Short Reviews - July 2010

I know, it's too late. The gushing oil's already been capped; nobody cares anymore. Thought I'd go for it anyway.
Meanwhile, I'm looking at this book called the Bohemian Manifesto. They say that a Bohemian will watch anything with John Malkovich, but this book was published before Eragon and definitely before Transformers 3, so they therefore might have to strike him from their list. Sorry, more slim pickin's this month.


The Last Airbender - Sounds cool! I should go and see it.

The Last Tycoon - The last Elia Kazan movie

Last Action Hero - Ah, the memories. Also see Gandalf as Death.

The Last Starfighter - Nope, they're remaking that, too.

The Last of the Mohicans - Daniel-Day and Madeleine forever.

The Last (2002) - Nope.

The Last (2007) - Meh.

The Last Round Ended in a Free Fight - Whuh?

The Last Liberal Cowboy in All of the U.S. of A - must be a student film

The Other Guys - Wanting to see movie? This can't be!

Coco before Chanel - Coco before Stravinsky

Coco Chanel and Igor Stravinsky - Afterwards

Charlie St. Cloud - More like Yawn St. Boring

St. Elmo's Fire - What can I say? I'm stuck in 1985.

Rock-a-Doodle - A Chanticleer for Bluth-owitz?

ReVenge - Maxim magazine readers have officially voted: they'd pick Sally Kirkland over Madeleine Stowe 2 to 1!

Scott Pilgrim v. The World - I know anything goes these days, but it seems like a girl that's been out with seven guys before you's just a little bit tarnished. And she's probably going to lose her looks, too, but that's just me. Otherwise, fine film. Hope to see it in 3-D!