Monday, October 14, 2019

Advised Not to Blog Any Further

Brought to you by electric bicycles.  Electric Bicycles!  Because peddling is hard.  Very, very hard.  Also brought to you by Rudy Giuliani.  Rudy Guilaini!  Acting like the gangsters he once prosecuted since 2015.  Whelp, fall is upon us, even if Daylight Savings Time isn't just quite yet.  Hey!  I got an idea!  How about we fall back 30 minutes and just, you know... call it even?  What?  What did I say?  Okay, it's a bad idea, but not as bad as getting rid of pennies!  Or universal tire damage spikes!  Anyway, we got crops of new pumpkins in the store, and we got a whole crop of new movies at the Box Office this week.  I want to start with one at the wrong end of the Top 10 list for some reason.  It's a new one from Jon Lucas and Scott Moore.  They're like the Farrellys, but their mission in life is to bring voice to the voiceless.  In their case, the voiceless being the white douchebags of the upper middle class who never thought to express themselves more publicly than they really should.  They make Jesse Pinkman look human, is what I'm saying.  But even they get tired of getting typecast for Hangover-type projects, so what could be more exciting than shepherding a newbie into the upper echelons... eschelons?  The top tier of show business, is what I'm trying to say.  A young starlet like fresh-faced Adam Devine, or Jordan Peele's white cousin.  Because, I mean, let's face it: Adam Devine's House Party was neat and all that, but not really going anywhere.  Nothing short of the Sliver Screen would have to do.  And Moore/Lucas came up with an original title, I'll definitely give them that.  After running my usual little search, this is all I came up with!  In terms of people, there's Jexica Brooks, caught somewhere between Jesse and Jessica and the moon over New York City.  There's also Jeximé Icon, and... well, the trail runs cold from there.  Oh, what price originality?  In this case, the wrong end of the Top 10!  Let's quickly move on.
At #2 this week is a Pixar reboot of the live action movie and TV show franchise from a cartoonist of old... not the Shrek guy, I think.  Well, you know, it's been about twenty years since this one ... hmm!  Thought that was Lisa Marie for a second.  And besides, all these DVDs no longer look good now that I've got (access to) my sweet-ass new HDTV.  But what do I ask for when I go to the theatre to pay my $25 USD for a ticket?  And then another 30 for popcorn and Goobers?  I mean, is it "24 timer vi aldrig glemmer" Da Anker endte i Saddams sofahjørne?  No?  Well, how about The Addams Family Album?  Maybe it's Addams Family ReunionAddams Family Values perhaps?  Addams Family Values possibly?  Behind the Fame: The Munsters/Addams Family"Boulevard Bio" Ich war Saddams Sohn"Cake Wars" The Addams Family"Continue?" The Addams Family: Pugsley's Scavenger Hunt (SNES)"De TV kantine" Addams op zaterdagHalloween with the New Addams FamilyHammer: Addams Groove"Hey I am Luna" Cosplay Comic Con Wednesday Addams"Hey Qween!" Calpernia AddamsI rævens hule - Saddams IrakIrak am Abgrund - Peter Scholl-Latour in Saddams Reich"JDG la revanche" La Famille Addams - Pugsley's Scavenger Hunt"Joueur du Grenier" Les jeux Famille AddamsOi Moomin: Passion of the Addams"PortsCenter" "The Addams Family" - Super Nintendo, Genesis, Amiga, Atari ST"Riding in Cars with Girls" Wednesday Addams (Friday the 13th)"At the Movies" Addams Family Values/The Snapper/Dangerous Game/The Saint of Fort Washington/Like Water for Chocolate"At the Movies" The Addams Family/An American Tail: Fievel Goes West/For the Boys/Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse/Prospero's BooksTag Team: Addams Family (Whoomp!)The Addams FamilyThe Addams FamilyThe Addams FamilyThe Addams Family"The Addams Family" A Girl and a Ghoul/A Little Bit of Pugsley/Ask Granny"The Addams Family" A Thing Is Born/Choke and Dagger/Fester's Diary"The