Tuesday, July 21, 2020

The Explosion Aboard The U.S.S. Bonhomme Richard Accepts Trump's Offer To Replace Pence on 2020 GOP Ticket

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Unfortunately, this week we lost Congressman and civil rights leader John Lewis (1940-2020), who will now be replaced in office by a charter school.  I mean, I'd like to join in with those who keep saying the Republican party is doomed, and will be extinct within a few years, but it's not like Sheldon Adelson's going to start giving to Democrats... ah, it's a drop in the bucket.  Remember: they have the money, we have the power.  Get into good trouble.  Not me, though; I'm still busy getting my affairs in order, in case that early retirement comes through.  (Spoiler Alert: it won't)
But on to this week's Top 10... great ségué, huh?  I took a summer course in them!  Unfortunately, they're not enough to put tables on the food... something like that.  There's only two debuts this week under Month Six of this virus they got on.  The first is an ensemble piece, sounds a bit like Romeo and Juliet, only not as over-the-top, and it's a nice project to help "Ray Donovan" star Liev Schrieber ease back in to the rest of his career.  But what was it called?  A two-word title, I think the first word was something... a synonym for 'person.'  I mean... was it 1000 Days for the Planet: The Human Adventure?  Nah, too hopeful.  Also, I'm glad I'm not starting with a title with the pound sign in it... I know, I know, it's a "hashtag."  Fooey.  Well, how about 101 More Things Removed from the Human Body?  Nah, not that fun.  Maybe 101 Things Removed from the Human Body?  Oh, that must be the first one... 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Monogamous HumanWhy NASA Won't Send Humans to MarsWild Animals, Domesticated HumansWild HumansWith Human InstinctWonderland or Human Beings Who Dance and TalkWork & Happiness: The Human Cost of WelfareWorking Lives: Human TrafficX: The Human ConditionY el cine marcha. Una historia del cine al servicio de los Derechos HumanosYou the Human AnimalYou, Human!You, Me and the Sea: Human Impact and the Coastal EvergladesYou're Human Like the Rest of ThemZLTV meets Christeene at the Museum of Human Achievement

...no?  Not even close?  Well then, I guess it's all just BACK TO THE KILLING SEASON THEN!!!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE BULLETIN BOARD THEN!!!  Drawing board; Ooo0*@%Q¤©®ºÒÓÔÕÖØÞðòóôõöøþCCCCDÐGGGGŒ?OOOUUUUUUÐOOOO‰@8ØÔþøöõôóðëêéèçæåäãâßÞÜÛÚÙØ×ÖÕԣܢoopoops... sorry about shouting.  Well, let's try that second word, then.  Was it 1561-1961, Capitalidad y rango de Madrid?  No, I think it takes place in America.  2001 Capital One Florida Citrus Bowl perhaps?  No, it's a drama, not a sports event.  2002 Capital One Florida Citrus Bowl2003 Capital One Bowl2003 PlainsCapital Fort Worth Bowl2006 Capital One Bowl2007 Capital One Bowl?  No, no... sigh.  How many of these damn BOWLS are there?  Okay, back to it.  How about 2008 Capital One Bowl2009 Capital One Bowl2010 Capital One Bowl2011 Capital One Bowl2012 Capital One Bowl2013 Capital One Bowl2014 Capital One Bowl2015 Capital One Orange Bowl2016 Capital One Orange Bowl24/7 Penguins/Capitals4: Capitulo 1: Prieto56 Annual Capital Emmy Awards7 fugas del capitán fantasma7 Peccati Capitali in Cortometraggi D'Autore8 mai 1945 La Capitulation95.8 Capital FM Christmas Live95.8 Capital FM's Party in the Park for the Prince's Trust 200395.8 Capital FM's Party in the Park for the Prince's Trust 2004A CapitalA Capital CaseA Capital dos MortosA Capital dos Mortos 2: Mundo MortoA Capital FederalA Capital PlanA Capitol FourthA Capitol FourthA Capitol FourthA Capitol FourthA Capitol FourthA Capitol FourthA Capitol FourthA Capitol FourthA Capitol FourthA Capitol FourthA Capitol FourthA Capitol FourthA Capitol FourthA Capitol Fourth?  ...wow!  That's a very popular title!  That's why I'm not in showbiz.  How about Acústico MTV: Capital Inicial?  Ah yes, the scourge of MTV continues to spread and mutate.  Will the rest of the world ever forgive us?  How about Adventure CapitalAdventure CapitalistsAIWF: Capital PunishmentAlciede CapitaneAlla capitaleAmerican History TV: Integration of U.S. Capitol Page ProgramAs aventuras do capitán HixiénicoAsh Wednesday: Capitulo UnusAssault on El CapitanAventuras del capitán GuidoBack to the CapitalBain Capital - We're Not So Bad!Battle Angels: Capital PunishmentBecome Rich with CapitalismBeijing: Biography of an Imperial CapitalBernie Waldoff Investment Securities IOU CapitalBig Brother VIP: MéxicoBlues por la muerte de un capitánBobby G: Adventure CapitalistJim and Sarah Brady: A TributeBritain's Ancient Capital: Secrets of OrkneyBritain's Crime CapitalsBrookeville: Capital for a DayBuenos Aires capitalCactus Jack: Lone Star on Capitol HillCalifornia Capitol ReviewCanada Rocks the CapitalCanada's Capital: Behind the ScenesCap sur une capitale du capitalismeCapità EscalabornsCapitães da AreiaCapitães da AreiaCapitain FutureCapitaine AchabCapitaine AchabCapitaine ArdantCapitaine au long coursCapitaine BlometCapitaine Casta: Amélie a disparuCapitaine CyranoCapitaine de soiréeCapitaine LawrenceCapitaine MarleauCapitaine PantoufleCapitaine SingridCapitaine TavernierCapitaine tempêteCapitaine XCapitaine XCapitaines des ténèbresCapitaisCapitalCapitalCapitalCapitalCapitalCapital (Todo el mundo va a Buenos Aires)CapitalCapitalCapitalCapital Account with Lauren LysterCapital AdviceCapital Arms: When My Love Is EmptyCapital CCapital CirculanteCapital Cities: Kangaroo CourtCapital Cities: Safe and SoundCapital CityCapital CityCapital Comedy ConnectionCapital Community ChurchCapital ConnectionCapital ConversationCapital CultureCapital DCapital Eats with Tracey HollowayCapital ExecutionCapital FM Jingle Bell Ball 2012Capital for EternityCapital for the CanopyCapital GainsCapital GamesCapital Grupera con furiaCapital Heartbreak & Sweetness: 17 DC PoetsCapital HillCapital humàCapital ICapital InfernoCapital LettersCapital LettersCapital LivesCapital MenCapital NewsCapital of PainCapital of SorrowCapital of the NorthCapital One Cup TonightCapital P"Paytakht" Episode #2.1"Paytakht" Episode #1.1Capital PunishmentCapital PunishmentCapital PunishmentCapital PunishmentCapital PunishmentCapital PunishmentCapital PunishmentCapital PunishmentCapital ranchoCapital RideCapital ScandalCapital Style FilesCapital SweetheartCapital TonightCapital V for VirtueCapital ViceCapital VisitCapital vs. LaborCapital WomenCapital Wrestling AllianceCapital: Impressions of Early EmpireCapitale SacraleCapitales del FutbolCapitali culturali d'EuropaCapitalismCapitalism at Crossroad StreetCapitalism Hits the FanCAPITALISM in three Aspect RatiosCapitalism Is the CrisisCapitalism Never DiesCapitalism Rocks!Capitalism Runs on CoffeeCapitalism vs. MarxismCapitalism: A Love StoryCapitalism: The MovieCapitalismo SelvagemCapitalist PigsCapitalizationCapitalyCapitanCapitán AntitabacoCapitan BasilicoCapitan Basilico 2 - I Fantastici 4+4Capitan BlancoCapitán Bola OchoCapitan CosmosCapitán de ruralesCapitan DemonioCapitán EspañaCapitan ExpertusCapitan FracassaCapitan FracassaCapitan FracassaCapitan GeneralCapitán GumerCapitan Hook: HalloweenCapitán Mandarina: EléctricoCapitan PepeCapitan SalgariCapitan TempestaCapitán VenenoCapitanesCapitani di venturaCapitanul Val-VârtejCapitão 7Capitão BrasilCapitão FalcãoCapitão FalcãoCapitão Fausto: TeresaCapitão RobyCapito?Capitol VideoCapitolCapitol CapersCapitol CityCapitol Cloak RoomCapitol CrittersCapitol HillCapitol LawCapitol MurderCapitol PunishmentCapitol Records: The Inside TrackCapitol Reef: Park BasiXCapitol Sins -Capitol TreasureCapitol