Short Reviews - January 2018

"A 2nd Chance" - With Frank Starkenberg as Frank

Acqua In Bocca - Con Frank Piazza come Frank

"The Adventures of Lano & Woodley" - With Frank Woodley as Frank (13 episodes)

"The Adventures of Wild Bill Hickok" "Sundown Valley" - With Frank Christi as Frank

Africa Shakes - With Frank Fenter as Frank

Aiden - With Frank Otis as Frank

AIDS: The Coming Danger - With Frank Garbo as Frank

Albany Street - With Frank Brescia as Frank

"Alice" "Mel Spins his Wheels" - With Frank Schuller as Frank

"All My Children" "Episode #1.12" - With Frank Moran as Frank

The Amateur... or, Revenge of the Quadricorn - With Frank Divanna as Frank

Amberes - With Frank Merkx as Frank

American Grandmaster: The Life and Death of Mr. Parker - With Frank Trejo as Frank

Amor ou Ódio - With Frank Moreira as Frank

Angels Hard as They Come - With Frank Charolla as Frank

Anna - With Frank Jicha as Frank

The Appointment - With Frank Rogers as Frank

"Armchair Theatre" "Always Something Hot" - With Frank Thornton as Frank

"Arty Farty" - With Frank Stead as Frank (2 episodes)

At Ellen's Age - Mitt Frank de Witt als Frank

Baby Let Your Hair Hang Down - With Frank Sobrio as Frank

Backed Up - With Frank Rosenberg as Frank

"The Bakery" - With Frank Buxton as Frank

"Baretta" "The Mansion" - With Frank Christi as Frank

Battle - With Frank Williams as Frank

"Baywatch" "Forbidden Paradise: Part 1" - With Frank Moran as Frank

"Baywatch: Forbidden Paradise" - With Frank Moran as Frank

Beautiful Joe - With Frank C. Turner as Frank

The Better Half - With Frank Velasco as Frank

"Beyond the Bermuda Triangle" - With Frank Schuller as Frank

Black & White - With Frank Adonis as Frank

Blue Streak - With Frank Medrano as Frank

Boogievision - With Frank Millen as Frank

"(The) Boys From the Bush" "Mateship" - With Frank Bren as Frank

Break - With Frank Krueger as Freddy Frank

"The Bride of Frank" - With Frank Meyer as Frank... also with Charley Wolinsky as Young Frank

"Bunch of Five" "Blue Heaven" - With Frank Skinner as Frank

Bungalow - Mitt Frank Breitenreiter als Frank

Caitlyn Plays Herself - With Frank V. Ross as Frank

The Cake Maker - With Frank Scantori as Frank

Cass - With Frank Bruno as Frank

Chained for Life - With Frank Mosley as Frank

Changing Face of Harlem - With Frank Anderson as Frank

"The Channel X News Team & The Battle for the Future" "The Origin" - With Frank Coralluzzo as Frank

Chicago After Midnight - With Frank Mills as Frank

"CHiPs" - With Frank Farmer as Frank (2 episodes)

Closing Numbers - With Frank Mills as Frank

Closing Time - With Frank Kasy as Frank

Corn Chip Feet - With Frank Halbiger as Frank

"Cracked" - With Frank Gallagher as Frank (6 episodes)

"Crime Strike" "Pool Party Pandemonium" - With Frank Krueger as Frank

"Crossing the Mob" - With Frank Sivero as Frank

The Crossroads of Fate - With Frank Lambert as Frank

Cruce - With Frank Mendez as Frank

"Customer Diss-Service" - With Frank Noon as Frank (17 episodes)

Danny Boy - With Frank Schiellerup as Frank

Daredevils of the Clouds - With Frank Melton as Frank

Dead End - With Frank Maier as Frank

Dead Man's Hand - With Frank Dudley as Frank

Deal - With Frank Sheppard as Frank

The Definition of Insanity - With Frank Krias as Frank... also featuring Robert Nassau as Frank Matter.  Co-written and co-directed by Frank Matter.  Sorry... just felt the need to point all that other stuff out for some reason.

Diaries - With Frank Juchniewicz as Frank

Die Wolken - Mitt Frank Arend als Frank

"The Diner" - With Frank Gachelin as Frank

Distant Light - With Frank Wong as Frank

Do Laugh - With Frank Gangarossa as Frank

Donovan Slacks - With Frank Tucker as Frank

"Dragnet" "Housewife Hustler" - With Frank Fowler as Frank

Ella - With Frank Califano as Frank

"Emergency!" "An Ounce of Prevention" - With Frank Farmer as Frank

En kveld på Bodils - Wik Frank Dåbu as Frank and a Moose ... Yumpin' Yiminy!

Events - With Frank Cavestani as Frank

"Every Second Counts" - With Frank Cassini as Frank

Evil Deeds 2 - With Frank Merlino as Frank

"Familie" - Avec Frank Coosemans son Frank (5 episodes)

Fearing Aid - With Frank Vohs as Frank

Fire Island Fever - With Frank Schmitt as Frank (non-sexual role) .................. ............

Fish Bait: The Movie - With Frank Murphy as Frank

Flaugstad - Wik Frank Dåbu as Frank and a Moose ... Yumpin' Yiminy!

Flowers for the Man in the Moon - Mitt Frank Mettchen als Frank

For Those We Love - With Frank Campeau as Frank

"Fortune Teller" - With Frank Erdman as Frank

Fourhand - With Frank Lévy as Frank

Frank - With Frank Handman as Frank

Frank's Dream - With Frank Stead as Frank

Frank's Nightmare - With Frank Moore as Frank

"Frank's Song" - With Frank Pinocchio as Frank

A Friend in Need - With Frank Borzage as Frank

Full of Regret - With Frank Drank as Frank ... this just might be my new favourite!

The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini - With Frank Alesia as Frank

Ghostbite - Avec Frank Bosson son Frank

Give Frank a Break - With Frank Woodley as Frank... and with just Frank in the cast, hmm!  Must be quite a break!

Gloria - With Frank Budelman as Frank

Go With Le Flo - With Frank Kallinowski as Frank

Going Nowhere - With Frank Thomas as Frank

Guns of the Trees - With Frank Kuenstler as Frank

Guy and Madeline on a Park Bench - With Frank Garvin as Male Prostitute Frank

Had Enough - With Frank Drank as Frank

Haneda hatsu 7 ji 50 pun - With Frank Nagai as Frank

Hard Drive - With Frank Ornowski as Frank

Hard Luck Bill - With Frank Tempest as Frank

Harley - With Frank Kuntz as Frank... also with Frank Kuntz Sr. as Hungarian Truck Driver.  Also, careful how you pronounce the name.

"Heartbeat" - With Frank Lauder as Frank (2 episodes)

Heat Lightning - With Frank McHugh as Frank

Hello Au Revoir - With Frank Fazio as Frank... also with Lampros Kalfuntzos as Frank.  Also with Jean-Pierre Yerma as Frank!!  ALSO with Nick Dispensa as Frank the A.D. !!!!!!  And to a lesser extent, with Daniel Keen as Frankie.  Also with Frankie Mileto as Frankie!!!  Also with Frankie Storm!  This is the greatest film ever.  I can probably retire now.

