Sunday, March 17, 2013
Auteur Watch - Salim Akil
Sparkle. 2012's answer to Glitter, apparently. Which is perfect because he seems to be following in Vondie Curtis-Hall's giant footsteps. His next project is called Diggy Simmons MOW. Man, I'm so unhip. I'm looking at the IMDb page, and I don't see a single character named Diggy Simmons. If you get any ad money, I suggest you go the Atlas Shrugged route and have posters with a black outline of a person, and the words "Who is Diggy Simmons?" I'm sorry.. "Who dat Diggy?" But you know what you're doing. Just remember Bowfinger's prophecy: when you hit 50, it's over. But don't ask Mary Lambert! She wouldn't know, that's fer sure!! Ha ha!!