Addams Family" Addams Cum Laude"The Addams Family" Addams Family PTA"The Addams Family" Aloha Hoolamagoola"The Addams Family" Amnesia in the Addams Family"The Addams Family" Art and the Addams Family"The Addams Family" Boola Boola"The Addams Family" Camp Addams/Little Doll Lost/King of the Polycotton Blues"The Addams Family" Cat Addams"The Addams Family" Christmas with the Addams Family"The Addams Family" Color Me Addams"The Addams Family" Cousin Itt and the Vocational Counselor"The Addams Family" Cousin Itt Visits the Addams Family"The Addams Family" Cousin Itt's Problem"The Addams Family" Crisis in the Addams Family"The Addams Family" Dead and Breakfast"The Addams Family" Double O Honeymoon"The Addams Family" F.T.V."The Addams Family" Fastest Creepy Camper in the West"The Addams Family" Fester Goes on a Diet"The Addams Family" Fester's Punctured Romance"The Addams Family" Feud in the Addams Family"The Addams Family" Follow That Loaf of BreadThe Addams Family Fun House"The Addams Family" Ghost Town"The Addams Family" Girlfriendstein/Pugsley by the Numbers/Beware of Thing"The Addams Family" Gomez, the Cat Burglar"The Addams Family" Gomez, the People's Choice"The Addams Family" Gomez, the Politician"The Addams Family" Gomez, the Reluctant Lover"The Addams Family" Green-Eyed Gomez"The Addams Family" Halloween - Addams Style"The Addams Family" Halloween with the Addams Family"The Addams Family" Happy Birthday, Grandma Frump"The Addams Family" Happyester Fester"The Addams Family" Hide and Go Lurch/Hook, Line and Stinkers/A Sword Fightin' Thing"The Addams Family" Itt's Over"The Addams Family" Jack and Jill and the Beanstalk/Festerman Returns/Hand Delivered"The Addams Family" Left in the Lurch"The Addams Family" Little Big Thing/Little Bad Riding Hood/Metamorphosister"The Addams Family" Lurch and His Harpsichord"The Addams Family" Lurch Learns to Dance"The Addams Family" Lurch, the Teenage Idol"The Addams Family" Lurch's Grand Romance"The Addams Family" Lurch's Little Helper"The Addams Family" Morticia and Gomez vs. Fester and Grandmama"The Addams Family" Morticia and the Psychiatrist"The Addams Family" Morticia Joins the Ladies League"The Addams Family" Morticia Meets Royalty"The Addams Family" Morticia, the Breadwinner"The Addams Family" Morticia, the Decorator"The Addams Family" Morticia, the Matchmaker"The Addams Family" Morticia, the Sculptress"The Addams Family" Morticia, the Writer"The Addams Family" Morticia's Dilemma"The Addams Family" Morticia's Favorite Charity"The Addams Family" Morticia's Romance: Part 1"The Addams Family" Morticia's Romance: Part 2"The Addams Family" Mother Lurch Visits the Addams Family"The Addams Family" My Fair Cousin Itt"The Addams Family" My Son, the Chimp"The Addams Family" N.J. Addams"The Addams Family" No Ifs, Ands or Butlers"The Addams Family" Ophelia Finds Romance"The Addams Family" Ophelia Visits Morticia"The Addams Family" Ophelia's Career"The Addams Family" Portrait of Gomez"The Addams Family" Progress and the Addams Family"The Addams Family" Pugsley's Allowance"The Addams Family" Puttergeist"The Addams Family" Sir Pugsley/Festerman/Art to Art"The Addams Family" Sweetheart of a Brother"The Addams Family" The Addams Family and the Spaceman"The Addams Family" The Addams Family at Sea"The Addams Family" The Addams Family at the Kentucky Derby"The Addams Family" The Addams Family Goes to School"The Addams Family" The Addams Family Goes West"The Addams Family" The Addams Family in Court"The Addams Family" The Addams Family in New York"The Addams Family" The Addams Family Meet the VIPs"The Addams Family" The Addams Family Meets a Beatnik"The Addams Family" The Addams Family Meets the Undercover Man"The Addams Family" The Addams Family Splurges"The Addams Family" The Addams Family Tree"The Addams Family" The Addams Policy"The Addams Family" The Circus Story"The Addams Family" The Day Gomez Failed"The Addams Family" The Great Balloon Race"The Addams