High Lonesome - With Frank Cordell as Frank

High Times Potluck - With Frank Adonis as Frank

Higher and Higher - With Frank Sinatra as Frank

"Highway Patrol" "Trojan Horse" - With Frank Marlowe as Frank

Hollywood Varieties - With Frank Rio as Frank

Home Sweet Home - With Frank Randle as Frank

How to Get a Date - With Frank Carrijo as Frank

"How to Not" "How to Not: Give Up" - With Frank D'Arrigo as Frank.  Also with Frank D'Arrigo Jr. as Frank Jr.

I Love You, I Love You Not - With Frank Millen as Frank

I Think Bad Thoughts - With Frank Drank as Frank

I.Q. - With Frank Whaley as Frank

Inside Fighter - With Frank lo Porto as Frank

The Interval - With Frank Williams as Frank

Italian Stallion - With Frank Micelli as Frank

Ivan Shade, Undead P. I. - With Frank Nicosia as Frank

Jews N the Hood - With Frank Goldstein as Frank... also with Ben Goldstein as Frank.  Wonder if they're related.  Hmmm.....................

Jogger's Road - With Frank Tedesco as Frank

Jugular Wine: A Vampire Odyssey - With Frank Miller as Frank

"Julie Lescaut" "Contre la Montre" - Avec Frank Geney son Frank

Junkie Heaven - With Frank Fileti as Frank

Keep 'Em Slugging - With Frank Albertson as Frank

Kiriko No Tango - With Frank Nagai as Frank

The Kitchen - With Frank Pettitt as Frank

"Klasgeheimen" "Episode #2.7" - Mitt Frank Molnar als Frank

"Klovn" - Med Frank Hvam som Frank (60 episodes)

Klown - Med Frank Hvam som Frank

L. A. Streetfighters - With Frank Marmolejo as Frank

L'Ariamara - With Frank Gigante as Frank

"La Femme Nikita" "Not Was" - With Frank Bishun as Frank

The Labyrinth & The Long Road - With Frank Genniro as Frank

"Lano & Woodley: Goodbye" - With Frank Woodley as Frank

"Lano & Woodley: The Island" - With Frank Woodley as Frank

Last Day - With Frank Nickel as Frank

The Last Stop Café - With Frank Sharp as Frank

Leave It to Beaver - With Frank Bank as Frank

The Legacy - With Frank Whitaker as Frank

Lethal Weapon Cowboy - With ... yup, you guessed it... Frank Stallone as Frank

The Lights of Benjela - With Frank Joseph as Frank... also with Arnaldo Santos as Parceiro de Frank

"Likely Stories, Vol. 2" - With Frank Sivero as Frank

Lions' Den - With Frank Mosley as Frank... incidentally, for those of you who are keeping score of such things, as well you should... this is another one of those films with a small cast, and everyone plays a character that has the same first name.  100%.  Who knows?  Maybe it's a documentary actually!

"Little Mosque on the Prairie" "Rules R Rules" - With Frank Deluca as Frank

Lowball - With Frank Toscano as Frank

Lucky Dip - With Frank Boyce as Frank

"M54 Epidemic" - With Frank Hernandez as Frank

Ma!  He's Making Eyes at Me - With Frank Mitchell as Frank

Maca - With Frank Emeka as Frank

The MacGruffin - With Frank Gonzalez as Frank

Made in Dagenham - With Frank Baker as Frank

"Make Room for Daddy" "Danny and the Little Men" - With Frank Delfino as Frank

Mala Noche - With Frank Euward as Frank

Mamma's Heart - With Frank Gigante as Frank

Mammy's Rose - With Frank Borzage as Frank

"Man Life Crisis" - With Frank Pesce as Frank (5 episodes).  Also with James Zimbardi as James... Young Frank (5 episodes)

The Mandala Maker - With Frank D'Amato as Frank

The Marine - With Frank Carlopio as Frank

The Master - With Frank Bettag as Frank

"Matrioshki" "Episode #2.4" - With Frank Lammers as Frank

Maybe I'm Fine - With Frank Diaz as Frank

Melocotones - With Frank Perozo as Frank

Metropole - With Frank Mazzeo as Frank

Miami Vice Los Angeles - With Frank Tesoro as Frank

Montreal Main - With Frank Vitale as Frank

Movie-Town - With Frank Eastman as Frank

"My New Best Friend" - With Frank Rincon as Frank

"Mystery Science Theater 3000" - With Frank Conniff as Frank (37 episodes, the rest as "TV's Frank")

National Treasure: Book of Secrets - With Frank Herzog as Frank

Never Hesitate - With Frank Szabados as Frank

"The NEW Mike Hammer" "A Face in the Night" - With Frank Collison as Washington Bartholomew Hogwallop Amor(e) Fidelis Frank

"The New Neighborhood" "Bagels on Me" - With Frank Ritorto as Frank

Night Magic - With Frank Augustyn as Frank... also with James Zeller as Frank (voice).  And, uh... co-written by Leonard Cohen!  No external reviews?  Will no one step up and post a review of this titled "When Good Celebrities Make Terrible Movies" or "Reason #15 why Leonard Cohen Isn't As Loved and As Celebrated As Bob Dylan: 1985's Night Magic"

The Nightingale - With Frank Dudley as Frank

"The Nobody's Watching Show" "Episode #1.1" - With Frank Toner as Frank

Oasis - With Frank Munoz as Frank

"Open Huis in Sesamstraat" - Med Frank Groothof som Frank

Opname AKA In For Treatment - Med Frank Groothof som Frank

Orson West - With Frank Feys as Frank

The Overlookers - With Frank Bianco as Frank

"Packet of Three" "Episode #1.1" - With Frank Skinner as Frank

"Packing Them In" - With Frank Skinner as Frank (2 episodes)

Pals of the Saddle - With Frank Milan as Frank

"Paradise Drive" "The Brokedback Episode" - With Frank Maharajh as Frank

Party Girl - With Frank Seales as Frank

Paulo Coelho's Best Story - With Frank Rogalla as Frank

Petite Blanche - Avec Frank Verdejo son Frank

The Pink Conspiracy - With Frank Krueger as Frank

"Plattenküche" - Mitt Frank Zander als Frank (17 episoden)

"The Playroom" - With Frank Humphries as Frank

"Police Story" "Eamon Kinsella Royce" - With Frank Pesce as Frank

Portal: The Movie - With Frank Mastrangelo as Frank.  Also with Tom Parr as Big Frank.

