Sunday, October 27, 2019

Anything You Want, Matt Gaetz!

Brought to you by Teak Tree Lake.  Teak Tree Lake!  Great fishing in Chiang Mai, Thailand.  World class actually, I'm told!  So go and take a leak at Teak Tree Lake today.  Also brought to you by Fright Fart News.  Fright Fart News!  News so scary, you'll... well, you can guess.  News for those who need something harder than Alex Jones.  Well, the hottest new movie this week is one that came out four weeks ago or so.  Gotta give the devil his due!  Or in this case, Joaquin Phoenix.  If THIS doesn't finally get him an Oscar, well... even Paul Thomas Anderson doesn't know what will.  Hopefully he won't have to do what Peter Finch or... oh, never mind.  Even I don't feel like going there today.  I'm late for my afternoon nap, for God's sake! 
(after nap) I'm back!  Still damn logey, though.  Anyway, we got three debuts to march through.  The first one is like... well, anything with a hard and fast deadline.  This one has to do with an app with great predictive power.  Great.  Like insurance companies don't have enough money already.  Well, the star of this vehicle ain't the new Jennifer Lawrence yet, but... damn close, though!  Damn close.  She's just one Hunger Games or X-Men franchise away from being so.  So, what's the name of this hot young debut that dares take on the Jason Statham Crank franchise?  I mean, is it 100 Jahre - Der Countdown?  No?  Too German?  Well, how about 1987 Power Hits: New Year's Eve Countdown2012: Countdown to the Future maybe?  30 Minutes to Midnight: Spike's Countdown to Rock Band 2 perhaps?  8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown90's CountdownA Tribute to Countdown: 3000 and CountingAeon - Countdown im AllAlien Fury: Countdown to InvasionAll-Star Olympic Salute: Countdown to Salt Lake CityAmerican Country Countdown AwardsAmerican Country Countdown AwardsAmerican Country Countdown Top 10 Stories of 2015Astronaut Pam: Countdown to CommanderBack to School Video CountdownBananaman no Ketsudan Made no CountdownBarney: Top 20 CountdownBeach Town CountdownBerlin Festival GmbH: Festival Countdown ViralBET.com CountdownBET's Top 25 CountdownBeyoncé: CountdownBig Countdown! 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...no?  Not even close?  Well, then I guess it's BACK TO THE FLOOR THEN!!!!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD THEN... oops, sorry about shouting.  I tend to do that on Sundays.  Meanwhile, our second debut is the type of thing that what's his face might do, if he were interested in a different set of ethnic politics.  Sounds like one of his "day in the life of a cop-ovich" type deals, only more depressing.  It's certainly keeping up with the latest technology, even if the emotional conflict is as old as Serpico and beyond.  But what do I ask the man at the ticket counter for when I go up there?  Something to do with a color... no, two colors, happens when you get hit and there's a big, ugly bruise you try to hide... I mean, is it A Rhapsody in Black and Blue?  No?  Well, how about Black and Blue - ZaneBlack and Blue maybe?  Or was it Black and BlueBlack and Blue perhaps?  Black and Blue much?  Black and Blue lately?  Black and Blue and red all over :) (: ?  Maybe Black and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and BlueBlack and Blue Eyes"Black and Blue" Glorious Miles"Black and Blue" High Kampf"Black and Blue" Rust"Black and Blue" Secrets"Black and Blue" Soap Opera in Stockwell"Black and Blue" The Middle-of-the-Road Roadshow for All the FamilyBlack and Blue, For YouBlack and Blue: Legends of the Hip-Hop Cop"Blue Bloods" Black and Blue"Crown Court" Black and Blue: Part 1"Doctors" Black and Blue"Doctors" Black and Blue"Dragon Ball" Blue, Black and Blue"Great Performances" Black and Blue"Guy's Big Bite" Black and Blue Burger"Homicide: Life on the Street" Black and Blue"Island Hunters" Black and Bluefields"iZombie" Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues"Marketplace" Grey, Black and Blue"Mister Roberts" Black and Blue Market"Murder in the First" Black and Blue"Rebus" Black and Blue"Screen One" Black and Blue"Screenplay" The Black and Blue Lamp"Silk Stalkings" Black and BlueSomething Old, Something New, Someone Who's Going to Be Black and Blue"St. Elsewhere" Red, White, Black and Blue"Starsky and Hutch" Black and Blue"The Bill" Black and Blue"The Doctors" Black and Blue Body Problems: Bruises, Bulging Veins; Belly Blackheads; Health Clues in Your Pupils; Lightening Dark Eyelids"The Real Housewives of Dallas" Black and Blues"The Wacky World of Tex Avery" Silence of the Lames/Aloha Oy!/Black and Blue Belt"Third Watch" Black and BlueTracy Morgan: Black and Blue"Vice" Black and Blue/Our Bionic FutureWipeout: Black and Blue Crew"World in Action" Black and BlueWorld of Black and Blue

