The Girl on the Train. Lotta people disappointed she has no kick-ass tattoo. Then there's the new The Birth of a Nation, and the latest Diary of a Wimpy Kid wannabe.
So! What a crazy 72 hours or so it's been. I'll be glad when this election's over and Hillary's finally won. I know, I know, nothing is certain, but even the most drooling Trump supporter's gotta be a little happy, no? Sure, we won't have our first Orange American president, but the secret Muslim will finally be gone, and Trump will get back to doing what he does best... RAPING 13 YEAR OLDS.
As for SNL, well... Alec Baldwin must be pretty happy right now. I sure am! He proves once again that he's the alpha Baldwin. Meanwhile, when's Stephen going to be on with Fox and Friends again? Or "The Five"? Also, I can't remember an opening sketch with such an elaborate structure: SPOILER ALERT - the Vice Presidential debate is interrupted by the big "Breaking News." ...see, they compressed the timeline a little bit.
Personally, I think Tim Kaine said it best: that Trump's comments should shock him, but they don't. Also, Lawrence O'Donnell and Bill Maher both agree that no celebrities act the way that Drumpf said they do. Not a few, not Charlie Sheen, but none! Well, the ones like Charlie Sheen... it's just plain bad luck even mentioning them, frankly. Makes me wonder what VDs "The Donald" has.
And speaking of VDs... Billy Bush is part of the Bush family? Seriously? Wow. Figures. Boy, it's hard for a peripheral figure in an established political family to get ahead these days.