Pushed to the Limit - With Frank Trejo as Frank

"Quico" "Conte de Nadal" - With Frank Capdet as Frank

The Raft: La Balsa - With Frank Spano as Frank

"Rain" - With Frank Rosati as Frank (9 episodes... well, 5 as Frank, 4 as "TV Guy")... okay, okay.  Also with James Petrozzo as Frank (1 episode)

"Rescue 8" "Fools [sic] Gold" - With Frank Dana as Frank

The Restaurant - With Frank Santorelli as Frank

Restless - With Frank Etxaniz as Frank

Retrocausal - With Frank Schuler as Frank

Roar - With Frank Tom as Frank

Robot & Frank - With Frank Langella as Frank

Rodeo Day - With Frank Luther as Frank

Román Boxera - With Frank Rose-Ruzicka as Frank... also with J. Fiser as Little Frank

"Roommates" "Five Guys and a Dog" - With Frank Jones as Frank

Rub Out - With Frank Hundley as Frank

Runaway Dream - With Frank Dennis as Frank

Sa Mère - Avec Frank Christian Marx son Frank

Sangria - With Frank Ludwig as Frank

"Scare" - With Frank Ingargiola as Frank (15 episodes)

Second Best - With Frank McCombs as Frank

Secret Hiding Place - With Frank Campbell as Frank

A Sedução do Garimpo - With Frank Mazzone as Frank

Sense of Need - With Frank Ditto as Frank

Seven in the Sun - With Frank Latimore as Frank

Shadow Run - With Frank Jarvey as Frank

Shake, Rattle & Rock! - With Frank Jenks as Frank

"Shannon's Deal" - With Frank Sivero as Frank

Shock Television - With Frank Medrano as Frank

Short Fuse - With Frank Acosta as Frank

"Shower of Stars" "Jack Benny Celebrates His 40th Birthday" - With Frank Nelson AND Frank Parker as Frank... also with Frank Remley as Frankie.  But why gild the lily?

"Softly Softly: Task Force" "The Hermit" - With Frank Singuineau as Frank

"Soldier Soldier" "Love Not Money" - With Frank Coda as Frank

"Someone Was Watching" - With Frank Gerrish as Frank

South Loop - Oh no!  They killed Kenny... I mean, with Frank Platis as Frank

"Spectrum of Fear: Ninja Cartel" - With Frank Grimaldi as Frank

Stars on Parade - With Frank Hubert as Frank

Stateless - With Frank Hooker as Frank

Steel Crossings - With Frank Anello as Frank

The Stick - With Frank Opperman as Frank

"Stolen: One Husband" - With Frank Reilly as Frank

Storming the Trenches - With Frank Butterworth as Frank

"Street Legal" "A Matter of Honour" - With Frank Pellegrino as Frank

A Streit - With Frank Cadillac as Frank

"Sullivan & Son" "Lyle & Son" - With Frank Kramer as Sanford Frank.  Also with Frank Kramer as Frank.

Sunnyside - With Frank Palermo as Frank

Taffin - With Frank O'Sullivan as Frank

"Tales From the Dark" "Number Nine" - With Frank Socci as Frank

"Tales of Tomorrow" "Discovered Heart" - With Frank Milan as Frank

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby - With Frank Hoyt Taylor as Frank

Taxi nach Cairo - Mitt Frank Ripploh als Frank

Teenage Graffiti - With Frank Roberts as Frank

Tell - With Frank Drank as Frank

The Tenement - With Frank Catalanotto as Frank

This Is Not an Exit - With Frank Hruby as Frank

Tilt - With Frank Hozi as Frank

A Tiro Limpio - With Frank Perozo as Frank

"Top of the Heap" "The Marrying Guy" - With Frank Lloyd as Frank

Torment - With Frank Merlino as Frank

Transit - Avec Frank Baylis son Frank

"True Story" "Episode Dated 11 January 1958" - With Frank Overton as Frank

"The Twilight Zone" "The Dummy" - With Frank Sutton as Frank

Two of a Kind - With Frank Murphy as Frank

The Ultimate Ultimate - With Frank Aguirre as Wrath of God Frank

Upside Down - With Frank Gugliotta as Frank

Varroa - With Frank Hoyt Taylor as Frank

"Village Hall" "Old Scores" - With Frank Mills as Frank

"Webseries: The Webseries" - With Frank Harts as Frank

Westfjord - With Frank Zanghini as Gunslinger Frank

What About American History - With Frank Merkx as Frank

When You Come Home - With Frank Randle as Frank

Where's Angelo? - With Frank Pesce as Frank

Whiskey Tango Forest - With Frank Fu as Frank

White Lines - With Frank Williams as Frank

Winery - With Frank Borcich as Frank

The Wise Kids - With Frank Stennett as Frank

"Woodley" - With Frank Woodley as Frank (8 episodes)

World of Death - With Frank Friedl as Frank... okay, I'm a little curious.  There's no running time, but they call this a "short."  My question is: what kind of short film has FORTY-FIVE DIRECTORS???!!!!!!!!!

The Young Sleuths - With Frank Butterworth as Frank

"Zombie Night" - With Frank Nardi as Frank

...holy crap!  This category ran out!  Doesn't usually happen before the month's out.  Plan B time...

"Average Joe" "The Birthday Blow-Out" - With Franklin Ruehl as Frank

Daddy's Girl - With Artus Frank as Frank

End of the Harvest - With Franklin Neely as Frank

Guiltrip - With Frankie McCafferty as Frank

Home - With Edward Franklin as Frank

"Hotel Erotica Cabo" "Last Tango in Cabo" - With Noah Frank as Frank

Jacob - With Scott Frank as Frank

"The Link Men" "The Quiet One" - With Frankie Davidson as Frank

Little Brother is Watching You - With Johannes Franke as Frank

"New York Undercover" - With Robinson Frank Adu as Frank (2 episodes)

"No Place Like Home" - With Frankie Guadagni as Frank

Paranoïde: een Bezwering - Mitt Franky Van Dorst als Frank

Road to Yesterday - With Lord Frank as Frank

"Royal Pains" "Can of Worms" - With Franklin Ojeda Smith as Frank

Sexually Frank - With Frankie Frain as Frank.  Also with Adam Karofsky as Young Frank... Age 9.  Also with Jacob Moon as Young Frank... 13.

"The $#!t" "Ted's juleball" - With Frank-Thore Nilssen as Frank

Su Majestad La Risa - With Francisco Díaz 'Frank' as Frank

Sunny Side Up - With Craig Frank as Frank

"Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories" "Angel Boy" - With Frankie Aragon as Frank

"Trip" - With Franklin Summers as Frank

'Voyeur' - With Robert Frank Telfer as Frank

Waiting for the Sun - With Frankie Delanore as Frank

Wingman - With Ajaye Franklin as Frank

The Wrong Guys - With Franklyn Ajaye as Franklyn

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3rd Shift: Michael's Lament - With Franz Strassmann as Frank

Amateur - Mitt Avec Franck Lorrain als son Frank

Atrás Hay Relámpagos - With Francisco Matamoros as Frank

Bros. - With Franco Lipari as Frank.  Also with Margaret Ball as Frank's Mom.

The Call of the Waves - With Francis Ford as Frank

The Client - With Frans de Vocht as Frank

Compiling.tv - With François St-Maurice as Frank (34 episodes)

My Guys - With Francois Bryon as Frank

No Love for Johnnie - With Derek Francis as Frank

One Night Stand - With Juan Francisco Villa as Frank

Drinking Buddies - With Frank V. Ross as Frank

Hide - With Frank W. Dice III as Frank

Town Business - With Frank H. Cutler as Frank

What Do Men Want? - With J. Frank Glendon as Frank

Auteur Watch - Linda Goode Bryant

Oh, thank God!  Another short one.  These days I prefer the non-prolific auteurs.  You give me that 20 year Malick-style hiatus any day.  Doesn't seem to hurt the work, right?
Anyway, of the three directorial efforts of said Linda Goode Bryant, only one has gotten any critical attention, and that's the one called Flag Wars.  See if you can guess what it's about... that's right!  It's about gay white professionals encroaching on the real estate of a black working-class neighborhood.  Sorry, if you thought it was about "Dukes of Hazzard" star John Schneider's crusade for protecting the American flag, well... close second.  Anyway, in the one interview that the link still works for, the reviewer points out that Linda's cinema verité style doesn't invoke the worst parts of Michael Moore's documentary style.  HOWEVER... and this is a big however... I mean, look at it!  It's in all caps, for Gawd'z zake!... she DOES use some of Michael Moore's style of documentary filmmaking, in that she goes home again to her proverbial Flint, Michigan, and apparently it's also Ground Zero of this housing conflict.  Not enough nuance for the one lone reviewer overall, but then again is there ever enough?

