Friday, October 01, 2010

Short Reviews - September 2010

She's The Man - I saw this in the perfect venue: on the gym TV with the closed-captioning.

Bob Roberts - Everyone should re-watch this before the election

A Face in the Crowd - This too for good measure.

George Carlin: It's Bad For Ya - Prescient about Tiger Woods in at least one way

Shred - Kids! We're going to watch a movie. Oh boy! Is it Shrek? No! We can't afford Shrek. It's Shred! Starring your favorite, Tom Green! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...

Bob the Butler - Oh puhleeeeeze. Is there NOTHING that can hurt this guy's street cred?

Rudy - This month Joe Montana finally found fault with the film, and not a moment too soon I might add! Daniel Craig will portray him in a new biopic... well, he should, anyway. No one can do the Bond thing forever anymore. At least, not at MGM. Oh, snap!

The Fountainhead - Even Ayn Rand couldn't make a hero out of a mad bomber.

The Social Network - It was written by Aaron Sorkin, so one of the characters will say that they're never ever sick at sea. Maybe Timberlake!

Shrek 4 3D - The D's the thing!... sorry, that's the best I could do.

The Lovely Bones - Looks a bit like Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus. Just saying.

The Island Inside - Sequel to The Sea Inside?

We go to Monte Carlo - With Audrey Hepburn as Linda Farrel

We Will All Go To Monte Carlo - ...but Audrey will now go as Melissa Walter!

Stone - The Score 2?

Tank Girl - Naomi vs. Petty: who's playing the nerdy girl now??

Jackass 3D - Bring an extra vomit bag with you just in case...

Legend of the Guardians - After 300 and Watchmen, those better be some buff owls!

The Final Saw - You mean the last STRAW!

Hell Is For Heroes - Ironic, because I thought Heaven was for heroes. Well! Won't all those 9/11 firemen be surprised!

Erik the Viking - Man, the Maltin guide is so square! ...NOW do you get it? (see post image)

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