Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Short reviews: June 2007


About a month ago I stumbled across the coolest Internets thing since Virtual Sliced Bread! It was a Four-Word movie review! I mean, really, what more do you need than that? And no, I'm not being sarcastic. Maybe a little jealous, but I know a good thing when I see one, so I'm jumping on the bandwagon this month with my own feeble stab at cashing in on the hot new trend. And so,...

Ratatouille - Someone order bubonic plague?

Kansas City - Stockholm Syndrome, my ass!

Pink Panther 2 - Say it ain't so! (or 'Is it cost effective?' ... Damn! I knew I couldn't do it...)

American Buffalo - Coulda been better, Teach.

Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend - Eat it, Jurassic Park!

Lonely Hearts - Gandolfini getting type-casted?

Above the Law - Steven Seagal kicks ass!

Mr. Brooks - White Men Behaving Badly

Harry Potter 5 - Potter's mid-life crisis.

Hard to Kill - Seagal's hard to kill.

Superman 5 - Superman's a little pouty.

The Tiger and the Snow - Roberto Benigni's NEXT holocaust.

Silver Surfer - Totally not Terminator 2.

Marked for Death - Seagal kicks Jamaican ass!

'Rescue Me' - Don't hate the uniform.

Out for Justice - Seagal kicks Goombah ass!

Talk Radio - That Durn Liberal Media!

Under Siege - Seagal kicks Oscar ass!

Evan Almighty - Even snakehandlers like it!

On Deady Ground - Seagal kicks Greenpeace ass!

Kung Pow 2 - Four years too late...

Under Siege 2 (aka Steven Seagal 7) - Seagal kicks SEQUEL ass!

Superbad - Long time gone, Mottola!

Bob Roberts - That durn liberal media!

Eraserhead - David Lynch's pediatrics nightmare.

Executive Decision - Seagal gets ass kicked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The Flight of the Conchords" - They Might Be Giants?

Ticker - Seagal. Pyun. Somehow inevitable.

Evening - Holy chick flick, Batman!

Network - That Durn Liberal Media!

Cabin Boy - Colleen? Assignment in Hell!

Knocked Up - Heigl trumps Alba, finally!

speaking of which...

Zyzzyx Road - Coolest box office ever!

Magic - This better make money...

Dreamscape - Norm's best movie role.

"The Flight of the Conchords" - HBO finds next Borat.

Thank You for Smoking - That Durn Liberal Media!

License to Wed - Kwapis: Ship still out...

Next month: 3 word movie reviews

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