And Speaking of All the Money...

Welp, the only debut this week is All the Money in the World.  Debuting in seventh place, it seems that people are tiring of profiles of the super rich.  Was "The Simple Life" so long ago?  At least, if Kevin Spacey were still in it, people would get a chance to go out and yell at the movie screen for two hours!  Might be therapeutic.  But ultra-powerful film director Ridley Scott had to do the right thing, and redo the whole movie with Christopher Plummer instead.  Bit of a trade off.  But Plummer's done impressions before: Mike Wallace, F. Lee Bailey... doing an impression of Kevin Spacey doing an impression of J. Paul Getty's not much of a stretch.
But alas, a remake of Citizen Kane was not popular this weekend, despite the ad blitz on various media outlets.  I tell you, Marky Mark must be kicking himself for being a part of a big, stinky bomb like that.  Why didn't he just do that sequel to Contraband that his manager TOLD him to do in the first place?  No, the big winner was once again the latest installment of Star Wars, followed damn close this weekend by the Jumanji sequel/reboot, followed by Pitch Perfect 3, followed by a P. T. Barnum bio-pic, followed by a re-envisioning of Ferdinand the Bull... is there nothing original?  Does everything, and I mean everything have to be remade?  In 12-bit color in Real3D for 4K Ultra-HD Blu-Ray resolution?  We'll spare the 100GB vs. 47GB discussion for the message boards, but I mean really... are there no new ideas under the sun?  We just saw the first episode of "Stranger Things" tonight.  Kind of an "X-Files" meets "Super 8" just barely in the 1980s.  Oh, and with a little "Freaks and Geeks" thrown in for good measure.  I guess we're not moving on to Episode 2: The Wedgie-ing of the Kid Who Looks Like a Young Patton Oswalt.  We're still trying to binge watch Season 4 of "Silicon Valley," for Gawd'z zake!  It's due back at the library on the 9th!
So everything under the sun worth watching... and by watching, I mean flipping past on the Netflix list... is going to get remade.  But you know one thing that might not get remade?  Jailhouse Rock.  One of my roommates pointed that out for me; gave me permission to post it on Facebook.  Thought I'd just save it for you, my faithful readers, instead.  Sorry about being so late today, incidentally.  I was finally able to transfer power over to another computer!  Yay for me.  You know what else won't get remade?  Clambake... wow!  Guess I don't know Elvis as well as I thought I did.  Those two didn't make his IMDb Top 4.  Of course, with a guy like Elvis, really, his IMDb Top 4 should say "Known for... well, for being Elvis, for Gawd'z zake!  F... Frickin' ELVIS, man!"  Sorry, it's hard for me to keep it clean when I'm blogging about the king.  Some Like it Hot probably can't be remade, either.  All of the Norma Jean Desmond catalogue is probably safe; apparently they got it right the first time.  How about Jean Harlow in Bombshell or Libeled Lady?  How does that work anyway?  Do Hollywood screenwriters have a bunch of these type of scripts in their library just waiting for the right kind of potent sex symbol to come along and play the part?  Or do they kind of write them on the fly just after these people quickly rise to the top?  Thinly-veiled autobiographical versions of themselves?
...aww, did my roommate take... I mean, borrow my headphones?  Oh well, I didn't need them that much, I guess.  I think I still have one or two pairs of earbuds left... but as you might know, I do hate those.  I blame them for my body's overproduction of earwax, and general ear malaise in general.  Nothing to sue over, mind you, but I'd rather have a slight pain in the edges of my ears than the much worse things that earbuds seem to cause.  Guess I didn't know how to end that last paragraph.  Welp, I'm going to celebrate the new year by going to bed early.  Gotta get ready for the paying job on Tuesday.

First Christmas Under the Orange Moon

Welp, if nothing else, there's happiness amongst the Kasdans this weekend: Lawrence, because his baby of many fathers Star Wars did well at the box office again, and son Jake, because the Jumanji sequel came in a close second.  Just saw the original Jumanji on sale at Walmart!  Couldn't bring myself to buying it, though.  Sorry, Robin... I guess I was just more of a fan of your talk show appearances to push the movies you were in.
But dayamn, man!  We got FIVE debuts this week!  That's like... half of the top ten!  We got Pitch Perfect 3... these days no one wants to risk a fourth installment of anything, but really, the "Pitch Perfect" idea will probably live on and re-manifest itself somehow, sometime in the future.  Meanwhile, Hugh Jackman's non-Wolverine-related latest looks like it's on its way to bombing... and hard.  But hey!  It's got that La La Land magic attached to it!  You don't usually see that, a film that says "From the Academy Award winning lyricists of..."  Move over, Rodgers and Hammerstein, Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber... La La Land lives on!
There's also Matt Damon's latest, as well as Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor's latest called Downsizing.  One of my more jaded friends pointed out that it's basically a knock-off of... The Incredible Shrinking Man?  One of those.  Of course, that one was an homage to Edgar Allan Poe, as well as a searing commentary on the Blacklist... probably.  I'm confident that Downsizing is more of a searing commentary on Capitalism of these, the late 2017s, the post-Amazon world where Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos are jockeying for first place; meanwhile the rest of us have to go to extreme measures like that just to make ends meet.  Apparently, too depressing a premise this weekend.  Also, they're trying to sweep up Damon in this next new wave of powerful men getting toppled because of charges of sexual harassment.  My favorite new one is that Miss America pageant guy... not Trump, but a different guy.  He sent out a bunch of nasty emails, but they can't throw him out on harassment charges... at least, not against any of the women.  He doesn't go that way.

Auteur Watch - Sunu Gonera

I dunno... Maybe a little jealous, but you gotta be happy for the guy.  Just sounds a little bit like he's been tooting his own IMDb horn a tad.  Don't the "trade marks" sound a bit too positive?  A bit of sadness in there, tho(ugh); rugby's loss, I guess.  AND the banking community!
Alas, after working his way up through "running" past TV commercials... wonder if Ridley Scott still does them... then on to his big American silver screen debut with 2007's Pride... hmm!  What does that poster remind me of... that's it!  That was my first thought, with gay porn a close second... DISTANT!  I mean distant.  But even the best of those who succumb to the allure of Hollywood get disappointed after a while.  Take Omarosa, for instance!  What would Optimus Prime do after getting kicked out of the White House?  To be fair, he's a big guy-type robot, and there are a lot of antiques in that old house.  A bit like a bull in a china shop.
But as positive as Sunu is about life, clearly there's no positive spin to be had about going from the silver screen to directing an episode of "Madam Secretary."  Could always be worse!  Sure, CBS doesn't have the zazz and or sex appeal of, say, an original series on Netflix or Amazon Prime, but still pretty good!  He's not tired of getting it done quickly already, is he?  That's the one drawback about network TV these days... long hours, quick setups.  Oh, you gotta be a sprinter, and probably willing to get four hours of sleep on a mattress behind the set.  A good few feet behind the standing plywood, in case you roll over in your sleep a lot.  Saves you on hotel bills!

