Monday, July 01, 2013

Short Reviews - June 2013

Holy crap!  Tom Cruise is gay!

300: Rise of an Empire - With Sullivan Stapleton as Testiclees... I mean, Themistocles

The Conjuring - From the director of Saw... sheesh!  What's Vera Farmiga doing in that?

The River (1951) - Note to parents: a cobra is NOT a good pet!

The River (1984) - Note to farmers: a tractor is NOT a good vehicle!

The Heat - Starring Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock... I guess Jennifer Aniston passed on the project.

The Man in the Iron Mask - ...did I just see Gerard Depardieu's @$$#0le?

Zero Hour! - Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit reviewing movies!

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