Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Looking much better, Mr. Whittington!

We have obtained this exclusive photo from one of the staff at the Christi Spohn Hospital in Corpus Christi, Texas, and ...
Seriously, though, hasn't Mr. Cheney been through enough, people? He apologized! Isn't he immediately forgiven and shouldn't we all just immediately stop talking about this? Especially you, Mr. Whittington! Always with the yap-yap. Calling every third cousin on your cell going "Well, you thought YOU had a bad day..." In any event, as my good friend told me, it's a metaphor of how the Bush Administration handles things: they f--- it up, then lie about it. They and all their talking head buddies in a kind of celestial choir. There's really only one way out of this: Al Gore needs to get drunk, shoot somebody, so they can all say "Hang him! Hang him!!!"
Well, as for me, I'll be taking a break from the rat race for a couple days, but before I go, Failure to Launch? A Grandma's Boy clone already? Seriously, though, just to show you how beloved McConaughey is, the script was based on this one time he was at a premiere and he brought his mom, so it's like the story behind the script to In & Out, but without the gay. Or who knows, maybe McConaughey has a gay pal in the movie to accentuate his manliness. Or maybe it's a Brokeback Mountain kind of thing, but so far it's one of a kind. This one seems more like How to lose a guy in 10 days 2 - similar poster, too!
Okay, gotta go.

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