Holy crap! My taxes...Rio - First Hop, now this. I blame it on Rio!
Arthur - Remake fever is still sweeping through Hollywood, like a plague. It's a good thing the movies themselves can't go on strike.
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory - With Morris Chestnut as the black guy.
Half Past Dead - Finally! Under Siege 2 paid off...
Jerry Weintraub: His Way - Being rich is nice!
African Cats - Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson, so... I've had it with these m/f-ing cats!
White Nights - I'll tell you how we won the Cold War... BALLET!
The Bang Bang Club - Not as great a title as Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, but what can one say? Originality is hard.
Niagara Niagara - Classic!
Europa Europa - A tearjerker.
Rochelle Rochelle - No, that was a fictional movie on Seinfeld.
Boeing Boeing - Got another one!
Gerald McBoing Boing - Does that count?
Dibbuk Box - Oh, Sam Raimi... where on earth did you get THAT idea? Oh right...
Burke and Hare - A film NOT of epic proportions
Burke & Wills - That's what I get for listening to the damn critics
Kate and Allie - Oh, Jane Curtin. You shed your sordid SNL past so thoroughly and completely.
Ollie & The Baked Halibut - A fish NOT in the bathtub! Just as long as it's not Lars and the Real Fish...
Eat the Peach - What's up with titles not explaining what the film is? It's about a dude riding a motorcycle... why not call it Ride the Bike?
Jumping the Broom - Oh, Angela Bassett... the things I got to go through to see you. Now you're doing Tyler Perry-lite!
I Am - Well, if I just had a box office debacle like Evan Almighty, I guess I'd be looking for answers too!
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