Saturday, May 03, 2008
Short Reviews - April '08
I have just seen the future, people: Wesley Snipes as Rev. Wright in a new Spike Lee joint: Bamboozled 2! Or is it Get on the Bus 2? One of those. Hey, you know what it's time for? Some more Four Word Movie Reviews!
Burn After Reading - just four more months ...
Wall:E - Total Short Circuit ripoff
Drop Zone - John Badham's Point Break
Smart People - Juno 2? Nothing less!
Thirteen Ghosts - F. Murray Abraham sushi
Then She Found Me - Oscar for Best Director?
What Happens in Vegas - ... is now on film!
Last King of Scotland, The - Randy Scotsman's fishhook crucifixion
Click - Adam Sandler's Slaughterhouse Five
Original Sin - Jolie's historically overpowering sexiness
Gia - Jolie's overpowering supermodel sexiness
Life or Something Like It - Seattle can sink anything ...
Taking Lives / Beyond Borders / A Mighty Heart - Jolie's overpowering activism sexiness
Lookin' to Get Out - Jolie's overpowering underage sexiness
Girl 6 - Under the Tarantinan Moon.
The Getaway (1995) - Better than Schepisi, Alec?
Breach - Penultimate CIA mole's Entrapment
What Lies Beneath - Pfeiff in the bathtub?
Thoth - Someone got a lisp?
Leatherheads - Football flix is nix
Indiana Jones 4 - Computer hackers aren't waiting ...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall - Comedy genre wearing thin
The Forbidden Kingdom - Crouching Tiger part 8
88 minutes - Off by 20 ... damn! I knew I couldn't sustain it.