Oh good! Another short one. Not that I don't love auteurs, mind you. But I think our next auteur, Darwood Grace, has some room to grow. For what does make an auteur? What separates the wheat from the chaff, the Nick Chapmans from the Jonathan Tristan-Bennets of the world? How many critically acclaimed films does it take to make an auteur? The answer, my friends, is It's a Lot... a film co-directed by Grace! And that's another issue as well. It's not "co"-auteurs yet. An auteur is still a lone wolf... okay, supported by cast and crew, if they're lucky. You gotta be careful not to, as Chris Rock says, a-hole your way out of the biz. It's even more unpopular these days, what with all the powerful men getting kicked off their various pedestals left and right and what not.
But let's try to focus on the banner headline here. From what little information I can find on It's a Lot, it seems to be a variation on the House Party movies. Boy, those were the days. Someone's made a mint off that series, and it's probably not Kid 'n Play. But that seems to be the story of Darwood's professional life. Each movie sounds like another movie. Darwood is still struggling with the acting bug, and has three credits to his online résumé. Anuvahood sounds a bit like Ali G Indahouse. Cab Hustle seems to be a variation on Taxi Driver. And then we have Limelight... sorry, that's the 1952 Charlie Chaplin classic, recently played on Turner Classic Movies. No, the one I mean is called The Limelight. Totally different, completely opposite. Darwood plays "Mugger" in that one... notice how the IMDb will number a person's link in the cast list. Darwood is eighth in this particular list, but is second in Anuvahood! He's third in Cab Hustle, so thank God he's always near the top in whatever project he's in. No, The Limelight centers on the life of an aging comedian, whose name is Garry Shandling... I'm sorry, it's actually Gary Shand. Totally opposite, completely different. And like Chaplin's Limelight, Glen Maney and John Robson's The Limelight clocks in at two hours and 13 minutes... are you guys TRYING to bore people to death? Well, ARE you?!!!