Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Auteur Watch - Tina Gordon Chism

I get the feeling that Tina's in a bar with Deb Hagan right now, bemoaning the state of cinema, wondering why there aren't any good projects for women, stuff like that.  I hear it's mostly luck.  Actually, Deb's probably trying to get Tina to give her a Second Unit job on Tina's next project, because look!  Peeples?  And I'm not talking a VH1 doc about Nia.  It's kind of a Guess Who's Coming to Dinner kind of thing, but everyone's black.  But check this out... Craig Robinson!  He's still hot, right?  He's like Anthony Anderson, but without the rape charge.  I just still can't believe they made an installment of the Hot Tub Time Machine series without John Cusack.  What a diva.  But back to Robinson, the new star of the HTTM series.  Surely there's a way to get to Spielberg through Craig Robinson?  Well, Craig was in This is the End with Seth Rogen, who provided the voice for the alien in Paul.  And if you scroll down the list of the credits of Paul... voila!  Spielberg.  Well, Tina, I've done the heavy lifting for you, so the ball's in your court.

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