Besson-me Mucho

Oh, right.  Forgot to do this one.  The pod people that replaced Luc Besson and Robert Mark Kamen long ago crank out yet another #1 American movie from the comfort of their French mansions next door to that damn ketchup heiress that married John Kerry, with Elaine's family on the other side.  Yes, it's Taken 2, and I dare say they're trying to get me to care about Albanian politics!  Well, personally, I've had all the James Belushi I can stand, thank you very much.  The only other debuts this week is the poorly performing Frankenweenie feature length version.  Maybe if Johnny Depp were in it, it would've done a little better.  Will this slow down Tim Burton at all?  Hell no.  Finally, there's something called The Perks of being a Wallflower.  In this internet age, it's a quaint notion, but the key thing is that it's one of those small projects that a Harry Potter star tries to engage in, yet they still yearn to see themselves a little bit higher up in the top 10 for some reason.  Go figure.