About a month ago I stumbled across the coolest Internets thing since Virtual Sliced Bread! It was a Four-Word movie review! I mean, really, what more do you need than that? And no, I'm not being sarcastic. Maybe a little jealous, but I know a good thing when I see one, so I'm jumping on the bandwagon this month with my own feeble stab at cashing in on the hot new trend. And so,...
Ratatouille - Someone order bubonic plague?
Kansas City - Stockholm Syndrome, my ass!
Pink Panther 2 - Say it ain't so! (or 'Is it cost effective?' ... Damn! I knew I couldn't do it...)
American Buffalo - Coulda been better, Teach.
Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend - Eat it, Jurassic Park!
Lonely Hearts - Gandolfini getting type-casted?
Above the Law - Steven Seagal kicks ass!
Mr. Brooks - White Men Behaving Badly
Harry Potter 5 - Potter's mid-life crisis.
Hard to Kill - Seagal's hard to kill.
Superman 5 - Superman's a little pouty.
The Tiger and the Snow - Roberto Benigni's NEXT holocaust.
Silver Surfer - Totally not Terminator 2.
Marked for Death - Seagal kicks Jamaican ass!
'Rescue Me' - Don't hate the uniform.
Out for Justice - Seagal kicks Goombah ass!
Talk Radio - That Durn Liberal Media!
Under Siege - Seagal kicks Oscar ass!
Evan Almighty - Even snakehandlers like it!
On Deady Ground - Seagal kicks Greenpeace ass!
Kung Pow 2 - Four years too late...
Under Siege 2 (aka Steven Seagal 7) - Seagal kicks SEQUEL ass!
Superbad - Long time gone, Mottola!
Bob Roberts - That durn liberal media!
Eraserhead - David Lynch's pediatrics nightmare.
Executive Decision - Seagal gets ass kicked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The Flight of the Conchords" - They Might Be Giants?
Ticker - Seagal. Pyun. Somehow inevitable.
Evening - Holy chick flick, Batman!
Network - That Durn Liberal Media!
Cabin Boy - Colleen? Assignment in Hell!
Knocked Up - Heigl trumps Alba, finally!
speaking of which...
Zyzzyx Road - Coolest box office ever!
Magic - This better make money...
Dreamscape - Norm's best movie role.
"The Flight of the Conchords" - HBO finds next Borat.
Thank You for Smoking - That Durn Liberal Media!
License to Wed - Kwapis: Ship still out...
Next month: 3 word movie reviews