Sunday, December 06, 2020

Auteur Watch - James Browning

 Of course, I suppose when you're talking about James Browning, you should probably consider a feller named James Browning Jr.  And... hmm!  No info yet!  A James Browning Jr. in waiting, if you will.  Well, we'll try to remember to get back to him later on.  But we got one James Browning left, and I get to ask my soon-to-be patented question!  What do this James Browning, this James Browning, this James Browning and THIS James Browning all have in common?  That's RIGHT!  Our old friends at the IMDb saw it fit to give this James Browning four separate numbers!  Of course, when it comes to Hollywood, any publicity is good publicity.  Just ask Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan and Mel Gibson!  Anyway, back to this new auteur James Browning, he of the Four Numbers.  Okay, he's only got one directorial credit to his name so far, but you gotta hand it to him!  A lot of people fight to get into that lame folding chair.  You gotta work your way up sometimes, often from a craft that the director relies upon.  For instance, James Browning's day job is a sound recordist, and... oh no.  No, no, no.  No more sound recordists!  The last time I profiled one that became a director, I was getting contacted like crazy.  Boy, they really got their ear to the ground!  Well, NOT THIS TIME!!!!  NO MORE SOUND RECORDISTS!!!!  This blog post is OVER.

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