Auteur Watch - Alain Gomis

Personally, I can't tell which of Alain's eight directorial credits is the best one, but most of them are in his IMDb Top 4.  I guess it might be too much to ask to have a feature where the actual person themselves picks out their own top 4.  They usually prefer the latest and greatest anyway, as with Guillermo del Toro and his The Weight of Water... I mean The Shape of Water.  But I did notice this right away, being an extremely visual person... check out the poster for Moonlight, and then check out the poster for Félicité.  Variations on a theme, I'm just sayin'... Then there's the poster for Brotherly Love... I remembered that reference from MY VERY OWN BLOG!  My God... it's like some kind of resource I can use now.  Anyway, back to Alain.  Welp, he's got the auteurs' prolificity; a new film every two years or so.  Can it be maintained, however?  And will he resist those tempting offers from Luc Besson to direct Taken 4?  More to come.

More Star-sploitation... War-sploitation?

Now that Disney owns just about everything... is a Lone Ranger sequel asking too much?... they're celebrating Christmas early over at the Magic Kingdom.  Yes, the new Star Wars movie is #1, big surprise, thereby ensuring Looper 2, should director Rian Johnson decide to tell that story.  Me myself, I'll probably just see it on Blu-Ray at home at some point.  So far, no spoiler alerts at work.  Meanwhile, Wonder, The Disaster Artist and Lady Bird seem to be the only films that might actually get an Oscar next year... ooh!  I know what I wanted to blog about!  So I'm at the gas station a couple days ago; Star Wars was already out, but the little news blurb wasn't updated yet!  They have a feature where they tell you what the #1 book and the #1 movie is.  Naturally, since I'm not the Book Hooligan, I couldn't tell you what the #1 book was... but they said the #1 movie was STILL COCO!  B.S. it is!
And speaking of B.S., Disney leased Ferdinand (the Bull) to 20th Century Fox so the Ice Age people could turn it into a CGI comedy for the modern era.  Yes, the Oscar-winning Disney short has finally gotten the Pixar feature length treatment it deserves... and it came in a distand 2nd place after Star Wars.  Apparently it's the best place to be.  "Hey, we did what we could!  We're up against Star Wars, you know!"  It's like the other acts that appeared on Ed Sullivan the night that the Beatles were on.  A few historians might care who they were... but that's about it.  Oh, and the real hardcore Beatles fans, of course.  Gotta rub it in someone's face!

Auteur Watch - Flora Gomes

Does EVERY country in the world have its own unique auteur?  Who has at least six or seven critically acclaimed films to their credit?  It would seem so, and it just might be the case that my big local video store that I'm not allowed to drive to anymore has one of Flora's titles called My Voice.  Sounds tempting, but truth be told it's probably not even going to make the to-do list.  I'm having trouble enough trying to get the new 1080p Blu-Ray of Double Nickels, know whut I mean?

More Oldsploitation

Of course, some of the olds are doing the exploiting these days.  Just heard our current President on TV saying "I can think of no better Christmas gift for the American people than a massive tax cut."  First of all, when our current president says "the American people," he is of course referring to his own family, who stand to gain quite a bit from this latest tax cut.  It's like how John Boehner used to say "millions of Americans" when what he meant was "Americans with millions of dollars."  Like the Koch brothers.  Second, I can think of about a hundred better gifts than a slight tweak in the percentage of what I'm already making.  But at least our current president is being honest.  I believe him when he's basically saying that he's not really a creative guy.  It's just boom, and on to the next embarrassing situation.  Gob dless the Untied Shates, everyone!
But rather than complain about the performance of Firefox this week... no, actually, I can still do both.  Let's see what my avg. fps. is this week.  Whatever it is, I still say Firefox's performance is well within the realm of IT SUCKS.  Or as my good friend Bill Ryan would say... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS... man!  Never go on vacation.  My family members are making me watch TV all the time.  Gotta do this tomorrow.

Auteur Watch - Whoopi Goldberg

No, seriously... EVERYONE wants to direct, but more especially if your debut was with a total hack like Steven Spielberg.  Sure, technically it was 1982's Citizen, but this is the kind of detail that doesn't seem to matter, even to biographers of one of the world's lucky few.  The ones that, with the help of exposure from television and the movies, that we decide collectively as a people and as a planet, that these people are the superstars of this life.  Celebrities.  Those couple hundred people or so in the public limelight that help us make sense of all the other 7 or so billion people in total on this planet.
So how did Whoopi come to directing in addition to acting?  Well, like most actors that do it for a living, right away she knew that being the director's the thing.  The thing to be and the thing to do.  Her big chance, of course, was during one of the first "Comic Relief"s.  But if you look at the cast list, you'll notice that it was kinduva group effort, li'l bit.  I mean, how hard is it to tell four or five video cameras what to point at?  A few on the stage, a few in the audience... floor managers and bellhops for that.  Still, it was a traumatic experience, even with four co-directors, so sticking to acting and hosting the Academy Awards it was.  UNTIL..... until the right project came along, and the stars and planets sort of lined up, like just before the psychedelic trip in 2001 gets up and running.  And Whoopi decided that what better subject to do a documentary about than someone in a similar predicament as she?  How about Moms Mabley?  Perfect... but somehow it doesn't seem right that the documentary about her is one of her IMDb Top 4.  Oh well.  'Twas a different era.

Shimmy Shimmy Coco Pop

To any and all Trump defenders on TV, let me just say this... PLEASE stop saying "Nothing Burger."  As the "Seinfeld" episode says, it's played.  It barely played when it first debuted oh those many weeks ago.  As you may know, Urban Dictionary dot com defines "Nothing Burger" as a Trump surrogate's answer to temporarily downplay an(other) impending (Trump-based) scandal... basically like Chip Diller screaming "ALL IS WELL!" before he's trampled to comedic death / flatness, for a cinematic example.  But I always like to teach the controversy, and I think if a Trump supporter were here right now, he or she would probably say that I'm the Nothing Burger, and I'll see them in court.  Good strategy, even I admit!  Well, banana republics work differently that way.

But hey!  Let's stick with the big news.  Pixar's latest, Coco, is still #1 at the Box Office!  It's still having fun, and it's still #1.  And of course the Adobe Flash party is still raging on at Coco's official IMDb page, as it does with all these new releases.  Let's see the tumbleweeds over at A Bug's Life... an inadvertent segue!  But I was thinking about this, because Kevin Spacey accuser Anthony Rapp finds himself in the position of the guy in The Dark Knight (2008) that everyone wants to kill in order to prevent the demolition of a hospital.  Boy, the state of health care even sucks in the movies!  He apparently said that he's now known as the guy who destroyed "House of Cards."  Well, first of all, shame on the people for not knowing the physics behind a house of cards... unless they're glued together, as with some magic tricks, even a powerful enough sigh can knock it down.  Second, even I have to admit that Season 5 of the show has headed into shark-infested waters.  As much as I love Melissa James Gibson, she nevertheless made that all-important claim that Season 5 happened very "organically;" the death of Thomas Yates, on the other hand, smacked a little bit of Dow fertilizer.  But the marketplace of sexual harassers continues to be flooded this week, distracting from the marketplace of American mass shootings.  We've got Russell Simmons' Def Harassment Jam, we got "clean-cut" Garrison Keillor in trouble, and of course Matt Lauer.  Personally, I thought that this was a troubling sign, but what do I know.  Too squeamish, I guess.
No debuts to report on this week, but the battle between Lady Bird and Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri duking it out for indie cred in the bottom half of the Top 10 this week.  I'd be very surprised, however, if either Laurie Metcalf or Frances McDormand appear on "Saturday Night Live," even in cameo roles.  Too old to host, right?

