allen ShowThe George Burns One-Man ShowThe George Burns ShowThe George Burns ShowThe George Burns SpecialThe Haunter of Burnside ValleyThe Hepburn EffectThe Hepburn GirlsThe House Is BurningThe Iron Detective: UnderburnThe Journey to Burning ManThe Ken Burns EffectThe Killer Robots! Crash and BurnThe Knight of the Burning PestleThe Lady's Not for BurningThe Lady's Not for BurningThe Lamp Still BurnsThe Land of Robert BurnsThe Last Night London BurnedThe Life of Robert BurnsThe Light of Family BurnamThe Light That Burns: Remembering Jordan CronenwethThe Long Slow BurnThe Look of 'Time Bandits': An Interview with Milly BurnsThe Loves of Robert BurnsThe Making of 'Burn the Floor'The Making of Bobby BurnitThe Melburn ConfessionThe Misadventures of Bernie BurnsThe More She BurnsThe Mystery of the Burning FreightThe Ocean Screams: BurnThe Psychic BackburnerThe Quest for BannockburnThe Real Tony BlackburnThe Reality of Bob BurnquistThe Romance of Robert BurnsThe Seeding of Sarah BurnsThe Sharpest Fingers in Clayburn CountyThe Smell of Burning AntsThe Snow-BurnerThe Spencer Tracy Legacy: A Tribute by Katharine HepburnThe Strange Case of Robert BurnhamThe Summer of ABC BurnsThe Sunburnt GenerationThe Tear That BurnedThe Tyburn CaseThe UK Saying a Dog Pooping Is a Hate Crime Is Remarkably Like the Burning TimesThe Ultimate Critical Review: Deep Purple - BurnThe Virgin Queen with a burning heartThe Who: At Kilburn 1977The Wilburn Brothers ShowThe World Is BurningThe World Will Burn (Scene 1)The Xtreme Boot Camps Cardio & Fat Burning WorkoutThere Burns a FireThings That Will Burn in Hell with Phoenix WestThird Degree BurnThis Burning Age: HollowThomas Rhett: Crash and Burn (Behind the Scenes)Time for BlackburnTimeSaver: Cardio Fat BurnerTinchy Stryder Feat. Calvin Harris and BURNS: Off the RecordTobacco BurnTommy Burns and Bill SquiresTrash Talk: Burn AliveTruce Cannon: Slow BurnerTurn & BurnTurn It Up 'N' Burn It DownTurn, Burn, and FadeTwo Schools in HillburnTy Burnham: The Last Asian CowboyTyler Blackburn: Save MeUnder Burning SkiesUnkle: Burn My ShadowUrsula BurnsUsher: BurnWalk Away the Pounds with Leslie Sansone: High Calorie Burn - 2 MilesWalk Away the Pounds with Leslie Sansone: Super Fat BurningWander and Burn, the Endless StarsWashburnWashburn CountyWatch the K Foundation Burn a Million QuidWatt Feat. Post Malone: Burning ManWe Burn DaylightWhat Burns Did for MeWhat If Ken Burns Directed Marvel's Civil War?What You Can BurnWhen It BurnsWhen London BurnedWhen Purple Mountain BurnsWhen the Studio BurnedWhen We Burn OutWho Was Edda Van Heemstra?: The Story of Audrey HepburnWhy It BurnedWill It Burn?Wind BurnWith Bridges BurnedWith Bridges BurnedWithin Temptation: Let Us Burn: Elements & Hydra Live in ConcertWoody Burns... a LifeWorking for the Man: The Building, Burning and Disappearance of Black Rock City 2000World of Warcraft: The Burning CrusadeWorld's Heavyweight Championship Between Tommy Burns and Jack JohnsonWWE the Ladder Match 2: Crash & BurnX: Burning House of LoveXulduburnoldurYou Can't Unburn the Fire: The Burning Man DocumentaryZillion: Burning Night?