Family" The Great Treasure Hunt"The Addams Family" The Mardi Gras Story"The Addams Family" The New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family"The Addams Family" The Reluctant Astronauts Trip to the Moon"The Addams Family" The Roller Derby Story"The Addams Family" The Voodoo Story"The Addams Family" The Winning of Morticia Addams"The Addams Family" Then Came Granny/Pet Show Thing/Fester Sings the Fester Way"The Addams Family" Thing Is Missing"The Addams Family" Uncle Fester, Tycoon"The Addams Family" Uncle Fester's Illness"The Addams Family" Uncle Fester's Toupee"The Addams Family" Wednesday Leaves HomeThe Making of 'The Addams Family'The New Addams Family"The New Addams Family" Addams Family Feud"The New Addams Family" Addams Family in Court"The New Addams Family" Amnesia in the Addams Family"The New Addams Family" Art and the Addams Family"The New Addams Family" Catastrophia's Career"The New Addams Family" Christmas with the Addams Family"The New Addams Family" Cleopatra, Green of the Nile"The New Addams Family" Close Encounters of the Addams Kind"The New Addams Family" Cousin Itt Visits the Addams Family"The New Addams Family" Cousin Itt's Problem"The New Addams Family" Crisis in the Addams Family"The New Addams Family" Deadbeat Relatives"The New Addams Family" Death Visits the Addams Family"The New Addams Family" Fester and Granny vs. Grandpapa Addams"The New Addams Family" Fester Goes on a Diet"The New Addams Family" Fester Joins the Global Mercenaries"The New Addams Family" Fester the Marriage Counselor"The New Addams Family" Fester, the Tycoon"The New Addams Family" Fester, World Leader"The New Addams Family" Fester's Punctured Romance"The New Addams Family" Gomez, the Cat Burglar"The New Addams Family" Gomez, the People's Choice"The New Addams Family" Gomez, the Reluctant Lover"The New Addams Family" Grandpapa Addams Comes to Visit"The New Addams Family" Granny, the Happy Medium"The New Addams Family" Green Eyed Gomez"The New Addams Family" Halloween with the Addams Family"The New Addams Family" Horseplay"The New Addams Family" Keeping Up with the Joneses"The New Addams Family" Lights, Camera, Addams!"The New Addams Family" Lurch and His Piano"The New Addams Family" Lurch Learns to Dance"The New Addams Family" Lurch, Man of Leisure"The New Addams Family" Lurch, the Teen-Age Idol"The New Addams Family" Lurch's Grand Romance"The New Addams Family" Lurch's Little Helper"The New Addams Family" Melancholia Finds Romance"The New Addams Family" Morticia and the Psychiatrist"The New Addams Family" Morticia Joins the Ladies League"The New Addams Family" Morticia the Breadwinner"The New Addams Family" Morticia the Matchmaker"The New Addams Family" Morticia, the Decorator"The New Addams Family" Morticia, the Playright"The New Addams Family" Morticia, the Sculptress"The New Addams Family" Morticia's Dilemma"The New Addams Family" Morticia's Favorite Charity"The New Addams Family" Morticia's Romance: Part 1"The New Addams Family" Morticia's Romance: Part 2"The New Addams Family" My Fair Cousin Itt"The New Addams Family" My Son, the Chimp"The New Addams Family" New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family"The New Addams Family" Progress in the Addams Family"The New Addams Family" Saving Private Addams"The New Addams Family" The Addams Family Goes to School"The New Addams Family" The Addams Family Tree"The New Addams Family" The Addams Policy"The New Addams Family" The Tale of Long John Addams"The New Addams Family" The Undercover Man"The New Addams Family" The Winning of Morticia Addams"The New Addams Family" Thing Is Missing"The New Addams Family" Thing's Romance"The New Addams Family" Uncle Fester's Illness"The New Addams Family" Uncle Fester's Toupee"The New Addams Family" Wednesday Leaves Home"The New Addams Family" Wednesday's Crush"The Nostalgia Chick" Addams Family Values"The Nostalgia Chick" The Addams Family"Transformations" Discord Addams?