WrestlingCapituCapituCapitulo 15Carmen! la CapitanaCattle Decapitation: Forced Gender ReassignmentCattle Decapitation: Kingdom of TyrantsCattle Decapitation: Your DisposalCauchemar capitonnéChegada a Esta Capital do Marechal HermesChina's Capitalist RevolutionChissà perché... capitano tutte a meChristmas with a Capital CCiudad CapitalClash in the CapitalClash in the CapitalColored Americans in the Nation's CapitalComment devient-on capitaliste?Consuming Capitalism: A Taste of the American LandscapeCost of CapitalCowboy CapitalistsCPW Capital CarnageCrack CapitalismCulture Locale: Saveur CapitaleDan Cummins: Crazy with a Capital FDas Capital Gulamon Ki RajdhaniBasta CapitalDecapitation in TurkeyDeja Vu: Doppelganger Capitolo FinaleDel rancho a la capitalDel rancho a la capitalDrama CapitolDrama CapitolDystopia: Capitol CityEccezzziunale veramente - Capitolo secondo... meEchec au capitalDecapitariumEi8th, el octavo pecado capitalEl amor del capitán BrandoEl capitá enciamEl CapitanEl capitánEl CapitánEl Capitan and the Land GrabbersEl Capitán CamachoEl capitán CentellasEl capitán MalacaraEl capitán MantarrayaCaptain Orellana and the Possessed VillageEl capitán PérezEl capitán PilusoEl capitan TormentaEl capitán VenenoEl español y los siete pecados capitalesEl tesoro del capitán TornadoEmmanuel Sesiones Inéditas desde Capitol StudiosEvita capitanaFaith, Hope and CapitalFashion CapitalsFive DecapitationsFive Rascals in the Eastern CapitalFrom Albany to Saigon: Vietnam & the Capital RegionGabby Antonio Smashes the Imperialist, White Supremacist, Capitalist Patriarchy!Go Go Live at the Capital CentreHailee Steinfeld & BloodPop: Capital LettersHarry Potter y los 7 pecados capitalesHenry Rollins: Live Tour - CapitalismHet capitoolHoon CapitalI mille giorni di mafia capitaleI sette peccati capitaliI sette vizi della capitaleICW Capital CarnageICW Capital CarnageICW Capital CarnageICW Capital CarnageICW Capital CarnageICW: Capital CarnageHuman CapitalIl capitanoIl capitanoIl capitanoIl capitano degli ussariIl capitano di ferroIl capitano di VeneziaIl Capitano MariaIl capitano neroInauguration of President Roosevelt, Leaving the CapitolInauguration of President Roosevelt. President-Elect Roosevelt, Vice-President-Elect Fairbanks and Escort Going to the CapitolIndieCapitolInside the CapitolIs Capitalism the Real Problem? - Rebutted!It's Everybody's Business: Capitalist Propaganda Cartoon from 1954Je suis capitellophobeJimmie CapitulatesJo Guest Capitol ExposedJogo das DecapitaçõesJustin Hayward: Live in Concert at the Capitol TheatreKidnap CapitalL'âge du capitaineLa CapitaineLa Capitale du BruitLa capitulaciónLa figlia del capitanoLa figlia del capitanoLa figlia del capitanoLa mésaventure du capitaine ClavarocheLa nao CapitanaLa otra vida del capitán ContrerasLa viuda del capitán EstradaLas aventuras del capitán AlatristeLas aventuras del Capitán Piluso en el castillo del terrorLe capitaine BenoîtLe capitaine CraddockLe capitaine FracasseLe capitaine FracasseLe capitaine FracasseLe capitaine jauneLe capitaine noirLe capitaine RascasseCapitalLe capitanLe récit du capitaineLe tre capitaliLe zoo du Capitaine BonhommeLegacy in Stone Restoring New York State's CapitolLérida, capital de la frutaLes aventures de Philibert, capitaine puceauLes aventures du capitaine LucknerLes Bodin's: Bienvenue à la capitaleLes Étoiles du CapitoleLes sept péchés capitaux - I - L'orgueilLes sept péchés capitaux - II - L'avariceLes sept péchés capitaux - III - La luxureLes sept péchés capitaux - IV - L'envieLes sept péchés capitaux - La colèreLes sept péchés capitaux - VI - La colèreLes sept péchés capitaux - VII - La paresseLes sept péchés capitauxLes sept péchés capitauxLetras capitalesLive at the Rialto: The Capitol StepsLocal Heroes: Baseball on Capital Region DiamondsLondon: The CapitalLord Cochrane, Capitán