...no?  Well, BACK TO THE OLD DRAWING BOARD THEN!  Meanwhile, with the 30th anniversary of Terminator 2: Judgment Day fast approaching... almost missed that one!  And yet, I can't find the Blu-Ray at Wal-Mart.  What's this world coming to?  Anyway, we have the 27th anniversary of the 1992 Disney classic, Aladdin.  But now we've got a whole new world... of special effects, that is!  But we're not ready to live in that Avatar world of 2009 just yet.  No, there's no replacing the human face just yet, even though such movies as Monster House and Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within keep trying.  I mean, is Steve Buscemi's face that bad?  Apparently so!  No, movie stars with human faces are still a draw.  Lots of people with kids now, and dropping them off at the local air-conditioned multiplex for a few hours during what's sure to be another of the hottest years on record, planet-wide-wise, is still a desirable hobby.  Plus, Will Smith's kid has got it all out of his system, and he's ready to be a movie star... oh, it's Will instead?  Hmm!  Interesting.  Well, if he studied Robin Williams' improv skills as well as he memorized scenes from Shrek in I Am Legend, well... he's sure to do great!  But what's the name of this opus?  I'm trying to remember without using the web page to do it.  Is it 1001 Arabian Nights?  No?  How about A Kid in Aladdin's Palace?  Could it be A Thousand and One Nights?  Maybe A Very StarKid ReunionA-Lad-In BagdadAbrakadabraAdam Green's AladdinAdventures of AladdinAladdin - Naam Toh Suna HogaAladdinAladdinAladdinAladdinAladdinAladdinAladdinAladdinAladdinAladdinAladdinAladdinAladdinAladdinAladdinAladdinAladdin 3477- I: The Jinn of WisdomAladdin Activity CenterAladdin and His LampAladdin and His Magic LampAladdin and His Wonder LampAladdin and His Wonderful LampAladdin and His Wonderful LampAladdin and His Wonderful LampAladdin and the Adventure of All TimeAladdin and the Death LampAladdin and the Forty ThievesAladdin and the King of ThievesAladdin and the Magic LampAladdin and the Wonderful LampAladdin and the Wonderful LampAladdin Aur Jadui ChiragAladdin Aur Jadui ChiragAladdin and the Wonderful LampAladdin eller den forunderlige lampeAladdin from BroadwayAladdin Gets a Car!Aladdin in Nasira's RevengeAladdin JonesAladdin Jr.Aladdin Ka BetaAladdin on IceAladdin on IceAladdin Saha Puduma PahanaAladdin the comedyAladdin und die WunderlampeAladdin Up to DateAladdin Up-to-DateAladdin: An Elmrox Media DocumentaryAladdin: Fate of AgrabahAladdin: or, a Lad OutAladdin: The Magical Family MusicalAladdin's Arabian Adventures: Creatures of InventionAladdin's Arabian Adventures: Fearless FriendsAladdin's Arabian Adventures: Magic MakersAladdin's Arabian Adventures: Team GenieAladdin's AwakeningAladdin's Jam BandAladdin's LampAladdin's LampAladdin's LanternAladdin's Other LampAladdin's untold storyAlias AladdinApril in ParisArabian NightsCar Booting: Aladdin's CaveDiamond in the Rough: The Making of AladdinDisney Aladdin Mexico - Un Mundo IdealDisney Couples TherapyDisney's Aladdin Chess AdventuresDisney's Math Quest with AladdinFaerie Tale TheatreFamily FortunesFoney FablesGet My Son Dead or AliveHappily Ever After: Fairy Tales for Every ChildHard EightI Dream of Genie: Backstage at 'Aladdin' with James Monroe IglehartJamillah and AladdinLamp of AladdinMain Hoon AladdinMob on the RunNeil Gaiman Live at the AladdinNew AladdinNovye priklyucheniya AladdinaPantomania: Babes in the WoodPrince Live at the Aladdin Las VegasRabbit Ears: Aladdin and the Magic LampSara Bareilles: FairytaleSindbad Alibaba and AladdinThe Magic of AladdinThe Making of 'Aladdin': A Whole New WorldAladdin and the Return of JafarThe Wizard of BaghdadThe Wonders of AladdinThief of DamascusUnHappily Ever AfterUniversity Ever AfterZombie Ed?  ...no?  Well, BACK TO THE OLD DRAWING BOARD THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...maybe it should be Daughter of a Jerk?  An alcoholic?  Maybe a shout out to Tay-Tay and have it be "A Careless Man's Careful Daughter."  See?  No offensive words in it!

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