Sunday, September 30, 2012
Short Reviews - September 2012
The Master - There will be ego
Robocop 3 - Why have Robocop at all? It takes, what, about 20 minutes before he appears?
Best of the Best 3 - Besides the white supremacist group, what exactly makes this an entry in the Best of the Best series?
Hotel Transylvania 3D - You can't fool the people all the time, Sandler! But at least the animation looks better than Eight Crazy Nights.
Chrystal - We didn't make it past that first sex scene. Biblical relations is apparently a group sport in that part of the world...
Branded - iPhone Bar Code: The Motion Picture
Dizzy Heights and Daring Hearts - Good green screen effects for the period
They're Out of the Business - Stupid filmmakers. They take a perfectly good porno and surround it with ninety plus minutes of yap yap yap! What were they thinking?
To the Arctic 3D - To the video shelf!
Born to be Wild 3D - Boy! Warner Bros. is biting the big one on lots of these!
Here Comes the Boom - Say goodbye to flesh and blood