Short Reviews - December 2017

":Dryvrs" "Bob's Direction Home" - With Jack Dishel as Jack

"3Some" "Halloween Special 2013" - With Jack Ayers as Jack

4 Men & Monica - With Jack Spring as Jack... hmm!  I'm sensing a theme here...

52nd Street - With Jack White as Jack

"7 Minutes in Heaven: An Interactive Journey" - With Jack Douglass as Jack

Adapt or Die - With Jack Turner as Jack

"Adulting" "When Trash Picking Becomes a Lifestyle..." - With Jack Ayers as Jack

Al's Troubles - With Jack Singleton as Jack

"Alexander: The Other Side of Dawn" - With Jack Rader as Jack

Alone Out There - With Jack Noble as Jack

"Always and Everyone" "A Greater Sense of Degradation" - With Jack Deam as Jack

Amber - With Jack Jagodka as Jack... also with Richard Carrow as Stunt Double: Jack.  Because even though Jagodka USED to be a stunt guy in his own right, he's moved up in the world!  And gets his OWN stunt double now!

Aram, Aram - With Jack Hakopyan as Jack

Artists & Models - With Jack Daley as Jack (voice, uncredited)

"Ashlynn's Drunk Facebook Album" - With Jack Dreesen as Jack

"Bad Singer" - With Jack Howard as Jack

Bear Cats - With Jack McHugh as Jack

"Bedtime Stories" "Truth or Dare" - With Jack Ketchmark as Jack

Beekeeper - With Jack DiFalco as Jack

Best Boy - With Jack Savige as Jack

The Betrayed Friend - With Jack Heabler as Jack

The Big One - With Jack Barley as Jack

"Blue Bloods" "Backstabbers" - With Jack (J.) Cambria as Jack

The Blue Diamond - With Jack Warner as Jack.  Also with Jack Warner as Jack.

"Blue Fin" - With Jock Owen as Jock

"The Body" - With Jack Gordon as Jack

"Boney" "Boney and the Strangler" - With Jack Thompson as Jack

Breaking Up and Down - With Jack Allum as Jack

Breezy Bill, Outcast - With Jack Richardson as Jack

Brooklyn Buckaroos - With Jack Kirkwood as Jack

"Brother's Keeper" "An Odd Couple of Days" - With Jack Klugman as Jack

Bruce's Fists of Vengeance - With Jack Lee as Jack

A Bullet For Your Thoughts - With Jack Allum as Jack

Par Cark Car Park - With Jack Finsterer as Jack

"Carpool" - With Jack Massee as Jack

Casting Central - With Jack Fulton as Jack

Cat's in the Bag - With Jack Allum as Jack

Ceremony - With Jack Rothert as Jack

Chance - With Jack Lucy as Jack

"Cheers" - With Jack Knight as Jack (7 episodes)

Childish Things AKA Tale of the Cock AKA Confessions of Tom Harris AKA Renaissance Man AKA By the Book - With Jack Griffin as Jack

Circuit Riders - With Jack Jozefson as Jack

Citizens - With Jack Dean as Jack.  Also with Jack Atlantis as Jack A.  Confusing.  Downright confusing.

City of the Dream Demons - With Jack Mulvanerty as Jack

The Coin - With Jack Ryan Shepherd as Jack

Come Find Me - With Jack Brett Anderson as Jack

"Coming Out" - With Jack Howard as Jack

"Comp'd" - With Jack Thurston Farrell as Jack

Confessions of a Call Girl - With Jack Shannon as Jack

Convoy - With Jack Ackroyd as Jack

Coral - With Jack Walsh as Jack

"Creative Crisis" - With Jack Howard as Jack

Creepers - With Jack Bishop as Jack... I should probably point out that... also with Douglas Tyler as Jock 1 and with Adam Verner as Jock 2.  Otherwise, they'll beat me up after school, right?

Crime and the Penalty - With Jack Lovatt as Jack

"Cuplicated" - With Jack Allison as Jack

Curry - With Jack Ide as Jack

Cyan Wars 2: Shroud of the Dark Side - With Jack Tillman as Jack

Bance Dand Dance Band - With Jack Holland as Jack

Dancers - With Jack Brodsky as Jack

The Dark Agent and the Passing of the Torch Chapter 7 - With Jack McGee as Jack

Dark Hours: Typee - With Jack O'Connor as Jack

Dark Red Roses - With Jack Clayton as Jack

"Dead Kevin" - With Jack Robichaud as Jack (9 episodes)

Dirty Dishes - With Jack Robichaud as Jack

"Do You Mind?" "Let Them Eat Cake" - With Jack Antoniou as Jack

The Doll Maker - With Jack Perrett as Jack

Don Daredevil Rides Again - With Michael Palin Jack Ingram as Jack (uncredited)

"Donna Ray" - With Jack M. Cohen as Jack

"Doritos: Doritos or my Sister" - With Jack van Landingham as Jack

"Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist" "Earring" - With Jack Gallagher as Jack

"Dragnet" "The Big Actor" - With Jack Mulhall as Jack

"Dream on the Run" - With Jack Lalonde as Jack

"Drink That In" - With Jack Jozefson as Jack

Ebola Zombies - With Jack Chan as Jack

Education of my Life - With Jay Jack as Jack

El Enmascarado de Plata - With Jack O'Brien as Jack

European Night - With Jack Finch as Jack

Exit - With Jack Scalia as Jack

(The) Final Act - With Jack Warfield as Jack

The Firefly Catcher - With Jack Kennedy as Jack

"Fit But You Love It" - With Jack Snelling as Jack

The Fixer - With Jack Mulhall as Jack... also with Marie Newton as Marie Hill... Jack's Sweet Heart

Flirting with Flamenco - With Jack Burns as Jack

For a Good Time - With Jack Bronis as Jack

From Rogues to Riches - With Jack Kirkwood as Jack

Game - With Jack Fulton as Jack

The Game - With Jack Coyle as Jack

"GhostFace" - With W. Jack as Jack (5 episodes)

"Ghostly Encounters" "Tempting Ghosts" - With Jack Everett as Jack

Giants vs. Yanks - With Jack Davis as Jack (as Hal Roach's Rascals)

Goat Getters - With Jack McHugh as Jack.  Also with Jack Lloyd

"Good vs Evil" - With Jack Esformes as Jack (3 episodes)

The Gospel of Jon - With Jack Fulghum as Jack

The Grave Bandits - With Jack Falcis / Jack Love Falsis as Jack

"Grounded for Life" - With Jack De Sena as Jack (2 episodes)

Hair-Trigger Casey - With Jack Hendricks as Jack (uncredited)