de Mar y GuerraLos 7 pecados capitales ... y mucho másLos 7 pecados capitalesLos CapitanesLos siete pecados capitalesLos siete pecados capitalesLos sobrinos del capitán GrantLos sobrinos del Capitán GrantLove in the Time of CapitalismLucha CapitalMadero y Pino Suárez en la capitalManuale d'amore 2 (Capitoli successivi)Marxism Versus CapitalismMayweather v McGregor: Fight CapitalMcKinley and Cleveland Going to the Capitol"Méliès 88" Méliès 88: Les sept péchés capitauxMi Capitán: Acaba con élMi Capitán: El ColeccionistaMi Capitán: Millones de palabrasMi Capitán: Sal corriendoMi querido capitánMinikin Capital NightsMlle. CapitaineMurda CapitalMurder CapitalMurder Capital of the WorldNHL: Washington Capitals 10 Greatest GamesNotes from the Capital: Temporary InsanityNura: Rise of the Yokai Clan: Demon CapitalO Balão do Capitão LippiO Capitão Bandeira Contra o Dr. Moura BrasilO capitão chamava CarlosOn l'appelle Capitaine FranceOne Night in the Capital CityOs Olhos de CapituPandemonium, the Hell's Capital CityParis, capitale de la dansePasqualino Cammarata... capitano di fregataPecado CapitalPecado CapitalPecado CapitalPecados capitalesPecados capitalesPecats capitalsPedro e o CapitánPedro y el capitánPer CapitaPiège pour une exécution capitalePlastic Surgery Capital of the WorldPoyraz Karayel: Global CapitalPresident McKinley and Escort Going to the CapitolPresident McKinley Leaving the White House for the CapitolPunk the Capital: Building a Sound MovementRainbow Nation: Pride History of Canada's CapitalRampage: Capital PunishmentRelient K: Live at Capitol StudiosReturn of McKinley from the CapitolRobo en el cine CapitolRoma golpe capitaleRyan's Capitol TourSageata capitanului IonSaving CapitalismScarlet or: A Postmodernist Deconstruction of Young Love Under the Corpocracy of Late-CapitalismScreech of the DecapitatedScrewface CapitalSe7en. Los 7 pecados capitales de provinciaSemana CapitalSheryl Crow Live at the Capitol TheatreShort CapitalismSupercapitalistThe Ataris Live at Capitol MillingThe Capital City: Washington, D.C.The Capital ForumThe Capital GangThe Capital PrizeThe CapitalistThe CapitolThe CapitolThe Capitol Hill GirlsThe Capitulation of the MajorThe Carousel CapitalThe Control of Working CapitalThe Decapitated ChickenThe DecapitatorThe DecapitatorThe Eco CapitalistThe Future Capital: Little Part of YouThe Hunger Games: Capitol Couture - The Styles of PanemThe Hunger Games: Capitol CuisineThe Lions of CapitalismThe Man Who Discovered CapitalismThe Obligatory Decapitation FinaleThe Private CapitalThe Wisdom to Survive: Climate Change, Capitalism & Community"THS Investigates" Chandra Levy and the Capital MurdersUm Certo Capitão RodrigoUm Dia na Capital do ImpérioUm Novo CapitalismoUn capitalisme sentimentalUn capitan de CosacosUn capitán de quince añosUn ingeniero en la capitalUne semaine de bonté ou les sept éléments capitauxUWF: Capital Punishment IIVConscious: Capital OneVittorio, Capitan Pistone... e tutti gli altriVive Le CapitalVolando en las Alas del Tiempo - Capítulo 1: El Hoy y el AyerVolando en las Alas del Tiempo - Capítulo 2: NostalgiaVolando en las Alas del Tiempo - Capítulo 3: Buenos Aires y un Millón de MemoriasWalt Roesner and the CapitoliansWashington: The Man and the CapitalWCW/NWA Capital CombatWhy Bill Gates Is Wrong About CapitalismWhy Capitalism Exploits Poor People: Not ReallyWoodstock for CapitalistsWorld Capital Market SymposiumWWF Capital CarnageZipi y Zape y la Isla del Capitán