...no?  Not even close?  Well, BACK TO THE SECRET GARDEN THEN!!!  I mean, BACK TO THE DARWIN BOARD THEN!!!  Ooooops... sorry about shouting.  I forgot to take my anti-histrionics today, then I have to wait three hours before I take my anti-anagram medication.  Which reminds me!  I have a great new idea for an annoying feature.  This'll keep the Russian web spiders happy for a while!  They've taken renewed interest in my site, probably because of the upcoming 2020 election.  I don't imagine they have to go far for all the news about the movies THEY need to know... okay, found the file I need.  Anyway, a movie called The Man Hunter turns 100 this year.  Happy 100th birthday, you!  Lotta candles on that cake!  All right, back to the new movies.  Well, between It: Chapter Two and Joker, we've got our evil clowns covered!  But what about a good old-fashioned CGI action picture about a guy directing fighting his doppelganger?  Well, we've already had Logan for the action buffs, and Multiplicity for the comedy buffs.  Okay, so what about an assassin whose credentials are above reproach, but their next assignment just might destroy their family forever?  Well, we've already had Allied for the action/drama/WWII buffs, and Mr. & Mrs. Smith for the comedy/action/new Hollywood marriage buffs... okay, well, what about a new vehicle for Will Smith?  How about that?  Gotta give the guy something!  Well, Suicide Squad 2 is still in the can, so this new thing directed by Ang Lee will just have to do.  But what was it called again?  Something having to do with the Zodiac?  I mean, was it Gone Fishin'The SuperThe Public EyeJimmy HollywoodWith HonorsI'm Dancing as Fast as I Can?  Oh, wait... those are Joe Pesci movies.  Okay, starting over.  Zodiac-related astrology title, I got this.  I mean, could it be 1 in 3: A Case Against Cancer?  No?  Well, how about 10 Days at Sea: The Real Story of the Aquarius1neday: Capricorn maybe?  20 jaar Gaston & Leo perhaps?  2004 Taurus World Stunt Awards2005 Taurus World Stunt Awards2007 Taurus World Stunt Awards2nd Annual Leo Awards30 Seconds to Mars: Capricorn (A Brand New Name)476 A.D. Chapter One: The Last Light of Aries476 A.D. Chapter Two: The Dawning of the Age of Pisces'88 Dodge Aries99 to 1: Ovarian Cancer and MeA Crazy Leo ShowA Day Without CancerAlpha ScorpioAmerican Airlines: Stand up To CancerAmerican CancerAmerican Cancer Society TelethonAmerican Cancer Society: The Metaphorical RaceAnother Cancer MovieAsk Leo PizzaAvenzoar: A Cure for Pancreatic CancerB.E.T. Her Fights: Breast CancerB.E.T. Her Fights: Breast CancerBeating Bowel CancerBeating Breast CancerBeauty Reboot: Finding Beauty in the Cancer JourneyBehind the Scenes with Melissa LeoBehind the TaurusBill Turnbill: Living with cancerBOUT: A Story of Battling Breast CancerBreast Cancer Awareness Touchdown DancesBreast Cancer BoyBurzynski: Cancer Is Serious Business, Part IIBurzynski: The Cancer Cure Cover-UpCarnet de route: Myanmar (Birmanie) - La vie sous le tropique du CancerCat LeoClose to LeoCNN Investigative Report on CancerCocaine: Leo and ZeCoffee Time me ta Asteria tou LeoConstellation Women Series: Aquarius WomanConstellation Women Series: Aries WomanConstellation Women Series: Leo WomanConstellation Women Series: Pisces WomanCrazy Sexy CancerCreate Option C: My Journey with CancerCue Here for Laughs with John VirgoCutting Edge of Cancer with Robin RobertsDark and Light LeoDas Mädchen LeoDe Cancer a LeoDenis Leary: No Cure for CancerDesfile Leo Paparella 2018Double Pisces, Scorpio RisingDr. Leo S. 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...no?  Not even close?  Well, BACK TO THE EGG THEN!  I mean, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD THEN!!! OOOoooops... sorry about the shouting then.  Honestly, I don't know how you put up with me.  Whelp, I might as well do the only other one I got now.  I'm all about getting it over with.  When I'm not procrastinating, I believe in just getting it over with.  Another movie called The Chicken Hunters turns 100 this year.  Happy 100th birthday, you!  Lotta candles on that cake!  May you be shown on Turner Classic Movies without a big thing about film preservation beforehand.  You can stand on your own two feet, be they chicken or human.  As for me, too much excitement; I gotta lay down.

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