"What it must look and smell like when a movie brain vomits. Truly worthless."
Friday, December 28, 2012
Billy Crystal dominates the Box Office this week, at least as much as he can without putting in a better effort. It ain't the early '90s anymore, buddy! Where's City Slickers 3 already? Debuting in Parental Guidance at #4 and helping pave the way for the Monsters Inc. sequel with the original Monsters Inc., he's got two damn movies on the charts! Hobbit maintains #1, Django Unchained gets the rest of the fanboy crowd, and the latest incarnation of Les Misérables comes in at #3. Rise of the Guardians drops to #10, and Life of Pi is gone baby gone. Did I already mention that it spent four weeks at #5? Eerie. Wonder if there's a sequence in the number with four fives in a row... Chudnovsky?