Friday, December 27, 2013
Not knutzy e-knough (14 films remain)
After some spirited running around in the hall, Moe learns about the Black Prince's evil scheme to overthrow the king. Alas, we'll probably have to wait for J.J. Abrams to do a Medieval tale in which the White Prince is the evil schemer. Meanwhile, Cedric has to free himself from the dungeon. He's either really strong, or the dungeon gate's really weak, and probably built by Leon Moisseiff. Before long, it's the Third Act, and the Stooges have to fill those trumpets up with fruit again. The bad guys get the first volley, but in the second, the Stooges get hoisted on their own... fruit-tards, so to speak? Anyway, in the original Squareheads of the Round Table, the day is saved by the King's daughter when she says that the Black Prince and his minions are the real bad guys. In this instant case, Cedric knocks some bad guys' heads together, Moe-style! Cold-blooded. Worth the price of admission right there.
-so sayeth The Movie Hooligan