...no?  Not even close?  Well then, I guess it's all just BACK TO THE FOREST THEN!!!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE CLAPBOARD THEN!!!  Drawing board; Ooo0*@%Q¤©®ºÒÓÔÕÖØÞðòóôõöøþCCCCDÐGGGGŒ?OOOUUUUUUÐOOOO‰@8ØÔþøöõôóðëêéèçæåäãâßÞÜÛÚÙØ×ÖÕԣܢoopoops... sorry about shouting... ooh!  The title actually was in there!  Just for a different, probably worse movie.  The last, second debut this week is a variation on the W. Somerset Maugham title about veils that are painted.  I don't get that guy: he's like if John Irving travelled more.  Lot of gravitas up front, proficient in world travelling, not worshipped enough in their own lifetimes.  Well, there's not a lot of titles to choose from this time, so maybe we'll get lucky.  I mean, could it be A Clay Jaguar Painted Red?  No?  Well, how about A Painted House?  That's kind of a silly title.  What house these days isn't painted?  Or at the very least, uses treated wood?  A Painted Scandal perhaps?  Africa's Painted DogsAlfred Stevens: The Man Who Painted WomanAnybody Could've Painted ThatBlack Painted MoonCan't Close a Painted EyeCaptain Ballantine and the Painted LadyCrossing a Painted VesuviusFelica's Fruity Feet/Bell's Painted ToesHaiti: A Painted HistoryHer Painted HeroHer Painted PedigreeLand of the Painted MountainsMarch to Painted RocksOga Kazuo Exhibition: Ghibli No Eshokunin - The One Who Painted Totoro's ForestOn Painted WingsPaintedPaintedPaintedPaintedPaintedPaintedPaintedPainted AngelsPainted AssesPainted Babies at 17Painted BeautyPainted BlackPainted BluePainted DaughtersPainted DesertPainted DesertPainted DreamPainted FacesPainted FacesPainted FacesPainted FirePainted GirlPainted HeroPainted HorsesPainted HousePainted IdentitiesPainted in the DesertPainted LadiesPainted LadyPainted LadyPainted LadyPainted LadyPainted LadyPainted Land: In Search of the Group of SevenPainted LassPainted LawsPainted LiesPainted LipsPainted Live: VEGAS EditionPainted LovePainted LovePainted Love?  Ooh, I LOVE that old Soft Cell number!  Classic.  Still on the radio!  Painted NationPainted OutPainted ParakeetsPainted PeoplePainted PerfectPainted PicturesPainted PlanetsPainted PoniesPainted PostPainted SkinPainted SkinPainted Skin IIPainted SmilesPainted SunPainted TrailPainted VisionsPainted with WordsPainted WomanPat Benatar: Painted DesertPlunderers of Painted FlatsPony Under a Painted SkyPulp Fiction Art: Cheap Thrills & Painted NightmaresRed Roses Painted BlackThe Black and White Maze of the Painted ZebraThe Cult: Painted on My HeartThe Great Butterfly Adventure: Africa to Britain with the Painted LadyThe Heart of a Painted WomanThe Man from Painted PostThe Man Who Painted CatsThe Medico of Painted SpringsThe Painted AnarchistThe Painted AngelThe Painted BirdThe Painted CityThe Painted DesertThe Painted DoorThe Painted FlapperThe Painted GirlThe Painted GunThe Painted HillsThe Painted HillsThe Painted LadyThe Painted LadyThe Painted LadyThe Painted LadyThe Painted LadyThe Painted LadyThe Painted LadyThe Painted Lady BettyThe Painted Lady's ChildThe Painted LieThe Painted LilyThe Painted MadonnaThe Painted MaraThe Painted SoulThe Painted StallionThe Painted StallionThe Painted TrailThe Painted VeilThe Painted VeilThe Painted WarriorThe Painted WomanThe Painted WomanThe Painted WorldThe Painted WorldThe Painted World of Alasius PinkarmyThe Trail of the Painted PoniesThe Treasure of Painted ForestThe Unpainted MoorThe Unpainted PortraitThe Unpainted WomanTurner - The Man Who Painted BritainZebra Painted Donkeys

...no?  Not even close?  Well then, I guess it's all just, like, BACK TO THE MOVEMENT THEN!!!  I MEAN, BACK TO THE BOARDING HOUSE THEN!!!  Drawing board; Ooo0*@%Q¤©®ºÒÓÔÕÖØÞðòóôõöøþCCCCDÐGGGGŒ?OOOUUUUUUÐOOOO‰@8ØÔþøöõôóðëêéèçæåäãâßÞÜÛÚÙØ×ÖÕԣܢoopoops... sorry about shouting.  I better go, but I should make a note of what I learned today!  I learned that when you're drinking a lot of beer, drink a lot of milk at the same time.  You know, to help mask the taste.  Also have something to throw up in close at hand... but I already knew that.  All right, I'm outta here!  Wish me luck!  GOOD luck, not the other kind...

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