Haleyisms - With Jack Haley as Jack

"Half in the Bag" - With Jack Packard as Jack (4 episodes)

Halloween Avenue - With Jack Murphy as Jack

Handle with Care - With Jack Hobbs as Jack

The Harbinger - With Jack Watson as Jack

"Harbor Command" "Harbor Mission" - With Jack Hogan as Jack

The Hard Sell - With Jack McBride as Jack

He Found a Star - With Jack Kellaway as Jack

Heart Troubles - With Jack Kirkwood as Jack (2 episodes)

"Heat Vision and Jack" - With Jack Black as Jack

The Heat's On - With Jack Owens as Jack

Her Wonderful Day - With Jack Hopkins as Jack

Herd - With Jack Maguire as Jack

"Here's Lucy" "Lucy and the Used Car Dealer" - With Jack Berle as Jack

"The Holiday to Remember" - With Jack Hrdlicka as Jack

Home - With Jack O'Connell as Jack

Hope for Humanity - With Jack Johnston as Doug Jones Jack

A Horse for Summer - With Jack Matasek as Jack

How It Ends - With Jack Diamond as Jack

"Howling: New Moon Rising" - With Jack Holder as Jack

Human Error - With Jack Meakin as Jack

Hunger Pains - With Jack Robichaud as Jack

I Should Worry - With Jack Hopkins as Jack

I Think We Might Have to Do Something - With Jack Field as Jack

I Used to Be Darker - With Jack Carneal as Jack

Idaho - With Michael Palin Jack Ingram as Jack (uncredited)

Independence Day - With Jack Carone as Jack

Irma la Douce - With Jack Sahakian as Jack

"It's Me Gerald" "Love and Marriage" - With Jack McLaughlin as Jack

Jack - With Jack Freeney as Jack

Jack & Iris - With Jack Walsh as Jack

"Jack and Dean of All Trades" - With Jack Howard as Jack (12 episodes)

"Jack and Jeremy's Police 4" - With Jack Dee as Jack

Jack and Julianna - With Jack Wallace as Jack

Jack and Lucas Go to a Wedding - With Jack Kyser as Jack

"The Jack and Triumph Show" - With Jack McBrayer as Jack (7 episodes)

Jack Goes to the Gym - With Jack Ide as Jack

Jack Off - With Jack Mannix as Jack

"Jack's FAQs" - With Jack Richards as Jack

Jacks or Better - With Jack Wallace as Jack

The Jar - With Jack Anderson as Jack

"Jeff Rosenstock: The Making of 'WORRY.'" - With Jack Shirley as Jack

Jockstrap Slaughterhouse - With Jack Patterson as Jack

Journey to the End of the World - With Jack Michel as Jack

The Junkman - With Jack Vacek as Jack

Kansas City Trucking Co. - With Jack Wrangler as Jack

Kapag Kumulo ang Dugo - With Jack Falcis as Jack

"Kelly" "A Very Good Sign" - With Jack Andrews as Jack

Kidnap 6 - With Jack Feger as Jack

Killer Wingfield - With Jack Fischer as Jack

King Arthur Was a Gentleman - With Jack Train as Jack

"Knight Rider" "Return to Cadiz" - With Jack Gill as Jack (uncredited)

"Knock Three Times" - With Jack Wild as Jack (2 episodes)

"Kraft Suspense Theatre" "Nobody Will Ever Know" - With Frank Maxwell as Dr. Jackson 'Jack' Burnham

"Kwoon" - With Jack Dougherty as Jack

L. A. Superheroes - With Jack Kheler as Jack... but my Spidey Critic sense is tingling, telling me that they probably meant THIS GUY actually.  No one will ever know.

L'Assenza - Avec Jack Boswell son Jack

La Guerra Continua - With Jack Palance as Jack

Lady Be Good - With Jack Mulhall as Jack

Landlord - With Jack Robichaud as Jack

The Last Days of Frankie the Fly - With Jack McGee as Jack

Law of the North - With Jack Carlyle as Jack

"Lawman" "The Captives" - With Jack Henderson as Jack (uncredited).  Also with Michael Dante as Jack McCall.

Life's Moments - With Jack McBride as Jack

Limerence - With Jack Merrill as Jack

The Line of Masculinity - With Jack Hourigan as Jack

Lisensyadong Kamao - With Jack Bernal as Jack

A Little Enchanting - With Jack Punches as Jack

"Little House on the Prairie" - With Jack Lilley as Jack (2 episodes)

Live or Die in La Honda - With Jack Mullins as Jack

"Local Ambition" - With Jack Miller as Jack (3 episodes)

Locker Doom - With Jack Wheeler as Jack

Loser's End - With Jack Perrin as Jack.  Also with Starlight the Horse as Jack's Horse (uncredited).

Lost in Gray - With Jack Plotnick as Jack

"Love" - With Jack Nathan Harding as Jack (2 episodes)

Love Fantasy - With Jack Johns as Jack

Love Thy Neighbor - With Jack Gwaltney as Jack

"Mad Jack" - With Jack Wareing as Jack

"The Magician" "Nightmare in Steel" - With Frank Christi as Jack

"Malcolm in the Middle" "Long Drive" - With Frankie J. Allison as Jack

Malum Orbis - With Jack Adair as Jack

Mannequin - With Jack Shipley as Jack

MarchFourth Marching Band in China - With Jack Diboise as Jack

"Married... With Children" - With Jack Yates as Jack (2 episodes)

Married for Money - With Frank Tennant as Jack Harrison

Mars - With Jack McAullay as Jack

Mary of the Movies - With Jack Perrin as Jack

Medusa Challenger - With Jack Wallace as Jack

Meet My Wife - With Jack Walters as Jack

Melvyn - With Jack Ganley as Jack

Men of the Desert - With Jack Gardner as Jack

A Menacing Proposal - With Randy Frank as Jack

Mercury in Retrograde - With Jack C. Newell as Jack... also with Andrew Sensenig as Jack Sr.

La Messe en si Mineur - Avec Jack Paul son Jack

The Midnight Raiders - With Jack Perrin as Jack.  Also with Starlight the Horse as Jack's Horse.

Mikeyboy - With Jack Dusi as Jack

Millennium Mambo - With Jack Kao as Jack

Mind the Gap - With Jack Leitenberg as Jack

Mirrors - With Jack Royle as Jack

"Miss Adventures" "Pilot" - With Jack Turner as Jack

A Modern Mother Goose - With Jack Paul as Jack

"Monsters" "The Mandrake Root" - With Frankie Faison as Jack Lyle

Montana Territory - With Frank Matts as Jack Gallagher (uncredited)

Moon in Taurus - With Jack Wright as Jack

Mother's Day - With Jack Weprin as Jack

A Mountain Nymph - With Jack Nelson as Jack

Mr. Jack Inspects Paris - With Frank Daniels as Uncle Jack McGee

Mr. Jack Trifles - With Frank Daniels as Uncle Jack McGee... also with Kate Price as Mrs. Jack McGee

Mr. Jack Wins a Double-Cross - With Frank Daniels as Jack Magee

Mr. Jack, a Hallroom Hero - With Frank Daniels as Jack Magee

Mr. Jack, the Hash Magnate - With Frank Daniels as Jack Magee

"MRS." "The Blind Date" - With Jack Quaid as Jack

Museum Mystery - With Jock McKay as Jock

My Buddy, the Actor - With Jack Martin as Jack

My Life Is All About Wrestling - With Jack ALMazeedi as Jack

"My Mother and Other Strangers" "God Rest You Merry" - With Frank McCusker as Jack