...no?  Nothing?  Not even close?  Well, then I guess it's BACK TO THE KITCHEN THEN!!!!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD THEN... oops, sorry about shouting.  Hey, I didn't say anything about being barefoot and pregnant!  Incidentally, what's the deal with that?  All these conservative husbands talk about how a wife needs to be pregnant and barefoot in the kitchen... sounds too much like a Hippie to me!  And finally, it's a small picture in between Doctor Strange sequels.  You know, a little something to keep the craft of acting superstar interesting.  Let's say it's like what Seabiscuit was to horse racing, this one is for the "race" of sorts to create, expand and maintain the first electrical grid.  Waged between Thomas Edison and C.B.S. Westinghouse, rife with period costumes and period CGI effects, cutting corners everywhere.  But I don't know!  Premiering at #9 in the Top 10... could be good come Oscar time, but now that the Oscars (TM) (R) (C) are trying to give more awards to the blockbusters, now that Spielberg's not directing as many of them, well... does it stand a chance?  And will it even BE at my local multi-plex?  What do I ask for?  It involves a pun on electricity... I mean, is it #Currently?  No?  Well, how about #MyCurrentSituation: Atlanta?  Oh, these pound signs in movie titles will be the downfall of cinema.  Mark my blog.  Maybe it was A Current Affair?  Love that show.  Love that logo sound effect... nah, that couldn't be it.  Well, how about A Current Affair?  Maybe A Current AffairA Current Affair perhaps?  Perhaps A Current Affair maybe?  No?  Well, how about A Petal on the Current perhaps?  Ooh!  Something different finally?  Well, how about Against the CurrentAgainst the CurrentAgainst the CurrentAkintiya karsi: Against the CurrentAko ang simula: The ABS-CBN News and Current Affairs Yearend SpecialAlternate CurrentsAlternating CurrentBloody Current ExchangeBoats Against the CurrentCandice is Currently OnlineChanging Currents: Protecting North America's RiversConcurrent WoesCountercurrentCrimson CurrentsCross CurrentsCross CurrentsCross CurrentsCross Currents: Journey to Asian EnvironmentsCrosscurrentCrosscurrentCrosscurrentCrossed CurrentsCurrentCurrentCurrentCurrentCurrent AffairsCurrent Air Fall Winter 2018: BTSCurrent Air Fall Winter 2018: Part 1Current Air Spring Summer 2018: Part 1Current Air Spring Summer 2018: Part 2Current Air Spring Summer 2018: Part 3Current BuzzCurrent CuisineCurrent DilemmaCurrent HistoryCurrent HottieCurrent Inside Copy: Space Quest - Behind Closed DoorsCurrent of the CreekCurrent Popular News StoryCurrent QuickiesCurrent ReleaseCurrent SituationCurrent TheegaCurrent TonightCurrently AdoptedCurrently CoolCurrently UntitledCurrentsCurrentsCurrentsCurrentsCurrents from CubaCurrentUnCurrentzis: The Classical RebelDark CurrentsDeadly CurrentsDeep Currents: Making 'A River Runs Through It'Elektricheskiy tokFighting the Current: Salmon as a Symbol in the Pacific NorthwestFormerly Teen, Currently Twenty Something MomGoogle CurrentHealthCurrentsIn Current SeasonLost to the CurrentParanoia, sueños recurrentesRecurrentRecurrenteRed Cross CurrentsRelatively Current NewsSmall CurrentsSouth Africa: Clash of CurrentsSpike Milligan: A Series of Unrelated Incidents at Current Market ValueSwift CurrentSwift CurrentThe 'Nazi Next Door' Stuff Is Part of the Current Moral Panic Mass HysteriaThe CurrentThe CurrentThe CurrentThe Current: Explore the Healing Powers of the OceanThe CurrentThe Current BeneathThe Current: Explore the Healing Powers of the OceanThe Current: The Story of George Stinney, JrThe Fisher: UndercurrentThe OccurrentThe UndercurrentThe Vitagraph Monthly of Current EventsThe Vitagraph Monthly of Current EventsThe Webseries Currently Known as PrinceThe Women of Silverlake Discuss Current EventsTraditionalism will Likely Win the Current Cultural Shift I: Growth and DeclineUn sueño recurrenteUndercurrentUndercurrentUndercurrentUndercurrentUndercurrentUndercurrentUndercurrentUndercurrentUndercurrentsUniversal Current Events, No. 31Universal Current Events, No. 49Universal Current Events, No. 8User Is Currently UnavailableWashMachine Video CurrentYahoo Current DriverYahoo Current TravelerYou Are Currently a Ghost

...no?  Nothing?  Not even close?  Well, then I guess it's BACK TO THE KITCHEN THEN!!!!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD THEN... oops, sorry about shouting.  I gotta go rest my vocal chords now with some nice lemon tea and honey.  Works every time.

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