The Naggers Go Rooting - With Jack Norworth as Jack

Naughty Boys - With Jack Post as Jack

Never Say Die - With Frank Notaro as Colonel Jack Redmond

Never Too Late - With Jack Jovcic as Jack

The New Girlfriend - With Jack Glenn as Jack

Newark Ave. - With Jack Hunter as Jack

Nickelodeon - With Jack Verbois as Jack

"Nickelodeon's Sizzling Summer Camp Special" - With Jack Griffo as Jack

A Night Out - With Jack Storey as Jack

No Experience Necessary - With Jack Conroy as Jack

No Ketchup - With Jack Walpuck as Jack

No Light and No Land Anywhere - With Jack Chaffee as Jack

Noble - With Jack Heath as Jack

Not My Job - With Jack Williams as Jack

Not My Type at All - With Jack Impellizzeri as Jack

"Nothing Too Good for a Cowboy" "Charades" - With Frank C. Turner as Jack Kroger

The Notorious Bettie Page - With Frank Hopf as Jack Kramer

Oh, Teacher! - With Jack McHugh as Jack

"On Air" - With Jack Kastenschmidt as Jack (9 3pisodes)

Once Upon a Girl.... - With Frank Welker as Jack / Jack and the Beanstalk... and a few others not really worth mentioning

"One & Done" "Pilot" - With Jack Knapp as Jack

One Night Only - With Jack Johnson as Jack

One Sunday - With Stone Jack Jones as Jack

"Open House" - With Jack Zullo as Jack (10 episodes)

Over & Over - With Bond... Jack Bond as Jack

P2 - With Jack Anderson as Jack

Paper AND Plastic - With Jack McGowan as Jack

Penrod AND Sam - With Jack Cunningham as Jack (uncredited)

Penrod's Double Trouble - With Jack Cunningham as Jack (uncredited)

"Pensacola: Wings of Gold" "At Poverty Level" - With Frank Ertl as Jack Connors

The Perfect Match - With Jack Liebel as Jack

Peripheral Vision - With Jack Ellis as Jack

The Pervert - With Jack Dunphy as the Pervert Jack

Photo Phonies - With Jack Kirkwood as Jack

Picketing for Love - With Jack Carson as Jack

Picture Perfect - With Jack Kalian as Jack

"A Piece of Cake" - With Jack Kirwan as Jack

The Pigman - With Jack McAullay as Jack

Pigskin Troubles - With Jack Born as Jack

Playing Dead - With Jack Lowe as Jack

Poker Night - With Jack Nolan as Jack

Post Post Post - With Jack Flynn as Jack

Prattle - With Jack Bence as Jack

"Problems" - With Jack Charles as Jack (3 episodes)

"Project Z: History of the Zombie Apocalypse" "Just the Two of Us" - With Jack Buttitta as Jack

"Promise the Moon" - With Frank Crudele as Mexican Jack

Psychosis - With Jack Wilson as Jack

Put Some Money in the Pot - With Jack Kirkwood as Jack

Quiz Show - With Jack Gilpin as Jack

"Ramar of the Jungle" - With Frank Richards as Jack Galvin (2 episodes)

Real Gangsters - With Frank D'Angelo as Jack Lo Giacamo

"The Ren & Stimpy Show" "Terminal Stimpy/ Reverend Jack Cheese" - With Frank Gorshin as The Reverend Jack Cheese

Rescued in Time - With Jack Standing as Jack

The Romance of Robert Burns - With Frank Sully as Jock Wilson (uncredited)

"Route 66" "To Walk with the Serpent" - With Frank Sutton as Jack Davis

"Route 66" "Voice at the End of the Line" - With Frank Campanella as Jack

"Ryan" "Moribund the Burgermeister" "Fibber the Dancing Galah" - With Frank Wilson as Jack Hayes

"Ryan" "Person or Persons Unknown" - With Frank Hamilton as Jack Will... and don't ask me what!

"Saturday Playhouse" "The House with the Green Shutters" - With Frank Wylie as Jock McCraw

The Secret Well - With Frank Jonasson as Jack Wharton... Fugitive from Justice

"Sex Games Vegas" - With Frank Harper as Jack (2 episodes)

Shadow of Fear - With Frank Forsyth as Jack Storey

"Sky King" "Speak No Evil" - With Ross Elliott as Frank Carney / Jack Cramer

Slinging Mud - With Frank Roberts as Jock #2

Sour Milk - With Frank Scantori as Jack

The St. Louis Kid - With Frank Bull as Jack... the Police Broadcaster (uncredited)

"Starsky and Hutch" "The Las Vegas Strangler, Part 2" - With Frank Converse as Jack Mitchell

Still Here: A 48 Hour Film Project - With Frank Catena as Jack

Tarzan and the Kawana Treasure - With Frank Braña as Jack

Tiger True - With Frank Mayo as Jack Lodge

"A Time of Day" "Eposide Episode #1.6" - With Frank Pettitt as Jack Stafford

"Tom Brokaw Reports: Separate and Unequal" - With Frank Melton as Himself... Mayor of Jackson

Total Force - With... yup, you guessed it... Frank Stallone as Jack O'Hara

The Train Wreckers - With Franklyn Farnum as Jack Stewart

"Verbotene Liebe" - Mitt Frank Jacobsen als Jacko (6 epizöden)

The Verne Miller Story - With Frank Costa as Jack McGurn

Western Vengeance - With Franklyn Farnum as Jack Caldwell

The White Masks - With Franklyn Farnum as Jack Bray

The Wild Life - With Frank Montiforte as Jock #2

"World's Worst Director" - With Frank O'Donnell as Jack (3 episodes)

Yesterday's Girl - With Frank Oaks as Jack.  Also with Tayla Holborow as Jack's Daughter.

The Young Poisoner's Handbook - With Frank Mills as Uncle Jack

"As the Beast Sleeps" - With Frank M(a)cCusker as Jack

"Forgot" - With Frank Perilli as Jack (4 episodes)

The Old Maid's Baby - With Jack Conn(o/e)lly as Frank Dodge

"The Standard" "Two Birds, One Stone" - With Frank Duncan as Jock

Stateline Motel - With Frank von Kuegelgen as Jack (voice, uncredited)

"Black Death: The Series" - With Fabio Fulco as Jack Franky (2017)

Blackwoods - With Sean Campbell as Jack Franklin

"A Crime to Remember" "Episode #5.3" - With John Block as Jack Franks

"Entanglement" - With Randy J. Blair as Jack Franklin

Forest Warrior - With Wil Shriner as Jack Franklin

"Hi-Jacked" - With Stephen Levinson as Jack Franklin

Holt of the Secret Service - With Jack Cheatham as Agent Frank [Chs. 3-5, 8-9, 15]

"Married... with Children" "Dud Bowl" - With Stan Ivar as Jack Franklin

"Navy Log" "The Long Weekend" - With Gregory Walcott as Jack Franklin

Silverdome - With Glenn Pakulak as Jack Franco

'Star Trek: Elite Force II' - With Lex Lang as Ensign Jack Franklin (voice)